YOUR MOST CRINGEY MOTIVATION

>>40149798
She got nice feet

>>40149847
Indeed she does. I forgot her name but I requested she do this pic. She was posting on /feet/ in /soc/.

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Greek and Roman epic poems.
I lift to be able to carry my father out of a burning city on my back. Not even joking.

>>40149905
You can see the guys balls

>>40149915
Jeez that's epic af. You'll probably never do that though, will that bother you?

>>40149940
That's an upper thigh wrinkle, silly

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>>40149905
>>40149940

>>40149798
My bbw room mate wanted to fuck me really bad during my bulk (peaked at 189 like 28%bf), but i felt like shit and started cutting hard core. She hates "skinny" guys so the more negative comments i get from her the better i know I'm looking

>>40149956
I don't mind. But I highly, highly recommend the Iliad and the Aeneid to anyone on /fit/, both are top-tier inspiration that're a hell of a lot more intense than you'd expect them to be.
In the Iliad, for example, Achilles gets so pissed off at one point that he starts slaughtering Trojans in a river to the point that the god of the river politely asks him to please do it somewhere else because he clogged it with their corpses. He says no and kills more Trojans anyway. The river god tries to drown him but Achilles just outruns the river.
In the Aeneid, there's one section where Aeneas' people are having funeral games. One of them is a boxing competition with first prize being a big bull. After the winner knocks the runner-up out and they drag his unconscious body away, he complains that the guy was too big of a pussy for the fight to be hard, punches his new bull in the forehead, and kills it instantly. Then they eat it.

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>>40149847
yeah she does

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>>40150083
My nigga.

Wish /feet/ wasn't so slow, or /soc/ in general. I thought it was just slow with the season, but it's been about a year since the glory days

>>40149905
is this what happens when I reach 1 plate bench?

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The cringiest thing I do isn't a pic, it's making mixtapes that blend workout music with vocals from /fsa/ on /soc/ where I had girls talk about how they need a big strong stud in their lives. Shit motivates me like nothing else.

My gf started going to the gym and is developing an extremely nice ass, so i was like fuck it I wanna look good too

>>40150146
vocaroo.com/i/s0CAnKkogLFV

>>40150160
U want a nice ass?

>>40150067
Myths from that era are great but they don't compare to the actual historical insanity. I forget the details but basically Rome is surrounded and under seige, so one soldier sneaks out at night and starts slaughtering the invading army. After killing 60+ enemies he's finally captured and dragged before the invading general. Dude breaks free from his bonds, grabs a sword and then CUTS OFF HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING ARM, looks at the general and says something to the effect of: "you may outnumber us 10 to 1, but I'm the least crazy person in there". The invaders left.

>>40150169
Yes, I also want a nice chest, nice arms, nice legs, and a solid, strong core and back.

>>40150016
>28%bf
nigger, that's not a bulk, that's just gluttony

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>>40150184
Does your girl motivate you? If so, how?

>>40149905
do i need a home gym? or can i just go to my gym and do this?

>>40150194
wtf i love latinas now

>>40150162
woah, that may be the cringiest thing ive ever listened to.

>>40150194

whats this from

>>40150211
She is very athletic (volleyball etc), so she already has a great body, but she has started going to the gym and eating way better so she has begun to look even better. I guess my motivation is just to look good for her because she is working hard and likes looking good for me.

It's funny because a lot of people start lifting because they want to lose weight and get a gf, but I'm a skelly and I started lifting because I want to gain weight and keep my current gf.

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>>40149798
Not really motivation but some times when I run I place myself in imaginary scenarios like a medieval battle or being chased by aliens or something especially if the music im listing too fits.

Its my most autistic secret.

>>40149798
Losing weight will make my cock more noticeable.

>>40150278
Funny thing is, when I first posted it on /fit/ and /soc/, I was getting literally dozens of requests to make more. I'm working on volume 2 now, the struggle is that there's a shortage of girls who contribute vocal recordings to the threads. I'm about 50% done.

>>40150280
Jax Slayher and Kylie Rose for Don't Break Me.

>>40149905
>Amia Miley
Good taste shame she's not /fit/ anymore

>>40150067
Shit, that's epic as fuark. Will definitely read the Illiad

>>40150304
That's actually cool. I'm a fatty so not running yet cuz of knees, but I'll do that when I do a stair workout next.

