I need help /fit/
>Be me about 3 years ago
>At shops with recently new GF
>Have severe case of autism
>So autistic I get to a level of anxiety around girls that I throw up
>Checking out furniture in store with my female
>Sit down for a bit and she starts rubbing my back
>herecomesthespaghetti.jpg
>Feel it coming on, say I have to go to the bathroom and make haste for the entrance of the store
>Store is inside of a bigger shopping centre, make it to the exit of furniture store
>Can't hold it, vomit all over the store entrance in front of all of the other people walking through the shopping centre
This is the autism I live with, I am a born beta, later found out my Dad had the same issue as well as my cousins. Seems to be on the male side of the family only. I've had sex so I'm not a wizard but I've hit a dry streak, half the reason I avoid trying to get laid is because I'll have to deal with the anxiety and vomiting. The feeling goes away after a while if I hang out with the girl enough but the first few times are rough.
tl;dr How do I stop being an Autist /fit/, how do I talk to girls and get laid without embarrassing myself?
?p
alcohol
>>40210502
You know what used to happen to me?.
Gas.
And sometimes diarrhea.
Couple that with being unable to comfortably fart or poop with a girl at my place and I've lost MANY a fucc to my disgruntled digestive tract. Doesn't happen much nowadays tho. I guess it was stress-related and went away as I got more comfortable with women.
Sounds like you could use some sips.
>>40210502
>being this autistic
>still gets GF
>>40210502
Happens to me too, mainly if I'm getting food at a sit down restaurant
I've thrown up twice around my gf of 4 months from anxiety. She still had sex with me a few minutes later
Take ginger pills if you feel like you'll be anxious that day and have peppermint tea
>>40210865
this shit is too good
>>40211304
>swervin on them sips
>>>/r9k/
been without gf/sex 4 years, pic related is my face
this board can be helpful if you actually use it for self-improvement, not autism circlejerking
>>40211436
>>40211436
Post more please
>>40211545
I will never stoop this low
>>40211275
I might look into this a bit more, would be great if it does help
>>40211830
Over here >>40211975
>>40210502
>somehow got a girlfriend while this autistic
>sperging out from the touch of your own girlfriend
>has somehow had sex with this condition
>has a girlfriend but is in a dry streak
OP... wtf?
>>40213142
I don't have a gf at the moment this was a few years back. I still get like this but it's slowly getting better mdude