YOUR MOST CRINGEY MOTIVATION

a gf

Spongebob

https://youtu.be/9o6F_cRW5W0

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>le lion or le sheep

>>40215507
and then everybody clapped

>>40215481
When I finally kill myself I don't want to be a lard ass when I try it again

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I will not quit until I get a nosebleed lifting

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My main motivation in life is the pleasure of inserting my penis into a tight, moist vagina

I used to pretend I cared about other shit, but then I was lucky enough to have a stunning, sex-crazed GF for a few months
It was just insane, the things she did, how she made me feel

Then I lost her, and no woman I've fucked since has compared

I've made it my life goal to find another girl as great

>Mfw dating a new chick
>Mfw trying to explain her stuff like kegels and vagina tightening excercises while she's like wtf
>Mfw I miss my ex so much in that moment

A man who has fucked perfection will never be the same again

>>40215481

I imagine that there's a reunion with my friends from college, and for unknowable reasons there's a fitness competition, and everyone is surprised by how well I do.

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No matter how disappointed I am with falling so behind in life I'm kept happy by the knowledge that the person I once was would be so fucking happy with how far I've come.

I like to eat a lot and dislike being fat

someday I wanna be able to eat pizza every other day without any concern

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When Milanaposting was a big deal a couple months ago I got really into the femdom gym concept for a bit. I had just started working out and I thought about it a lot when I was at the gym.

I even wrote a story about it: http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

This is the cringiest thing I have done.

I have two main motivations
1. My brother has been stronger, skinnier, more successful than me my whole life. I want to finally get stronger, lower body fat, comparable job.
2. This really cringy guy had been trying to get my girlfriend for far longer than I had known her and was infuriated that I "stole his chance". I already live in a nicer house, have a better job, but he is stronger than me. Next time I see him I want it to be clear to him that he is a complete failure and that I am better than him in every way.

OP was also posted on /pol/ whats happening thats the second thread i see with identical image on pol

I re-watch Gurren Lagann every time I start to lose control and eat trash, or find myself making excuses to not go to the gym. The overall message of never giving up and reaching/surpassing our full potential is what made me start getting /fit/ in the first place. I wear a core drill necklace under my shirt most days.

I'm 28.

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>>40215664
that's pretty based my man, better than the usual motivational stuff with roid-heads trying to tell you to just try harder and you can do it too

Pic related is Ping Pong the animation, every now and then I rewatch it because it's so inspirational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkZuNGZOgjA

>>40215599

degenerate

I know it's pretty shallow, but I really just want to travel the world and bang a bunch of sluts in different countries while getting attention for being handsome and muscular. Whenever I see videos of these guys who just go and pick up chicks like it's nothing I feel a part of myself die on the inside. Like i know it's possible, and I know I could pull it off, but I don't have the self-confidence to do it.

I got my girlfriend pregnant, which makes things even worse because it's just another excuse to not pursue something that I think would actually make me happy and feel good, no matter how shallow or narcissistic it may be. I'm stuck at this point. But this is the point in my life where I have enough money and cofidence to actually go for it.

>>40215856
>gonna be a dad
JUST

Seriously though put aside that bullshit and raise your kid right.

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these faggots

a """friend"""" of mine is stronger than me even though hes literally the stickiest of sticks a nd i want to be stronger than him tbhfh

looking like >>40215874 or Joseph

qts mirin my bod

>>40215621
i dont dare open that

I train so that I can out alpha all the nerds in my graduate program, and position myself for better research positions and career prospects.

Also professors give you more respect when you are bigger than them.

>>40215599
that's pretty fucking cool

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So that I might acquire higher quality women.

Though I know social skills/status/money is most important. But I'm working on that too now.

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>>40215481
UFC keeps me motivated

>>40216123
This. Mostly Conor though. Whenever I lose hope, he makes me motivated and optimistic.

Giving visualization and LoA a try. By that I mean, being optimistic AND putting the work in for my desires

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I watch American Psycho monthly and unironically want to be Patrick Bateman

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Taking my shirt off infront of all my friends GF/Wifey, and watch their reactions

>>40215610
This is actually true... Once you fuck a nympho that does yoga/kegels it's game over. Normal girls just disappoint after that.

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>>40215599
>scanners.gif

>>40216150
BASED

Have you at least read the book?

>>40215507
>The faggot who wrote this fanfic even screencapped his own revenge-porn story
How AUTISTIC are you?

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>>40215599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC2QLorSKss

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gattsu

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I don't want to end up like my dad...

I'm really trying my best

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>>40216385
Sounds like a story, Anon.

