Fat Hate/Fat Stories

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>>40171035
mfw a fat people hate is getting no love in /fit/

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>>40171127
I have a decent amount of shit on my laptop I can bump for now.

>>40171153
bumpo

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One more OP bump. I feel like this will come around in a bit.

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>>40171035
To be fair her friends did forget about her. Not much you can do about that even if you're thin.

>>40171153
Man, she must have one hell of a personality for him to stick around if she is 220lbs
Unless the bitch is 6'0 she is huge

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>>40171035
Also what's so infuriating about the dancing? is it that she doesn't stay in one spot?

>be /fit/ 23 year old happa
>have fat twin brother who is a tranny
>drinking with him one night at home alone
>starts getting touchy and asking me about my sex life
>"You're so ripped anon, you must get lots of girls" etc
>eventually his hand glides over my crotch and he smiles at me
>Despite being nearly Zyzz mode my autism means I've only fucked prostitutes
>Hornyness makes me just kind of "meh" and figure may as well fuck him
>After we fuck he thinks we're in some kind of relationship
>Can't comprehend how fucked up this situation is
>Ended up moving overseas to escape him

>>40171342
If you watch her turn her leg doing the turning is bent (it's suppose to be straight even if you're not en pointe), her arms are flopping all over the place and even though you are suppose to move a bit while you turn she's all over the place. Compare to this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNphX8Hj0nI/?taken-by=worldwideballet

>>40171035
>>40171483
Another former dancer here. She's not even in full relevé, her leg is nowhere near high enough, and her entire upper body is just appalling. I'm fucking triggered.

>>40171379
?

>>40171379
J...just like my animes!

>>40171035
>im double the standard size for a costume, but m-muh boobs
No. Fuck off, you fat cunt. The minute you take your bra off to lie down, those shits are flopping right to your armpits. I hate this excuse.

>people werent paying attention to me at a party that was intended for my friend
God I want to kick this bitch's teeth in

>>40171153
>Mod tries to type hugs
>accidentally types huge
P O E T R Y
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>>40171277

>XS - 3X
>Small fats not included

>>40171379
I see

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>life threatening

>>40171035
>there was about 20 of us
herewego.jpg

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>>40171153
>thin privilege is having your boyfriend threat you with break up
>the privilege
>is having the threat of breakup
they're gettin sloppy

>>40172232
what the fuck

>>40172232
These are among my favorite. They always portray the fact that they're fat as some kind of heroic struggle, through insurmountable odds and immense personal sacrifice they got really fat. The self delusion is hilarious to me

>>40172232
>>40172268
To be fair it's possible she had lost a shit load of weight in the first pic by being bulimic, in which case the 2nd pic is probably more healthy since you're not throwing up multiple times a day.

Still a fat fuck whale tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY3iExEYr7w

>>40171035
To be able to spin that much weight around that many times is sort of impressive in its own way

>>40172232
From fat to obese, ok.

>>40171153
>63kg to 100kg
Looks like me during my freshman year. Thank Jesus I'm back to normal again. Fat people are gross.

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>>40171379
>may as well fuck him

>Be 110kg 180cm fatfuck
>Start getting life in order
>See tag of shirt one day
>It's 2XXL and it's a small fit on me
Brehs this feel

>>40171833
Mate you'd be surprised the fucked up shit that goes on when you live on an Island with only 400 people.

>>40172523
Where do you live anon?

>>40172532
Stewart Island, it's the small island at the bottom of New Zealand.

>>40172544
New Zealand looks great, but how do the locals take to fat neets like me? Maori chicks are thicc

>>40172571
Maori chicks are only gonna get thicker through life until they are inevitably just fat

>>40172588
That's why you pump and dump

>>40172571
Maori that live in the city are generally nice people, they identify more as Kiwi than Maori and parents are almost always hard workers etc. It'd be hard to find one that isn't at least 1/4 white. Doubt they'd care if you're a fat neet so long as you're fun to be around.

Polynesians are kind of hit or miss. They can also be bros like Maori, but you also get some that look up to nigger culture in the states. Really depends on the area they live.

Rural Maori can be dangerous as fuck. There are a lot of gangs, and north of Auckland they can be really violent.

South Island has very few Maori's though, it's almost all white. When Europeans came there were few Maori living here so we took it over quickly. It was the most populated Island for a Century because we had endless wars trying to take over the North Island which was much more densly populated.

>>40171675
Are you guys girls or just fags?

>>40172136
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>40172663
Can't I be both

>>40171035
>fat girl bragging about fat girl boobs

yeugh

>>40172669
TUMBLING DOWN

>>40172663
grills who hate fatties. sick and tired of being called a skinny female dog just because I'm slender and strong and don't have huge, dimpled skinsacks of crisco dangling off my body randomly like "muh real womyn!"

Fat women are indistinguishable from autogynephiliac troons anyway.

>>40171277
>large fats
>small fats
>death fats

It's like Dr. Suess world.

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>>40172836
This is what fatties actually believe is a real woman, born with xx chromosomes.

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>>40172851
This is what fat SJWs will have you believe are real women, both born XY, the one on the right a poo-in-loo pajeet.

>>40171483
Latinfag here. Watching that video made me sad that my """rondes""" will never be as beautiful and clean as that. I can't even do a double spin without falling over. Pls teach me glorious ballet master race

>at least I can wiggle my hips

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>>40172851
I hate life

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>>40172883
It's only Hamerican SJW trannies who think they're attractive weighing as much as a rhino. Asian trannies have the decency to try and look pretty.

