u mirin'

>>40215744

Why is it when Zyzz did this kind of shite he didn't come across as douchey but as someone to emulate & follow, and we still miss him; but dudes like this just come across as utter wankers who's arse you wanna kick?

>>40215768

Because he was the chosen one.

>>40215768
Because he's a manlet. You get anxiety from the subconcious thought that something is about to bite your ankles

>>40215768
He invented the social media mirin. It was new back then.
Now all these wanna be tryhard fags copy him.

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>>40215768


He was charismatic

>>40215802

Is it to do with Zyzz' body you think? To normies he doesn't look as obviously roided so doesn't seem like such a cunt.

>>40215744
jesus christ vascularity on your shins (not calves) looks so fucking bad. prove me wrong

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>>40215768
Zyzz was actually funny, his whole persona was ironic.

He even styled his hair after a video game character

Some people you can just tell that they wouldn't have any muscle mass without the juice. Like Zyzz and this clown right here >>40215744

Because guys like OP are tryhards who live life solely for attention on social media. Zyzz was a tryhard, but he made terrific progress both physically and socially.

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>>40215744
>that girl is taller than him

>>40215744
Still can't go below parallel squatting next to that girl.

I think a part of it is that zyzz looks like he naturally acts like that where these other photos look forced

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Rather look like this

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>>40215744
Harrison Twins look good as fuck no homo
>former royal marine
>drives a cool 335i bmw
>hot as fuck gf
>tattoos

>>40215744
dude you are like a megamanlet

5'5 buendia is as tall as you lmao

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>>40215744
>shorter than the girl
Fucking manlets, when will they learn...

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u mad

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>>40215768
do you even need to ask?
zyzz was to /fit/ misc and sick cunt lifestyle what pelé is to football, what jordan is to basketball, what federer is to tennis and what phelps is to swimming


there will never be someone like zyzz again

[i]rectum in pace[/i]

>>40217767
How can one man be so perfect?
FUAAARK!

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>>40217767
>there will never be someone like zyzz again

Wrong

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>>40217798

>>40217798
babyface

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>>40215768
is this officially a zyzz thread now?
yes it is

>>40217873
No, let this shit bait die and migrate to the TRUE zyzz thread
>>40217867
>>40217867
>>40217867

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>>40217849

wrong

>>40215768
He literally spikes his hair half a foot to gain height. It's pathetic.

>>40217886
He looks like he has a chronic vacuum in his mouth from sucking dick all the time. Fuck off Seid! GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>40215744
>goku hair to add 3" of height
>still shorter than girl

>>40215744
Is he sub 180cm or this girl taller than 180cm?

>>40217982
he's 5'10 and she's 5'11"

>>40218041
>5'10

kek
if he is over 5'6 it's a surprise

>>40218069
the girls left leg is obviously lifted + if shes wearing heels its easy to see shes 5'11

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>>40218069

>>40218076
>>40218077
>Yes let me suspiciously defend two people I don't even know
Sho sho manlet twins

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>>40218077
check him with the philipino

yea 5'10

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>>40218077


>5'10
>when will they learn

>>40218128
kek they left after celebheights anon destroyed their arguments

>>40218131
>>40218149

good job anon, your autism has no mercy on liars

>>40218149
>>40218131

Why are you posting pics of Buendia?

>>40215768
because we know zyzz's story. He was once a skinny nerd who played WoW all day, which a lot of people on this bored can relate to. For all we know this guy has been a chad all his life.

>>40218234
Because they're the same height as seen in op

Zyzz was pretty upfront about being a cunt, these guys seem like cunts who think they aren't cunts. Then again I'm making all these assumptions from pictures, so maybe I'm a cunt.
Also 99% of this board is jelly of them and all the poon and shit they get, I am.

>>40215768
>implying Zyzz wasn't douchey

>>40217886
Seriously, he has a really weird jaw and sucking in his cheeks. Like this character from Spongebob.

>>40215744
Kind of, his friends are pretty fit and those guys he's banging are hot.

>>40217764

Not really. It's no different to looking at a picture if a couple of heroin junkies or crackheads. You just feel kinda sorry for them.

>>40217798

Jeff I like you. But pls go. You're just not as charismatic or have as good story as Zyzz.

Maybe if you lost everything and got fat then made a stunning comeback in ten years people would like you. As while you'd still be uncharismatic as fuck at least your story would be a bit more inspiring.

>>40215768
zyzz didn't take himself seriously and was always smiling. These tryhards think they are the shit and can't have a laugh at themselves.

>>40218432
nah, he was just cocky.

>>40218432

Not implyin Zyzz wasn't. Just that when seeing Zyzz I and most others judging by his following don't feel like he was a douche. But the guy in OP isn't doing anything different to Zyzz but comes across like a cunt.

>>40217886
Looks like a fucking girl lmao

>>40215768
Because zyzz didn't give a shit what other thought about him, he did it to prove that its just about doing what the fuck you want and not caring what others think. Zyzz wasn't some generic cookie cutter retard, he just didn't care about idiots and tried to make us all do what we wanted to do, no matter what it is.

>>40218903

Agreed but how did he communicate that in all his pics? Zyzz isn't doing any different actions in his pics to this guy, but this guy seems like a tool. You see pics of Zyzz doing the same, and just miss him ;_;

>>40218131
>>40218149
>Saying you are 5 inches taller than you actually are
Like who will believe them, even if you fraud 1inch most people will

>>40218962
Idk, but Zyzz never looked like he was 100% serious about the shit he did. Everything was ironic and with a slight wink in his eyes. He'd make jokes about himself and all that stuff. The guys in Op look like they're 110% serious about everything, unironically thinking they are the shit and nobody even comes close. That makes them come off as giant douches instead of just being a cocky little cunt like Zyzz.

>>40218312
because the manlet twins are the same height as him
and he is way shorter than almost 5'9 phil heath

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>>40219077
I know right

there are manlets
and there are mega manlets

manlets are between 5'9-5'11 and don't often lie about their height more than half an inch

but mega manlets are like 5'6 or 5'7 and tell people they are 5'10, like rofl, do you even know how much 3 inches are?

>>40215744
theyre soooooo short though what the fuck

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>>40217798
Cant be the only one here that wanna punch that little baby face of his can i?

>>40218149
>>40218131
>>40218069
>>40218077
>>40217764
>>40215744
>WATCH YOUR ANKLES ATTACK OF MANLETS

Zyzz would not approve of this manlet bashing. He wanted everyone to make it. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>40219813
lol fuckin manlet, u mad?