>>40150311
Mine too. I'm 100 lbs overweight so my average cock looks like a baby dicklet when soft.

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>>40150349
cheers

>>40150162

This is genuinely embarrassing.

>>40150304
I thought I was the only one that did this, feels nice to find out I'm not. I do it in the gym too, pretend I'm training for something fantastical

>>40150209
I started at 165. Im at 152 now around 18% now if i had to guess. She fucming hates me now.

>>40150179
Achilles did that?

>>40149932

Kanpai to following our dreams fellow pirate

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>>40150146
aw fuck yeah I remember the glory days of Mistress Vayntrub

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>>40150584
Vol. 2 on it's way, senpai-o.

Reading Berserk

>>40150146
jesus fuck why

I want the cardio and the muscle to fuck my gfs brains out. I need better stamina lads

>>40149940
Same thing in half of /cbt/ pics

>>40150632
Also Im going to be bald in my 30s most likely so i should make up for it with a good body and be an epic beard man possibly

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>>40150632
Listen to >>40150162
Seriously. Almost all the vocals are talking about girls needing a man who's fit because of the endurance.

one weird thing that motivates me is people walking to the gym in the cold (not actually in the gym, but in front of it, about to enter)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O31GzNwKdxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWnszxkCfg

>>40150179
Implying that story isn't a myth

>>40150567
No, Achilles was Greek. Very old Greek to the point that even if he was a real person his life is too mixed with myth to know real details about him.
I don't know where that story came from. Rome had a shitton of historians many of whom are notorious for blatantly making shit up (especially to make living emperors look better or dead emperors look worse), but its actual history was crazy enough for it to possibly be true. Who knows

>>40150702
Is it true being cold raises test?

>>40149905
name of girl? looks like a T H I N N dani daniels?

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>>40149798
I save videos/pictures of cute girls on my phone that I look at in between sets (no racy stuff, just girls that are pretty)
It feels pretty pathetic but I also currently bench 295 and squat 410 so I think it works

Example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6hYxJhBFs

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>>40150757
>cute
>white weeb with makeup trying to look asian

Choose 1.

>>40150775
It's my thing man lay off

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not even cringe but very inspiring

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Honestly, I lift and swim as part of training to become a vigilante. When I'm having a hard time working out, I use the images of Batman and Nightwing to push me through telling myself I should be like them. In a few months, I intend on signing up for martial arts classes as well as working on conditioning for maneuverability.

I've also been studying various subjects to help me succeed once I start doing the real work in a couple years' time. Electronics and computer systems studies to develop tools and techniques to help and keep my personal affairs hidden. Low-level materials science and kinesiology to develop my weapons and armor. And so on.

I've brought this up before, and been called straight up autistic, but it's this plan that keeps me from just killing myself

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>>40150839
>not even cringe

>>40150851
You're not the only one.

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I just want a big girl to cuddle with.
Is that too much to ask for?
Is that too much to workout for?

I want my friends to feel like small faggots who are jealous of me.

>>40150857
I knew I wasn't the only one, but most people leave it at the fantasy, and those that go about patrolling the streets tend not to have as insane a commitment

>>40151013
Do you watch those youtube vids of real life vigilantes?

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>>40150894
god I love femdom.

>>40150303
my girlfriend left me shortly after I began going to the gym. It used to bother me until she began to regret it and I found someone better.

>>40150934
This.

A lot of my new friends at uni are short and either skinny or fat, meanwhile I'm 6'4 and getting pretty built.

I hope to subjugate them all by 2018.

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>>40151045
post better pics ur making us all look bad with this cringe shit new fag

>>40151036
I've seen a few. Some seek to play around with the idea, a handful seem really dedicated but also seem lacking.

I don't know. Everyone of them felt like they had something to lose that held them back.

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>>40150162
True Autism

I love it

I want to fuck a ton of latinas
I lift so I can one day travel around to every Hispanic South American country and fuck at least one +7/10 Latina from each one

>>40150146
i bet you always triple check that your headphones are plugged in, yeah?