>>40216371
it really pissed me off when Bill regressed to square one. He could have kept at it with the knowledge he gained after he got those douchebags kicked out

>>40215481
Don't know why but this shit is so fucking powerful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpL8bUDDRQ0

>>40216227
That scene is effing metal as fuck

>>40215610
>Mfw trying to explain her stuff like kegels and vagina tightening excercises while she's like wtf


>listen princess, i like you but you should tighten up your vagina

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>>40216518
Saved for serious motivation.

>>40216518
Jesus christ man

>>40215614
All the time. Sometimes walking into a coffee shop, I imagine for a moment that there's a barbell which nobody can budge but me.

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>>40215481
same OP

>>40216495
i'm going to learn this dance

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>>40216518
>>40216552

>>40215640
why are u so insecure bro

>>40215868
This

>>40216567
>>40216518
This is the shit that's the most motivating to me. Definitely saved for when I think about being lazy

>>40215610
This is true. No woman is unique, but the ones who REALLY fuck are unforgettable.

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I want to be attractive enough to make up for my autistic loner personality

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>>40216678
Ryan Gosling makes it work. How are you in the Face department?

>>40216795
>Ryan Gosling makes it work.
He's also rich and famous. I doubt it's only his looks.

>>40215481
>doing abs
>hurts like shit
>think to myself "better than the pain of dying alone"
>pump out 10 extra crunches

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you deleted him but i wanted to post him too brah

>>40215856
you're a huge faggot and a nigger.

Kill yourself so your kid doesn't grow up as shitty as you.

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Stealing good women from good guys. Idk why, but the prospect of cucking someone and fucking the thing most precious to them pushes me harder than anything else. It's literally the basis for all of my success in life and although my mind tells me I'm wrong for living this way, my intuition constantly tells me there's no better way to live.

Someone's probably going to try and kill me one day. Hopefully my hormones will have calmed the fuck down before it gets to that point, but idgaf.

It's all blood for the blood God in the end.

>>40215949
>the strong should be chained by the weak who are both ungrateful and demanding.

that's some communist bullshit right there.

>>40217049
see
>>40217046

I just want to have a chiseled jaw

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>>40217080
I don't plan on having children because I recognize the fact I'm an extremely irresponsible individual living in a dangerous world.

Thankfully my sense of self worth doesn't stem directly from how many women I sleep with, but rather indirectly. Thus once I get older and hopefully settle down, I'll still have a moderate amount of success to warm my heart once the women stop rolling in.

>>40216241
Not him. I did read it. They go in detail about all kinds of stuff. It's absurd.

>>40215610
>vagina tightening excercises
did she use weights?
I'm just going to give some to my girlfriend but I have no idea which are best

help a bro out

also, what happened with the ex and you have any pics?

inb4 that guy who mixes songs with girls voices from /soc/ talking about how they want a jacked dude to plow them

can someone post that screencap, we just had this thread last week

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this manga is way too over the top but still gold

>>40217140

>female elk prefers big male elk
>proof of evolution

It's cooler if the basic premise isn't literally retarded drivel that nobody would ever say, but whatever floats yr boat

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I'm fat as fuck and I want to be better. I want to be as strong as possible or even more stronger than that.

/fit/ motivates me. Whether its grill threads, CBTs or inspiration threads, this board is awesome.

>>40215481
>pretend I am a black man that been kidnapped by Viking raiders
>must prove myself by lifting
>constantly fast
>beat myself in the mornings
>Run out in the cold with barely anything on.
>Viking metal constantly blaring through my headphones
>Rowing excersices till failure everyday
>developed a fetish for wanting to hatefuck thicc Nordish looking women

The gains are pretty good.

>>40217292
and now I hate your existence.

>>40216398
fucking bitch, hope he bent he teeth backwards

>>40217292
Very nice my dude. Gonna jack it to this fantasy later.

>>40216091
FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLDER VERSION OF MY EX
;______;

>>40217292
wait are irl black, or white?

>>40217285
This. FPS fueled my cutting like nothing else could.

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>>40215604

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>lift for little girls like pic related
>not autistic

There's other things, this just the most cringeworthy

>>40215599
that's not hard you just need high blood pressure

>>40217119
Does lifting do that for you?
I feel like lifting does not change your bone structure.
I lift to compensate for my mediocre jawline

>>40215949
be my Daddy

>>40215621
wow 8/10

>>40215507
autism.

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>>40217338
DELET

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>>40215481
I have a list of every casualty from ww2 from my state. Every time I get a little better, I cross a name off and dedicate my gains to that soldier.

>>40217944
That's autistic

>>40215507
>Why there are girls at boxing classes

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I am so beta I actually believe that I am a different species from the Stacies and Chads. What motivates me is trying to get a Stacy to notice me for once, not in a 'Look at that creepy guy', but in a 'he's alright' kinda way.

