/fit/ humor

>>40187830
This is my fetish

>>40187818
>>40187830
>>40187848
Do you not know how to save a photo on your phone? Are you just opening a photo and taking a screenshot? What the fuck.

>>40187910
Eat my ass, did you come here to not share anything?

>>40187927
dumb fuk cant even save a picture lmao

If I wanted /fit/ humor, I'd ask you what your one rep max is

>>40187927
OK, so yes, you don't know how to save a photo and you're just taking screenshots. Wow.

>>40187818
already lost

>>40187945
I regret starting this thread bc of you recycling

>>40187948
>>40187910
>>40187938
My friend sent me these on snapchat, tell me how to save it then wise one?

>>40187962
the first step is to delete system 32

UNO REPETICION DE MAXIMO JAJAJAJA

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>>40187982
Looking up a guide now

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>>40187818

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>>40187818
This was too real

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this comic kills me for reasons I don't understand

>>40187995
>991

>>40187826
i laughed way too hard at this

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>>40188063

this thread is fucking awful.

>>40188088
Then contribute you cuck

>>40188088
It isn't even one of those ironically unfunny /fit/ humor threads with all the 9gag shit. This is just sincerely terrible.

>>40188095
Stop posting this shit.

>>40188108
Post something that is worthy of your keks then

>>40188081
does this actually happen tho ?

>>40188098
>images.memes.com

>>40188126
Honestly you end up trex mode, but throw in some curls, shrugs, and lat raises and people swear you doing a brosplit

>>40187962
>>40187910
These are taken straight from instagram, I see them all on a daily basis while scrolling the meme feed.

>>40188146
currently i throw in some rows, pull ups and OHP and incline pressed. does this makes sense?

>>40188157
Yeah you be fine then, focus on strength and treat accessories as accessories

>>40188045
Ouch

>>40188022
I know it's facebook tier but I fuckin chuckled

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>>40188098
>>40188114
God, how fucking new are you? These pics are complete shit.

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>>40188063
fuark

>>40188098
>images.memes.com

What did he mean by this?

>>40187933
i like this

>>40188054

It's actually my favourite. Throw in a little veg, perfection.

>>40188033
God damn this is the funniest shit i've seen here in a while.

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My fit folder is shamefully lacking.

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>>40188054

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its always reposts but why pretend that anything new ever gets posted in humor threads

>>40188520
jesus christ my sides
where did they go

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End this thread please

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>>40188015
dont care what any one says, shadow shaman is a good support.

>>40188692
Hear me, I speak for the shades.

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>>40188751

>>40188479
> eats rice
> but potatoes are empty carbs

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>>40188758

>>40187830
>>40187848
>>40187995
>dude fuck cropping

>>40188501
slavic chair gets me everytime

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>>40188770

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>>40188788

>>40188758
That's all I want

>>40188776
I always wondered, how effective would such an exercise regimen be for muh functional strength?

>>40188819
It would probably be fine. You could still be stronger than 98% of the population with something simple like that.

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>>40188801

>>40188819
don't forget the 10km run every single day

>>40188819
Including the 10km run, you'd certainly have to build up to doing that.
but you'd be in impressive condition.
It'd probably worth adding at least 40 pullups to the regimen as well, to round it out.

/r/ing the guy OD on something and then go to the gym and sees his brother

>>40188854
> not doing 100pull ups

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>>40187848
>no homo

>>40188940
thats just sad.

he could get abs better than that in 3 months, imagine how stupid that fuck is going to look with a beer gut.

>>40188071
I found this one pretty funny; shame about the borders.

>>40188045
delete this

>>40188801
i dont get it. so that picture is a meme or?

>>40189124
did you read the bottom :)

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>>40189141
shit i can't read

>>40188819
Dont forget to shitpost 100 times

>>40188033
>I can't believe it's not Butter
ded kek

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>>40188946
>imagine how stupid that fuck is going to look with a beer gut.

>>40188833
DELET THIS

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>>40188520
I actually did the fat guy putting on socks and arm pit sniffs and it did feel like my abs were getting worked, but the reality is that it was giving me a wicked hernia and that was the source of the burn. Fuck that trash.
Clone levitations, suggestive thrusts and theatrical farts are genuinely good back stretches though; helped me with my lordosis.

>>40189197
What causes this condition?

>>40188946
Agreed: to undergo that level of pain, and risk to your health... stupid as fuck. Just put down the fork.

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>>40189244
Lazy people who want "abs" and plastic surgeons looking to make a buck.