Sometimes when im on the treadmill and i start really feelin the burn and feel like stopping or shortening the time, i imagine that people around me are thinking "wow, if that guy finishes that whole workout i'll be impressed and say something to him about how good he did" and then i keep going

or if im really in my stride and feeling good i imagine that im a robot performing the motions with extreme precision and efficiency

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I lift so I can be Goon mode

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>>40149798
https://youtu.be/daOH-pTd_nk

>>40150894
>muscle girl
>girly personality

don't do this to me, man, i can't have another hyper specific fetish

>>40150894
I didn't know l wanted this
Now l do

>>40150162
>>40150146
oh my god

>>40149847
i can't get you guys. how can you be so obsessed about feets. i think feets are disgusting btw.

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>not lifting for you waifu

fuck off normies

>>40150067
hahaa thats amazinb

>>40151423
thats a shit comic i can barely read it , weaboo scum you're gonna get gassed on the day of the rope you damn gookloving imperisalist SCUM. you SCUM. GET OUT OF MY BOARD

SCUM

>>40151326
Nah I work out at home so I'm good lol

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>>40151109
Is this more up your alley, judgeboi?

>>40151422
It's a part of the female human body, why is it so weird to like?

Plus girls get pedicures and such to make their feet look nice. Aka that's basically them admitting that feet can look nice. And when a part of woman's body looks nice, men will appreciate it.

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>>40150162
>>40150146
Fugg yeah. Here's the story I wrote inspired by Milanaposting on /fit/.

http://pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

>>40149798
This isn't pathetic, silly or cringey but my inspiration is God
God gave me this healthy and wonderful body that can do so many amazing things, he created all life and created man with so much potential and so many waste this potential.

>>40149798
you fucking subhuman

>>40151602
I remember this! You were the anon from here who went and posted this on /fsa/, right?

It was a hot story bro. Maybe you could re-write it so it's just a script for a girl to read, acting everything out?

>>40151606
>Guaranteed responses.

Shout out to God tho, seriously.

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>>40151622
Your disgust amuses me

>>40150162
>vocaroo.com/i/s0CAnKkogLFV
BAHAHAHAHH SAVING

>>40151662
I knew it was incredibly cringe when I made it. But if something motivates you to go harder, who cares if it's cringe?

>>40149847
>>40150083
how does the foot fetish work for you guys?
i'm not into feet but i'm also not the type of person who thinks they're gross. what appeals to you?

>>40151677
thats akin to "if it gets you money who cares how you make it?"
have some principles man

Only motivationlets need this, just do it, it's not that hard, you don't need to look at feet to lift

>>40151696
It's hard to explain, as that's like asking what about tits does it for you. It just does.

If I had to try, however, part of it is them being the "tip" of a girl's body. Another thing is that that aside from hands and face, they're the most complex looking part of the body, so there's a lot to like? Idk. The tops and bottoms of feet look different and you can enjoy both. Toes, arches, heels....there's a lot to them I guess, and sometimes I'm in the mood for one and feet give me a lot of variety.

>>40151711
But I genuinely like sexual motivation. It's not like I did something against my code of honor. People will think it's silly but I think it's cool.

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>>40151731
Feet help

>>40151629
Yeah that was me. Would be fun to turn it into something like a script. Might play around with that this weekend. Feel free to do anything you want with it.

For what it's worth I get a kick out of your stuff, actually listened to it at the gym a couple times when you first made it.

>>40151768
Vol. 2 is halfway done, it's just hard because /soc/ is so slow and it's hard to get good readings done. I had 3-4 different girls do the intro to the tape before I had a take I liked. That alone took weeks

>>40151747
>sexual motivation
>the things the "mistress" was saying on the vocaroo
what perturbs me is that it is the illusion of sexual motivation, this is like someone getting big for a pornstar they have and never will meet.
and also that you think "i biologically want a big guy" is sexy

>>40151793
I don't have a girl who will whisper motivational things to me while I workout so I made the next best thing. It helps me get fitter. Whatever man.

>>40151809
i can be your girlfriend tonight big /b/ro

>>40151737
aight, thanks for tryin to explain, bud.

>>40150304
Right here bruh, its the only good way to distract myself from running

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>>40150162
Holy kek

>>40151757
I'll never understand. I mean I like feet too, but when it comes to doing things it just seems easier to do them. All this motivation is just a waste of time, but if it works for you, then sure, whatever

>>40151789
Awesome, post it when you got it. Fuck the haters

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>>40151933
Will do.

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>>40149932
Nothing cringey about the best pirates ever my niggah

>>40151809
idk why youre getting butt hurt, you know its cringe, u posted it on 4chan, its going to get some neg. reactions

>>40152027
I'm OP, I obviously knew it was cringe, I posted it in my own thread. Point is, cringe shouldn't deter you if it's genuinely motivating.

