>be me
>first mire from anything 5+/10
>matched on tinder other night
>chatted
>I went to gym today, BJJ just finished (it's 8:30pm here) so i am fair tired
>baked as fuck
>has now asked me to go over to her house
>now
>i am sperging out and dont know what to do
what the fuck do i do guys. I don't want to go over there baked as fuck.
>>40154506
how much did you smoke?
I would just go anyway and bring weed over. Say, "Sorry, I'm kind of high right now because I didn't expect to be going anywhere tonight." She'll probably laugh about it and you guys will get down to fucking. It's really not a huge deal.
>>40154506
нac нe дoгoнят
like three joints. >>40154635 it's just fucked with me hard cos i did two hours of open mat rassling before I got stoned, so it's like a ton of bricks.
>>40154643
I asked earlier cos I smoke weed on the reg, and i wanted to see if she was down, but she isn't.
Update:
I said I can't come over tonight, but I will tomorrow, and she didn't reply for like, ages, then finally said yeah we can do?
so idk. i'm not even that good at sex, so i am not overly keen anyway.
any pro tips to be good at sex?
>>40154693
It's not because I am a /fit/izen and it's fit related because it's my first mire where she's overtly thirsty. it's fitness related, m80, relax.
>>40154653
this cyka blyat
>>40154685
>any pro tips to be good at sex?
Don't ask her for permission, just do what you want. When you change positions, don't crawl to her - just grab her legs and pull her towards you. Slap her, choke her, pull her hair. Call her a dirty bitch or something else you heard in porn. As you cum, yell "I fucking hate you mom!"
>>40155301
> not yelling BOMBOKLAAAAA while cumming
no idea dude
have a good one
>>40154506
>has now asked me to go over to her house
Are average women that easy?
I remember taping the MTV music video awards one year when tatu kissed on stage, I jerked it to that video at least 20 times. Jerking to vhs was a chore. Kids today have it so easy.