>>40189244
pretty sure theyre implants and he just got fat lol

>>40188959
>putting responses ABOVE the post they're responding to
Nice work, dumbass.

>>40189281
Holy fuck that was hilarious.

>>40189281

fucking kek
For real though, 4 autistic kids really seems unlikely, how does that even happen?

>>40188015
cringe which dickweed thought their witty comments were the funniest part of that post

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>>40187818

>>40188374
If you add something its not plain chicken and rice anymore you retard

>>40188767
I thought rice was healthy?

>>40188854
>40 pullups

You've never done a pull up in your life if you think more than 8 is possible.

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>>40189792

>>40188480
Does anyone else think this is a black guy in a white mask rather than a white guy with a beard?

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>>40189798

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>>40187830
>>40187907
if you like this look up 'amazon position' on pornhub. literally my dream to get banged like this by a chubby chick

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>>40189805

>>40189645

The chicken is still plain though. "Adding rice, it's not plain chicken anymore," boom.

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>>40189843

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>>40189849

>>40188045
DELET

>>40188063
>/plg/

>>40189244
literally our ex-mayor

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>>40188045
._.

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>>40188501
>french greeting
lmfao

>>40188767
He eats brown rice, which also harbor proteins. Besides which, his character is meant to be stupid

>>40189502
She probably just doesn't want to believe that her parenting is not the reason her kids don't listen to her.

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>>40187826

>>40189502
A couple with shit tier genes not getting the hint.

>>40190661
This is the funniest and creepiest shit ive seen in a long time
dude looks pretty normal too

>>40190696
Who knew E.T. was /fit/

>>40188767
Good job! You did it! You caught the joke! Can't slip one past you, can they?

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>>40188045

>>40188819
Running 10 km a day would wreck your joints pretty quickly. At that rate, it wouldn't even be good for your heart

>>40188788
If I got this printed on a couple of shirts and wore it at the gym how autistic would that be?
"I'm a lucky guy" level?

>>40190825
I'd have to track down the video but I think a guy who actually did try to do the full workout said it went well for like a week, then his knees imploded.

>>40188045
DELET

>>40190833
I wonder how many knees have been obliterated because of Satima

>>40188959
This was bait. He started few other threads with the same photo before.

>>40190833
>>40190825
>>40190850
What about if you did it three days a week, like AxAxAxx ?

>>40190856
Now that's an entirely different case. Completely doable. You'd also be better served having a short distance, higher intensity day, and then two 10 km days .

Of course, it also depends on how good in shape you are. You shouldn't be running 10 km three times a week if 10 km is the maximum you're able to run

>>40190850
Some weebs are probably still in traction from trying to go from fatshit straight to his routine.
>>40190856
That's something you'd want to build up to as well, 3 10ks a week is definitely something people do, but those are usually dedicated runners and not just general fit.

>>40188819
There are plenty of YouTube videos and consistently the 10km run fucks up their knees by the end of week 1 and they have to stop

>>40187818
>"looking jacked dude, you should come race trains with me some time!"

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>>40188045

>>40188776
> read it with Russian accent
> my sides have left orbit

>>40188959
I liked this significantly more than all the posts above.

>>40189502
Overdiagnosing. Basically anyone can get the aspergers diagnosis, so a lot of mothers get it as an excuse for their shitty parenting.

I have an ADHD diagnosis myself, but I've never had any of the typical symptoms, besides being a shitty teenager.

>>40188095
>c-cuck!
have sex loser

>>40191011
>>40191020
Do you have to Lord of the Gyms one? I'm missing that

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>>40191060
Sadly, no.

>>40188022
thats good

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>>40189791
You're not in good shape if you cant do 15 pull-ups and you're in bad shape if you cant do 10.

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>>40188045

>>40188767
potatoes are fucking hectic just neck a protein shake with ur mash and legit whats the fuckin problem

>>40188542
read in thick finnish accent, keked

>>40191209
Do you speak English? Or have you left your humanity behind?

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>>40188045
Sthap this

>>40191176
desu as ur size and weight increases Ide say 10 is perfectly acceptable for pullups. They can be hard on the shoulders.

If you cant do 15 pullups though you are a straight up bitch

>>40191293
Im Australian and I understood him perfectly

>>40188758
>asian
No thx

>>40189502

Scottish genetics

>>40188940
At first I thought they put ice on the stomach and that was the body's reaction

>>40190833

Of course they did if he went from doing nothing to running 10k every day.

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>>40188946

>>40190829
I dont think it would be too autistic.

