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Can we have a FPS thread please? Just got fired because of an ambulocetus.
>be me, HR director at mid sized company (~250 staff)
>thriving career
>upper management tell me they've hired the owner's niece in-law as one of our regional managers secretary/assistant/receptionist
>pissed because I wasn't consulted and obvious nepotism
>she comes in for orientation
>I can literally feel the floor shake as she steps in my office
>fupa just barely contained by knee length mumu
>shes starting to sweat and makeup is streaking down her face and pooling in her chins
>god the smell
>won't stop about talking herself and how socially responsible she is
>"I'm a supporter of lgbtqa rights, minorities, the disabled"
>"good, good" I reply
>"and I'm a huge fan of HAES"
>"looks like, doesn't it"
>continue the orientation and don't see her again
>later that week (today) get fired for harassing the staff
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You just fucked yourself over there anon, while working for someone else, you insulted his quasi family. You have to compartmentalize, or be more important or independent.
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>>40211260
Fired for harassing the staff? Do you know any more about it? Hitting on horrified men, stealing food, triggered feminist, etc?
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Dude. HR's entire job is dealing with people.
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>>40211260
T.white male
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>>40211260
Politely try and get your job back, if that fails
Claim unfair dismissal
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>>40211623
for the final fucking time, it's satire
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>>40211591
>Fired for harassing the staff? Do you know any more about it? Hitting on horrified men, stealing food, triggered feminist, etc?
yes. I was let go for phrasing a common response in a way that triggered the owner's fat fuck semi-relative
>>40211700
Which was why my insensitivity was so appalling
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>>40211260
I know nobody would lie over the internet, but could you elaborate?
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