What does /fit/ smell like?

>>40165670
a big ol' wad of testosterone

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>>40165670
I mostly smell like protein farts

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>>40165670
Whatever I damn well please...

semen

seamen

>>40165670
>cedar, sandalwood, chalk, fresh laundry, cinnamon, celery, and something sweet in the background
i lean towards woody scents for deodorant/cologne, but other than that the rest is kinda my default smell. if i add raw cacao to a brotein shake i can smell it in my skin a couple hours later.
i eat a lotta fruit and green veggies (definitely not vegetarian) so i don't really stink when i sweat.

>>40165670
> The ancient Greeks didn't have soap. They cleaned their bodies by rubbing their skin with olive oil and then scraping it off. Famous athletes would collect these scraping of sweat, dirt, and oil and sell it to rich women as an aphrodisiac.

Do you smell as sexy as a dirty sweaty oily Greek, /fit/?

>take a lung full of armpit
>feel like you just snorted a line of cocaine

I dunno what it smells like but it gives me a pretty darn good woosh.

>>40165670
issey miyake, dark rum ana marijuana

Stale smegma

Studio Ghibli movies and tears

>>40165670
Creed Aventus

>>40165670
I used to smell manly, but ever since I gained some fat (from sugar mostly) and gained a girlfriend, I swear to god my balls smell different and almost like pussy
I have no idea what it is; maybe it's some kind of fucked up VD or something
Anyone know anything about this?

Goats, mostly.

>>40167328
it's your GF's fault. whatever you fuck gets stuck.

>>40165670
sauce?

>>40167366
Might be, but any idea what it is?

Hair gel and old spice
Yes i am a manlet

>>40165670
I smell a little like tomatoes and woodchips, and I'm not even italian.

>>40167391
could be anything from plain yeast to a proper VD. if it doesn't burn or itch you at least don't have to go see a doc about it but if you're bothered by the smell it might be time for a talk about personal hygiene with your gf. might improve both the smell and the taste.

>>40167431
>taste
bruh I ain't getting near that shit until she starts waxing on the reg
>tfw low maintenance gf
At least she buys me protein ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sweat and piss

>>40165670
that's one of the gayest things I've ever seen

Old Spice, coffee and weed

>>40167597
you must be new here, welcome to /fit/

>>40165713
cuck

>>40165713
>mfw i have the exact same razor.

>>40165670
Like dead animal

I smell like vinegar and a man

Depression, coffee and cigarettes.

sex and candy

>>40165670
I always smell of jasmine washing powder because I use it to wash my clothes and it's really strong.

Honestly I've run experiments like not washing my body for a week or choosing not to wear deodorant and literally people haven't noticed.

I remember starting to work out. I smelled so bad. Like ammonia and acid.

How I smell has actually changed a lot. I don't smell like much of anything, anymore. But if I drink alcohol, I definitely notice a really acidic smell the next time I work out. If I eat too much garlic I kinda smell like sulfur, especially when I work out.

>>40165670
old spice, protein farts and alcohol (minoxidil, I'm not an alcy)

>>40167325

I have a bottle too. I never knew how obnoxious the smell was until I smelled it on a older person in a supermarket. It's obnoxiously fruity.

>>40165670
Pure anus and gainz. I'm pretty sure pure anus is the actual scent of gainz

>>40169974
What colognes do you use? I mostly use the ones my gfs have bought me over the years.
Bulgari Aqua
CK One
Ralph Lauren Blue

>>40170045
Creed aventus

>>40165670
>>40165670
Your GF's cunt.

Either Chlorine, the ocean or woodstove(smoke)

Never had any complaints.

when i sweat, weed and coffee and i dont smoke anymore

weird

If you smell of Chanel Blue, Aqua di Gio, One Million, Eau de Sauvage, cool water or Joop then kill yourself

>>40170791
It's the stored up toxins from the weed and coffee finally leaving your skin this is really going to activate your free radicals..

If you really wanna get rid of those toxins though you should try going vegan. It's amazing the smells you excrete while your body cleans itself of poisons, but then you feel amazing.

>>40170836
w-whats wrong with cool water?

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really found my current gf because of this cologne

>be at a party
>had sprayed pic related 2-3 times on my neck
>drinking a small glass of whiskey with my brother in law
>nice techno dance music start playing
>hear a girl saying out loud "woooow who smells so good?"
>look behind
>she looks at me
>"ohhhhhh its u!"
>grabs my hands
>"let's dance!"
>we dance for 3 songs
>ask for her number
>been together for 3.5 months

wear a proper cologne guys

>>40170844
its funny since i am already vegan

guess im still getting rid of toxins

i should also really cut coffee

>>40171296
I'm hyposensitive to perfumed smells, so I would just be a sniveling mess with a throbbing headache.

Not that I'd actually be at a party in the first place so it's all moot.

>>40171350
Fuck you

>that webm
New goal body

>>40171296
Not gonna wear Nazi Cologne, bud

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>>40170433

>>40165670
My sweat smells like rabbit piss sometimes, why is this?

>>40169974
lol you got cucked into a bad batch

16D01 masterrace here

Salty milk and coins.

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>>40165670

>>40165724
>>40165731
salty? yeah that makes sense

>>40165670
nothing much here, I try to keep myself clean and I don't use cologne or any strongly scented washes and things
probably I smell a little like hand sanitizer because I use it all the time and a little like an ashtray because I live with someone that smokes

>>40165708
>1 year
>no loose skin
What the fuck

>>40172399
Her arse is loose and there's no good view of much else, probably for good reason

>>40165670
sweaty balls

>>40165670
Unwashed testicles

>>40165713
> storing cologne in bathroom cabinet

>Tfw head trauma as a baby
>tfw can't smell

>>40168098
This is an enjoyable song.

Tom Ford Noir

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dried up semen and tears

>>40174131
Dewey Cox is that you?

>>40171731
sauce plz

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>tfw gf steals lifting hoodie

abs are gay
you are gay and have eating disorder

is it true >>40175772

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>>40176382
maybe
maybe not

>>40170433
I didn't knew hands had cunts

>>40165713

>Zegna

You have taste, my friend

some musky Frederic Malle

>>40165670
>>40165670

Pure sex

Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YJxs4nFiQN4

>>40176458
Hand me down from my dad. Honestly I'm impartial to it.

One day I'll go on ebay and buy the god scent, aka vintage Ralph Lauren Monogram.

ass sweat desu

Like a burning rubber tyre factory.

T.last night on xtc :Ddd

I think I smell like bad foot odor and I just can't ged rid of it, I think that the problem are my shoes. Have any of you guys experienced this?

>>40177395
Change your shoes?