>>40190825
Yeah, if you go from 0 to 10 from one day to the other

There are plenty of people who do run 10k or more daily without any problems

>>40191386
oh okay he was speaking Australian, I'm sorry.
Boomerang koala vegemite cunt

>>40190833
Because this is about as stupid as squatting bodyweight on day 1 in the gym after years of doing nothing.

Are 10km bad per se? Shit no. When I was done with basic training, I would run 8-10km every second morning just for fun without having any problems.

>>40190789
> chicken brocolli rice
> a joke

fuck off you normie

>>40191107
Fate Of Atlantis was such a good game

>>40191020
>do jeeby Gomad solo

lost

>>40190825
10k a day is literally nothing

>>40188501
Lmaod at the french greeting

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>>40191455
>file name

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>>40188045

i dont understand...why would mommy lie to me?

>>40188033

Why is his t shirt partly on and partly off?

>>40188692
>literally 200ms paper

t. Ogre

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>>40188045
breh..

>>40188206
wow ur post is 100X funnier man xD!!!

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>>40187848
>this facebook-tier normie "meme"

>>40189614
FRESH OC, JUST SAW THAT POST m8

>>40189281
literally spat some whey on phone screen at the last image, never believed this spitting coffee meme happens wew

>>40189197
This is what all politicians should aspire to look like
>the former mayor of the second biggest municipality in Victoria, Australia

>>40191317
Again, all /pol/fags can do is just post these pathetic "manly" propaganda pictures. PICTURES.

It's so funny, because what you do is just ROLEPLAY. You get all angry at the Mujahideen in your streets, you rage on your little anonymous imageboard where you know you won't get smacked, talk about "muh day of da rope" and look at your "white nationalism" folder. You're PATHETIC, a fucking JOKE.

It's not your country when our birthrates outnumber YOURS. How the FUCK are you going to "take back muh country" WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING BREED?! LMFAO. It's hilarious - all of you /pol/fags, even your "leaders" like Milo Yiannanaafag, ramzpaul etc - NONE OF THEM FUCKING BREED. Even if you WERE dedicated, it doesn't mean SHIT when your ENTIRE FUCKING GENETIC LINE is going to be cut off because YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE FIND A WOMAN TO HAVE KIDS WITH. LMFAO.

White women don't even acknowledge your LIFE. Yet you STILL white knight for them and talk about "muh beauty of da aryan feeeemale". Newsflash, modern women care about three things: fucking chad, taking drugs, and "pursuing their career first" instead of ACTUALLY REPRODUCING. Meanwhile Muslim families have DOZENS of kids. That's not even going INTO the fact that Muslims INDIVIDUALLY are still INFINITELY more dedicated to their beliefs than even the MOST "religious" whites (as if there are even any LEFT these days lmfao).

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>>40188045

>>40188692
>How can you say your eyes arereal if mirrors are not?

>>40191934
nice pasta, pls keep ur spaghetti in ur pockets next time mario.
Desu ;)

>>40191934
That's a very good argument, but ponder this. Is there a character that could EVER defeat Uchiha Madara? And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai (capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>40191934
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>40189803

>>40190922
>tiny will never post with us again

fuck

>>40189798
I wanna fuck that chloe moretz

>>40188426
kekerino

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>>40188045
>even your mother lies to you
This is why I have trust issues

>>40188045
what is this i dont get it

>>40191251
>Real life turd

>>40192124
>your mother not being the worst case of someone lieing to you
Lucky

>>40189262
If you were going to be a lazy shit who gets surgery, why not just get lypo for abs?

>>40191893
not that guy but it's a fit thread, stop postng ur shitty le normie core me mays

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>>40190513
My fucking cousin does this shit.

Rather than say she's just a bad mother she self-diagnoses her kids with high functioning autism and ADHD

Thankgod the schools have started catching onto her bullshit

>>40191927


>>40189549

>>40188770
at what point did admiring the male form start being considered as gay?
nothing wrong with admiring a guy who puts effort into how he looks.

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>>40190696
Deformities aren't funny to me. Picture being this dude. You got fucked right out the gate through no fault of your own and now your quasimodo ass gets to be ridiculed and abhorred for 40 years til you die early from a heart defect or someshit.

Fatfucks can be funny because it's their own fault they're so disgusting. Birth defects are just depressing. Guarantee it's not even the same dude in the pic that's making the post.

>>40192426
Yeah, it's not the dude's fault.

Probably the mom's for drinking and smoking during her pregnancy and not bothering to abort

>>40190661
/fit/ in a nutshell.

