Expired protein bar

>>40182380
Things that taste like heinous asshole and creme usually retain nutrition.

Pretty sure those pieces of shit could survive a nuclear apocalypse.

>>40182380
Fermented protein is best protein.

>>40182380
You could probably unwrap those things, set them on your porch in the rain, come back a week later and still be able to eat them. I don't think bacteria are even able to break them down.

>not eating cookie dough flavor with black 711 coffee every single day

>>40182380

This is a good episode of 99 Percent Invisible:
http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/best-enjoyed-by/
TLDR:
> Over the years we’ve lost track of what these labels meant in the first place. We’ve come to associate the dates with safety, when in fact, they’ve always been about freshness. As much as we might want them to, the dates on our food are not going to tell us if we’ll get salmonella or e-coli.

Most date labels are arrived at by conducting taste tests. Does a product still taste good on day 4? Day 5?

Also, buddy, what could have happened to the protein since November? How could the nutritive content have changed?

i imagine they are fine, they're sealed pretty well and if they were kept in reasonable conditions there is no reason why they would have broken down at all

>>40182919
are you me?

>>40182948
What about the dates on dairy products?

>>40182380
Expiration dates are a shit meme by the FDA