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>>40215481
Doomguy.

Dunno why, he just gets me hyped up. Probably because I lift to the soundtrack.

Angie hasn't looked that good in years. What's she up to now? Still whoring herself?

>>40215664
Holy shit same.
My girlfriend is pretty skilled with molding and carving. She made a god tier core drill I've been wearing for years now.
I'm 22. Good luck, brother.

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I am Blackhand, bright as a rock but strong as fuck, intimidating, powerful and loyal to my peoples best interests

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>>40215505
man im a sucker for these fucking things! They all ways get my hyped and emotional.

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I think Shigurui is the greatest work of the past 100 years and idealize the bodies.

>>40217701
On the autism scale

>>40215620
This is one of my main goals lmao

>>40215505
i have to admit i like those videos they make me angry once in a while
if it work it's not dumb or cringe m8

>>40215610
How do I get a gf that is hornier than me

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>>40216558
damn what a cutie

>>40215621
Holy fuck lmao

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>>40216379
i want this jawline

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>>40216142
My man

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>skeleton mode college fag
>get into financial crisis and forced to leave school
>gf of 5 years dumps me
>crushed.jpg
>eat like shit and don't work out 2 years
>gain 60 pounds while just wage slaving
>finally reach height of self-loathing a year ago
>/fit/ mode engaged
>thought about her every workout
>lost 50lbs this year
>starting to have serious gains and /aesthetic/
>comfy job that pays 4x the one back then did
>haven't seen or talked to her in years
>that ex gf texted me last weekend to go on a date
>I said no

I still think about her every work out, but not for the reasons I used to. Fuck that bitch. We're all going to make it boys

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>>40215621
>http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

>>40215619
I hope I make it to that point someday. We're all gonna make it brah

>>40219086
Whatever motivates you towards positive change. Good job, brother.

>>40217916
mirrin'

>>40218933
Stop fucking her
Inmy experience a gf will start pushing for sex as she sees it a validation. She could also cheat on you. In which case you find.her inner whore a bit earlier than you would have

>>40217324
Asian

>>40215874
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS

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My first crush still motivates me. She rejected me. I don't even like her anymore. She got pretty fat and is now a dike.

The motivation is complicated.

Why can't we all have an angie verona gf?

>>40217372
Here with ya breh

I lift for thick girls. I imagine they are easy to get, but I'm too socially awkward to try.

>>40216510
kek

>>40215481
https://youtu.be/GQLyAdmXing?t=511
>be me
>looking for new asmr vids
>this wannabe autist pops up
>my fucking sides

>>40216142
>>40219074
fucking casuals

>>40219392
(SKIP TO 8:30)

>>40215640
Sounds petty as fuck boi

>>40215621
jesus christ how long is this?

>>40219392
Ultra kek

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I watch DBZ for lifting motivation, it's kind of embarrasing considering I've never considered myself a weeb and it's the only anime I've ever watched.

Idk it's just fun and it gets me pumped

>>40219551
If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that...

I'd have 35 cents.

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>>40215604
>you will never have bottom left happen to you. ever

>>40215604
Where is that guy now? I always wonder that sort of thing. Like did he maintain his body as he got older?

>>40219658
not funny man

some people just can't hold anything sacred

Its odd but at the end of Metal Gear solid v , Big Boss tells you that He's big boss and so are you. I try to live up to the name and not let him down

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>>40215621
Why don't we have Mistress Vayntraub threads anymore? Seems like every other board has some kind of autistic writefag thread. Shit, you should check out the Mommy Cinematic Universe threads on /hr/. Wew fucking lad.

>>40219585
If you're looking for /fit/ anime watch Berserk.

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I just go full /pol/ and remind myself that my gains genes need to be activated so that I can prove my superior highlander aesthetic genetics and intelligence are superior to any other mate and then just reproduce as much as my dick allows. I'm not even sexually active, I'm fairly beta, but if you're not lifting with the same basal motivation you get when you are trying to live and not die or are trying to fuck something as hard as possible, I feel like you might be doing it wrong.

>>40215481
Tall fighter dudes, I see myself as one
Jon Jones, Alex Gustafsson, Alistair Overeem and so on

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The cringiest of them all/

>>40215640
I agree with the other two comments but
>if it keeps you going

>>40217701
Thanks. I know it's autistic as fuck but I had a ball writing it
>>40219738
I'll check those out never been to that board

>>40219086
Fuck yeah m8 you keep going

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Animes about some underdog character that starts weaker than everyone but becomes stronger through hard work.

>>40215481
I'd kill someone to get that qt.