>>40190661
this one always gets me

>>40188022
I used to spot for this mexican dude when he would bench press. Guy exhaled hard. Breath smelled like a combo of coffee, old chocolate and dog shit. I had to quit going.

>>40189281
Wow, I actually burst out laughing.

>>40190887
I know plenty of real runners who run as many as 100 kilometres a week and more when in training. They've all run marathons though, which are over 40 kilometres in one go, so it's not that bizarre.

>>40188426
Somebody actually dressed up like a whaler, somehow acquired a harpoon, drove to this place, and posed for this pic so they could get Facebook likes.

Smh desu senpai

>>40190661
I've never found this funny. What do you guys like so much about it?

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>>40192511
Same reason this is funny

>>40192537
That's just a fat dude being pathetic. The guy in the other pic looks normal.

>>40192547
It's a normal dude being pathetic

>>40188833
DELET

>>40192511
I like how someone can be so unaware of himself to take that picture. The chick can see him unnaturally leaning over with his phone right in her face to take a pic of her ass.

>>40191499
GOLEM GET YE GONE

Newfag trying to fit in - thread

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>>40188520
>bench tantrums

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>>40188045
DELETE THIS

>>40189502
My mom's a school special ed coordinator and she explained to me what's up with the prevalence of it these days.

It's a combination of the re-working of the criterion and the fact that autism is a spectrum disorder rather than on a binary diagnosis system. Because the criteria is pretty wide, most people exhibit at least one or two pieces of it, and could arguably be considered "low-spectrum autistic". In school settings where it's often diagnosed by school psychs, if those on the low end of the spectrum exhibit the criteria are part of those that are considered to be disruptive to a classroom setting, they get the label put on their student file.

Part of that could be argued that it's shitty parenting, but the safety net exists to at least provide some support for the kids to succeed properly regardless of where they fall on the spectrum.

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>>40193583
When you subside something you get more of it.

When you get more money (or in schools attention) for autistic children you shouldn't be surprised that you have more autistic children.

Have some Black Economy Man:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/225028/real-autism-thomas-sowell

>>40193659
Oh, there's no doubt that there's a lot of kickback money and job justification going around to boost those numbers. I'm just pointing out the rationale behind why a woman inexplicably has 4 different children with autism.

My mom frequently dealt with kids labeled as on-spectrum who needed more behavioral intervention than anything else (read: obnoxious little shits that needed a spanking), but many of the learning disruptive criterion need to be handled in some way

>>40190661
this is just so fuckin funny

>>40190891
I'm on my school's track team and we run 10km pretty consistently every day. You just gotta build up to it and not run with horrible form and horrible shoes.

>>40190708
woah

>>40193818

This very thread
>>40188033

>>40193849
...go away retard.

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>>40188045

>>40188045
I didn't ask for this

>>40188045
i was there

>>40189852
Why do all traps IRL have huge dicks? They're nothing like cute anime traps.

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>>40188520
>suggestive thrusts

>>40187826
my friend used to do a joke like this all the time

>You ever had Ethiopian food?
>[person answers no]
>Neither have they

>>40191608
I thought I was the only one...

>>40190850
>>40190833
>>40190825
You have no idea what you're talking about, for XC training 60-70 miles a week isn't even that unusual, for some people it's on the low end.

>>40192297
No joke, in the mid-20th century a majority of America's fitness magazines were made by and for the closeted gay community. It was an easy way to get around obscenity laws.

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>>40188045
Fuck off

>>40188767
Its about fiber

>>40188045
D LEET THIS

>>40188045
>talking to your mom about this
lel

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>>40194290

I want to be inside.

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>>40188045
DELET THIS

>>40192495
Fatty

>>40189843
>asian ass
too small

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>>40188045

>>40190739
what the fucck

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>>40188045
>CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>40188692
Why do people ACTUALLY do that shit? There's one guy at my gym who brings that thing in and it just looks painful with no benefit

>>40194611
I mean shadow shamas so fucking out of the meta I think hes not viable at all

Just pick ogre and any ranged siege hero and you push down towers quickly.

>>40192511
>t. Sociopath

>>40188033
>Eupho Rick
Holy shit my sides

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>>40188770
>mfw they know

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>>40188833
DELETE REEEE

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>>40188045
Too real

>>40188045
READING THIS IN MY MOM VOICE FUCKING HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>40194630
>Just pick ogre and any ranged siege hero and you push down towers quickly

>>40190725
When I see stuff like this it makes me happy. That kid could still make it one day, even if he will never powerlift. Unique challenges and all that. Makes me want to be a pt. As gay as it sounds I want everyone to make it.