>>40151392
it's like Rick form rick n morty lmao

>>40151696
I just think they are fucking beautiful and sexy and my peepee was reacting to pretty toes for a long-long time. No idea how to explain it. Thats a moderate kink, but it also has a disadvantage of instantly being turned off by ugly feet, which are quite common.

>>40152023
Is Franky natty?

>>40151392
scapegoating & linear arm flailing remind you of anyone?

>>40151648
because you're subhuman

>>40150541
how tall are you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgda5GGExNs

>>40151563
man, that looks comfy as hell

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I would think the reason why anyone would lift is so they can carry all of these waifus.

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>>40152311
Nurturing comfort in the arms of a woman is what we all strive for, even when screaming like madmen lifting weights and bumping limp bizkit.

>>40152394
>Not losing your shit in the gym and being a raging cunt to other lifters before coming home and snuggling tenderly with your big titty SO

>>40150146
>>40150162

No

I always daydream that I could take advantage of a catastrophic event, and lead a revolution or help start a civil war, something violent and massive that would never let me or my deeds be forgotten in history books, and part of that vision requires that I look aestheticly incredible. I fantasize about how truly great men like genghis khan were, and I want to be among those ranks somehow, don't care how it happens.

>>40150194
not even my thing but sauce.

>>40152556
Just look, silly
>>40150349

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>>40150839

>>40150162
>>40150146
>vocaroo.com/i/s0CAnKkogLFV

Do you have a version with only the girls voices

>>40152693
And not the music? I have some of the audios in a folder but not all of them, sorry.

Balding from the top of my head if i keep going I'll be able to look good with a shaved head.

>>40151602
>30 pages
Anon I-

>>40149798
I want my ex girlfriend from three years ago to see me when im looking good and hopefully making more money than i know what to do with. I wouldnt mind if some of the girlfriends since then saw too, but mostly her.

>>40150894
Didn't know I need this.

>>40149798
how does she spread her toes like that

>u will never lick the lint from her toe webbing

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>>40151422
>>40151696
Maybe this will help.

Dbz

>vegeta final flash

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>>40150162

>>40150162
>vocaroo.com/i/s0CAnKkogLFV
I love this place.

>every time I work my arms
>can only think about the cute girl at work playfully squeezing my bicep as she introduces me to her family

I gotta ask her out sometime :/

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>>40153237
*takes notes*

>>40151648
wait where did you find this picture? i know this guy from community college his name is scotty

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I think about defeating the pillar men

>>40149859
Well there's your first problem you need to cut out before you make it

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>>40150162
Oh man. I kek'd, but can also see myself getting into this.

>>40150162
Every time I start getting into the music, the girl voices come back on and I remember "Oh yeah, someone autistic made this".

>>40150162
i appreciate your proof :)

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I usually think of fighter jets when I'm struggling on my last rep. I want that power those machines have. I want that speed. I am become Tomcat.

i want to look good and give girls no attention to make them feel what most of us on this board felt our whole life

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I wanna be as cool an autistic as jotaro

>>40150067
Once Achilles entered the battle it was a fucking bloodbath. Much better than the movie. Hector went out like a bitch too like he should.

Also the
>and darkness covered his eyes

Was hilarious to read every other paragraph.

>>40153312
I think this is b real from cypress hill

>>40150373
I'm sure you can find it easily somewhere, but one of my professors shared this translation earlier
http://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR/Greek/Iliad1.htm

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There are days where the funny banana brings me more joy than my own life. I've had periods where I can only go on by running through the whole "hahah,great pic" conversation in my head repeatedly. It's pretty fucking retarded but it's kept me going through some rough patches

>>40153406
Well you're halfway there Anon

>>40151343
>or if im really in my stride and feeling good i imagine that im a robot performing the motions with extreme precision and efficiency
Yeah I am familiar with this

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>>40151648
>>40153420
pic related is scotty, the resemblence is uncanny

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I hope girls start talking to me..


I really, really, really hope girls start talking to me...and wanting to be with me.

>>40153469
Holy shit. I might be wrong about it being B-Real.

Does scotty know rapper Thirstin Howl III? When I made the pic I believe it was taken from a poster for one of his Lo Life events.

