Anyone else making /ComfyGains/ this morning?

>>40155204
My wife is the master of /comfygains/
>every day she's off
>turns on netflix
>grabs 462625 blankets and pillows
>lays with cat
>asks me to get her refills and things from upstairs

I really grew bored of laying down with blankets and watching tv. Now i work out / go out with friends without her and she's actually getting of the couch every now and then. Are all women this fucking lazy? Holy shit. When we were dating and engaged, she at least exercised and had interests outside of tv

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>>40155418
>falling for the wife meme
This is what they do now. She's getting fatter too right? Get /fit/ and leave here get a gf that looks like young ellen page before she went dyke.

>>40155418
Kek. My ex did a similar thing. She did loads of cardio and as soon as she had me she stopped doing it and ate pizza 4 days a week.

>>40155204
>wake up
>sun is shining
>keep lying in bed
>do neck curls until I can't feel my neck anymore

GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIING!

>>40155418
Zoz. She got you know she doesny have to front as this spectacular being for your attention

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HOW DO I GET COMFY GAINZ