This is what girls want

I actually hung out with him and artemus dolgin on saturday(srs)
Theyre both really chill and down to earth guys.

>>40208293
First alpha looking Asian dude I've ever seen
Acually impressed

>>40208312

jelly desu

>>40208293
one of the most legit guys in the fitness industry
open about roid use, doesn't bullshit anyone, gives good advice, isn't a fuccboi, doesn't fraud his height

>>40208293
Is that Jon Skywalker?

Jesus christ his face changed a lot.

>>40208293
Hoverhanding beta cuck

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>>40208371

Yes it has

>>40208293

Brehs got some sick insertions

>>40208397
GOTTA CONFUSE THE HAT RIGHT BABE?

>>40208325
it's because he's half white. It's the white half that's giving the alpha aura

>>40208325
He's also like 6'3 and a pretty chill guy if you watch his interview
jon skywalker

>>40208293
>hoverhand
Kek, everytime

both those girls are ugly

>>40208429
/pol/ please go

>>40208454

LOL

>>40208293

why are those types of interchangeable blonde girls always the goal

>>40208429
this

>>40208504
You answered your question within your question!

Simply put, they are interchangeable. Gets to old? trade for a younger one. When she inevitably starts acting crazy, trade for sane one!

Let's say you tie down a hot asian with a 6 pack, big fake tits, and a thicc booty, how likely is it that you can just trade her in for another one?

>>40208325
It's the white genes in mixed blacks that give them the good looks too.

Whiteness = superiority.

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>>40208567
Than how come so many white mixed with white are beta cuck bois?

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>>40208586
In Asians' case it's because of Asian genes. There isn't a more beta race than Asians.

>>40208348
name?

>>40208628
this is true

fuccbois are many chinks

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>>40208325

He got nothing on Kamiya.

>>40208556
If i lived in Asia it would be high retard, or the east coast. Its full of them

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>>40208293
Dat hover hand on the green dress one

>>40208429
Yeah all that alpha gene in Elliot Rodgers gave him the power to become supreme

>>40210699
Insecure White cucks make any excuse not to work hard.
>hehe but I'm white! Why no women?
>but I'm le supreme half white gentlemen! Why no women?

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What girls ACTUALLY want

>>40208783
RT

>>40208454

this

theyre not high test at all and honestly you can find these girls at your local coffee shop

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He's half white does that make him alpha too?

>>40208677
jon skywalker

>>40208312
>>40208312

this t b h.
i lived in LA for a lil while and lift in the same gym as him.
he's actually not as gay as other fitness youtuber. not to mention he posts in misc and lurk /fit/ often

>>40210773
this is what peak efficiency looks like

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This is what sipboys want

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>>40210667
S I P B O Y S

>>40211975
explain this meme to me

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>>40208293
im an asian dude and its shocking how much lifting has made me look more aesthetic. I used to get a match on tinder every 2 days now I get 5 matches a day who all say shit like pic related

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>>40211975
POST YOU'RE RARE SIPS

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>>40211987
OK.

>>40211975
>tfw down to my last sip
Am i going to make it?

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>>40212017
The rarest of all R A R E S I P S

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>>40211975
THE NEW SIPS FITAN GAMYS GOT ME SHREDDED AS FRUAK

>>40212024
nice

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>>40212027
Time to reload baby.

>tfw 2 for $4

>>40211975
God damn that looks energizing.

I never had a Sip(TM) but now that image really compelled me to purchase a Monster Energy (TM) Zero Ultra (TM) Energy Beverage (TM)

>>40212048
>tfw sips let me bust my ass at my job and impress all the qts there
thx sips

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Got a lot of sipboys in this thread.>>40212050

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>>40212050
I personally enjoy that first sip™ of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching Netflix and checking my fantasy sports teams on my iPad.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has 0 calories and 0 grams of sugar but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you give it a try?

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>>40212045
I main white sips

>>40212068
Sips is the most asthetic meme yet.