>>40153439
you should just kill yourself right now

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Is 50 natty?

>>40153491
i have no idea, but Scotty gets around. i would not be surprised if he did

>>40153518
Probably.

>>40150162
Try this one.
https://soundgasm.net/u/brunettesub/F4M-After-A-Workout-BlowjobRidingTypical-Nette-ScreamsEncouragement

>>40149798
I want the only thing shaking when I jump up and down to be my under average sized cock.

>>40153556
>[Typical Nette Screams]

What the fuck does that even mean?

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>>40153556
Thanks man! I can never get enough workout motivation

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I think the kind of autistic and undying pain to have a blonde girl be my girlfriend is almost enough to drive me personally insane.
I dated a blonde girl, once. She didn't stick with me because she had gone back to her actual fuck-buddy who at the time when we went out was playing soccer in brazil.

For just one night, I went on lunch with that blonde, and had her head resting on my arm. I remember staring at the theater screen and thinking "before, I was the guy behind me envying the guy who had the girl, and then at that moment, I was just happy. Absolutely happy. For the first time in a long time.

Then it all went away.

That's why I lift. That's why I never gave up after that day. So much anger and rage fuels me that I can't explain how I don't even need to take pre-workout to go to the gym. Sometimes when I get exhausted, I just look at a cutie who is lifting with her bf, and I do things that I thought I could never do in such an exhausted state.

Been using the George Leeman's method of thinking of being able to save family members.

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>>40153644
>Has blonde fetish

Next you're gonna be saying you prefer blue eyes.

>>40150839
10/10 CLASSIC

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>>40153644
This is not a healthy attitude.

>>40153556
>https://soundgasm.net/u/brunettesub/F4M-After-A-Workout-BlowjobRidingTypical-Nette-ScreamsEncouragement

That is so clearly a dude with a pitch changer

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Often before/during gym I'll pretend that I'm a newcomer in a very hardcore prison and that my workout must be intense because it's not just a hobbie, but a question of life, death, rectal integrity and so on, and that everyone around me are inmates to whom I can't show weakness.

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>>40153658
yeh, I do

Tell me, anons, just for the sake of it all.
I'm a skinnyfat who is finally showing some muscle to where my family is impressed in my progress, and I can't force myself to go to the bulk phase.
I eat healthy every day now, and I get atleast 150 grams of protein every day, but I'm not eating a ton of calories. What kind of body will I eventually sculpt if I'm only eating a normal 3-4 meals a day that are healthy like grilled chicken, beans, rice, and avocado, not bulking, eating good protein, and lift every day? Will I just be shredded skinny? That's what girls like anyway. What kind of body would that kind of routine create?

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>>40153672
It's all I have. Happiness and hope don't exist. Revenge, strength, willpower, and hatred is the best encouragement I know of.

>>40153556
Why do women moan when they suck your dick? That's hella weird.

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>>40153697
Fix your shit

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My burning undying desire to become a hero.

>>40153677
>ttps://soundgasm.net/u/brunettesub/F4M-After-A-Workout-BlowjobRidingTypical-Nette-ScreamsEncouragement


I fucked this girl - she isa fucking freak

>>40153702
Maybe the dick stank?

>>40150303
Good for you! My husband started working out for the same reason. His progress is really starting to show now, and I love getting to workout with him. The sex has also gotten better.

>>40149817
>her

Anon...

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>>40153761
same

>>40152775
Yeah no music and only talking

>>40153792
Shut up, ho

>>40153702

Why do Americans say "hella"?

Kys

>>40153853
only californians do, and they arent american

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>>40153853

>>40150304
Search zombie run, it's an app you sound like you might enjoy

>https://xhamster.com/movies/7159150/friends_dp_a_cute_girl.html

>this will never be you

>>40153890
>fucking on a matress with no sheets

this seems really wrong

>>40153784
...how do you know it's her?

>>40153935

How do I know you are a newfag?

>>40150839
10/10 b8 m8

WHY EVEN LIFT IF ALL THE YEARS YOU FAPPED WITH A GORILLA GRIP KILLS ME HAVING MY VIRGINITY BEING A NO-CUM SHOW FUCK ACTUAL VAGINA ISN'T AS TIGHT AS MY HAND FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>40153943

>gorilla grip

Topkek

>>40153644
>I can't explain how I don't even need to take pre-workout to go to the gym
looks like WE have a fucking badass in the thread

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>>40150146
>>40150162
Jesus Christ.

