The Choice is Yours

>>40197500
Pick only one pill.

>>40197500
Anyone who doesn't choose Orange is a moron

>>40197500
yellow

3 hours a day of peace would be great

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>>40197500
orange cuz im a manlet

>>40197500
Yellow

>>40197500
orange pill so I can increase my anogenital distance and stop being a taintlet

Yellow. Tfw no gf.

>>40197500
red would be nice as you could be jacked at 70. Realistically, the yellow pill is the best. more lifting time every day, and you could go to the gym right after it opened and not have to wait for shit.

>>40197509
More like whoever doesnt pick yellow is a moron

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Blue pill. I spend too much time in snap city.

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>>40197500
The banana pill

>>40197500
Red obviously. I take it that no matter what I do ill gain permanent gains. I could be the strongest man in the world eventually

Purple pill. I ain't no /fraud/

Orange pill.
Would just go up to about 6 foot 2/3.

Everything else is somewhat attainable except the yellow pill.

3 hours a day of time-stoppage while training does seems legit

>>40197500
if you dont pick yellow you have your priorities so wrong. You're given one thing in your life and thats time. Unlike almost every other factor, everyone is on equal grounds here. suddenly you get +3 hours a day? youre almost a god

Red
I'd love to be 80 and jacked like a 20 year old
Not to mention heart strength

For losing weight, I don't see why anyone wouldn't pick green or yellow.

Orange is a one time thing and green/yellow would give me more control.

Orange, I would have the thickest hair ever

>>40197583
See that'd be my second choice but it's very vague
Does the time bubble apply during rest? When going to and from the gym?

Green, one hunnit.

>>40197532
>taintlet
kek

>>40197500
Can I pick orange and simply just grow the size of my entire body all parts included?

If not, yellow

Grey is the best lol. Cant find no juice

>>40197500
If the rules are flexible, yellow for sure. Can I train for my sport in the bubble? Can I listen to podcasts/ebooks/lectures in the bubble? Can I just sit and chill while using a hand gripper?

Otherwise orange.

>>40197500
Extra three hours a day? In a year that's an extra 45 days. I can get so much other shit done while getting fit as fuark. Yellow is my choice.

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>>40197500
>>40197507
this, unless you have a retarded schedule, it is possible to achieve every other pill's rewards over time
5'9" now, wouldn't mind being 6'1" or 6'2"

>>40197500
The blue pill could either be the worse or the best.

"Immune to injury sustained while lifting."

When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.

If you're immune to injury, that means your muscle fibers either never break, or they regenerate super rapidly.

If they never break, you wouldn't ever build muscle because the muscle fibers would never be torn down to be able to be built back up.

If they regenerate super quickly, there is no need for roids because that's the whole point of roids; recovery.

>>40197931

nigga you know exactly what it means stop trying to cheat the system

fuck outta here with that 'technically' shit

>>40197500
Red

>>40197500
Yellow.

Exercise trains the body and mind. Focusing on only one of them is misguided.

The real enemy is time.

>>40197500
>pick yellow pill
>go to gym
>start benching
>get stuck
>time is frozen

>>40197950
Nah bruh, how are you supposed to REALLY know?

If they mean no tendon injury or anything like that, then it's still probably best one.

You could just overload your body everyday, without fear of tearing your shit up.

After a certain point, injury stops everyone.

>>40197500
green pill

eat like a pig, get huuuuuuge and 10% bf everyday

>>40197500
Blue pill all day every day

grey pill makes all other irrelevant

>>40197509
Yellow is superior. Time is the most valuable resource we have.

>>40197979
Holy shit lol I'm dying

>>40197500
Yellow. Can I bring my brother with me so we can both lift? I still need someone to push me, and to push him.

>>40197979
some pretty good twilight zone shit right there

>take orange pill
>get 16'' rock hard mega-cock
>become world famous
>free money for life, and therefore all the other pills

>>40197554
BOI

>>40197500
Red pill.

I want a abraham lincoln type face while looking jacked.

I would probably abuse the hell out of tren and test then starve myself repeatedly to make sure I lose any fat on my face.

>>40198322
Brother is allowed

if you don't choose blue you're retarded.
>b-but muh yellow
Grats you have 3 hours extra to lift, that doesn't change how often you can lift, how strong you will be or health in general. Blue pill is objectively the best unless you're a dwarf or have a micropenis. The one thing that eats up the most time and fucks your body up in regards to working out is getting injured. Take the blue pill and you don't have to worry about snapping your back, your legs, your chest, etc. You would be the healthiest nigger alive and probably live way longer than others as a result

>>40198359
fuck off alex you mong

>>40198443
The body adapts to any and all stressors so that it can become stronger correct?

You do realize that this pill will basically ensure that you will never ever see any gains what so ever.

yellow any day

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>>40197500
Yellow
>time freezes while you're in the gym
>only works for 3 hours
>time freezes
>3 hours

How can it be three hours if time has frozen? How long can you move in the frozen time?

