I really miss the old humor threads
can they make a comeback?
dumping what i've got (last time i visited /fit/ was around 1,5 years ago)
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>>40159565
h
GUHUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH IF I WANTED LE HYUMOR I'D LOOK AT UR ONE REP MAX HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH
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>>40159716
hj
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>>40159565
Does anyone have the post that does something like:
>"want to look like Tyler durden, what do?"
>"the woman replies: we charge $$ for membership monthly"
>"I say two thousand and twelve, charging $$ for gym membership costanza.jpg"
Pls respond
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>>40159958
>you're really pretty, you must wear a lot of makeup
>>40159958
this was about it. deleted some and others just arent as funny as I tought
>>40159905
I don't get this one
>>40160082
no gf
>>40160087
ahh
thanks, brah
Might as well post this classic
>nobody has posted the best yet
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>>40159719
audibly kekked or nice
>>40160128
Thats some top tier focus and priorities right there
>>40159593
The best
still waiting for the shit after leg day meme haha i love that one
>>40160310
what is this meme
>>40159685
one of my favs
>>40159648
chloe moretz looks like THAT?!
>>40159763
This one made me kek
>>40159876
>pls respond
>>40159974
Oh sweet Jesus, tell me this is not a meetup,
>>40160681
no
Does anyone have that greentext that meme'd cardio kills gains to the extreme? That he went everywhere in a wheelchair and demanded to be carried up the stairs and stuff so he could do his one rep max squat
>>40160763
Is everyone on psychedelics here?
>>40159672
>never improve
gets me everytime
>>40159974
that last guy's pants gets me every time
this one right here
Post ur beefcake name :^)
>>40159942
>Socrazyzz
kek
>>40161496
> Fist Blowfist
Wow
>>40161496
>Thick Chunkhead
Well now
>>40161361
I never understood how people manage to fuck up this bad in social situations. You either play dumb or be brutally honest.
You can use "I don't know, I'm too stupid" to pretty much most situations like that.
>>40161496
>Blast Blowfish
lel
>>40161496
THICK DEADLIFT
H
I
C
K
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>>40159591
You could make a fucking sitcom out of all these kinds of greentexts
The autistic adventures of Anon
>>40161792
Modern day "Tales from the Crypt".
It would be hosted from basement by 30 year old virgin neckbeard.
>>40159565
I remember stuff like this would get attacked by thread nazis spamming
>not /fit/-related
>>40161496
Buff Rockgroin
hawt
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>>40161496
>Smash Plankchest
Very nice
>>40161496
Slap Chunkhead
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>Trunk Plankchest
>>40161496
Crud Chunkhead
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>Blast Beefknob
>>40161792
>not watching workaholics
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>>40162036
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>>40162132
No, no, no, just stop it please, nobody cares.
>>40159606
is this 120kg and he's struggeling at the second rep?
And those guys dare to make a video
>>40161496
>Slam Hardmeat
>>40159719
Laughed pretty hard at this one.
>>40162203
Fuck off
>>40159648
Was she waist training
>>40161496
Thicc Squatthrust
>>40159719
fucking kekd
>>40162202
I don't know how many times I've read this, I still cri evrytiem.
>>40161496
Fridge McLargeHuge
>>40161496
Fuck my shit up senpai
>>40161496
Punch Hardpec
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>>40162461
Tear Ripslash
MST3K bros...
>>40161496
wbme
>>40161900
I'm fucking crying
>>40161752
Hey Chris, how are ya buddy. Haven't seen in you in the gym lately
Well, this used to be my favorite until I read >>40162202
>>40162461
Me too!
>>40162597
I feel so dumb, I just realized he is making fun of squatz
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>>40159725
ervery tiem
>>40161496
SMASH HARDMEAT COMING THROUGH
>>40162640
holy shit you're right anon
I always imagined the scene as the guy trying to balance the bar with his neck and running around the gym trying not to drop it by sitting somewhere
I'm literally fucking retarded
>>40161496
>Buck SquatThrust
gay porn career confirmed
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>>40161496
rolling
ok step aside summer
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>>40161496
>Smash Hardmeat
Goddamnit
>>40162849
1/3
>>40161496
BLAST CHUNKHEAD COMIN THROUGH
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2/3
>>40159763
old skool meme
>>40162873
3/3
>>40162873
CAN'T STOP KEKKING
>>40159685
gets me everytime
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>>40159719
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>40162909
kinda /fit/ kinda /x/
>>40161496
buck rockgroin
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>>40159593
KEK!