>>40215481
I used to workout with Gravure videos playing on TV when I could workout in my room to watch them, and listen to JAV when I was working out at the gym

>>40216510
kekels

>>40215621
I came

Doesn't really motivate me or anything but when Majin Vegeta screams about his Saiyan pride it still kinda amps me up a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-xC8Mu6SM

For some reason this video makes me wanna WRECK SHIT

Epic rant starts at 00:52

Funny thing after all that talk, Lewis knocked his lights out.

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i have a copy of this picture in my cubicle at work, is it cringe?

>>40216961
He meant the character.

>>40215856
Fuck your gf and kid and go to pursue your dreams for a few years. Seriously, does all of that shit like raising a kid really matter? Now if the kid was planned I'd say something else but it wasn't. Your kid won't even know you've been gone if you come back by the time he's 3. It's better to do this shit now and come back a satisfied man with more life experience and knowledge and then be a dad than to be a dad who always regretted his decisions and tried to raise a child while never ever have being satisfied in his life. Trust me, I got an insecure, unhappy, unsatisfied dad and he made sure that I knew it was my fault he could've never chased his dreams. While it was all his choice like it's your choice now. In retrospect I'd rather have been an orphan or raised by my mom single.

My brother was a fat virgin loser. I decided I would not be like him. I was skinny, had a gf and smarter.

Now my brother has a beard which makes him kinda handsome in the american farmer/rancher kind of way. I only have fluff on my face, a broken heart and am a jobless uni graduate skelly. My brother has a stable job and an apartment and since his beard female attention.

TL;DR grow a beard if you can

>>40217195
pls

>>40215664
Muh nigga

to look fuckin better than everyone else when i go to the beach and take my shirt off

I want to turn heads and make other men jealous

This type of thinking keeps me on my cut

>>40220032
based Pre

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>>40218183
Mah nigga

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i might run into the cute boy who rejected me in highschool 2 years ago and i want him to think "damn i fucked up"

I want to start cosplaying. I want to dress up in girly outfits for my boyfriend (I'm a guy, so I can't just do it anyway and expect to pull it off).
Not as good a reason as "my health", but it works.

>>40220195
If he wasn't gay in the first place, I don't think it'll help, Anon.

>>40215507
>gets the shit beat out of him
>I can't protect myself
>how can I protect others??
Jumps from point A to point B for no reason at all
Fake virtue signaling

>>40220233

he was gay tho
and when we got drunk he fucking TOLD me he 'just wanted to kiss a boy'

and then when I asked him out 2 days later he said no and avoided talking to me for the rest of the year. it didnt have to be fucking awkward, but he made it awkward.

FUCK IT STILL HURTS

>>40220201

Faggot

Just wait til president trump eviscerates your kind

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>>40220259
>implying

>>40220259
You mean the same Trump that I voted for, the one that stuck up for LGBT folk when no one else would, the one that supported the gay community when the Orlando shooting happened when no other politician would, instead trying to pander to the islamic crowd, who recently instituted a ban on immigrants who would seek to harm gays?
Fuck you and your fearmongering.

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>>40219086
now thats an anabolic post

>>40215481
>Alien invasion
>They hold a contest to decide humanities fate
>Humans can choose 100 champions and they have 5
>If we lose they'll kill 1/3rd of the population and take 1/3rd back to their homeplanet to enslave them
>If we win they leave
>I get chosen as the 18th champion
>All champions get slaugtheted one by one
>My turn
>Epic battles ensue
>Got sick skills and I'm strong as shit
>I win
>Become the hero of earth, fuck a qt I know and I win the nobelprice for physics.

Dreamed this shit once and keep repeating the images in my head. I can't and won't let humanity down.

>>40216558
What does she do for money?

>>40220297
>I win the nobelprice for physics.

Just out of curiosity can you elaborate on that?

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>>40216398
Please tell me this isn't real because I am fucking livid right now

>>40220272

>number of americans killed by immigrants from the blocked countries:
0

>number of americans killed by immigrants from Saudi Arabia, Lebanon and the UAE, none of which are blocked
3000+

This ban is just window dressing. Donald Trump is good friends with the Saudis, he wouldnt do anything to upset them so he wont do anything real to protect us.

>>40220353
I'm not talking about the mudslime country ban. He signed an exec order the other day banning anyone from ANY country, who would seek to inflict harm on, be it because of personal creed or any followed ideology, a person because of their race, gender, or sexual preference.
Again, fuck you and your fearmongering.

>>40220386

i havent heard about this, and i cant find anything with a quick google

link up a brotha?

>>40220386
No he didnt lol.
Retard.

>>40215856
>Not finding a beautiful gf who will travel the world with you and always be by your side no matter what.

