Cancer

>>40211935
Go help with the Fukushima clean up. Bonus: you'll be doing a good thing and might even find some purpose in life.

Microwave your testicles.

Drink benzene

>>40211935
It's incredibly easy to give yourself cancer desu. There are dozens of chemicals that almost always induce tumors after a single dose. We give them to rats in labs when we need them to develop tumors to study

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>>40212075
this

exposure to radiation as well as a poor diet will lead to thyroid cancer in a very short period of time.

it'll be a painful death, you've been warned