How often does /fit/ get checked out?

Never

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>>40163463
>For me it is usually 5-10 times a day

Maybe once a day. Im not really fit though

>>40163619
>He says it happens so he must be lying

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>>40163463
it happens a couple times. I'll notice a girls eyes linger a little long every now and then

I notice I get mired when I squat but I'm to autistic to look at other people throughout the day so I assume the number is very low.

>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>company offers good benefits
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but much like OP [>>40163463, >>40163556, >>40163675] im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

>>40163704
>Anyone else have stories like this?
yeah bruh i have a bunch of stories of shit that never happened

I always get asked by girls I talk to "anon do you have a girlfriend?"

Tfw closeted homosexual and fuck pussy.

I mean not fuck pussy..

>>40163463
>>40163556
>>40163675
>He
Fuck off samedyel. Fall in line and hit the sticky newbitch.

>>40163704
>6 weeks
>thinking you've made any noticeable progress.

Pretty much every time I walk into a classroom at work. I am a technician for my local district and all female teachers have the hots for me

>>40163704
> talks about money
> can't talk to girls

Obvious autist, despite the fact that your bank account = apparently filled

see >>40163715

>>40163463
You mean like someone looking in your direction?

I wear a cowboy hat in the city, so everyone checks me out.

>>40163463

My insurance only pays for once a year, what on earth do you have that lets you go that often?

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>>40163463
My body quite a bit, then they see my face

>>40163715
>>40163726
>>40163740
newfags

>>40163463
bout a trillion

>>40163463
Better lose the autism because your looks go with age getting those qts is gonna be an uphill battle without making a 6-7 figure salary