If I workout twice a week (lifting), how many calories and how

>>40207008
if you workout twice a week recovery shouldn't be an issue. All your other questions require specific information about yourself, weight, lifestyle, and routine.

>>40207008
Is that a fucking beard i see a hint of?

>>40207025
I worked out yesterday and want to go tomorrow, worried my muscles will be too sore still to make much of it. Do i just need to suck it up and my body will get used to it?

>>40207025
5'7, 130, f, full body 2 x week, sedentry right now otherwise due to winter and office job. Maybe bike 30mins a week.

>>40207026
I wish

>>40207083
whats your tdee?

>>40207008
First, you shouldn't really worry about calories if you're a new lifter and not slim as fuck. You should simply eat at maintenance and only go a bit over that. If you're a woman 100 calories over maintenance should be more then enough.
You really should just eat the recommended amount for someone your size.
A woman will not put on appreciable muscle mass with the same relative or equal level of effort as a man.

You can't force your body to recover faster without steroids.
So just chill. If you're new to lifting or just an exercise you're bound to get sore no matter what.
The good new is that you'll soon get used to it and won't have to worry about soreness.
You'll just have to worry about energy levels and wearing yourself out.

I was going to ask to see the front or more of that ass, but..you know..no porn and no fap.

>>40207168
2100. I'm just wondering if I should eat more around lifting days.

>>40207008
what manner of creature are you?

>>40207199
well are you trying to get beefy? or are you trying to maintain your current level of dyel?

>>40207206
>5'7, 130, f,
> "f,"
>tdee of 2100
it's a trap.

>>40207008
pretty sure thats a beard
and ur ass is flat

>>40207208
I want to be stronger so I can crush men, but I don't want to get fat. A delicate balance.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SCIENCE EXPERIMENT ABOMINATION ARE YOU

>>40207222
eat like 100 cal more than your maintenance tdee you won't get fat but you will still make some gains even if they are minimal.

slow bulk until you don't like how you look then cut to where you want to be and start the bulk over.

>>40207220
I used the literal first result on my tdee. Maybe because I put moderate. A more conservative estimatr might be 1900. I aim for 2000. I still might be a trap though. Who knows.

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>>40207008
What the fuck kind of creature are you?

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>>40207254
Good advice. Ty.

>>40207221
Hence the working out. And it's no shave January.

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>>40207256
100 cal above maintenence on all days.

just cut if you feel to fat.

IMO perfect woman physically is moosefix but I'm autistic.

you do you.

> And it's no shave January
kek. not bad bants bro.

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>>40207302
>that side boob
jesus christ have mercy
gl with the ass work out and youll look gorgeus

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>>40207302
Lord that side boob.
Have mercy on me, I'm only a man.

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>>40207302
>And it's no shave January.
Good one bro, i honestly cant tell if youre a real woman taking the piss or a trap

>>40207322
>IMO perfect woman physically is moosefix but I'm autistic.
Damnit lezanons, stop pushing swoleness on objectively perfect women.

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>>40207322
>>40207302
>>40207254
how hard do you lift when you do lift?

>>40207427
I'm not even a gril, I am just weird.

>>40207443
I lift for about an hour, not pushing top. I've injured myself twice in three years trying to push too hard so I'm focusing on slow growth and endurance as well. I started working out for depression, it's been the most helpful thing for sure.

>>40207427
That grill is way cuter than me. My face is like 6. I am attracted to her. I would like to wrestle with her naked. And oil.

>>40207543
>it's been the most helpful thing for sure.
oh absolutely that's part of why I started lifting too.

75-100 calories over is probably a good range.

>>40207605
That seems so fucking small. Guess I should start keeping better track. What about protein? Should I keep aiming for 100 every day?

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>>40207678
People here always say .75 to 1 proton per 1lbs of body weight
so 100 protons should be fine for you.

also it does seem small but you should realistically only gain so much weight at once.

at an increase of 1lbs per week a guy with natty test levels who goes hard as fuck 3 or 4 days a week might only put on .75lbs of muscle.

You are a girl, with girly test levels trying to take it slow because of previous injuries who is trying to not get fat.