I'm pretty happy with what I can do with my body for the most part so I'd go orange to get myself a nice juicey cock. 9.5" hard, 5.5" soft. Imagine the bulge, you would get some serious dick mires.

>get orange
>become chad-face
>nobody knows who I am

>>40197500

Does the yellow pill halt aging for those 3 hours? Or will I be losing 3 hours of life when I work out? If it halts aging, then yellow. If not, then green - I really like chips.

>>40198519
You will be inside of a bubble.
Time inside and outside of this bubble will move differently.
Inside of the bubble time will move at an accelerated rate while outside of the bubble nothing will change.
And since you are attuned to the world universe outside of the bubble you will not be affected by the compressed time of the temporary time bubble making you, for all intents and purposes ageless for three hours.

HOWEVER, since your body doesn't age you will not also gain anything from the workout. Because exercise is basically upsetting your natural homeostasis to start changes in your body. And all changes in your body causes some level of cellular change and transformation and decay and age. So...no gains.
Just 3 hours of exercise with no pay off.
So you'll in effect be spanking the monkey/finger boxing the man in the boat for three hours with no orgasm/money shot to be had.

>>40197500
Green pill

Can eat however the fuck I want

>>40197500

>Orange pill
>Become grill

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So, alright, let me get this straight, OP there. You're asking me if I want to get a little stronger, or be able to TIME TRAVEL. Yeah, real hard choice there. Oh boy, a girlfriend, wow, never heard tell of one of them before.
I think I'm going with yellow, final answer.

>>40197931
>When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.
Found the scientist of Bro university

>>40197979

You'd only be stuck for 3 hours, as long as you don't drop the weight because it's something you can't handle, it wouldn't matter.

>>40198620
>>When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.
We don't really know if that happens.
We just don't.
It's just assumed that we cause microscopic tears and that it heals bigger, but that's just a guess.
Some people think we just expand the muscles or the muscles split like fat cells but we don't really know.

If you have a link to some study that confirms the microscopic tears thing I'll be GRATEFUL AS FUCK if you can give me a link.

I've lifted for 6 years and am near my peak natty size

I'll take the red pill

>>40197500

>sleep in
>running late for work
>only have 20 minutes to make a 45 minute car journey
>hop on my bike
>time is frozen
>have 3 hours of cycle time to make it to work
>only takes me 2 hours because time is fucking frozen
>have an hour of time being frozen after i leave work
>arrive home only 15 minutes later than I normally would be, probably around the same time as normal because rush hour traffic

How is the yellow pill not in everyone's top 2 choices?

>>40198649

I was making fun of you because the theory of making microtears in muscles is one of the dumbest myths in the weightlifting world, not sure why you even said it in the first place if you're also skeptical of it though

>>40197500
>orange
No more DNA degradation for immortal and ageless gains until I inevitably kill myself benching

the pink one, because a life without a gf is a life without purpose or meaning.

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>yellow pill
>feel up every cardio bunny's ass during my run
>they only see a flash, no consequences

>>40197500
the Bog pill

>>40198704
That wasn't me actually.
I was simply asking a question

Orange

Id give myself a 16" penis.

Way too impractical for most women, but I'd be the only man with a 16" cock. 1 out of 1000 women still leaves 3.5 million women for me in the world.

>>40197500
All of them?

>>40197500
I'll create an objectively correct ranking of all

Yellow>Orange>Green>Blue>Red>Purple>Grey>Pink

All others are wrong except if they switch around the top three because those could be affected a lot by preference.

>>40198704
>>40198649
I'm an exercise science major, and it's literally in the textbook that working out causes microscopic tears.

You guys are a couple years behind if you think this is up for debate...

>>40198677

>Hot girl standing on the sidewalk
>Stick penis in her for 3 hours
>"Cardio"

Sounds good, gimmie the pill boss

>>40198810
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2278966/

>The precise details of the sarcomere disruption process following eccentric contractions remain the subject of speculation. They may involve the elastic filament titin, which anchors thick filaments to Z discs, or the structural protein desmin, which links adjacent Z discs (Allen, 2001). It is conceivable that because of small alignment errors, thick and thin filaments of overstretched sarcomeres may butt up against one another. Inactivation of some sarcomeres from damage to t-tubules may also play a part. Whatever the precise details, there is evidence of overextended sarcomeres and half-sarcomeres in muscle which has undergone eccentric contractions (see, for example, Brown & Hill, 1991; Lieber et al. 1991; Wood et al. 1993; Talbot & Morgan, 1996). It has recently been shown with permeabilised segments of single fibres of rat muscles that regions of long sarcomere lengths before an active stretch contained the majority of disrupted sarcomeres after the stretch. These disrupted sarcomeres were longer than the rest (Macpherson et al. 1996).