>>40171675
>>40171483

Also former dancer

I think its great that shes exercising and all, and i dont thing that having a bad form is that much of a problem here. I mean sure its not perfect, but i dont think those other girls do these moves perfectly. its just an after school activity

BUT
if she wants to get serious with dancing she just got to lose all that weight, theres no way around it. Maybe buzzfeed would make a vid with her but that would be the top of her career.

Also ballet is supposed to be graceful and shit, and this is aníthing but that

>>40172896
You always know they're not happy being fat because they do all these things to appear skinnier like sucking in their cheeks, striking odd poses, and wearing concealing clothing.

>be me
>going out to friends birthday party at some restaurant
>following usual /fit/ diet, guess it's time for cheating this evening
>get some curry chicken soup for starters
>some nice, extra hot/spicy pizza all washed down with 2 beers
>even finishing last 2 bites of GF plate
>across me 2 planets looking at me amazed
>"oh anon, we didn't think someone looking like you could eat all that food"
>"nah, I just felt like it today and I only had some small lunch
>"Really anon? Well you probably are one of those people that can eat whatever they want and don't gain any weight"
>"uuhm, no, I actually track and care what I eat most of the time so I can get something like this once in a while"
>"ohh..."

Their look on their faces /fit/
They waited for some magical answer or anything else that might could prove them right because they "can't" lose weight or maybe thought I take some wonderpills

Sadly it only lasted for some seconds before all the coping-mechanisms kicked in with "well, I can't help it, I get hungry soon after breakfast at my way to work, teehee" and other fattie delusions

>>40171035
lmao I've got simpsons playing in the background and the theme tune started to play as she started spinning

>>40172997
We shouldn't ever accept Muslims or fatties, mock them both if you see any

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>>40171379
Huh, did not expect this

>>40172883
So that's two dudes who decided to pretend to be women in order to get some lesbo pussy and who ended up fucking another dude playing to be a woman?

>>40173009
AOL cyber sex memed itself into reality.

>>40173009
Real lesbians won't fuck them because they're insane and are usually rocking several mental illnesses at once, so they need to find a crazy bastard of their own kind to get some pity frankenpussy.

>>40171379
Good pasta

>>40173009
And the one on the right is 52, while the pajeet is only 22 and trying to get a green card. The 52 year old dickless wonder didn't tell pajeet their marriage isn't legal, and now pajeet is in trouble with immigration and will be send back to its designated poo street in Mumbai.

>>40172232
>>40172851
>>40172896
>>40172997
>>40173002
>>40173087
degenerates.

>>40173009
From what I understand most lesbians REALLY aren't sexually attracted to cock or people who once had cock. There are of course exceptions, but by and large lesbians don't fuck trannies because lesbians like pussy, and trannies will never ever have a real vagina.
There's also the fact that most trannies are not particularly pleasant to be around long term, as mental illnesses tend to be co morbid

>>40172136
>this was over ten years ago

You can stop marching forward now, time.

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We should just send this to every (straight) feminist landwhale we see.

>>40172136
11 years old. Let that sink in

>>40173185
>>40173253
DAE LE TIME GOES FORWARD FUCK IM OLD XD

>>40172663
Guarantee I lift more than you
>calf gains
>not doing ballet
pick one

>>40173274
Please kill yourself

>>40173308
>please kill yourself
>The redditors saying dae im old le time is ok though

>>40173274
Wow. How do I get to be so super special and superior to everyone? You must be really popular because you don't care about anything!

>>40172306
He died 5 years ago

>>40173319
Not what I said cuckboy

>>40173380
>uses all caps and XD
>calling literally anyone else a cuck

>>40173313
Do Redditors actually say that? I don't think so.
Also ridiculising someone else for browsing a different web is stupid.

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>>40172185
every time.

>>40173453
>>40173454
>I don't understand I'm being mocked
Redditors do say that and so do 4tards

>>40173185
Brand New's "Your Favorite Weapon" came out when I was 17 years old. I heard the song "Soco Amaretto Lime" the other day and spent the rest of the night depressed as fuck.

>I'm gonna stay 18 forever
>you're just jealous 'cause we're young and in love
>your stomach's filled up but you're starved for conversation
>you're spending all your nights all alone in your bed
>and you're tearing up your photos 'cause you want to forget it's over

Fuck you, Jesse Lacey.
Fuck you, time.

>>40172669
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>40173568
you didnt have to tell me that. Thats one of my fav albums. growing up sucks.

>>40173397
LOL that subtle shop on the bottom left

>>40173542
there there little retard, it's over

>>40173274
>>40173313
>>40173380
>>40173542

Jesus mate, what's with the anger, please don't say this is how you're in real life around other people.

>>40173763
>I-if I call him a retard that means he is xD because I'm too stupid to understand how 4chan works

>>40173766
I get this annoyed in real life if I hear circlejerking about how le time moves forward woah XD

>>40171277
Enough

>>40173397
Underrated

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Let's get back to laughing at fatties

>>40173772
>how 4chan works

Fucking hell..

>>40173855
not an argument

>>40173855
You're going on /r/cringe buddy! xD

>>40171035

> Fat but claims to have great boobs
Every time

>out with friendos on the town
>drinking beer smoking pot etc.
>stop at mcdonalds to eat
>have munchies and since i always diet and count is okay to cheat
>get two big macs, large fries, large coke
>eat it all
>"wow anon, how do you eat like that and stay in such good shape"
>i reply "i don't usually eat this much i track my calories every day I'm just cheating today"
>they think I'm lying to cover up my "secret"
>they stop talking to me after that night
>tfw lost friends because I don't gorge myself daily

>>40173772
Shhhhh... shhh... it's okay baby

>>40173899
fat women tits are the equivalent to the abs of a malnourished 12 year old boy.

