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Gym story thread I guess
> First time buying PWO
> Take one scoop
> 40m later leave for gym, feeling nothing, take another one
> Enter gym, feeling pretty amped
> PR on bench, going great
> Deadlifts
> Feeling like head about to explode
> Have to lay down in the locker room for a while
> Resume workout
> Have to restrain myself from dancing between sets
> Workout done, not even tired, don't wanna leave
> Do some yoga in the grills corner
> Dance in the shower under ice cold water
> Almost pass out again
> Bus is late, run/parkour my way home in my t-shirt
> 20 degrees fahrenheit
> Get home sweaty as fuck
> Shitpost
5/7 taking one scoop next time
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>wake up
>wonder why
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>>40206592
>asian manlets always staring at me in an aggressive manner.
>not making this up
>seriously feel the hatred from their eyes when they look at me
All i do is smile be courteous. what gives?
I'm tall... is that why?
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>>40207210
Idk famelam I'm in Scandinavia and most azn dudes are pretty chill bros in my experience.
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>>40206592
enjoy your random nosebleeds family
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>>40207982
yeah but you scandis will literally suck the dick of anyone who isn't white
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>>40208152
Don't wanna start a discussion on immigration but where I live we have had Asians coming for work since the 70's. Almost everyone works, pay their taxes and are friendly human beings.
> tfw working democracy
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>>40208198
>> tfw working democracy
not for long
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>go.to gym for years
>It's shit
>Build home gym
>It's great
No gym stories though. The one drawback
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POST A STORY BIGP
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>>40208007
make it stop
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>>40207161
Same
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This happened today with a chick that isn't really a regular
>in squat rack working out doing the squats
>not really paying attention during rest when chick comes over to me
>butter face out the ass but amazing body
>not even asking me but begins goblet squatting right in front of the squat rack you can see her pink thong and everything through her leggings
>nonchalantly after the 3rd set asks with a smirk if she's bothering me , say no
>asks if she can work in and squat with me say sure
>she begins squatting but puts plates on the floor to elevate her ankles
>she keeps asking for a spot every rep
>can't tell if she's doing it on purpose but keeps slamming her ass into me on the way up even if I give her tons of room
>it's the point I'm thinking about leaning in with my sack away from her but I have no leverage if she actually does fail
>last set she puts on 1 plate and 2 10s says she needs a spot and to stay close she's going to do 3
>literally guides me on what to do by tell me "I'm going to come out this far, if I fail right here help me up don't let go of the bar if I fail " forces me close to her and says to stay this close with her entire body on hers
>say sure and don't really see anything sexual about it since this must be a pr for her and it's dangerous
>she does them easily as fuck and on the last rep she goes down again so now she's doing 4
>I think she failed so I walk up to her to help her up when she starts pulsing at the bottom to get a burn I guess
>before I can get back she begins standing up
>I can literally feel my sack dragging down her back to the top of her ass
>she's literally staring at me the entire time
>she takes a drink of her water says thanks and goes and does machine rows
The weirdest fucking thing that's every ahppened to me
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>>40209888
>Go to the gym
>Work out
>Go home
That's about the craziest gym story I have. One time I had to ask a guy if he was using the lat pull down machine, and he said nah
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>>40207210
>All i do is smile
Yeah, that shit would piss me off too..
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Happened to me years ago.
>work out at condo gym
>not much weight, DB's up to 45 lbs
>do this for maybe 3 weeks
>enter a real gym around the corner, go at quieter time
>warm up with bar
>slap on 45's
>goes down nice and slow
>won't fucking budge at all
>first time in a real gym, do the roll of shame
I didn't return for 3 weeks. Thank God I found this place.
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>>40206592
What fucking pre were you taking? Pic related
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Not really in gym but w/e
>midnight
>going into elevator
>let out huge protein fart cuz everybody is asleep anyways no one will enter
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>elevator stops
>oh no
>3 drunk girls enter all chatting and laughing
>door closes
>they can smell it
>painful silence
>im basically just pretending I dont notice them standing right beside me in the elevator
>one starts giggling
>they burst into laughter
I will never fart outside my home again
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>>40209888
Should've asked her if she wanted to get a smoothie or something after.
Could've got the succ
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