I wish I could take a pic of my biomechanics book and show you the chapter that shows the mechanics of muscle being broken down and myosin and actin being unable to form crossbridges after being damaged.

I get that it's all a theory though, but it's pretty well tested thus far.

What >>40198649

is talking about is hypertrophy versus hyperplasia.

There's no real evidence for hyperplasia, but if you're trying to argue hypertrophy, then I'm going to have to assume you're a troll.

>stop time
>steal a bunch of shit
>end up with tons of cash

How do you use it now? How do thiefs/drug dealers/hitmen get the IRS off their back?

>>40198937
Money laundering

>>40197500
yellow for finanacial gains and generally being the best
orange is high tier tho

>>40197500
I'd have to go with the orange pill desu. No matter how aesthetic I become I'll always be an inferior life form with this dark skin of mine.

>>40198953
>>40198937
Researching this a bit and the easiest way it seems would to be through a casino. Buy chips with cash, return chips for a check and then deposit check.

>>40197500
>take blue pill
>wear weighted wristbands so always training
>become immortal

I'd take that one

>>40197500
I'd take the orange pill and save it for when i need it.

>>40199014

Breh that is no attitude to go through life with

we are all still the master species and you can be the change you want to see in your race

>>40197500
I was pretty fat so i'll take the orange pill.

Green one is tempting but i expect to have loose skin. Taking a pill and instantly fixing the skin would be pretty nice.

obviously yellow pill. 3 hours of extra life a day outweighs everything else on the list

any other pill choice is foolish

Orange, modify my test

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>>40197500
Red. Got to foreverial keep my gains.

>>40197500
>red pill
>have perfect muscle at age 80
>every step you take rips your tendons from the bone because they don't stay strong
I love this.

yellow or red

Tally so far

Red 7
Blue 4
Green 3
Pink 1
Purple 1
Yellow 16
Grey 2
Orange 13

>>40197979
Kek

2 pinks for me
Need a backup in case the first GF dumps me

Orange. I need to fix my awful face

Yellow.

Walk in, time freezes and workout use the entire facility without having to pay. Seems pretty cool. I'd even take a few of their drinks to replenish myself.

>>40197500
>orange pill
>give myself 10/10 face
>guaranteed gf

>>40199146
>yellow pill
>technically moving ftl while time is frozen
>time unfreezes and the nuclear fusion caused by ftl movement destroys your city

Yellow pill no doubt. If I were to go to the gym every weekday then this adds up to an additional 15 years of lifetime over the next forty years. I could even spend half or most of the time studying while I do light exercise, and get a significant addition to my lifespan with no downsides.

>>40197532
>taintlet
Verbally kekd

Orange has the biggest chance of back-firing on you.

>Choose bigger dick
But you're still so much of an autist you can't even drop your draws on cue. Also might destroy a couple cervix's. "Don't know my own length! Sry!"

>Choose being Tall
Have to pay extra for clothing. Can't fit comfortable in car. Most likely, you're still ugly.
Tall but shit genetics. Still suck at basketball.

With all that being said... orange pill then I sell it for billions.

Yellow pill

What counts as "exercise" is vague though, leisurely walk so you can save time travelling or running?

Orange pill.

Depending on what's allowed, in descending order of what I'd ask for:

>Power to manipulate reality
>Ability to compel anyone to do whatever I want
>Telekinesis
>Biological immortality ie: Regeneration, can't die of old age
>Enhanced regeneration

>>40197500
yellow. sheiko here we go.

>>40199651
It's says change one aspect of your body, not give yourself some fucking super powers. Please be realistic when talking about magic pills.

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pink pill

>>40197500
>Prolly orange
Grey/green/yellow are op in the stoic path of being a loner.
Yellow is loosely worded because if I'm just walking can I also be multitasking some productive activity?
>Red seems tier 2 because not being able to lose muscle would turn you into a large freak eventually. Plus it would imply I do not ever need to eat protein

>>40199724
>body

They're in an ascending order of likeliness (if you swap 2 and 3) of being able to BS it into a physical bodily trait. With the last two being 100% bodily traits that are possible in organisms and theoretically possible in humans. The second one could be bsed pretty easily too.

>>40197500
Orange if it meant near perfect face. Otherwise yellow only option

Uh, yeah I'll be taking the yellow one

preferably i'd like the red pill

>>40197500
Orange, gimme a 14 incher pls boss

>Yellow
>time stops
>dont age
>body doesnt change
>literally 3 hours a day and you cant lose or gain anything

yeah everyone who just picked yellow just got fucked up, and you cant even control it. like congrats you now have to spend 4 hours to get 1 hour out of exercise.


Orange is the answer, I mean the chance to fix my eyes, spine or dick i mean its just to good to give up even if it is only one.

