Have you made it according to normie standards?

i don't have a gf, no

>>40178572
I can't build any of the cool stuff he makes but if I stood there holding a stick like that I would look like a roided freak compared to him.

According to normie standards, it's impossible that I never played football or wrestled in high school.

>>40178598
>tfw at an outdoor festival over the summer in a tanktop
>a vendor *insisted* that I was a wrestler even though I kept telling him I have never wrestled

Feels good senpai

if this is anything to go by then I have

>>40178572
>overdeveloped biceps
relatively speaking they might be. It might be the angle/pose, but his arms seem disproportionately developed compared to the rest of him

>>40178572
normies are impressed by a 60kg bench press

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>>40178572
Yes but still can't get a gf

>>40178572
Current normie standards start at skinnyfat and end at 6 months of lifting, pretty much everyone can make it if those are the requirements

Fucking reddit as fuck haha

>>40178572
According to normies, I'm "musclebound".
5'11"
190lbs
18%bf

Lol normies

>>40178572
by normie standards I'm fucking enormous but I still got dat body dysmorphia like a bitch

literally how fucking shitty you must look if this dyel is "ripped" in your eyes

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>>40178628
You've wrestled, but only with your sexuality.

Normie standards are, in my opinion:

-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
-GF
-Job that lets you travel or is more like a career
-Social circle
-Involved in some sort of club

>>40178794
0/5.
I really do belong here.

>>40178815
Well that's 1/5

We're a super secret club

>>40178572
People think I'm a guy. Feels good.

>>40178738
Kek

>>40178572
People around here don't care about normie standards.
They care about the standards of powerlifters bodybuilders and steroid shillers.

Normie standards for ripped men is 12-15% bf with just enough muscle to know you are athletic/fit or "ottermode".

Normie standards for women is 30% bodyfat give or take 5% and not ugly or manly.

>>40178794
I think I want all of these things

>>40178902
You can start by blocking 4chan on your web browser.

>>40178572
That guy is actually pretty swole for stone age tech standards

>>40178572
I've had female coworkers and friends call me big and muscular and even joke about steroids amd i'm only 6'0 / 170 / 13ish% bf

To be fair, i was 130 lbs, so they're probably still seeing the skelly me

>>40178572
yeah ive been getting mires from my blockmates and that qt thinn girl from class

Yes. I'm doing great and look better than anyone I know. Too bad I don't have enough time to get a gf, my career comes first

>>40178851
L O N D O N
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>>40178794
>-Involved in some sort of club
Wut
Are you 15?

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>tfw /fit/ starts accusing you of steroids

I don't deal with normies since I'm a shut-in but I think I've finally made it.

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>>40178896

>not ugly or manly

tfw no pretty boy face so I have to get thicc

>normie standards
>post picture of redditfag standards

>>40178738
just wanted to stop by and say "kek"

>>40178572
A lot of normies at my work think I'm jacked, but I'm a shitty looking dyel that needs to cut.

Feels weird. It's hard to take a compliment because of how disgusting /fit/ makes me feel.

>>40178572

anarchoprimitivism when

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>when you only bench 2pl8 and you're considered on roids\
>when sloots comment on fb on shirtless retards who can only do 1pl8 and curl 15lb and are considered shredded

>>40180340
Would you rather get compliments from people you know or autistic trolls on /fit/?

>>40180392
you need to be 18+ to post here

>>40178572
would they still mire him if they knew that hes like 5'5

The joke here is that how shredded someone seems really depends on how shredded you are yourself.

It's a psychological thing

>>40179322
everyone should get thicc

>>40180421
I would always rather a compliment from /fit/

This cultural group is brutal and compliments are few and far between.

>>40178572
He's not ripped but he's a QT and very handy.

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>>40180392

>>40178572
Know you realise roidheads look like side show freaks.

>>40180402
Strength != Appearance

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>>40178840

>>40180392
>>40180824
Archeofuturism > anarchoprimitivism > beans

>>40180859
Yes it does you dumb broscience piece of shit. A bigger muscle is almost always stronger (except in some fringe cases). Stop perpetuating a retarded meme.