>>40159672
To be fair the white woman's kids are way more aesthetic than those lil' nigglets.
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>>40161496
BLAST DEADLIFT
>>40159693
I lol'd
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>>40159774
Kipping kek.
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>>40159905
>IKTF
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>>40162710
same here
i saw this a fuckin 1000 times what's wrong with me
>>40163048
I'm gonna stop now, you don't deserve these
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>WHOA NELLY
Never ever fucking fails
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>>40163062
actually laughing
>>40161496
rolling
>>40161496
>Bold SlagCheek
anyone have the pic of a guy laughing at bodybuilders and oly lifters, but then sees a fat powerlifter deadlifting and calls it beautiful?
>>40163171
I think I get your joke kek
also >>40161496
>Hack Slamchest
>>40159838
kekked at the snsd
>>40161496
Zap Beefknob!!
>>40162786
>live turd
>>40161496
Bulk Beefknob. That's actually fucking alpha
>>40162795
Fucking lost lol
>>40163062
Fucking gets me every time
>Poseidon had been angered
>portal to the milk dimension
Anyone have the spatter of patter something's something dripping from an awning. Damn it's been a long time.
>>40159719
haven't laughed this hard in a month
>>40161756
wtf same though
>>40163062
>it's alright
>>40159763
Ya got me.
>>40163062
>WHOA NELLY
Every goddamn time, I swear to god
>>40162540
Really do sounds like cheesy 80s action movies name
>>40161496
Smash McRunfast
>>40160843
Sometimes
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>TFW SMASH HARDMEAT
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>>40162540
Bob Johnson...wait
>>40161496
Fuck it
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>Slam Hardmeat
Nice
>>40161496
Fist Rockgroin
>>40159593
holy keks
>>40162950
I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.
>>40162916
Oh how I wish this were real
>>40162816
So...did she see it?
>>40164097
>not believing
and that is why you fail
>>40159763
lost
>>40161496
Smash Chunkhead
>>40161496
pls
>>40164277
Smash Side-Iron
>>40159763
lost
>>40162947
They're not.
>>40162202
fuck, my sisdes
>>40163048
lol holy fuck
>>40162806
I don't know why but this one made me laugh so hard I started crying and now I can't breathe through my nose.
>>40160763
Oh man I haven't read that in a while. I'm dying.
>>40159593
some say hes still walking to this very day
>>40162881
I fucking kid you not I just shit my undies from laughing.
>>40159716
Someone should "stabilize" the gif on him
>>40161496
>slam deadlift
But that's so rude
>>40162947
except they're not you dumb fuck
>>40161496
Blast McRunFast
>>40165206
Lost it at Slavic chair
>>40161496
dgddsfxvxvvcxxvccxv yeeeeeeeee
>>40162936
>he WTFs hard and bolts to the door to check toilet
Plausible/10 would bolt
>>40165259
gotta keep your back straight man
>>40159659
never fails to make me laugh
>>40161496
Thick Rockgroin :^)
>>40161496
blue cheese or go fuck yourself
>>40161496
.t Anon
lads yeahhh
>>40162202
I've been looking for this forever
>>40162202
this killed me
>>40165259
sauce?
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>>40165736
ghost in the shell
>>40162881
God I remember the Vitamin Avenger saga, holy shit.
I have been here far too long.
>>40165762
jesus. same.
anybody remember Redwood? i don't have any of that generation's /fit/ on this comp
>>40159672
Wasn't it exposed this cunt photo shopped her images or something
>>40159740
First time I've lost to one of these
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>>40165785
I do, but I don't have any caps or anything.
I miss the old days.
>>40165752
> when you nut but she keep sucking
>>40162202
what the fuck did i just read? that is a literal fucking autist
>>40159740
>thecapedcrusader.jpg
>>40161496
Slam Slamchest
>>40163062
WHOA NELLY
>>40159838
>manlets
>>40161496
pls be chad
>>40161496
Smash Hardmeat
kek
>>40165430
hahaha i don't know why i always laugh at those fucking "maximum image size" pics.
>>40165752
Looks like a good way to tear one of their fucking shoulders out.
>>40162992
oh fuck ahaha
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>>40165206
lost
>>40163171
we should've made Gymstuck
>>40159702
taking two scoops of creatine
>>40161496
Buck hardmeat
>>40161496
Thick Deadlift
brehs
>>40159858
I'm so not racist that for a full 10 seconds, I thought this was depicting an assisted suicide.
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>>40159905
...wut?
