Is health still /fit/?

>>40154488
You that german surgery with the greentext story about the obese guy that died?

>>40154502
Nope. I am from East Eu. Have enough horror story... Kinda the normal on 4chan.

>>40154488
Are Biologists allowed here?

>>40154566
please tell stories

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>>40154488
Do you have any stories regarding steroid users?

>>40154566
please tell.

>>40154566
Please do not tell. Your English sucks and you are from a 3rd world country. You are a "doctor". Let me guess, Poland?

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>tfw scrub tech for surgeons who don't enjoy bants
>tfw they are all Mormons who want to recruit me

>>40155009
go back to /pol/

>>40154929
>>40154946
Starting with an easy one.
Pediatrics stage. The doctor on-call had to examine a kid with some sort of inflammation at his genital area...after a detailed medical history of the little boy (6-7 years old) and questioning the mother and grandmother who were with him...That the ladies=mom and grandma were blowing in his fking pee hole...because they read it grows the penis later on...and that caused infection of the urinary tract.

>>40154934
No stories.But heard people going to endocrinology for hormone re-balance.

>>40154488

I thought you guys weren't allowed to banter anymore because patients keep sneaking hidden cameras/microphones into the O.R? Like fuck them. You're doing an incredibly stressful job and if talking shit about your body while they cut into it relaxes you, I say have at 'er.

>>40155898

Fuckin' lol.

>>40155898
Shitty

>>40155941
>i don't have a pic of this so i dwled one.

in pic related the red frame is a field that separates the head(where anesthesiology works and puts him in a state similar to coma) from the body (where we surgeons{except neuro-surgeons} work).

So he is asleep.And they can't sneak cams/microphones since it is a room where the public don't enter..not even all medical staff is allowed there.

>>40155898
it totally works, thank your mom from me

>>40155898
I'm sorry but this is fake.
Blowing your sons peepee so it get's bigger?

>>40156036
I don't want to make you believe.
The mom read that.The young doctor was shocked. But most of the time it is not hot porn with the nurse/patients ....you just wonder why people are so stupid and why we stop natural selection.

>>40155082
just because they start with the same first letters doesn't mean every Polack is a viewer of /pol/

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Look another example at medical wonder.
It is not from my country.It made the news so you can check it.

Pic related is a woman who had a fetus inside for 30 years...that is why you see it on the picture(picture shows calcified structures=bones)

1/2

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>>40156084
2/2 this is the "baby" surgically removed.

>>40155898
Holy fuck. What kind of gypsy wizardy was at play here? Please go on.

>>40156013
>>40155941
i am sorry. i can't upload the picture right now....But if you look at the OP picture you can see in the right side that the green "blanket" it goes up 90° that is the "separation field"

>>40156084
>>40156092
Is this Stillborn or Unborn?

>>40155009
t.russian

>>40156137
it is dead

How do you enjoy the surgery life? I want to become one.

>>40156109
pediatrics doctor in a hospital was banging a 17 y.o 9/10 (he liked younger babes, here lies the reason becoming a pedi doctor) ...they basically had an affair. Girl gets smart and tries to blackmail him. He throws her from the 4-th floor of his house. At hospital she tried to play the rape card and she refused thus was thrown...but it was medically proven she was not raped. Wife left him after this. He was suspended.

>>40156137
Stillborn is when the mother gives birth to a dead baby.
Unborn is when the baby is already dead inside of the mother.

The baby is not only dead...its made of bone-like structure.

>>40156197
Depends very much.Where you do it and what kind.

It did on-calls and training since year one. I didn't like the detective work(internal medicine) and i was skilled with my hands so it was not a hard choice for me.

Depending on the country there are different specializations. I like the general surgery-which in my country treats everything in the abdominal area pertaining of the Gastro-intestinal tract. and the Thoracic surgery which deals with what is behind the ribs except heart and the arteries+veins.

You can find something you like for sure.But consider this...and consider well. It will cut your life. You will not have outside social life..meaning you will have friends from hospital or conferences only. You work a lot. Sometimes 36-48 hours. You will have little time for yourself (this depends on the specialization e.g. there are doctors that work 6 hours a day and make 5 figure in euro)

It has enough downsides so you should do this if you really like it. But surgery life is nice.
Also the gym helped me ..in the surgery you must sometimes hold the leg how the main surgeon likes for 20-25 mins and its fking heavy if you don't lift. Good luck

>>40156013
>>40156115

I wasn't talking about the pic. It was on the news that some chick sneaked a camera into the O.R in her hair extensions or some shit and the operating team were talking shit about her hideous body. They played the recording she got. Fuckin' lol.

Here's an article about it: http://www.fox26houston.com/news/112860446-story

>>40156653
What a fking country... :|
Well i don't talk about patients that way or ever heard such thing(no insult was in the news...) we mostly talk about what we do or how bad it is.

>hernia
>terminally ill

Fking mongrels. And i taught my country sucks.

And if the staff simply tucked the hair in cap, they would not had this problem.

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Member when the board was called "Health and Fitness", not just "Fitness"?

>>40156282
>there are doctors that work 6 hours a day and make 5 figure in euro

I'm a first year med school student. What specializations are "easy" like that? In my country it is jokingly said that being a general practitioner in some bumfuck town is the easiest job but you have to endure retarded patients all day every day.

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>>40157083
yeeeah i memba

>>40157143

Thing is he was head of department. Ophthalmology.

By any chance..East Europe?

Anesthesia resident here

Stop blaming us for everything, thanks

>>40156202

unbone

>>40155898
>claims to be a doctor
>refers to the urethra as the "pee hole"