>>40173978
haha got me :PPP XDDDD epic ownage anon

>>40174024
Her ass and thighs look like Zyzz's abs.

>>40172997

To be fair, muslim chicks have it rough with fitness because Islam puts some strong pressures for them to remain in the house and not go to the gym or lift.

>>40171035

she kinda gets a pass as a downy, tho. They have legit problems with body comp and it's OK to be nice to retards, nobody is seriously thinking she's a dancer

>>40173841
Absolute madman

>>40174024

You know... I kind of want to fuck her.

>>40174119
thiccc

>>40174024
How do they cremate people like this? The amount of energy stored in this specimen would result in a wild inferno.

>>40174130
Petition to replace fossil fuels with fat people

Also, I heard that when someone is too fat to fit into the MRI machine at the hospital they have to put them into the MRI machine at a zoo

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>>40174130
Funny you should mention that...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html

>>40171379
OH JEEZ LEWEEZ FAT TRANNY TWIN BROTHERS ARE SO CLINGY AFTER YOU FUCK THEM AM I RIGHT LOL

>>40173772
>one day you'll be old and miserable with three kids and a lazy ungrateful cunt of a wife with your lifting and scotch whisky as the only things to get you through a sixty hour work week.

>>40173363
ha

>>40173177
As a lesbian, I can confirm this 100%. It should be obvious, though.

>>40171379

The west needs to be cleansed

>>40174042
Someone needs to shoop this immediately

>>40173177
This is true, transgender "lesbians" have basically ruined our community by demanding to be treated like lesbians, even though they have penises.
0/10 do not want penis.

>>40174195
No different than a straight guy not wanting to fuck a tranny.

>r-right guys?

>>40174130
I wonder if fat people would change their lives if they knew their death would be shameful and undignified.

In the US some cities sever limbs and burn parts of the bodies in several hauls. If they're not being cremated, families have to buy supersized grave liners and coffins just for burial. Fuck that

>>40171342
>active 2 hours ago
I dont think she's been active her whole life

>>40172617
Why are you saying that the best māori are the ones who don't identify as māori? And as if māori can only be "nice people" when they have an adequate percentage of whiteness?

THIS māori, who grew up rurally and now lives in a city, still identifies as māori and knows tonnes of others who do the same.

Being māori is honourable and meaningful. Being /fit/, channelling and expressing your ancestors' aggression and power through kapa haka, that shit is awesome. Shame on you for your flippant comments and casual racism.

>>40171127
Were tired of reading the same 20 long ass text walls.

>>40174226
Yes. Straight guys don't want to fuck trannies. If you are a guy and want to fuck one, you're at least a bi. Simple as that.

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>mircal wheep

>>40174244
The Maori are fucking savages and deserved to be eradicated.

>On 19 November 1835, the brig Lord Rodney, a hijacked European ship, arrived carrying 500 Māori armed with guns, clubs and axes, and loaded with 78 tonnes of seed potatoes, followed by another ship with 400 more Māori on 5 December 1835. While the second shipment of invaders were waiting, the invaders killed a 12-year-old girl and hung her flesh on posts. They proceeded to enslave some Moriori and kill and cannibalise others. "Parties of warriors armed with muskets, clubs and tomahawks, led by their chiefs, walked through Moriori tribal territories and settlements without warning, permission or greeting. If the districts were wanted by the invaders, they curtly informed the inhabitants that their land had been taken and the Moriori living there were now vassals."

>A Moriori survivor recalled : "[The Maori] commenced to kill us like sheep.... [We] were terrified, fled to the bush, concealed ourselves in holes underground, and in any place to escape our enemies. It was of no avail; we were discovered and killed - men, women and children indiscriminately." A Māori conqueror explained, "We took possession... in accordance with our customs and we caught all the people. Not one escaped....." The invaders ritually killed some 10% of the population, a ritual that included staking out women and children on the beach and leaving them to die in great pain over several days. The Māori invaders forbade the speaking of the Moriori language. They forced Moriori to desecrate their sacred sites by urinating and defecating on them.

>>40174237
>there is a path you can take in America where they will pay you money to chop up dead fat people and throw the pieces into a fire

I have made many mistakes in my life.

>>40172836
Not a dancer but god damn I can feel you man I hate fat women more than anything and I'm not even slim slim

>>40174342
..what happened next will shock you!

>>40173757
oh fug that's a nice touch.

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>>40174042
>>40174203
I needed some industrial-grade eye bleach after this 'shop job.

>>40173177
>>40174195
>>40174226
Right? I think they should be allowed to do whatever they want and ruin their bodies all they want, but mutilating yourself doesn't mean lesbians are going to want or be attracted to you

>>40173824

the sacrifices of the wingman

>>40174352
what did he mean by this?

>>40174451
holy fucking kek.
you get +1 Fitpoint

>>40174342
By that line of logic then European Caucasians also should be eradicated.

>>40174451
THAT FILE NAME HOLY KEK
>>40174455
>says people should be able to ruin their bodies
>>>>>in a fat hate thread

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>>40174451

>>40174505
>300x300 gif
>3.51 MB
How

>>40174521
Steroids

>>40172931
isn't thiamine a vitamin?

>>40174712
It's vitamin B1
helps metabolism along with all the other B vitamins

>>40174499
Do it. I'd be better if there was a clearer, straighter, more honest anti-white sentiment. I want straight up genocidal anti-white hatred. Do it.

>>40174499

no, if you follow the logic through, the settlers won, so they get to stay, it's the weaker races, like the Maori, that can be eradicated.

it's like it's not normal or anything, welcome to human history

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>>40174347
I am doing my degree in mortuary sciences. Never in my life have I been more excited about cremation.

