Do girls get the protein braps?

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>come closer, Anon...

The brap meme is a meme because girls don't actually fart

>>40150955
This image is making me really really really angry

>>40150969
Lonely KHV here. Is this true?

>>40150955

Yes, we do.

And yes, they're utterly fetid.

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>>40151020
PLS BE IN

L O N D O N

>>40150981
During the day, yes, they try the hardest to hold it in. When they fall asleep, a true inferno is unleashed. It's sometimes worth to move your ass and sleep on the couch.

>>40150981
Like once a day or something like that.

Does taking protein make you fart more or is it just the smell?

>at bar with gf while on vacation.
>we both get wings and a pint.
>go back to the room to give her the ol tussel.
>she braapp.
>almost vomit and had to step outside.
>she's embarrassed and no longer wants to tussel.
>go to sleep after room clears.

The moment your gf farts you veiw her in such a new way

>>40151406

They don't do that

>>40151057
Smell

>>40151037

This.

Mine farts herself awake.

>>40150966
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>40151020
pls brap on me

>>40151418
I once slept spooning with my gf and woke up because I felt something warm, like wet warm, in my crotch. I honestly thought she had shat herself but it was just a fart.

>>40151418
She's not your property, shitlord.

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>>40152791

skeleton here

A few months ago, I started to drink a smoothie before bed for calories. It's a very basic smoothie. Just fruit (usually strawberries and/or bananas), oats, milk, peanut butter, almonds and some olive oil.

I went from not farting much at all to having loud, smelly as fuck farts all day long. There have been days where I have woken up and let out the loudest, smelliest fart I can imagine. I think it has also kind of messed up my poops, now they are a

I think it may just be the frozen fruit, because I used to eat a bowl of oats milk and peanut butter every night and never had problems.

I can't tolerate this anymore.