>>40216546
Incredible

>>40220402
https://web.archive.org/web/20170130005111/http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/28/politics/text-of-trump-executive-order-nation-ban-refugees/
Here ya go.
>>40220424
Again, fuck you.

>>40219969
You did? Heh feels weird to give a guy an orgasm for the first time

>>40220340
I figured out how gravity worked and how to manipulate the energy using your muscles by observing the 4th champion off the aliens, who had these abilties, mid-fight. I was losing at that point but made a comeback. He was a lanky looking mitherfucker with 4 arms, first I thought it was gonna be easy but he was alot stronger than his predecessors. It was a pretty elaborate and really vivid dream. I lost my left leg during the final fight and for a second I thought I still lost it when I woke up.

>>40220402
>>40220424
>>40220466
"In order to protect Americans, the United States must ensure that those admitted to this country do not bear hostile attitudes toward it and its founding principles. The United States cannot, and should not, admit those who do not support the Constitution, or those who would place violent ideologies over American law. In addition, the United States should not admit those who engage in acts of bigotry or hatred (including "honor" killings, other forms of violence against women, or the persecution of those who practice religions different from their own) or those who would oppress Americans of any race, gender, or sexual orientation."

>>40217011
This got me. For some reason I keep repeating to myself daily that I should come to terms with the fact at I'm going to die alone as a loser. I honestly feel
like I'm going to commit suicide in my 40s

I lift because I want to be a man. Chris Duffin said a man is not a man if he weighs under 220 pounds. And also just looking at the Current Back Threads motivates me like hell. I want a barn door back. A strongman's back even though I'm not even an amateur strongman. Also I would like to climb the hotness scale from perceived 7/10 to 8/10.

>some advice lads?
I met a girl last summer who was a perfect 10 in my eyes, most of all personality-wise and face. She went on a date with me and I was totally blown away. But she said we'd "just be friends" and broke it off.

Now I met another girl who's like an 8/10 and we get along very well. She's riding me and sucking my dick whenever I want. But even with her I keep thinking about the oneitis I didn't get. What do I do? I assume I'll stay with the 8 because she Is good, just not As good... The 8 don't have any hobbies and that's so boring. Fucking oneitis man.

>>40220479

Thats not new you retard. Thats just him restating old US policy as a leadup to the executive order. Did you think that until now we let Honor killers into the US completelt freely? Y'know, actual murderers?

Holy shit youre fucking dumb.

>>40220511
>>40220479
>>40220466
>>40220424
>>40220386
pls don't ruin this thread with political shit

>>40220511
Did you read the rest? It includes bigotry and oppression.
If you're going to call someone's source dumb, make sure you've read the whole damn thing.

>>40219273
You're seeking social validation. You're probably a pussy around strangers too

>>40215481
Ok here goes.

>be 16
>playing resident evil 4
>start admiring Leon's muscles in his compression shirt
>start noticing how most game characters are handsome and fit
>desire is to make myself as strong/deadly as the characters I play as so I don't feel as foolish playing as them.
>also why I'm on /k/ and into guns.

>>40220530
Sorry m8. I'm sick of people trying to instill even more fear into the LGBT community over someone who supports gay rights, some people have even committed suicide over it. I try to stomp it out where I can.

>>40219879
>every shounen protagonist ever

I'm way more inspired by Tom Hardy's Bane than I reasonably should be, for me, something like his physique in that movie is a goal for me. The cringiest part, I'd say, is that I joke around with the Big Guy 4U memes from /tv/, but that's secretly what I want people to say about me.
I also go way too HAM on my trap excercises because of this, but idk how gr8 my genes are for growing traps specifically. I just really like the look of huge traps, and want em badly.

Other than that, I don't really have anything except the narcissistic need to be admired, but I think everyone here shares that to a degree.

>>40220530

soz, just one more post then im leaving the house anyway

>>40220531

the existing US immigration protocols already screen for prejudice against protected minorities, there has been no change to the law in that respect.

it was not policy under obama to approve visas or green cards for bigots and/or oppressors. werent you wondering why literally no media outlet was talking about what would have been a great step forward for civil rights? Oh wait - mayne you thought it was "fake news", you colossal boner.