>>40181237
Yes, but just because you can lift more doesn't mean your body is more appealing to the opposite sex.

>>40181248
Sorry m8, I guess my reading comprehension needs some work.

>>40178794
>job that lets you travel or is more like a career

What do you mean? I know lots of totally normie people that work in boring ass call center office jobs and they don't really get to travel a whole lot

>>40178572

According to normies I made it years ago.

>tfw I never think it's enough
>I don't care what people think about me
>tfw I know it will get worse and I will never be proud of myself

>>40178794
3/5

Missing social circle and Gf.

>>40178628
he was trolling you, manlet.

>>40178634
Primitive Curlbro

his biceps really are overdeveloped though in comparison to the rest of his muscles

not a gymnast though otherwise he'd have a rock hard core too

>>40178572
This guy is cool

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>>40184025
>his biceps really are overdeveloped

>>40178794
1/5, get on my level faggots

>>40178794
Well i have a social circle, so 1/5 i guess.

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>>40183844
>tfw I never think it's enough
this is a good thing, perpetual self improvement is a much better goal than a set end goal

pic related is a map of st john's, newfoundland from 1932

>>40178794
Accurate normie standards

1/5 kek

>>40178794
>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
that's more instagram these days
>FB - literal garbage, mostly just rants, 30yo+ people posting their children, tabloid news, ironic meme pages etc
>Instagram - what people used facebook for a few years ago, constant pictures of what people are doing, "amateur models," and also danke maymay xD pages
>twitter - basically either shitty news posts or near-stream of consciousness blogposts

>>40178794
Well at least I've got a job

>>40178794
Most normies don't do that trust me. Having an actual life like that puts you pretty high up desu. Being a normie is easy, don't be austistic pretty much. Try to reach higher, aspire to be chad.

>>40183844
kind of the same. I am pretty much always happy go lucky, people feed off my energy when I'm out and just out of DYEL mode at 1/2/3/4. But I'm never content, just keep improving everyday.

>Have you made it according to normie standards?

5'7
dyel
overweight
highschool dropout
NEET
shut-in
small dick
mentally insane

I don't think I've made it yet.

Only if they looked at my quads. How do I show them off?

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>>40184826
Jim Dangle shorts

>>40178794
>easily 5/5

How do you guys not fit into that? How autistic are you really?

>>40178794
only gf

>>40178572
This nigger is whiter than Starbucks in October.

the only thing that matters to normies are low bf% and a tiny bit of muscle. the size of the muscle hardly matters

if you can see where the muscle starts and end, you're ripped, huge, muscular or any term like that

>>40184873
>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
I don't have Facebook.
>-GF
I don't like being attached to women.
>-Job that lets you travel or is more like a career
Have this.
>-Social circle
Have this.
>-Involved in some sort of club
I mostly just work, lift weights and sleep.

>>40184891
Working on your material for open mic night at the Apollo?

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>>40184921
>I don't like being attached to women.

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>>40184930

>>40178572

the guy does have a decent body though, ive seen a lot worse in CBT and those guys are trying to look good

>>40178794
>-Social circle
What exactly does this mean? I have a group of friends from high school but we're all guys, does it count?

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>>40178572
>tfw 1/2/3/4 5 rep maxes
>Normie at work always asks me if I'm on steroids

I think I've hit normie standards

>>40178572
>tfw using modern age tools gave me underdeveloped biceps

>>40178794
0.5/5, I barely have a social circle and it's constantly on the verge of dying.

>>40178598
Holy shit this.
Just started work at a new place, and every second question is "Anon, you obviously play football right?"
I'm a squash man, well away from the brutes

>>40178572
damn, first time on this board and it looks like pure gold
except fucking imperial units everywhere

>>40185488
do you guys have also fit-ylyl and fit-cringe threads here?

>>40185488
>>40185495
yeee boi

>>40178794
>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings
It's 2017. Nobody older than 15 and younger than 40 does that anymore.

>>40178794
3/5
>tfw when no gf

>>40178628
Sumo no doubt.