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I have a crippling fake tits obsession but it's very shady to mindfuck a girl you're dating into getting them, after strippers and other damaged goods fit girls are the most likely to already have implants, and they tend to prefer fit guys...therefore I gotta be fit

Mixed success so far :/

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>>40154141
A fake tit fetish is so unnatural, literally.

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I used to pull up this girl's facebook picture while I did bicep curls

hahahahahhaahaha

>>40149915
Why is the guy with the spear on a wheelchair. Wtf ;/

>>40150211
Disgusting back

>>40154403
You'd be lucky to have a back like that at 71

Feet are too sensitive to be touched

Having a foot fetish isn't just strange, it's horrifying

>>40149798
>>40150083
How much do you wanna bet she's butt ugly?

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The Third Reich is honestly my biggest motivation in life.

I read "Myth of the Twentieth Century by Alfred Rosenberg" and it hurt my soul knowing what could have been. Today, I don't feel like I belong in my country, I'm statistically a minority where I live and when I read and hear about the Third Reich I'm filled with this hopeful optimism that one day the world can recapture that feeling once again.

I just want to be an example for my people. I want to know that Hitler would have seen me today and gone "Yes, that there is what people ought to be."

>>40151789
You might have more luck on r/gonewildaudio if you're struggling. You can submit scripts there, and there's plenty of chicks

>>40154473
Yeah I made a reddit account specifically for that purpose but haven't requested anything yet. I'm still trying to "figure out" reddit so to speak.

I want to have a better body than that red head chick who keeps calling me worthless and a dirty chola (im white + native American I'm not even close to Mexican). I know its petty to work out just to one up some bitch but damn I want to see her sad and ashamed so much, I already have a 8.5/10 face and hers is a 3/10 at best but my body is like a 5/10 (unless you're into cottage cheese looking huge asses ew) and her body is like a 9/10 uerghhggg I need to make her jealous so terribly and I know its super cringe for a fully grown woman to feel like this

>>40154580
To be fair, you are close to mexican by being native american and white, that's pretty much the genetic makeup of a lot of mexicans.

Do you I guess

>>40154580
Show her, gurl

>>40149798
Footfags are the worst

>>40154465
>reading racist ideologues, clinging to the idea that you are somehow still superior
>being a disappointed sorry fuck just because times are rough and things change
>escaping into the past
>romanticizing about the ideology that destroyed Germany for a second time in 30 years and resulted in splitting up the country for 40+ years
>Hitler would have given no fucks about you, he sent people like you to die every day with no remorse
kys :D

>>40150179
>>40150567
>>40150162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaius_Mucius_Scaevola
It was this dude. He didn't cut his own arm off, instead he held his hand in a fire while giving that speech. Even more badass.

>>40154602
>>40154647
Thanks guys :')

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>>40154580
>I already have a 8.5/10 face

>>40154729
I've been approached for modeling lipsticks and eyemake ups and the such so yes I do, big brown eyes and soft full lips a little straight small nose strong cheek bones, my face is hosently the only thing I like about my body.

>>40154465
>>40154712
At least he knows he's cringeworthy I guess.

>>40151377
Goon is my husbando

>>40152496
dude me too :'D

>>40150162
I'm digging this shit, keep at it bro!

>>40153851
kek

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training to tonguepunch forneverworld's fartbox

>>40150399
More like Checked 99%

>>40154823
Thanks man!

>>40154580
>white and native american
That is what mexicans are.
But go ahead, break that bitch.

>>40153412
hector was based what the fuck are you on about

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>>40151602
>DOING STARTING STRENGTH
Lmao. Hot as fuck tho famn

https://youtu.be/ED2G_xCEeXA

>>40150304

I do that on the threadmill, but I imagine I'm a Lusitanian warrior running towards romans.

>>40150851

Holy shit anon please let me be your sidekick.

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>>40150757
goddamn i would give littleberry so many babies

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>>40154465
>WE WUZ REICHS N SCHEISSE

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>>40151397
I'm terribly sorry, mate

>>40154165
It's a weird kind of fucked up, totally attainable and not morally reprehensible like fucking dogs, but you still have to keep it on the d/l because it's so crass and trashy :(

I wanna fuck my mother senseless, l want to fuck her until she passes out and leave her in the middle of the hallway covered in my cum

>>40155568
It's time for you to move out

>>40155666
My mom is 36, l want to fuck her before l do anything else

>>40155666
Satan of truth

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>>40149798
While lifting and listening to music I sometimes imagine being a SF soldier during the Bin laden raid or something. The last 30 min of Zero Dark Thirty were so fucking badass.