>>40174451
>>40174486
You can barely even tell from the thumbnail.

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>>40174776
Mirin them tris

>captcha is fucking retarded

>>40174826
That's because of his photoshop gains.

also, check em dubs.

>>40174860
[settings] > check legacy captcha > save settings

now you'll only have to type the words it says in a pic.

>>40174860
>if there are none click skip
Nice reading comprehension

>>40174776
It's a race of trolls, Trump's Hamerica: they're literally turning into an alternative species.

>>40174195
holyshit same.

fucking thought I was losing my mind

>be fat chick
>know I'm not attractive but don't vive a damn
>cause I just don't find any guy worth putting in effort
>realize I'm gay
>now wanna get pretty
>lose 40 lbs so far, gym yoga cardio diet
>new motivation for hair, skincare, fashion, etc
>get nov at "gay friendly" restaurant in hopes of meeting girls
>enter fucking trannies
>also fatties
>primarily give me shit cause they think I'm hetero
>then give me shit cause after they learned I wasn't I turned two down
>no tips ever from this group and they're real shitty about food orders
>order the most complicated drinks during busiest hours on purpose
>send food back over nothing
>bitch for the manager if I don't smile enough
>manager figures fuck em, tells me to tell them he's out or send the bro yet asshole cooks out to fix their shit
>he's banned them somehow from fucking with our yelp reviews like they used to and wants to ban them from the restaurant but worries about making some antitranny shitfest out of it
>fattest shit they'll do is try to get extra free orders and steal food from other nearby tables when I'm not looking
>once one ate a whole plate of wings meant for two, got drunk on a couple pitchers, kept trying to grab my hand anytime I had to walk by and then vomited all over the table
>also first week one of these fucks tried to pull my hair off thinking it was fake and she got ranch in it

I also hate super fat butch lesbos and super fat "bear" gay dudes. I'm only at 160 now so I probably shouldn't be so bitter but I don't get the point of not trying to appear healthy and attractive when gay. If I'm gonna be apathetic and settle for my love I might as well be straight.

>>40171127
Its because everything posted is the same shit from every other thread.

>>40171035
suprising that there are still straight men in the world with most women being this fat and ignorant

>>40175011
post tits

>>40174237
If they don't care about their lives being dignified now, why the hell would they care about their deaths being dignified? As far they're concerned, it's someone else's problem.

https://youtu.be/IW92XMoaNxg

Turns out piggies can't fly

>>40175011
post tits.

also, by nov do you mean job?

>>40173824
this is the day you wish you were a curlbro

>>40175011

>be asian girl
>be normal sized from playing sports and eating right
>never attracted to boys, never dated, never had the girly crush phase of teenagehood that girls have
>realize I'm a lesbian
>can't be out because 'why you make mother cry?' and 'where did I go wrong raising you' is an actual thing that makes me sad
>think to myself, maybe I can date a girl quietly and build up courage.
>my hopes are like snow. They melt the instant they hit wet pavement
>go on a blind date set up by less than helpful LGBT support group
>enter fat lesbo who rants about oppression and patriarchy and how it negatively affects me
>the way she 'sympathizes' with me is condescending as fuck. As though she'll get offended on my behalf but I can't feel offended for my own personal situation or express an opinion
>is amazed that I actually cook my meals everyday and don't go out partying because I want to graduate from university in time
>is amazed I have money but won't spend it on useless shit or drugs
>starts stalking me when I decided not to see her any more after 1 date.
>big brother calls police because he catches her trying to break into my apartment and beats the shit out of her.
>fat lesbo tries to blackmail me by outing me in front of my dad who comes to see if I'm okay.
>dad just punches her in the face, then tells police officer how fat lesbo tried to attack him
>Police believe him and ignore fat lesbo because of unhinged ranting from her
>parents think that fat lesbo was some crazy degenerate homosexual that is trying to sully reputation of well raised proper youngest daughter
>UNFORGIVABLE

I just palm my face in shame, and decided to be celibate for the rest of my life.

I had in fact considered shaving my head and entering a buddhist monastery because of it. Spent 5 months on buddhist pilgrimages, temple life, and exercises before deciding the contemplative life isn't for me. Now my parents think the religious life was my true calling

>>40175249
post tits

>>40175249
>qt thin azn gril
>well behaved and disciplined
>IS LESBO

WHY
I WANT A /FIT/ QT AZN GF
WHY

>>40175011
go be transphobic somewhere else faggot

>>40175249
Don't deprive the world of your body

>>40175292
>>40175295
Fuck you, niggers

>>40175285
Can you endure extremely inquisitive family members who have no sense of delicacy?
Why you have no job?
How much you make a month?
What university you study at?
When you get married?
Why you date asian girl when can date white girl?
Do you know chinese/korean/japanese? How did you meet my niece/daughter?

Great! You maybe able to endure the other half of dating a qt thing azn gril

>>40175324
what's the first half

>>40172617
I'm in the south island and most maoris here are in gangs and act like trash

>>40174198
im american and this is 100% true. trump gives me hope though

>>40171035

I kinda feel bad for her. Her "friends" sound really shitty.

>>40175285
There are plenty of qt thin azn gril out there that aren't lesbo. Just go and find them.
Contrary to popular belief, homosexuality is a minority. 1 out of 10. The rest 9 out of 10 you can fish and see what you get!

I figured out a great way to stop a binge:
I bought bodyfat calipers.
Every time I think about how good ___ tastes and consider eating some, I check my bodyfat. Is 1/3 of my body still fat? Yes? Then no snacks.

>>40171277

>small fats

Gets me every time. The fat community is so continuously hungry that it's begun to eat itself.