>>40178794
>tfw 0/5
I have ascended beyond the mortal realm
and I'm pretty happy about it

i got told i look like a cage fighter once.
>not sure if insult or compliment

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>>40178794
>-Involved in some sort of club
you mean a group of people that like to hang on for an especific activity like sport, poker nights and shit? because otherwise fuck off.

>>40178572
Its not really normie standards it just once again proves the point that the lean body is what everyone likes and wants to watch aka be mirin like we fitizens call it.

If you go over the lean natty limit you're wasting your time lifting.

>>40180881
>>40178738
Kek

>>40186010
not that guy, but that's typically what that word means

>>40178572
This guy is actually cool as fuck

>>40178572
>new video uploaded yesterday
thanks for reminding me to check his channel, last video was from 2 months ago

>>40178794
3/5, recently broke up with gf

>>40181237
Niggah that's not what he was talking about. Of course bigger muscles are stronger.

by the standard that i lost 70 lbs and everyone around says that I'm "skinny" now than yea I guess

in reality I'm skinnyfat with a good way to go

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>>40178738

>>40178738
Oh shit is that Ryback's rival??

>>40178794
I-i have a gf

1/5

>>40185488
>>40185495
Leave

>>40178794
You can go from 0 to 5 at any point while in university, after that you're fucked

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>twink mode compared to /fit/ standards
>good bone structure gives me naturally broad shoulders and slim waist
>girl says I have "nice body"
>kek bitch you have no idea. You should see these guys on /fit/ who have great bodies. Wanna see me goal body? Look. I'm so DYEL, lmao. Can't even squat 2pl8. What the fuck is wrong with you? Low standards much? Low standards=low self esteem. Dropped.

>>40178738
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>40189157
You will never know this power. You may only observe it.

>tfw an in the closet chubby chaser and just got a 5'8 blonde girl who fits my chubby chaser standard and literally cannot get enough of my dick and wants to drive 40 minutes everyday to my house and fuck for hours

feels good for a skinny 6'1 DYEL who only does bicep curls and run like 2-3 times a week

>>40178572
I like this guy's videos but he has to be like 4'8

>>40178794
>Facebook
go to bed grandpa

>>40184103
>in comparison to the rest of his muscles

typical fit reading half a sentence and getting triggered

>>40179319

I'm dyel and they accuse me too

It's just New Years idiots

>>40184916

It's easy to look huge in pictures. But you guys don't realize how small you are even if you look big in pics.

I am 5'10 170 "shredded" and I look pretty huge for normie standards when I angle my self in good lighting

But irl no I look fucking tiny as fuck

>>40186071

'Wasting time'

Ever consider it's a hobby for many of us that we enjoy and also we don't need to lift to lose our virginity like u faggot?

>>40178794
That's more than what most normies have. That's the idealized normie you would guess everyone is, if you judged only from social media posts.
In reality real normies have maybe 2-3 out 5 of those things.

>>40178895
>>40180038
>>40186181
>>40188262
>>40189157

Samefag.

>>40178794
>-Facebook filled with pictures, updates, check ins and outings

Lmao if that's considered making it then i dont want to make it.

>>40178706

fuck those are my stats too

idk about my bf% though

What are your lifts like?

>>40178572
I want redditors to die.

>>40178794

Fuck 1/5

>>40189238
>fit reading

What do you mean by this?

>>40178572
I like this guy, his channel and videos are solid. People are just stupid, nothing new about that.

>>40178851
MARRY ME TOO, BUT I DON'T WANT KIDS, OKAY YOU WHORE

>>40178738
underrated

>>40178572
Sauce for this?

>>40181237
>>40186285

lol

idk if you guys are roleplaying as new year idiots that don't understand that their are different types of muscle fiber or what

ps: strength gains are central nervous system gains, size gains are tissue gains and made by training for hypertrophy

>>40189601

There's a reason that the most muscular guys in a weight class are also usually the strongest. CNS efficiency and technique can only maximise whats actually there, you still need something to flex if you want to lift the damn weight.

>>40178794
Seems about right

>>40189623
yes but training purely low volume doesnt cause as much hypertrophy as training with higher volume

>>40178738
This is /fit/ to that's a given.