Youre spreading misinformation as some sort of high-handed moralistic justice kick and its just exposing your ignorance. Off yourself.

honestly: it's /fit/

don't get me wrong, this place is pretty much a shithole, but amongst all of the brap posting, shitposting, troll advice, belittleing etc. there are also plenty of people on here that genuinely want to help others even though they will probably never get recognition for it (unless you trip, in which case: you're a wanker).

all the selfless help and community feeling helps me lift by about a ton.

so i guess thanks /fit/

also very seldomly it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AtornpgRL8

>>40215507
>I got mugged
>but then I got strong and beat up my muggers so it all worked out in the end :^)

why would you cap this and why would you repost it

>>40217916
>his head size against his core

fag was small as fuark

>>40219086
>>that ex gf texted me last weekend to go on a date
>>I said no
this didn't happen

>>40219086
>>40220683
just in case it did

did she want to catch up or was it a more obvious date proposal?

refusing to catch up is childish as fuck, refusing a date is good shit

It's mostly the promise of more. Been lifting for two years but still have more job gains to squeeze out since I can and should gain a lot more weight due to my height.

Hop fully I'll learn to eat one day.

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>>40219086
YES CUNT

>dumped amazing super kind smart gf because i was a mental wreck after a family friends suicide
>made sick gains, don't give a fuck about them
>got fucked house situation
>3rd month of nofap, fucked over newyears but eh
>got job and cash


>can't afford gym membership currently

w-will pushups and pullups and situps and swimming be enough?

>>40219658
kek
he faded away

>>40215621
Jesus, it's a fucking novella. How long did it take to write?

>>40220476
this is probably the most autistic thing in this thread, I think you win.

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>>40218289
still looking hot

>>40219297
haven't perfected cloning sadly

I want to be a good looking camwhore.

>>40220897
couple evenings. I enjoyed the process though. Those threads inspired me and I stopped me from shitposting after work for a few days,

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I know its autistic but this shit gets me pumped for some reason

Whenever a breh would come to the gym, I would always try to grab a bench or seat near her, do a lot more sets than what was originally part of my workout, and pretend she's mirin'

>>40220940

so since gods are real in 40k and the emperor is one (maybe?), what actually happens when a human dies?

Does the Emperor somehow reward the valiant in the afterlife? is there an afterlife?

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>>40220940

>>40220259
>God Emperor Trump
>having any policies against gays

Turn off CNN and come back to the real world

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>>40220973

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>>40220310

i always assumed hot girls like her just have $5,000 checks delivered to their homes every week, as some sort of cosmic reward for winning the genetic lottery.

but if you want a serious answer
>they marry surgeons/lawyers/software engineers/wall street guys

Control your emotions and realize these things aren't important

>>40220953
I think if a human dies their soul gets devoured by daemons or some shit.

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>>40220979
>The man who picked Mike "hold the fag stable while I get the jumper cable" Pence as his VP

Can you say " Cognitive Dissonance "?

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>>40220310
she's in college right now. political science (lel) and graduating magna cum laude which who would expect for a hot girl who's been hot since her early teens

>>40221008
>the vp having power
The only way Pence gets to do anything is if one of you libtards can kill Trump. The extent of the VP's powers are that he gets to oversee Congress every now and then, but he won't get to vote on shit or have anything put on the table

>>40221041
>>40221008
>>40220979
please fuck off to /pol/ with this shit

>>40221041
Pence is gonna have a big role in the Trump whitehouse

>>40221041
>"I'm under the age of 20 and dont know anything about Bush/Cheney because I get all of my political knowledge from 4chan and Breitbart"

>>40220953
My 40k lore is kind of weak, but I seem to recall their "spirits" being added to some kind of psychic network that like the Emperor can access or something

>>40221035

>implying she didn't have enough male teachers to easily keep her at a 3.8 gpa
if she wore that to class i'd give her an A too

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>>40218183
https://youtu.be/Jm932Sqwf5E

>>40221053
So he says, but Trump is the one calling the shots as we've seen in this past week.

>>40221057
Bush and Trump aren't even in the same fucking league, and as such neither are Pence and Cheney. To think that Pence is going to have the same level of influence that Cheney did is laughable

>>40221107
>Trump
You mispelled "Bannon and his multimillionaire backers", friend.

https://youtu.be/hu109lSozdw

>>40221001
I thought latsbrah was like 6foot2

>>40221008
>implying Pence and the entire VP role has any power

>>40221190

if you cant understand the concept of political capital then this is not the place to explain it to you

>>40219973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heWu3hzOOHw

>>40221121
>Bannon declares he thinks there are too many Asians in power in Silicon Valley

Subtle

This stupid fucking video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBy__dFDT6I

>>40221201
>"Trump ol' boy, exterminate the gays!"
>"No."

Political capital btfo

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40221190
>>40221008
>>40221219
>>40221201
please stop posting in this thread

>>40218564

atta boy

Just realized my GF of several years is a fucking gains goblin who peaked in when we were seniors in college and she'll never work hard at her life

But Im waiting on a good job and a 6 pack to breakup

>>40221231
Fuck you, Trump inspires me

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40221249
>gains gobln

You're only holding yourself back by staying with her.