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>>40175329

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>>40175324
>Can you endure extremely inquisitive family members who have no sense of delicacy? Yes because I have nothing wrong with me besides taking a year off between high school and college. Also, I'd rather people be blunt and indelicate than beat around the bush and bottle up shit from not asking things they want answers to.
>Why you have no job? Because I am taking a year off between high school and college and want to focus on self-improvement.
>How much you make a month? Forementioned
>What university you study at? ForeForementioned
>When you get married? When I'm 100% sure she's the one and I'm in a stable situation
>Why you date asian girl when can date white girl? Because I despise western whores
>Do you know chinese/korean/japanese? No, but I am fully willing to learn for the sake of your beautiful daughter and her family
>How did you meet my niece/daughter? At the gym

>>40175329
The first part is an insanely cute, tiny, loyal, submissive gf who wants nothing but to please you, will cook you amazing jap/chinese/korean food all of the time, and will appreciate the size of your cock, even if it's small. Also, they aren't whores like western white wimmin (unless theyre westernized of course). Also, theyre naturally beautiful unlike western white wimmin, stay looking young and hot for way longer, and they're smart unlike retarded western white wimmin.

Pic related is like 45 and has had 2 kids and still looks like this

>>40175408
btw i do realize im a lozer but im literally only 19 and haven't completely destroyed my life yet

>>40175249
I get you. Hispanic and Catholic family. At first they were thrilled with my lack of teenage pregnancy that led to college. Now it's talk of therapy and shit. But I'm almost done with uni and the plus side to being from a poor family is they have no money to threaten to cut you off with. And after my last internship when I started sending money to them I think they figure if they're real assholes over this I'll never send them anything and they'll have to rely on my other siblings w no jobs. So they don't ever wanna meet my gf but I'm invited home. Pretty sweet middle ground.

So become a doctor or engineer. Then it'll be that much harder to cut you off. Every family has some minor shameful shit. Better to be the secretly, gay married, doctor daughter than the straight, heroin addict, depressed one.

>>40174130
>>>40174154
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154897/Dead-obese-woman-body-fat-set-building-cremation.html

>>40172515
does this mean you achieved smallfat mode? good work, keep going.

>>40171379
It's shit like this that I've been ink 4chan for 10+ years for.

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inb4 /pol/

>>40175408
You pretty much fail the 'asian interrogation' portion of this test.
That you're taking a year off would send klaxons off in the heads of all the uncles and aunts. That you have no job during this year off marks you as shiftless and lazy.
Also, saying you met an asian girl at a gym will make them wonder if you're secretly homosexual because for some odd reason, weightlifting = buff homo-men in making.

I have no idea why, they don't get that impression if they learn it's a guy who does martial arts or track and field stuff.

>>40175324

I'm dating an Asian girl and her parents were practically falling all over themselves to be nice to me.

In person.

Although I have good reason to believe they're... somewhat less approving of me when I'm not present.

>>40175408
>The first part is an insanely cute, tiny, loyal, submissive gf who wants nothing but to please you, will cook you amazing jap/chinese/korean food all of the time, and will appreciate the size of your cock, even if it's small. Also, they aren't whores like western white wimmin (unless theyre westernized of course). Also, theyre naturally beautiful unlike western white wimmin, stay looking young and hot for way longer, and they're smart unlike retarded western white wimmin.

1. Goddamn wtf. I hope you're saying some of this ironically at least.
2. A lot of them don't just look like children though. They act like children. Like bratty and selfish. It can get old.

>>40174451
adjust the colour slightly so that you can't notice in the thumbnail and you get an A+

>>40175525
I box and know some tae kwon do.
I'm somewhat out of practice but if necessary I could probably beat the teeth out of their uncle.

>>40175249
Just go on tinder, post only pictures of your body if you're anxious about people knowing your face, and wait until you match with someone you enjoy talking to.

>>40173202
They give those cartoon characters the weirdest fucking bodies

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>>40173757
I've seen that picture at least 20 times and never noticed based julias until now my life is a lie

>>40174282
You could replace his face with the tub and no one would be able to tell the difference.

>>40174352
I have hypothyroidism. Got thyroid removed. Feel like shit often because cant always afford mdication. Im at 12% bodyfat with an ffmi of 24.3 this guy is a lazy piece of shit. Fuck him. He can use less money to buy food and pay for medication. I have 2 mortgages wich will be paid off in 7 years so i gota suffer til then.

>>40175489
Shouldn't it be loose anon?

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>>40175567
>meet qt azn girlie
>want to white on rice all over her face
>beat up her family members to impress her

Sounds pretty bulletproof to me m8

>>40174238
Kekked

I'm starting to hate my wife, she's like 30lbs overweight and is one of them fat chick's who loves thier bodies. While I was a fat tub if shit I'm now a normal weight and workout 4x/week.

Is it hypocritical of me to hate in her fatness?

>>40175807
check'em nerd.

you can give me advice on azn qts when you can get dubs on command like me faggot.

>>40175866
Fuck anon
How do I get a qt azn gf with your dubs power

>>40173965
They dont sound like good friends your probably better off without them

>>40175864
This is so common it's practically a cliche.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMB3AC1Q_zg

>>40175554
My mother in law only speaks Japanese so im in the same boat

>>40171035
Hi, my name is Lori and I'm part of the movement to not only tolerate but normalize fat people. you and everyone else in this thread has been hacked

>>40175866
How the fuck did you do that, anon?!

>>40174244
>Being this stupid
>Moari

Yup checks out. The majority of Maori are lazy shits (52%), over 34% of them are unemployed cunts living on the benefit (even with affirmative action out the ass) and all of them have a fucking persecution complex.