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>>40190719
Cringe

>>40194611
good for contact sports to prevent concussions.

>>40187826
holy fucking kek

>>40191934
a bit mad that the political pendulum is swinging the other way, Achmed?

>>40194076
is this the 90's

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>>40191934

>>40195528
But the guy should be asian or semitic on the left

>>40190829
Na b it would be sweet

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>>40195547
Make one

>>40187830
I don't get it.

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Welcome to fit

>>40195633
>Justin threads

>>40188520
look at the red spots omg dead

>>40192127
Did you miss the "post your favorite mom science" title at the top?

>>40188940
WHY DON'T THEY JUST DO LIPOSUCTION????
YES THAT'S MY ONLY COMPLAINT ABOUT IT

>>40191934
>Milo Yiannapoulos
>having anything to do with /pol/ beyond the odd Pepe reference

Ignorance at its finest

>>40190696
I remember this dude years ago posted on /b/ timestamped. We all photoshopped him a chin

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>>40191155
Curls in the squat rack..
My fucking sides anon

>>40189614
Ngl, it feels condescending when someone tells me good job as a fat person, I dont be autistic about it but I guess I dont like people acknowledge that im trying to change, I feel as if it delegitimatises everything im trying to do

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>>40188833

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>>40188770
>tfw i want to look like and look at

>>40187982

isnt it system 64 now?

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>>40188045
Just fuck you dude.

>>40194290
>>40194368
Too many krabby patties

>>40188126
Only if you keep doing the first phase past 2-3 weeks and don't start doing power cleans or chins.

>>40189791
is this b8

>>40189849
>text covering face
I've seen this picture 10,000 times and this always fucking gets me

>>40192426
Same. Fat fuck at work gets made fun of for drinking 2L of mountain dew and eating 3 bags of combos. He doesn't get made fun of for his stutter.

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>>40191996
>a diamond dozen

>>40196969
Why do you have to do this every thread
I haven't even opened the thread yet and I already know 90% of these images are gonna be yours. What do you have against humor threads and why do you take so much time out of your day to do this shit?

>>40191455
I lost it at the filename

>>40194290
how is this possible?
can she walk

>>40190708
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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>>40194611
I know /fit/ doesn't play sports but neck exercises are actually important if you play shit like football or rugby

>>40188940
They look so outta place too. He's like barely skinny fat with flabby tits then boom rock hard abs. Like when thin girls get ridiculous ass implants.

>>40197029
Ah, nevermind. Good.

I just decided to visit /fit/ after about a year of not checking it (stopped around the time I had some health issues, still recovering and I hope to finally get back to the gym next month) and I'm lurking this thread laughing as hard as I haven't in a while

I will always love you, brahs, keep being you

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>>40191436
thank goodness im not the only one.

>>40196210
You know who else thinks that way? My gf. Took me so long to convince her to admit where you are, embrace CONSTRUCTIVE COMPLIMENTS get gud. I mean how soft are we these days that we take simple compliments or words of encouragement like c'mon you got this etc. As put downs. Some petty female shit right there tbqh senpai. You gotta put that attitude down quickly.

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>>40188015
>7th exercise
>'no more use for me, huh?'

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>>40188045
It hurts because it's too real.

>>40191996
this made my brain hurt

>>40197188
what's that even translate into?

>>40197135
è lo sterpi sound bellezza, e tu non puoi farci proprio niente.

>>40197309
Google translate says
>Please join us

probs just a jap bot.

>>40189148
that is literally the closest thing ive seen to a human monkey

>>40192547
He may look normal but he's actually a level 60 aspergerian creep. That's why it's funny, because he's trying to be all smug and stealthy but the girl can obviously see what's happening and everyone is calling him out for it

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>>40191455
10/10 to you

>>40190825
>I have literally never run in my life

Lel I was running 7 miles 4 days a week as a fatty far before I even started lifting or lost weight. A fit runner will do way more than 10km a day.

>>40197309
Its just a polite "nice to meet you"

>>40190833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDrTDiEL9V8
this guy has been doing it

>>40194290
There's fucking dark spots on the carpet from where her Krabby patty vault ass has been soaking

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SIX SCOOPS, MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL IT ALL DAY GODDAMN IT

>>40188114
Unread, unreplied, savage

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>>40197139
Did someone say rugby?
https://my.mixtape.moe/qggjfp.mp4

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>>40198361

>>40188045
DELET