>>40221057
>>40221041
Yes, because Steve Bannon is going to have all the power.

I'll never understand people who hate liberals this much. A party that passed taxes to support science and the middle class. And every retard altrighter on this site plops rich old dudes balls int heir mouths and somehow believes poor minorities and trannies with liberal arts degrees have more power than the ultra wealthy oligarchy Trump has amassed.

Yea great job Trump supporters. In spite of every economist and military adviser in the country you support a fucking puppet. Genius. Thankfully my parents is rich.

>>40221277
We currently live in seperate cities because I had to move home while searching for a job and her insanely wealthy family has her in an apartment while she attends a tech school cause she dropped out, unlike me who graduated with two degrees and was PResident of my fraternity.

Drop 8 more lbs, get shredded, ascend.

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It's all for her. She helped me escape obese mode and get into overweight mode so I could go to the real gym.

>>40221286
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4167632/Don-t-call-pregnant-patients-mothers.html

Not US, but this is basically what "power" libtards can have when government begins to drown in their tears

>>40215507
I didn't know blaha posted here

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40215481
fat threads on /fit/, dragon ball series, women and be a confident, powerful fighter.

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>>40217338
see this

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>>40221309
Jesus Christ so A) Thats fucking England.

B) The GOP has been slashing funding for the middle class and public education for three decades. They cant win the popular vote so they make people dumber and promote nationalism and evangelicalism.

C) Former advisers to bush and nixon (conservatives) have come out and said Trumps Muslim Ban is retarded because it doesnt impact major terroist cells and will actually increase threats. Of course, this is what they want so they can create a police state.

D) 19% of Americans own guns. We have insanely lax gun laws, and yet the NRA and their lobbyists are so powerful that 19% has the majority say.

E) Their is literally not mention in Trumps administration of supporting renewable tech. Its literally fucking cheaper, but the GOP has been lining the pockets with taxes and kickbacks for decades from Coal. I live in Ohio and we fucking subsidize coal because AEP and Kasich are butt buddies and refuse to save money with wind and solar.

F) If you truly believe that minorities have more strength than these born and bread sociopathic killers, that Trump cares about anyone other than himself and his pocketbook, that the 'alt-right' movement is a bunch of Chads instead of Weebs NEETs and spineless cowards who throw tantrums instead of trying to adapt to an international economy, then you are part of the problem and will never amount to a success in anything other than shitposting.

>>40221385
lol so mad I'm not even American, don't give a fuck either way tbhwyfam

>>40221309
Everyone has the RIGHT to have babies.

>>40221420
Im sorry but it affects my job and my taxes so Im fucking furious like 24/7 with this dipshit in office. And having to put up with all these keyboard warriors who think the Aryan nation wants someone who jacks it to furries and watches Evangelion in their ranks.


Fuck them. When the civil war starts they best pucker their lily white buttholes.

>>40221430
>a 'father' giving birth

Give me a fucking break

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>>40216398

>>40220715
Why the fuck would you waste time catching up with someone you dont want to see?

>>40221465
And that's why abortion should be accessible to EVERYONE

Hate social programs? Hate welfare? Support abortion. Kill the bastards. Its fucking logical.

>>40221432
Unfortunately, that election was pretty shit either way.
We had a similar one in Australia either way between a power hungry madman on the left in Kevin Rudd and a deluded conservative old-timer in Tony Abbott on the right. Fucked either way.

>>40220297
>I win the nobelprice for physics
Wat

>>40221483
or you know, promote families

we haven't always had 50+% divorce rates anon. we used to have a thing called stable families

>>40221465
I am genuinely curious how you would have gone in the Women's March taking this argument whilst technically being on their side

>>40221081
Nah Id give her a D

>>40215621
Why are you like this

>>40215599
Do you wish for a stroke too, retard?

>>40221443
>this nigger hasn't seen Life of Brian

Ask me how I know you're a turbopleb

>>40221540
why not?

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40221567
I had forgotten about it, but the whole scene is taking the piss

>>40215664
>tfw couldn't finish Gurren Lagann after Giga Drill Break episode

I still rewatch that scene from time to time for goosebumps and tears

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>dating girl, qt3.14 felt like it was going great
>After what I thought were some amazing dates she texts me she doesn't want a boyfriend
>I stop talking to her after a couple days, I'm pretty hurt
>fast forward a couple months later
>she is dating some guy I guess
>He has no pictures of himself at all online profile is some artsy shit
>I need to make sure I am better than him in every single aspect of life
>I need to fuck her
>I need to ruin her relationship
>very cringey when I think about it

>>40217292
could you give me some viking metal bands to listen to? thanks

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>>40221483

>>40221483
Except you know who doesn't get abortions? Poor religious people on welfare. You act like supporting these programs means everyone who could've had one would chomp at the bit to get one.