>All these faggots saying yellow pill
I can see taking the orange pill if you're a manlet, dicklet, buthisface, asian/pajeet, but the green pill is obviously the best otherwise.
>eat whatever you and and never gain fat
>never have to diet again
>can dirty bulk as much as you want

How is it even a choice?

>freakishly large penis master race

Just like everything else in life, red pill is best pill

>>40200093
this

literally eating at a buffet 3x a day and losing 2% bodyfat?

i could be prepped for a BB comp in a week or less

can i feed the orange pill to my gf so she grows boobs bigger than my head

Yellow pill no question
You would be able to sexually harrass each and every woman in the gym without her knowing about it,and you can do it for 3 hours

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>>40200143
Count on fit to not think outside the box
>My workout today during time stop is to go to a bank, fill bags of money and haul them home.
>Treadmill walking while at a piano
>Treadmill with a book
>Anywhere you can bike or walk to you now essentially teleport to
Not getting a costume and sweet name and having your workout be crime fighting
>Quick man saves the day again
>You can actually teleport behind someone and "unsheathes my katana" some kid without it being personal

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>>40197500
Anyone not picking red is a retard and a fool. You could train hard for like 2 years and then coast on that until you die. Theoretically, you could even do a cycle and then keep all the gains forever. You would be jacked at 80. You clowns are all getting bamboozled in the long run. The red pill basically does what all these other pills do if you're willing to put in a mild amount of work.

>But muh time stoppage

Hey, RETARD, do you realize all the time you'll save by LITERALLY NOT HAVING TO FUCKING TRAIN EVER AGAIN?

>muh body fat control

If you're so obsessed with body fat, just take the red pill, train for a few years and then eat like 500 cal a day. Voilà, you'll retain the gains and lose the body fat.

The only one I can sympathize with is the orange pill for those of you who have some kind of deformity.

>Choosing an option other than the one that literally gives you hours of extra time in the day

Yellow is a whole other level of cheat code compared to the others. No debate.

>everyone picking yellow thinks they can outsmart the universe.

so this is what happens when you get Roid Brain.

>>40200267

>Muscle gain is the only thing to train for

I want aestheticsfags to leave.

>>40200267

>A few hard years of training that takes a whole bunch of time but then becomes permanent
>A lifetime of exercise of any kind that *never* takes any time out of your 24 hours at all

Why is it always the dipshits who are most loud about calling other people dumb?

>>40200313
You could still do it for strength, the same logic applies.

All these retards are picking yellow not realizing that it says clearly that YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT EXERCISE IN THE TIME BUBBLE. That means no reading, no podcast, no molesting and no bank robbing.

Orange, so I can be white.
Worth more than height 2bh.

>>40197500
>injuries sustained while training.
Define please, because if thats true than I can go training with my rifle back in Mosul if you get my drift.
Gotta lotta buddies to get revenge for ...

>>40200331
OK you are right I didn't read that, but jogging still counts so I could get places fast.
Could still jog behind you and unsheath my katana.
Could still bike to work instantly and save my commute time.

>>40197500

ORANGE PILL BE WHITE YESSSSS

>>40197500
Orange, more penor grith or jeff jaw line :^)

>>40200326
FOOL

IDIOT FOOL

With the yellow pill, you still have to do the exercise. Time might not move for the people around you, but you're still putting in all the effort and not even retaining the gains forever. How is that better? No time might have gone by in real life, but you sure as shit just spent 3 hours exercising. Do you think it's actually fun to do exercise for exercise's sake? Need I remind you that it clearly says that you can do nothing other than exercise while in the time bubble? You're not getting a bonus three hours per day, you're just adding three hours of exercise to your day for no good reason. With the red pill, you can do a lifetime worth of exercise in like a year or two.

The only advantage I do see about the yellow pill is the commute thing (running to work), provided you're allowed to do that. Even then, permanent gains pretty much means you'll be in prime physical condition until you die, provided you eat well, which to me is better than saving time on my commute, since I live in the city anyway.

>>40200331

>The only thing other than aesthetics to exercise for is strength
>It doesn't matter that all the time you would have spent exercising however much you want now becomes free for anything else because the exercise now disappears from your schedule and goes into the time bubble, THE RULES SAY ONLY EXERCISE IN THE BUBBLE and I will SAY SO IN CAPS TO EMPHASIZE THAT

Holy shit my dude. Mean and dumb is a really bad way to go through life. You should work on that.

orange. Im literally a perfect specimen except for face

orange, change face to that of a model, get any girl i want, don't need gains anymore

>>40197500
If BJJ counts as my training then blue.

if i could never be injured while grappling, i would be immune to half the fucking attacks

my legend would spread as the freak whose arms wouldn't break, even from the deepest armbar. The legend whose knees could survive the most brutal heel hook.

I will take orange pill and make my dick not so fucking big.