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>drive to gym
>pull into parking space
>see guy walking across parking lot holding can of sips
>step out of car
>look down into car next to mine
>in the cupholder
>can of sips
>look down at my own hand
>baby I'm sippin too

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>>40212017
R A R E P I A N A S I P

>>40212100
I enjoy the very first sip™ of a Zero Ultra™ Monster Energy™ while looking out over the yard and seeing the sun rise. Nothing beats it. And on occasion when I'm feeling wild I'll try Monster Energy™ PUNCH™ Ballers Blend™ to give everyone me the edge I need to dominate what ever I'm doing.

>>40211580
He's half green, not half white

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Girls want to get CRUSHED

>>40208567
>>40208628
go back to /pol/

Is it okay to have coffee at 12 pm for a date? Autistic question I know, but I've never done this before and want to bang some Tinder ho, but the house is only empty around that time.

I've only heard of dates being at late afternoon.

>>40212235
He's not even big and he's hard in the first pic. You can see him softish in the next.

Is this all it takes to impress women?

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>>40212261
Sips > coffee tbqhimo

>>40208567
>>40208586
>>40208628
Please take your barely repressed sexual anxieties back to /pol/

>>40212282
>Is this all it takes to impress women?

She describes herself as a "professional farter", so she is one of those special girls, you know.

>>40212015
Post body :3

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>>40212282
Is that even a question?

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>>40211975
What's /fit/ sippin on tonight? Gotta couple of beauts that I'm gonna share. Starting off we have the tried and true sips

>>40212358
Still waiting bro, speaking of which, check out what I found in the Sips archive.
https://youtu.be/TKhKprNsnV4

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>>40212358

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>>40210667
>>40211983
>>40211975
>>40212045
>>40212179
>>40212290
>>40212489
Why do I laugh so much at these sips memes? Am I retarded?

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>>40212351
Crush 'em

>>40212335
im dyel af tho

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>>40212522
Because it's the most dangerous meme of 2016, and the most A E S T H E T I C meme of 2017

>>40212351
Fake dick. His soft cock is literally 1/8 that size, and hard dicks don't bend like that

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>>40212522
It's ZERO calories! Can you believe it? Man, Monster™ has really outdone themselves with this Monster™ Energy™ Zero Ultra™ Energy Drink™!!!

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>>40212694
My skateboarding friends and I all agree that Zero Ultra™ tastes awesome and gives us all the energy and mood-boosting B vitamins we need to shred at the local skate park and study hard at school. You should try That First Sip™ today!

>>40210699

well he was half jew half asian

his genetics never stood a chance

>>40208293
>girls yes
>women maybe some
>milf no chance

for the real diamonds u need a vody of a young god...skinny asian ass isnt enough anymore...

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>>40212879
Lol.

Girls don't like the bodybuilder "god" bodytype, it's ugly as fuck dude. Anything more than a a Henry Cavill or Hugh Jackman body gives diminishing returns.

>>40213042
>girls

whoops I meant women in general. There's a reason while thousands of guys will admire these roided bodybuilders at the gym, these roided bodybuilders will have completely average or below average looking wives.

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>>40212782
>>40212879
>>40213042
>>40213046
Hey bros this is actually a sip thread now. You don't have to leave but I do need you to take a sip if you're going to stick around.

>>40213140
*slurp*

>>40212551
we are all dyel af

>>40213140
Fuck off, I ain't sippin any of that shit

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>>40213152

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>>40213158
You don't know what you're missing until you've tried

>that first sip

>>40213140
Will sips make me bigger? I enjoy sipping on ultra blue it helps me get through my day and keeps my teeth and breath clean.

>>40213140
*sip*

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>>40213171
Check my blue sips

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>>40213171
>>40213234
D I V E R S I T Y

>>40212015

>Lemme eat sushi off you desu

B-But I'm V-Vietnamese we don't make s-sushi

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>LAYNE NORTON
>MASTER OF SIPS

>>40208783
Kamiya's mum allows him to be hardcore.
What went right ?

drinking monster gives me anxiety, meanwhile my dad drinks like 4 a day

how the fuck do people not feel like death after just 1 can

>>40208293
desu even i want that ;)

but of course, no homo

ok wtf this meme marketing is working. im actually considering picking up one of these meme drinks for a pre workout just to try it

>>40213525
i only get effects if i pretty much overdose on caffeine, i get shakes and feel extra energy. doesn't help with lifting heavy because of the shakes but cardio and high reps work fine

Ok.Jon is a great guy with a fun personality who is open about his steroid transformation and isn't an insecure manlet him being 6'4 and all.As a whole he shits on Jeff "Tiptoes" Seid.

