>gym police just confiscated my protein gumbo

>gym slavs shooting craps in the corner
>can't do my dynamic stretching
>tear my ACL starting up the treadmill

Nice post

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>it's penis inspection day at the gym

>>40199999

>>40199930
>no quarters to pay for a tummy tickle from the qt front desk girl

>didn't get the last collectible figurine I needed in my tub of chalk.

>>40199930
>Kicked out forcibly from the gym by security because I can only lift 25lbs. dumbbell.

>Bench press now takes dollars instead of quarters.

>>40199930
>New Years resolutioners squating in the dumbbell rack

>not enough people have been progressing on their lifts so staff cut the AC and power

>Trumps rule to chain all black people again caused our gym to turn in all the weighted chains

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>gym instated a no singles policy

>gym owner's daughter needs help with multiplication
>she comes around asking everyone how many sets and reps they are doing
>me in squatrack.jpg
>Hey anon, how many reps and set you doing today? ^_^
>5x5 t-thanks
>she says 25
>Gym owner looks proud at his daughter
>start first set of 5
>About to re-rack the bar
>Gym owner screams at me, YOU GOT 20 LEFT
>Confused I ask "why"?
>Daughter looks at me

>5x5 EQUALS 25<

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>manlet escapes from the manlet pit

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>>40200606
>tfw I'm free

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>>40200074

>failed penis inspection day
>again

>be lanklet
>come to gym on manlet appreciation day
>denied access

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>>40200672
iktfb

>>40200838
>be manlet
>come to gym on a normal day
>denied access

>>40200838
>be manlet
>go to the club
>denied access

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>>40199930
>be lanklet
>go to new powerlifing gym
>you must be under 5'5 to enter

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>>40200659
Am I the only one that imagines the two normal sized dudes spitroasting the midget in the middle with their cocks touching inside of him everytime they thrust?

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>>40200606
>be 5,11
>escape manlet pit finally
>run as fast as i can to a machine where i can sit, so people wont notice im a manlet
>accidentally bump into a towering 6.0 dude
>he squats down, picks me up and throw me into the manlet pit again

>bf% too low for a powerlifting licence

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>gym gestapo revoked my anvil storage permit

GODDAMMIT!!!!!