>>40197500
Orange
Will make it so that I never get physically or mentally tired, my joints are bullet proof, my fat cells that I accumulated as a fat kid and teen gone, and fix my eyesight.
Oh and gills and diamond hard bones.

>>40200331
>rob bank while using hand gripper
>profit

>>40200388

>You're not getting a bonus three hours per day, you're just [getting up to three hours' worth of training time without spending *any* of the hours you have in a day].

Senpai. What is wrong with you? This is a very simple thing to understand.

If you don't have to spend any time on a thing anymore, the time you were otherwise spending is therefore gained for other things, and you get the added bonus of affording to do more of it than you otherwise would. Therefore, yellow pill gets up to three hours a day worth of training of *all* kinds for *free* as far as time is concerned, while red pill on your plan gets muscle gains *not for free* with a huge upfront investment of hours and then just takes away the time-cost of maintenance. Switching from yellow to red is a huge net loss in hours, period.

If you don't understand this kind of thinking yet, you have reading to do, because you are going to be SHIT at handling money until you do. Do yourself a favor and stop insulting people long enough to actually learn something.


>I don't like exercising
>Muscle size/strength is the only thing that matters in prime physical condition

I repeat: I want filthy casual nosports aestheticsfags to leave.

>>40197500
Orange pill.
Become 6'1" instead of 6'.
That is all.

Orange and make my dick bigger, everyone of these other pills is negligible because they're all attainable

>>40200400
>>40200492
You're being retarded and pedantic. The reason for which you train doesn't matter. So you get to train tennis for three hours a day or whatever other faggy sport you play, that all goes away once your body ages. I guess if you enjoy playing tennis then it's kinda cool to not have to lose time while practising your hobby. As for myself, there's no sport that's fun enough for its own sake that I'm like : wow, I really wish I could do this for three hours a day!

With the red pill, the gains you make are permanent. With the yellow pill, you still have to train your whole life. Even though it doesn't take time out of your day, your still have to train if you want to make progress and then you don't even retain the gains. Your muscles age and deteriorate. Do you get what I'm saying? I know time doesn't go by "in the real world", but you're still putting in the effort. You're still spending three hours a day training, I know the clock doesn't move, but it will still feel like three hours of exercise every day.

Also, think about everything you do AROUND exercise: changing, tying your shoes, showering, putting your stuff away. You still have to spend time doing all that stuff. With permanent gains, once you've trained, you never have to do any it, so you're gaining time back in that sense, even over the yellow pill guy. And his muscles will age.

I wish there was a pill that could make time stop for you every time you're about to shitpost, so you could really put in the time to write an actual comment that makes sense.

>>40198724
smart choice id also turn off my aging mechanics, make my immune system able to clear all diseases and aging related damage for eternal life without health issues

>>40200564
>id also
Anon, it says one change.

Yellow pill, only thing on that list money can't give you. More fucking time

>>40200564
i meant that i would also do what other anon i replied to said

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>>40200560
>>40200492
>>40200400

I don't have time to wait for a reply, but here's the math:

Let's say I train 10 hours a week for two years, including all the peripheral stuff, that's a total of 1040 hours of training and then I'm set for the next 60 years.

Meanwhile, let's say you waste 10 minutes a day around your exercise (it's probably gonna be more but whatever) that's still 60 hours a year. Assuming you're gonna do that for the next 20 years, that's over 1200 hours. I win even on the time front AND I look better than you. I'm getting my dick sucked at age 80 and everyone calls me "The Gainz Geezer". Meanwhile, you spent 20 years playing tennis against a wall while no one was looking. Checkmate, atheist.

>>40200560

>The reason for which you train doesn't matter.

You still haven't figured out that more than just muscle size/strength matters for physical condition. You can be as big as you want and it just won't matter for anything other than vanity if your energy level/quality of life is in the shitter and you croak in your 50's because you're a lazy shitsack with a trash metabolic/cardiovascular system and your hormones and joints are fucked up from your sedentary lifestyle.

>Even though it doesn't take time out of your day
>I know the clock doesn't move, but

No. There are no buts. That's time, hours and minutes, that get added to your day because you don't need to spend them keeping up your health and fitness (and yes, muscles too, you autistic gymcel) anymore. And then you live decades longer than the red-taking gymcel because you actually took care of your whole body instead of just your physique, so the time gain is even *more* extreme. And the only thing the red-taking gymcel could do to get the same outcome is...you guessed it. Spend some time getting up and moving and training cardio.

You've literally come into this threat to explain to everyone that you're a lazy, vain bitch who thinks "effort" in workouts is a bigger deal than gaining precious time and having more options, and then calling them all stupid for not appreciating how dreadful and laborious exercise is as much as you do. You're a dumb fucking faggot with a terrible attitude.