These apes signed away the ownership of the country voluntarily, and now cry like they were enslaved for several hundred years. I have only met one Maori fuck that didn't have a massive persecution complex and he hated Maori """culture""' because he saw that it bred failures.

Maoris are what the current day trailer park white nationalists are. They're lazy worthless pieces of shit that do nothing and expect to be respected and honored, despite their failures and the 550+ pounds of weight they varry around, simply because they're Moari.

So fuck you sir, fuck you, you have nothing to be proud of, your race is shit, your history is shit, and your culture is shit. We keep you fuckers around and pretend like we give a shit about things like kapa haka, because it's entertaining to see monkeys dance.

I do prefer you worthless fucks over Aboriginals though.

>>40175088
Dubs of truth.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=NooWsKo1_Oc

Buzz feed bitch trying on spanx

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>>40174119

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>>40174238

>>40176208
>that subtle note of terror in their eyes
it's beautiful

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>>40175020

Is same girl?

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>>40176208

Where do these people come from? I have seen some ugly and weird people in my life but these people are straight out of fucking Hellraiser.

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>>40175249

This is FPH not your fucking blog.

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>>40176116

>Khalorie Drogo.jpg

>>40176255
Too late, have some more blog stuff.
Encounters with wildlife at a Buddhist Nunnery.
>be youngest person at a nunnery
>all nuns decide as the fittest and youngest, I have to do temple maintenance on top of usual temple duties.
>temple maintenance could be simple as getting on a ladder to clear out gutters to actual carpentry work such as putting together tables from spare wood
>after morning wash up and prayers, I head to garden to repair bamboo fencing and clear gutters from roof.
>typically nuns are supposed to take turns on more physically rigorous chores
>mfw they decided that I would do it for them without a rotation during my entire stay
>notice in garden there's a turtle.
>Never seen a real life turtle before, wonder if it's real or fake
>think about this doing work
>give up and decide to see if it's real by taking a ladle of water to splash it.
>turtle is real, it head ducks into shell as water hits it.
>curiosity is satisfied, real life experience level up
>notice that one of the senior nun's seen that I splashed the turtle.
>comes out to garden and walks over to me
>she uses her hand to motion that I need to kneel down to be face to face with her
>little old nun is 5 ft tall
>kneel down, wondering what sort of wisdom of the buddha she is about to share with me
>her merciful buddhist wisdom to me is a dope slap to the head
>more surprised than hurt
>'Apologize to Ten-chan!'
>Nun forces me bow towards turtle and ask for forgiveness for splashing it with water
>can turtles look smug? I swear this turtle looked smug because it brought it head out from it's shell as I was bowing over and over to it in apology
>decide not to admit to nun I didn't recognize the turtle was a real one at first

>>40171035
>tutu
>fancy dress
Can she make up her mind?

>>40176328
>Never seen a real life turtle before

what kind of ridiculously sheltered existence did you have as a child?

>>40176401
An amazingly sheltered life in Canada. I never had seen a turtle in real life. It's just not something you can admit

>>40176404
>Asian living a completely ignorant, sheltered life in Canada
Wow you are a living stereotype, congrats.

>>40176404
holy fuck. like not even in a zoo?

there goes my preconceived notion that terrapins were common enough in the North America that everyone had seen one at one point or another.

>>40175955
at least he's not a delusional fatty, and has attempted to lose weight before and succeeded (until severe back injury)
in his vids explaining his fatness, he gives explanation and reasoning behind it and says they're not excuses, just reasons
he says he knows the weight gives him a shortened lifespan and quality of life, but still hasn't given up
kinda feel bad for him, one of the few non-delusional lards with actual issues in the way, but recognizes that he must pass them anyways

>>40176435
Oddly enough, it's only turtles. I've seen lizards, snakes, frogs, crocodiles and other such creatures but never a turtle. It sounds utterly bizarre but even when I went to the zoo, I don't think I went out of my way to go and see a turtle. I've seen a picture or two, but never an actual real turtle until I was working at the nunnery.

>>40173274

>reddit newfags get angry at oldfags because they know that reddit is the cancer killing /b/, /v/, /a/, /fit/, /tv/, /pol/, /mu/ and /sci/.

>>40176463
>Trying this hard to pretend you're an oldfag

>>40176463
Let's face the facts, newfags are ruining the world

Every time I find out a girl is a lesbian I have a mini "Chasing Amy" bout of melancholy thinking of the love we could have being forever foreclosed because she can't love me. I don't hate gay people but lesbianism just makes me sad, I wish it didn't exist.

>>40176483
I wish I were a lesbian, but I get to keep my penis.

>>40176483
Wrong thread?

>>40176493
This thread went from fat people hate > hating on trans lesbian fatties > random lesbians chiming in, I don't think I'm any more off topic than the rest of them.

>>40176492
nonono, it doesn't work that way

What you can do, is become a lesbian with a vagina.

But your Stand [ROUGH SEX] lets you grow dicks anywhere.

>>40175324
Yes actually i could handle that. Native American families are the exact same lol

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>>40176504
>Stand isn't [Dick in a Box]
C'mon anon, step it up

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>>40176511
>Not knowing about Moon Hooch.

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>>40176504
>>40176511
>>40176526
>my Stand 「DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)」

>>40175752
Someone plz shop image

>>40176536
>>40176526
>>40176511
>>40176504


Jojo nerds need to go.

>>40175525
>weightlifting = buff homo men in making
Well judging by the board we're on they're not totally wrong
no homo

>>40175249
>get husband
>have girlfriend on the side
>don't sex husband because married
You just won.

Or move to Denmark to pursue prosperity and live deranged home life.