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>>40150211
by not existing

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looks like i win easily
might as well get banned

>>40155830
>>40150304
I guess I'm not the only one who does something like that

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On my first few days of first grade, I didn't have any friends so I hung out with my older brother and his friends at recess. They were in grade 6 so it was like I got to hang out with the cool mature kids. Anyway one of his friends have me some advice and it was the wisest thing a 10 year old could say to a 5 year old. He said: "Anon, always go for the girls with big bazookas"

I still live by these words to this day. It was a profound help in my life to have my goal set so early, and cemented me as a tits guy early on. So the motivation that pushes me through any hurdle in life, is a big boobie gf.

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It's probably super autismo but I listen to game OSTs in my workout to get me hyped. Mainly Halo, MW2 and WoW.

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>>40150211
She neither motivates nor demotivates me, she just loves me. She loved me when I was at 75kgs, and she loved me when I was at 95kgs.

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HARD WORK AND GUTS

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>>40149798
For her

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>>40150146
>>40150162

I want my old high-school class to validate me

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>>40150894

>>40152496
Dude, are you me?

>>40150162
Top fuckin kek. Thanks for the tears anon

>>40150261
Cuck a doodle do

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>>40150162

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I know this was made ironically, and I know the piano man is kind of a joke, but this video motivates me a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ZlXOSRyO4

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This picture is all the motivation I need

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>>40150162
Good shit, could probably sell thit too.

>>40150839
ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD, MY MAMA TOLD ME GO GET YOURSELF SOME ABS OR YOU'LL BE LONELY

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It kind of fulfills my need to master magic superpowers and wage war on the whole world, ultimately leading to a climatic battle with some group of superheroes who will show me the wrong of my ways and convert me to a happy normie.

>>40151696
My educated guess would be- like tits, they are usually covered up, so when they are revealed it triggers almost like a response of I'm about to breed with this undressing girl.

Also, you can kind of tell the success of a mate based of feet. So when nice, maintained feet are shown it's kind of like showing wealth or intelligence traits.

I don't think foot fetish people are stoked to suck some boney calloused African feet, otherwise idfk.

>>40155130
Seen her Pornhub video?

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I want to feel superior to those who've rejected/treated me poorly on my early youth.

>>40149798
I'm thinking about all the times in my past I fucked up or acted like a fucking loser. Of which there are a lot.

Also this >>40155830 but with being a Pararescue jumper saving people.

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>>40156248
haha, i had no idea that existed.
thanks for sorting my next wank out mate.

>>40150162
>>40151602
Sometimes I think I'm legit autistic. Shit like this reminds me it could be worse. Thanks weirdos

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I do it for him

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>>40155830
>>40155870
>>40150304

I do the same shit

>>40151423
>tfw no tomo-chan gf

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>>40150162

first screencap ever. rate/10 please

>>40149798
https://www.instagram.com/baddie020/

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>>40150146
I remember this. You posted another vocaroo link about a year ago and I saved it for shits and giggles
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2

>>40150067
I've been reading The Odyssey and it is amazing. Def a /fit/ book. There should be a threat about this.

>>40150851
You're just going to be shot in the back or swarmed by cracked out gangbangers.

>>40150146
do you have a band camp or a soundcloud m8?

I put on this video on my phone or monitor if im working out at home and plug speakers into my pc.

I'm probably 1000 out of the 37k views that video has

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCF3Z3qkbRI&

If it looks stupid but works it's not stupid or what guys?

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>>40150162
>>40150146
what the fuck

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>>40157278
>screencapping an audio file

>>40157278
wow can't wait to see that on r/4chan

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This picture man.
Might sound silly but i feel like i owe these people.

>>40153943
>fucking a loose stacy
Your dick just wants you to save your first time for a good girl.

>>40157825
that is silly because you don't owe them shit, it's america's fault that we wound up in ww2 anyway because we allowed pearl harbor to happen as an excuse to join a war

>>40153888
This is awesome, thanks anon.