>>40160128
kek, that'd be me if I was a reasonable distance from the crash and other people were handling it desu. Why stop and lollygag if everything's covered?
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>>40161496
Thick Side-Iron
sounds about right
>>40159782
>I need to deadlift myself
Got a hearty kek out of this one
>>40166252
That or you're just stupid
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>>40162816
Original thread:
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/20466225
Update (kinda lackluster desu):
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/20645983
>>40159889
>SpyVsSpy reference
Haven't seen that shit in forever
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>Buff Beefknob
laaaaadieeeeeees
>>40159659
Holy fuck, all them little niggas lookin like cid from ice age
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>>40166279
>>40166283
What possess a man to have such a negative view on life?
>>40160128
Those guys are going to make it
>>40166359
Spending years on internet forums like the misc and redpill
>>40166257
theres no g and f letters
>>40160128
>women drivers
>>40163006
> I'm blind, not deaf.
> I grow impatient.
> Are there demons nearby?"
> You dare speak to me?"
> Hardly a challenge.
> You will regret approaching me.
> None may challenge me!
>>40162640
Don't worry, you're still dumb. It's clearly making fun of curlbros, not squats.
>curl rack
>25 reps per set
>doesn't know what squats are
>>40160843
I am currently, yes.
>>40162721
Same
>>40161496
Bulk Side-iron
>>40159740
Not the gains goblin we deserved,
>but the gains goblin we needed
>>40161496
Whip squatthrust
Fuark
>>40161496
Zap deadlift
>>40166435
I kek'd
>>40166379
holy shit that's obscure, thanks
>>40159782
Why wouldn't this work?
>>40161452
Oh god
>>40166257
Lurk more
>>40159958
>"Wow anon you must lift a lot"
>Guess I'm just a lucky guy
>>40161496
THICC ROCKGROIN
>>40165259
>tfw scarjo will be neither naked nor ripped in the remake
>>40166334
por que no las dos?
>>40162202
Holy fuck what is this autistic shit
>>40161496
roll
>>40167281
fuck i am stupid
>>40161496
Crud McLargeHuge
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>Whip Chunkhead
wat
>>40161496
Roulleir
does anyone have "air jordans.png" ?
>>40160763
> I have no brother
Every fucking time
>>40159905
This one took me awhile
>>40161496
> Buck Thickneck
I am not sure if this is good or bad.
>>40160843
No, and something to consider with these greentexts is if something like
>>40160763
actually happened it definitely would have made the news. The majority of the crazy greentexts are just funny short stories that anons come up with and decide to post. It's fun to pretend they are real though.
>>40161496
>Punch Deadlift
>>40167127
for every reaction there is an equal reaction
when we lift a barbell up, tthere's a force pushing downwards to put normally we stand on the ground so it doesn't matter.
stand on the barbell there's the force of you lifting and the equal force pushing down onto the barbell so it doesnt move
>>40162202
HELP I DONT UNDERSTAND
>>40160843
>datura
>psychedelic
pleb
>>40159719
The absolute balls on this man
>>40162905
These fuckers dont learn
>>40162977
>gains through the roof
Gets me every time
>>40162894
Lord
>>40159685
>NICE GYNO FAG
Lost it
>>40160134
wow anon you are so right. How could we have forgotten such a masterpiece
>>40161496
Smash plankchest confirmed
>>40159565
Does anyone have the comic where a lanklet finds a manlet in public?
>>40166356
why would you think that's spelled with a 'c'
>>40161496
>Buck Deadlift
Alright
>>40161496
gotta roll for this one
>>40168379
you don't have a name?
>>40166340
doing gods work
>>40166298
Lost it at the horse race
>>40161496
>Buck Deadlift
>>40167353
this is fucking gold
>>40167651
this
>not knowing what deliriants are
it's almost like if you wanted to intoxicate yourself with heretic witchcraft miasma
>>40161496
Oh yeah watch me
>>40161496
Chunk Slamchest
How the fuck am I the only Chunk so far? I thought E was the most frequently used letter in the alphabet.
still pissed this hasnt made it into a comic
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>>40161496
Buff Slamchest
Wow i haven't seen most of these in a long time. Gives me fuzzies inside
thread I laughed the hardest at.
>>40168860
haha i remember this one
>>40168301
Probably Final Fantasy
>>40161496
rollin for Largemeat
>>40169904
You should read before you "roll" like a dumbass
>>40161496
Smash Slamchest
>>40166359
You sound London?
Are you London?
If so eat a fat dick plz