I hate asians

>>40208293
Roids reall changed his face

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>>40208325
Lolwut?

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>>40212100
>on the drive to work (traffic sucks lol!)
This part was genius

>>40212351
some people who have big dicks can't get fully hard

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>>40212358
Holy shit brehs, talk about shitty phone. Any waysuggestions dumping the rest, sips, BATTLEFIELD EDITION.

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>>40215810
Cool blue to make that plateu a thing of the past.

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>>40215824
Now we got a low carb sweet blue, perfect for those days when you just need a nice even pump

>>40208293

Jon's cool. He doesn't bullshit or lie. He's straight and open about what he does and shit like roids. Even tho am a drug free powerlifter I have plenty of respect for him.

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>>40215844
INCOMING RARE
The Ultra Sunrise brand, for when you want to see the sunlight hit the ridge just right.

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>>40215873
>pacha.jpg

Check my Ultra Citron

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>>40214672
Thanks. Have a sip on me.

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>>40215873
This one sucks, easily the worst ultra sip

>>40215928
Taste great senpai

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>>40216188
>mfw I crack open this can of sips

>>40208429

this is unironically the truth

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>>40208293

>walk into the gym
>see PT talking to a fem hottie
>ask "what's the best machine to get a girl like this ?'
>replies
>the ATM.

>boom

>>40211580

niggers are stupid to be measured by human standards

>>40212522
because /pol/lacks have tiny monkey brains and don't realize they're getting astroturfed.

>>40212260
>>40212299
>small dicked yellow gooks

>>40216924
>coming from an actual ape

>>40208312
were you one of the guys on Jon's IG story smoking weed from that gas mask thing with them in the car?

2 earrings are the worst 150% chance of homosexuality

>>40208293
Every girl wants something different, just like guys.
Some want tiny girls, some big girls, some thin girls, some thicc girls, some small breasts, some average breasts, some huge breasts, some large breasts, some long hair, some short hair, some ponytails, some a big ass.

Fucking retard.

I love sips because I have to take a shit afterwards.

>>40211580
god what a shit

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>>40208429
>white
>alpha

>>40208567
right...

>>40217296
All liberals are betas, race doesn't matter in that case.

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>>40212879
>skinny asian ass isnt enough anymore
Dude is 6'4 215 shredded. He's not skinny he's Zyzz mode

>>40208325
Implying bruce lee didnt look alpha as fuck

>>40217302
this really, asking the strong to take care of the weak because the weak don't want to become strong is the most beta mindset of all and can infect anyone.

>>40217345
Bruce Lee was a turbomanlet, so not alpha.

>>40213140
You trynna slip me a Cosby?

>>40217320
manlet

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>>40217199
yeah I'm sure both brothers in pic related do just as well since every woman has different preferences

>>40208628
WRONG
indians are

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>>40213140
The best kind of thread.

why isn't he grabbing her butt?

>>40217630
Dude on tge left is plastic

>>40212282
There are over 3 billion women on the planet, 1/10 of them being in the top 10% of looks. Getting women is easy, you just have to put yourself out there. That is the true secret to fucking tons of women.

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>>40218554
>Getting women is easy
Im tired of this bullshit all the time but a quick rundown
We start with 100% of females
Exclude the ones in relationships - 45-50%
Exclude the ones who dont WANT relationships or dates - 20-25%
Exclude the lesbians - 15%
So out of these 100% only 10% remain and now we filter out by looks and personality

How many do you think remain?
Also keep in mind most of these arent known, ive met girls who pretend to be single to get flirted with and ive met girls who have a losely defined "relationship" which means they are "kind of" off the market but not really

All in all, truly single women who are without mental issues and look semi decent while still wanting a relationship or even a date is extremly rare

>>40217320
always wondering if the zyzz life is not wasted taking picture etc, as opposed to being secretly fit

>>40213140
*sip* woah dude! I think I feel it! haha

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>>40212201

>>40208293
yes roids are awesome i wish i wasn't a pussy.