How do i achieve bog mode?

>>40152868
Face gains

You don't become one, you're born one.

Who are these abos.

>>40153153
need a brief briefing?

>>40153153
desire a fast summary?

>>40153372
>>40153379
Yeah could I get a quick rundown on these guys?

>>40153641
>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>This ingenious development proved to be the last piece in the puzzle of time travel
>This lead to the design and construction of the first time machine through a joint effort between the twins, lockheed and the CIA; an agency they control.
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Bogdanoffs
>So is Hillary
>The Bogdanoffs had a puppet president whichever way it went

nobel prize laureate is a good starting point

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can /fit/ help stop the bogs?

>>40154346

They're a force for good. You have nothing to fear.

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>>40154406
ha, nice try igor

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>>40152868
oh shit it's the tap brothers, they're notoriously wanted in the omniverse

>>40152868
can somebody give me a quick rundown on this meme?

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>>40153641
Here is your fast summary:

>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>In contact with aliens, we think it might be several species
>Have psychic powers, see this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU)] [Embed] [Embed] and also this one at around 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8) [Embed] [Embed]
>Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
>Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
>Rothshields bow to the Bogdanoffs
>Learned fluent French in one week
>Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron but fair fist
>Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
>Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
>The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
>He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>Own Nanabot R&D labs around the world
>You most likely have Bogdabots in your body right now
>Brothers have said to have IQs of 200, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects

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can't ZOG the BOG

>>40152868
Invest about a million dollars in plastic surgery to make your face look like a shitty puppet.

Also why are you faggots forcing this meme so hard?

>>40152868
why are they so fucking ugly, are they aliens?

>>40152868
post yfw you realise that in serbo-croatian BOG means GOD

>>40155157
It means the same in Russian, "bog" is god and "dan" is a participle equal in its meaning to participle "given", so Bogdanov can be translated as "Given by God (to mankind)".
But it truth they are two business retards who own a bunch of shit and are too afraid to get old so they pump copious amounts of money in plastic surgery which in turn pumps copious amounts of silicon and other chemicals into their faces. Oh and their PhD papers seem to be shitty and fake, check out wiki article on that matter.

>>40153372
Their Wikipedia page makes no mention of their deformity, which is honestly their most salient characteristic now. JIDF confirmed?

>>40153728
this is like chuck norris facts but shittier. Did you gave up spamming this shit on /pol/?

>>40155193
Do not listen to his lies

>>40155314
Bogor pls leave

Plastic surgery x 5 to failure

>>40152868
get some sick hair spray

bogda bogda bogdanove

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>>40153153

want a speedy cheatsheet?

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BOW to me

>>40153124
>MUH GENETICS

bullshit asshole you're just to lazy to mew

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Actually met one of them, they don't live too far so you can see them when hanging in Paris. I'm 6.2 for comparison

>>40152868
why are you autists spamming these mentally ill uggos everywhere? fuck you

>>40154346
Noone can

The Bogs are eternal