I bet a lot of guys wouldn't mind having you as his young pretty wife just for the social signal value while he bangs sloots on the side who are desperately trying to steal his attention.

>>40176208
these cheerleaders are actually kinda chubby compared to the other picture

>>40176574
Nah man, jump into the Jojozone.

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>>40176504
>But your Stand [ROUGH SEX] lets you grow dicks anywhere

>>40176610
I was thinking exactly this.

>>40176610
Could this stand beat 「GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM」 or 「THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN」 though?

>>40174352
when i think of courage i think of boogie2988

>All these Jojo newfags who haven't read Hokuto no Ken

>>40176635
>wasting time on inferior reading material
Thank you, my first lmao in 2017

>>40176635
>not going "ooooohhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" right before you grow a dick and jackhammer your lesbian friend.

>>40176650
>HnK inferior to Jojo
>These are the kinds of people I share this hobby with

>>40176656
>shreiking ATATATATATTATA series in any way better than chest-voice ORAORAORA series
Might need to get your test checked next doctor's appointment

>>40176667
>Jojo is good because le oraora meme
Go back to Naruto faggot

>>40175324
I wonder how they would handle a counter interrogation. Like would they implode if I start asking why they make so little money or why they only have a couple of kids?

Honestly think the key might be to simply out-asian the Asians

>>40174282
Miracle chwip?

>>40176693
>HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE STATUS OF YOUR ELDERS
>(crying on the inside though

>>40176693
>out-asian the Asians
YEAH lol, next you'll be telling me about the SWEET DEAL you got from an Arab.

>>40175608
Wouldn't grindr be better?

>>40176706
It's the same in every culture though. They give you a test to see if you'll let them walk over you, or you'll assert yourself and claim your territory.

Just so happens that asians are more blunt about it.


Don't roll over and show your soft belly.

>>40176341
I think fancy dress is british for costume

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>>40176693
>out-asian the Asians

>Going to meet waifu's family tonight.
>Dressed in normal clothes, no idea how this will go down.
>We get to the door, welcomed inside and whatnot.
>Get to the couch, they sit down and begin questioning me.
>oimlaffin.png
>Close my eyes, focus, breath in and out, then open them.
>Squint my eyes
>Skin turns more pale
>My face becomes a little more devoid of features.
>mathematical calculations go through my head at light speed.
>Normal clothes morph into suit and tie.
>Opening my mouth, I speak with a crisp accent.
>"Well, why is it you only have one chi-"
>The mother begins to scream, my girlfriend is crawling away from me.
>Her father has a katana from wall unsheathed in his hand, yelling at me in japanese.
>I sit there amidst screeching and yelling contemplating why the fuck I tried to LITERALLY out asian them.

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>>40175215
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/craig-cooper/2-reasons-you-dont-want-m_b_7934402.html

>>40175277

>>40175408
Come to Japan, there are decent looking lesbians here.
- Hiro

>>40175864
burn it for fuel.

>>40176255
She was stalked by a fat tub of crisco, it's relevant, you poopoohead.

>>40172515
Buy yourself an L shirt and some nice pants. One day you will fit them. Nothing will compare to those feels.

>>40176463
You forget kiwifarms. It went down and now kiwis have nowhere else to go.

>>40172515
i know this feel.
>Lose 25kgs
>buy new dress shirt(120$)
>looksgood.jpg
>now down over 35kgs
>doesn't fit.
It feels good cos i lost weight but bad cos it was over 100$
This has happened with the pants i bought also.

>>40172544
Im from NZ and that shit is degenerate.
Fucking south islanders man. Like the hicks of America.

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I finally snapped some good photos of this today because the other one that always gets posted has calories and info cut off, so here you go /fit/

>>40176928
>buy new $300 eyeglasses right before I lose weight
>they look pretty great
>lose weight
>head goes from a circle shape to a skinny oval shape
>glasses look way too big, look like a beetle now

Oops. I mean it's still good because I lost all the weight, but oops.

>>40171483
this dude is the most jacked ballet dancer ive seen, and ive seen dozens

kind of makes me want to learn ballet

>>40171153
> put on 80 lbs

kek that's the weight I do on weighted dips. walking around with the weight belt is difficult even though I surely have more muscle mass to assist me than that lady.

it's incredible that someone can put on that much weight and just pretend it's nothing.

>>40171483
>tfw you will never turn as well as this guy

>>40176733
grindr is mostly hookups, also a good way to get a disease

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>>40171379

>>40176945
I will help circulate this contribution. Thank you for your donation.

>>40175011
you sound like a lonely sad fuck

>>40177026
thanks m'lady

>>40176945
Holy Jesus Fuck, is it really that bad? I used to get two of these plus some chips and beer every month for wrestling pay per views.

No fucking wonder I became so fat. I would have been better off eating a stick of butter than my normal binge snacks.

>>40176928
Be glad that $120 feels expensive to you. I've heart 5XL fats complain that they have to pay $30 for a tarp to cover their curves & sugahs. They actually think thirty bucks is too much for a piece of fabric large enough to house an entire clan of boat people.

>>40176959
Ballet is fucking murder if you normally only do football or casual lifting. DOMS for fucking days on end. I dare you to do it.

>>40176945
What's wrong with this?
>t. fatfuck

>>40177071
research the daily values of what you're supposed to have for fat, sugar, etc.

Then look at this then look at what else you eat during the day.

>>40171035
>42G
>good
good one, lardo

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>>40177045
good luck, bro.

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>>40176404
Live in Ontario. Snapping turtle nearly bit the tip of my younger brothers finger off because he tried to pick it up, like an idiot.

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>>40171379
This town ain't big enough for the both of us, pardner.