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>>40150162

>>40157873
1.Not american. would have been speaking German now if it wasnt for the wonderful North Americans
2.fucking americans eh, casually allowing pearl harbor and 9/11 to happen sm h s m h s m h

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>>40150162
holy shit it's fucking real

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>frat bro
>play rugby
>pretty typical college bro
>not an autist
>this girl still motivates me

There are plenty of other things too, but goddam I worship the ground she walks on.

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>>40149798
>>40153697
Rejection, a challenge
Before I hit a lift, I imagine everything shitty in my life, the rejection, the shitty feelings, people telling me I wont make it, everything wrong with me, is personified into one thing
The fucker that doesn't want me to improve
The demon that laughs at my failure
And I hate him so god damned much
Every time I think about skipping a day, or cheating my diet, or quitting
I picture that fucker laughing at me
And every lift I imagine my lifts as a punch right in the teeth
I want someone to tell me I cant do it so that I can say fuck you and prove them wrong

>>40150194
#TEAMNOCALvES

>>40149798
I want every girl who ever rejected me to regret it when they see me again. Not that I want to be with any of them, I just want to be of higher value than them in the dating market, and see them realize it.

Everytime I take a shower, I always think about my body and how unhappy with it I am. I'm not like, 300 pounds or something, I'm just a 5'5 skinnyfat dyel. Thing is, instead of getting sad about it, I get mad. It's like someone set a fire in my chest and I want to change, and I'm the only one who can do it.

>>40149798
Everytime I see or hear anything about accepting your own body through all of its faults, I see it as bullshit. People who just accept what they have instead of going out and changing it are fucking weak. They don't have the will or the desire to change, so they want to drag the idea of beauty down to their level because they're too lazy. I reject that entirely.

>>40158456
It feels pretty good to see their cognitive dissonance, though. To know, that when faced with the same difficulties, many will simply cave, become delussional and give up ("accept themselves). I, however, am no useless sack of shit.

>>40150162
Jesus fucking Christ mate

>>40150162

>under that layer of fat theres gotta be something worth fighting for

>just look at cats
>a tomcat

i went to /soc/ once. never went back
we're not suppose to laugh at retards but holy crap

>>40158149
>>not an autist
Not so fast, buddy.

>>40158745
Not an autist, as it would appear to anyone who knows me.
Yeah, my mind is fucked because I'm attracted to this, but no one has to know.
For all they know, I lift to pick up college chicks, which is also true.

>>40157833
Not that guy, but I've fucked virgins.
Their vaginas are still not as tight as my grip. I have the same problem as that anon

>>40158237
Screenshotting this to use as motivation to be quite honest.

>>40158149
What's this meme? Unfamiliar

I pretend i'm in greek times where they don't know any science behind protein, proper lifting form, gains, etc and i'm teaching them.
Also they laugh at me for being weak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0
sigh... okay i admit..

I use my uni's bandcamp as a milestone; every summer everyone either gets fatter or makes little progress towards losing their current weight; i'm one of only a few girls who go sports bra as opposed to general tanktop and two of them probably served as inspiration for holst so; it just makes me look fitter

in the gym i pretend to be undergoing some kind of training montage, classic padawan to master, zero to hero sort of progression, complete with escalating scores and shit

eventual goal is to maintain, i convinced this skelly guy i like to hit the gym by mentioning the time i spend in there so it'll be a race to keep him but i'm proud and he's sort of competition aesthetically

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Nothing pumps me up like epic tracks from the LotR OST or reciting certain lines or rewatching scenes in my head. I don't even find it that autistic after reading through this thread, though.
https://youtu.be/NUIZvAe3RBg?t=2m58s
https://youtu.be/Y2fwe0rnHak?t=2m47s

And black metal, of course :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc

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>>40150162

>>40159112
I used to have a warmup playlist that started with the Indiana jones theme and ended with a bagpipes and drum corps.
I get that motivation bro.

As a manlet I think of vegeta and how even in his darkest times he pushed fowarfs.

Not even joking

>>40157739
I do but as a legit musician, don't really wanna mix it up with this stuff. If I ever do make a bandcamp or soundcloud for these it will he under the name FTS. Don't worry, every new tape will be posted here on /fit/ as well as in /soc/.

>>40157603
The link is dead

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>>40159211
Vegeta and Krillin are manlet gods, anon. Great choice.

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>>40150162
I generally don't believe I can share the same atmosphere as you.