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40215481
I watch old mike tyson knockout videos. Especially the ones synced with hype music while he knocks peoples heads off.

>>40221702
C'mon anon, we're friends here. Don't go accusing others of being Lena Dunham

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>>40217049
You're a cunt, but I also totally understand.

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>>40215874

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Gurren Lagann

It's over the top as shit, but it's full of quotes that make you want to eat lightning and shit thunder.

>We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works!
>MARK MY WORDS...! This drill, will open a hole in the universe. And that hole will be a path for those behind us. The dreams of those who have fallen! The hopes of those who will follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! And THAT'S Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren-Lagann! My drill is the drill, that creates the HEAVENS!
>Even so, I will...! I will believe! I will believe in the me that believes in us, humans and the future! This drill is... my SOUL!
>I'm Simon...The Great Gurren Brigade's Leader, Simon the Digger! If you become a wall blocking my way...I'll drill a hole in you and blow you apart anytime! That is...my drill!
>Don't be held back by someone else's bullshit in fake memories.The one path you chose for yourself, is the truth of your universe.
>A true man never dies ... even when he's killed
>Our friend's hopes and dreams are etched into its body; transforming the infinite darkness into light. Unmatched in heaven and earth. One Machine equal to the Gods; Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann! We're gonna show you... the power of the human race.

>>40221465
hate to ruin the mood, but being dirt poor is usually the cause. Most single moms are in poverty, and in situations where the dad did just walk out. You can make the claim that they are stupid for dating lazy assholes, but that stupidity just leads back to money. Sad that we can't all just do okay.

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>>40219738
>mommy cinematic universe

>>40216567
This is that good shit

>>40221090
thx for this

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40219658
he is a little bonier now

>>40220476
I'm crying holy fuck.

>>40219658
he's skelly mode now

>>40220850
hah, he rotted away, to be precise

>>40216216
who is your kakarot?

>>40215621
Anon, I-

>>40221639
Amon Amarth, Hammerfell, Wizard, Ensiferum,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBUNwRp4SSk

This is good shit mane

>>40220501
We always want what we can't have brother.

>>40215874

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUfivvd-4gs

I make deadlift PRs to this song. I might be slightly autistic

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>>40215621

Jesus Christ /fit/

>>40215621
i dont want the pain of reading that

>>40218183
>>40220163
>>40221090
jesus. how many of us are there?

>>40222222

>>40217944

I saw you in the other thread. Keep it up man, don't listen to these faggots telling you it's autistic

>>40217944
this is actually kind of cool in an autistic way

>>40215599
I saw this happen to a guy next to me once. He was doing bent over rows iirc. And he was very jacked. Clearly on Roids,

This. I know it's gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5U2LnBYqH8

>>40215874
Awaken, my masters

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40216216
This is actually the same as me.

>>40215481
I'm fucked if I'm in a fight/flight situation.

I met a new girl last Wednesday who really struck me. Barely even spoke to her when I met her and haven't seen her since then but still riding the motivation.

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40220340
He probably meant the Nobel prize for physiques

>>40220310
More like "who does she do for money?"

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https://youtu.be/Tr6BMiHMPtI
Never seen the show but this song kicks ass

>>40221533
Which one?

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

I look in the mirror for motivation while stretching.

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>>40215621
>http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4
the fuck man

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>>40220654
I have created one thread in 2 years on fit a couple of weeks ago. I got some honest help on my programming and routine. The thread went about 15 posts, but changed how I train now. Thanks /fit/.


> Awesome vid.

>>40221214
this is fucking lame

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40216398
Holy fuck if this is legit...

>>40215868
THIS

>>40217080
THIS

Kuroko's Basketball, Gurren Lagann, Hajime no Ippo and even Free! are all big motivators for me.

>>40219879
Watch TTGL and Ippo if you haven't already.

>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40215481
The normal motivation I tell people is that I'm lifting for myself, so I can finally enjoy going to the pool for once in my life and have some more confidence in myself.
>the autistic reason I lift is because I have no devil fruit and I have to train my "haki" if I want to make it on the grand line and be strong enough to join luffys crew
>>40215874
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40219793
I make fun of things being edgy in real life and unironically think that some stuff is actually cool af like pic related. I'm with you anon.

>>40224269
Kuroko's Basketball is fucking HYPE, me and one of my bros use it as our lift motivation and a 10/10 on the hype scale when looking for new anime.

>actually one of the first people I've found to enjoy this anime as well, didn't think it was this unpopular