>>40177047
Yeah it does make me chuckle

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>>40175866

Witnessed

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>>40174342
But but but
Colonialism is evil
Muh noble savages

>>40176945
>Calories: 670
>.67 kcal
>you can literally eat thousands of these and still lose weight

Is this the ultimate cutting food?

>>40176453
nah he's still delusional, every fucking year he brings out a cry baby "wawa woe is me I'm a disgusting fatty" video but has barely tried to change, you don't stop eating correctly because you hurt your back, dudes a ffatty idiot like the rest of them.

>>40177479
yes, please do this for a month and post results.

>>40172232
I think it's fair to say purging (multiple times a day probably) is a lot harder on your organs, particularly your heart, than being 50 pounds or so overweight is. I've been obese, bmi probably 30, had no health/heart issues (to be fair though, I hadn't been that large for very long). At 115 when I was puking multiple times a day, I got chest pains, palpitations, repolarization issues (heart literally quivers between beats), shortness of breath and I was very weak. And that was only a few weeks of purging. Still at the same weight, puking less though.

People really underestimate the danger of bulimia,
It's much more immediately dangerous than being a little overweight. You can easily drop dead from bulimia at any weight. Yes I know you can die from being to fat too but that usually happens once you're very big and you stay like that for a long time. Bulimia however can kill you within just months of starting. You can't assume someone is healthy just because they are a normal weight. I am a smoker, a drinker, and a junkie, and I puke. Yet no one would assume I'm unhealthy because my bmi is 19.8.

And as a disclaimer, no I do not think she's healthy on the right, I think she should lose weight with a healthy diet (Whole Foods, no less than 1200 a day, etc) and exercise.

>>40174244
>Shame on you for your flippant comments and casual racism
>believes himself to belong to a race of 'maori'

It either exists or it doesn't buddy, you can't have it both ways or only applied to white. If it makes any difference you're all brown to me.

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If you wanted the probably hot guys to take their pic with you, all you had to do was eat keto for a while and do some HIIT. Or you could lower your standards and realize you're not entitled to the best of the best all the time.

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>>40175249
>parents think that fat lesbo was some crazy degenerate homosexual that is trying to sully reputation of well raised proper youngest daughter
>UNFORGIVABLE

kek'd

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>>40177479

>>40177479
C not c

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>>40175249
Stop being a dumb gook and do what whitey would do and leave your family behind and never contact them again

>>40177777
Molyneux pls

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>>40177798
YOUR FUCKING LUCKY I DID NOT FUCKING KILL HER
DEFOOOO

tfw I am 180 cm and was 92 kg and am now 85.

will i make it brahs

>>40175011
be strong, you're gonna make it
also try and poison these hamplanets food plz

>>40176581
Danish unmarried guy here would take this deal. I can't tell how i know them, but I do know all the gay spots

>>40176227
>dat filename
kek

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does you mom look like this, fit?

>>40171153

>my body is more comfortable

I hate this excuse. My body is super comfotable with lying in bed all day every day watching movies and eating ice cream. Doesn't mean you should do it.

>>40176945

These things could save half of starving Africa.

>>40175866
Nice, very nice.
But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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>>40178268
>>40178289
Please stop, you are just embarassing yourself.

>>40172306

HOLY SHIT that edematous right calf at 0:27

>>40178372
nah check them now

>>40175249
God bless you in you endeavors anonette.

>>40177777
Nice quints

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>>40175011

Sup lesbro?

All the bears I know are super cool, albeit fat smokers. I specifically go to the gay bear bar because I can't stand SJW trannies at the other fag bars/clubs. This bar then started a first Friday event that brought in the "art" community. Now every first Friday the whole bar stinks like unwashed armpit hair and grundle while these fucking purple lipstick-wearing hogs bump into me. Makes me sick.

>>40178646
Good god that sounds terrifying. This SJ culture backfiring hard

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>>40171379

>>40171277

> small fats
> big fats

I've heard trans fats get even more hate

>>40173757
I'd never seen it all this time

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Less rage.

>>40175011

Hang in there anon, you can make it.

One thing I appreciate about lesbros is that a lot of them (aside from the super fat butch ones) have no problem calling out HAES bullshit and obnoxious fatties. There's a qt out there for you.

>>40172836
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>40176453
He constantly makes excuses. He's like 475 and has the money and support to lose weight any way he chooses. He's just a lazy fat fuck.

Why do some people refuse to eat less or at least clean the junk out of their diet?

I'm disgusted to how I used to eat and yea on a rare occasion ill eat something not the best for me
but I dont make that shit fucking 3 times a week

Plus hommade food is gonna always taste better than takeout especially if you copy chinese food recipes. Takeout flavor with half the sodium and grease

>>40178646
My issues is with the fake bear dudes. Gay dudes that are just really fat but call themselves bear. Mainly from a waitress pov cause fat people are the worst customers.

The head cook is actually a bear dude, he's real nice just gets pissy during real heavy duty hours which fair enough. He helped me get the right form for a single leg deadlift a month back. He used to compete in bodybuilding but after 30 figured fuck it go bear.

>>40171035
Fat women really need to fuck off thinking they have "really great boobs". No, you have two floppy fat deposits that have nipples pointing at the ground when you aren't wearing a bra. Flapjack tit fatties need to die.

>>40173568
I know that feel bruh. I was 15 when that came out. Time is a cruel march and an harsh mistress.

>>40175408
You don't want a girlfriend, you want an ideal that you've constructed in your head that doesn't exist. Grow the fuck up and stop pretending your gook waifu is going to fix your various physical and personal failings.

>>40171379
Well now

>>40175249
Tfw no qt azn monk gf