>>40197500
Green or yellow
yellow lets you move instantly between points you can exercise to(run,jog,bike) wich is cool
green would be a backup plan for a famin you could even feed someone your fat(your doggo buddy that roams this post apocalyptic world with you) and just grow it back

Orange pill. The one aspect of my body I would change is that my body would not tire and/or age. The chance of a natural death becomes significantly lower, as well as heaps of other benefits. If I wanted to eventually go out, however, I can. Seems good to me.

>>40200670

>2 years of lifting is enough to be huge and shredded

S U M M E R
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Either yellow or green.
Green because I have a lot easier time motivating when I'm doing well on a cut (I can see gains a lot better).

Yellow because
>wake up at 6am
>tired as fuck, stop time to do my daily run, can be a bit more leisurely to give me time to properly wake up, use ~30 minutes
>start my day at 6:05 fully awake and energized.
>bus back from class for lunch break, can fit a full workout and bus back instead of having to stay on campus
>have a totally clear evening

I would pick orange and fix my goddamn scoliosis so my lifts would actually be even for once

>>40200410
Jesus Christ.
Imagine being a boxer or being in any martial arts.

>Go HAM every training session with no fear of injury
>You would be the champ with the iron jaw....and face...and nose, one who has never been cut or even bruised.
All fun until someone takes a baseball bat to your knee just to test you.

also just carry a 5lb dumbbell around and do curls while fighting crime for 3 hours a day.

>>40197500
Purple or green, yellow is fucking excellent desu.

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>>40197979
>>40198631
>struggle futilely against the weight for up to 3 hours
>suddenly, dead DYEL materialises in gym

>>40198443

I don't think heart attacks, general illness, and lack of stamina count as injuries. All that blue would accomplish is being one of the lucky people who do Crossfit without somehow killing themselves. Do you really want to look like a retarded Crossfitter?

Red is obviously the best

You could do one or 2 steroid cycles, train for a year, and be set for life. All you would have to do is monitor your bf, you wouldnt even have to go to the gym anymore.

>>40198931

Too many big words!

An extra 3 hours a day means that every 8 days, you would have lived one more day than your peers.
Every year, you would get about 46 extra days.
Towards the end of your life, let's say 60 more years, you will have lived an extra 7.5 years during every second of it spent lifting. Not to mention the extra years of regular life reaped from the benefits of your health. Of which this pill really just serves as a nice metaphor, since the trick is that you have to actually use those 3 hours.

>>40201746
lets just say for path of seid you wont age so long as you succeed in the vampire shit

>>40201681
>heart attacks don't count as injuries

But they literally are. Injury caused by hypoxia. They're even called zones of injury in certain stages.

>>40197500
>choose orange pill
>i now naturally produce 20x natty testosterone
>lift and become a human incarnation of Vishnu
what now

>>40197979
>stop resisting the bar
>time starts again
>hope someone sees you in time to lift the bar off before you die

>>40197500
Orange pill because i'm a fucking manlet

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>>40197979

Green pill (better redpill) and purple pill are the only right options.

>>40197619
kek
>be yellow pilled
>time stops when you do sets, moves normally when you rest
>everyday, other gym patrons see you walk in the gym, sit on a bench for 2 hours without moving, then get up and leave
>"how is he getting so big? he doesn't even lift!"

Yellow.
That was my girlfriend might finally have some time to see me

>>40197500
Yellow is the best. That is making your day have up to 27h a day or with other words: being in the GYM 3h a day will increase your lifetime by 12.5%

>>40201859
It's like the opposite of my current situation, where gym regulars probably wonder why I'm not big even though I've been lifting there for years.

>>40197557
>its literally the super saiyan pill

>>40197500
Orange pill so I can fix my recessed chin.

>>40197509
Lol fucking balding dicklet here

>>40197500
those are pretty shitty pills to be honest
everything except of pink and orange can be easily acchieved with steroids

>>40197500
Yellow pill for sure but Blue and Orange pills are also viable.

Red pill is subsumed by lifting (or taking steroids when you're older)
Green pill is subsumed by a diet.
Pink pill is subsumed by finding a gf.
Purple pill is subsumed by a better training regimen/steroids
Gray pill is subsumed by having money

In terms of what is awesome for me
3 more hours per day > no injuries > changing something in my body

>>40197500
>ctrl f yellow 61
if you live 80 years on steroids you have 700800 hours but on yellowpill you will have an extra 87600 hours, yolo faggots
>orange 49
small dicked manlets detected

>no rainbow pill

it's 2017

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Yellow
Having extra 3 hours a day is noice
Also [spoiler]ZA WARUDO[/spoiler]

>>40197500
Yellow.
Time is the only resource we cant replenish.
Also. If time stops, then i don't have to pay for a membership.

Just waltz in.

>>40203461
ZA PRESSU

Take the Black Pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

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even though I'm 5'6 I will still change face

Blue is literally best.

>go balls to the wall every session
>still make gains

>>40197553
+ppsl

>>40203613
>>still make gains
>UNTIL NATTY LIMIT

>REDPILL
>BUMPS YOU UP 15% HEAD START
>DOUBLE PILL IS LITERALLY SAIYAN MODE WHERE YOU JUST TRAIN NON STOP AND MAKE GAINS FOREVER

>>40197500
Orange pill - give myself manly body hair

>>40197500
I'd take orange and wish for non-aging cells, which would practically give me immortality from aging.

>>40203828
I think you are in the wrong thread friendo.

>>40204208
why are there multiple of these up?

>>40204222
spooky hivemind desu

>>40197500
Yellow pill

Green seems best, can bulk forever and be 10% bodyfat meaning you build nothing but muscle.

You also never have to worry about getting fat when you are older, and will increase your life span

Can also meet any weight category you need with no loss in energy or strength.

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>>40197500
Red pill

>>40197500
Orange. Finally becoming 6'+ instead of my shitty as Fuck 5'8 manletism.

>>40200709
>Anon, come play basketball with us!
S-sure.
>proceeds to do three full hours of cardio in the time bubble
>game can finally start
>wow, anon, why are you so tired and sweaty already?

Meanwhile, the gains geezer is getting his dick sucked again. His cardio is plowing hot instagram hoes and not wasting time alone in the bubble.

Here's a tip to have more time in the day: don't spend so much time on 4chan arguing with morons. Now that's a yellow pill for you.

>>40200726
It doesn't say you can't do roids.

>you finally get the pussy
>start pounding very fast and hard
>cardio mode activated
>three hours of time frozen sex
>time's back
>you already came

>>40204460
just go again nigga.

you can only time bubble once

>>40197509
>t. Bald small dick manlet

>>40197500
Yellow, with a toss-up between Red/Green/Orange as second.

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>>40204460
>following a girl down the street
>dark alley approaches
>she hastens her pace
>you follow suit
>cardio mode activated
>time freezes for three hours
>rape her every hole
>no one can stop you in your time bubble
>leave her before the third hour strikes
>run away
>hour three ends
>she wakes up naked, disoriented an violated
>you are long gone
>repeat every 24 hours

>>40204602
Actually, this pill is fucking amazing
>be at uni
>finals
>didn't study shit
>get nervous as Fuck
>asthma starts hitting
>breath in and out really fast
>cardio mode activated
>3 hours to cheat your whole exam

>red pill
all your gains are permanent if you are lifting and eating enough so this pill is kind of dumb. It won't make you any stronger or bigger

>blue pill
if you are training like a retard you should stop training like a retard. You can choose any other pill that will grant you gains without having to sacrifice your form and risking injury just to get stronger/bigger

>green pill
this is a good one. You can do perma dreamer bulk, gains are granted due to enough calories and you drop fat any time you want

>pink pill
best one since getting gf is impossible in real life

>purple pill
im not sure about this one. If it takes a natty lifter ~12 years of consistent lifting to get very good physique it will still take 6 years of consistent training and you have to consider diminishing returns

>yellow pill
this is plain stupid. I would rather want to get effect of additional 3 hours of sleep gains every day instead

>grey pill
i guess this is what i would pick. I would become fucking king of the world? You ask me how? By being big? No, i would sell the best shit in the world for (relatively) low price and get rich as fuck. Why would you take any other pills when you got all the money? It doesn't matter anymore if you are manlet, dicklet, baldlet or gflet.

>orange pill
pretty useless unless you are already almost perfect and only one thing is lacking. It's not worth it if you are lacking in few different categories

>>40204919
>I would rather want to get effect of additional 3 hours of sleep gains every day instead
You could use the hours you workout to just sleep. I mean, your days would have 27 hours. If already live in a world where you have 24 hours and you are able to workout and sleep, you would now be able to use those extra 3 hours wherever you want to.

green pill. perma bulk all winter and instantly cut to 8% bf for summer. you could eat anything you wanted, never count calories or macros. just stuff your face like a fat shit and bam, 8% bf.

unless you're a pajeet or somali, there's no reason to take orange pill.

>>40204919
>>blue pill
>if you are training like a retard you should stop training like a retard. You can choose any other pill that will grant you gains without having to sacrifice your form and risking injury just to get stronger/bigger

This literally means you can crank the volume up by 10000000% and not give a fuck about joints. Your muscles will blow up.

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Can orange change my gender?

green pill here we go!! i'd take a fuckton of mass gainers, eat a lot of bullshit everyday, grow and still be 9%bf forever, thats it

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>>40204460
>Take the yellow pill
>Carry a hand gripper on you at all times
>Suddenly two thugs threathen you on gunpoint and try to rob you
"Give up your shit NOW"
>You slowly reach for your wallet, but instead you grab the hand gripper and squeese it just in time as they pull the trigger, beacause as allways your first answer in a stressfull situation was "Yyyyoooou too"
>Time freezes right after the bullet has left the chamber, for the workout has begun.
>You circle around them while furiously squeasing the little life saving device, deadlift one of them using your FUNCTIONAL STRENGHT, and put him in your place, so both are aming at each other's faces.
>You run around the block for the next 2 hours and 55 minutes beacause wasting the remaining time wouldn't be practical
> Then stopping just around the corner, you squeese one last time and the busy city noise resumes once again.
> [BANG]
> "Heh, that's what you get for being natty,suckers."
> Then you go on with your day. The end.

YELLOW PILL
>whenever you want a break just do some bodyweight calf raises or some bw squats or even carry a hand gripper with you
>want some money, get hand gripper, start gripping when the armoured truck is loading money from a bank
>get all money, go home
>watch news about money suddenly disapearing
>get hookers and drugs

>>40200285
>6 more hours a week you can spend shitposting on 4chins
Woah. True cheat code.

>>40205231
Haven't you learned in your woman studies class that you just have to put on a wig to change your gender?

Purple

>>40197500
Does masturbation count as exercise? This is important

>>40197500
Many people are overlooking the pink pill

Can you choose how your gf is going to be?

If yes you can design your optimal perfect gf and live the greatest life

Unless shit like >>40204118 is possible I'd go pink

Immortality would take the cake tho

>>40205229
>crank the volume up by 10000000%
>implying your body would be able to get through super volume
you can't hurt yourself but you are not stronger and you are not magically able to manage shit ton of volume. Why won't you pick up the x2 gains bonus or steroids instead? This is stupid when there is purple pill availble

>>40197500
choosing the purple pill.
Also i can imagine the /fit/ post once someone encounters a yellow pill user:
>be me
>be in locker room
>guy comes into locker room
>changes into workout clothes
>goes out of locker room to weight room
>instantly comes in again
>covered in sweat, heavy breathing
>not a hamplanet, more muscular than entirety of /fit/
>mfw

>>40205814
>you get your dream gf
>she leaves you the next week

If you take the red pill, what happens while you grow old? Do you just not lose muscle while your bones becomes more fragile with age? Sounds weird as shit

Orange is risky because if you fuck it up or realize it wasn't worth it then you'll regret it forever
Yellow it is

>yellow
>carry hand griper everywhere you go
>be master of time

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>>40198756
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE

>>40198853
DED

>>40197500
>Not choosing to make your dick larger than the sun

>>40197500
yellow, become world champion in every martial art in existence

>>40206198
Since you can design your gf, you just wish for a loyal one who loves you unconditionally. As I said, the vague definition of the pill means the possibilities are endless.

>>40197500
take the blue pill and become a weight lifting super hero where i fight crime while lifting so im impossible to kill

>>40206502
or orange pill to literaly give yourself an infinite Iq to literally leave humanity behind

Green pill for sure.

From left to right top to bottom:
>Turn into a freak of nature
>Don't be a retard
>Most annoying thing to control
>I have one
>This would be my second choice
>I have time, but would still be useful
>Don't wanna roid
>I'm good desu

>>40205287
>>40204602
>>40204710
>>40204460
Keking really hard right now.
Sometimes /fit/ is pretty autistically funny

Anyone who says you can avoid injury by just "not being a retard" has 0% been training for more than 2 years
Train (seriously) long enough and injuries are virtually unavoidable.

>>40197500
yellow>blue>green>pink>orange>purple>red>grey

Unless there are tricky things you can do with certain pills like pink giving you a 100% loyal for life waifu or orange letting you heal a permanent injury

>>40205973
But you wouldn't experience overload on your tendons and joints. Your muscles can handle significantly more over longer periods.

Not to mention the roids you could just use.

>>40207471
>pink before purple and orange

ugh, disgusting

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>>40197500
Orange pill and get plastic man powers

>>40197583
~ T. Man who spends at least 3 hours a day on the internet.

>>40202374
>There's a steroid that stops time while you work out.

orange>yellow>blue>pink

>>40211055
>Not lacing your roids with 1000ug acid

>>40203713
Push pull shoulder legs?

>>40197509
>Tfw 6'2 blonde hair, blue eyes, ottermode
Literally the perfect human being famalam

blue pill gives you the biggest gains, you can push the ultimate amount of weight were it would be crushing your bones but since you cant get injured you only get stronger

>>40197500
Yellow is solid as fuck, especially if you are a working man

Red is good too, because you can take extended breaks and never lose anything, every gym session is progression, not "getting back into it"

Orange is best for the manlets or dicklets

I box so I feel like blue would be super helpful.
The can fight for years and never become punch drunk, injure hands, become a monster in the ring too because punches wouldnt cut or bruise me or affect me the same.

>>40211400
Tbh that's the average guy in Sweden

>>40197500
orange and I get a foreskin and sensitive glans + properly functioning benis

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>>40197500
Orange pill because I have the height but lack the chad thundercock A E S T H E T I C