Stories from your gym

>>40149377
Autism

BigP here, I was at the gym the other day and this dyel asian kid is pressing 0.5plates so i tell him to load up so i can spot him. Loads 2pl8s and I laugh, so he loads 3pl8. He unracks and the bar falls so fast, it make those wind sounds like in Naruto. But BigPs here so I stop it from crushing him, my boys are laughing their ass off at this point. I whip out my dicknballs and they're in hysterics as they descend into his mouth. Scream SUCKEM and he does! Such fag. Long story short I skullfuck the idiot for several minutes while my boys are smoking ciggies and laughing. I finish explosively down his throat and tell my boy Vinny to pants the kid as a "prank". So I swap out and give him the old rimmy slam as a joke and he starts crying, total homo move right? At this point the boys are on the floor so we all decide to stop, and my boy vinny drops the bar killing the loser. We ended up smoking some more ciggies in the boneyard. When will these dyels learn. Havent seen him since

>>40149377
>tfw no daddy to help me build muscle and penetrate my little boipucci

>>40150743
>killed the dude
>haven't seen him since
Jesus christ I kekd

>>40149377
>The legends in my gym says that far back, to the outer most corner in the gym.
>Beyond the water fountain and the plains of free weights there lies an ancient machine that our ancestors used to train their legs.
>They had legs so power full they could muster up the strength to lift over 450 pounds on the top of their back.
> But after the invasion of the curlbros and pajeets they destroyed the map to it because they disgraced these noble, mighty racks with curls.
>Now almost nobody knows where they are or how to perform the ancient ritual of squats.

>>40150743
kek

>>40150743
>No homo
>Haha this is just fiction
>It's just to goof not my sexual fantasy haha
>I'm really not gay haha

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>>40150743

>doin squats.
>sweating bc apparently I'm half slug and sweat all the time.
>waiting in between sets.
>random strong-dad walks over and asks if I'll give him a spot on bench press.
>"sure thing"
>strong-dad lays on bench and asks for a lift off with his 2+pl8s.
>help get bar of racks and into position.
>bead of sweat on my nose.
>youbetternot.tiff
>drips off my nose and directly between his forehead.
>panic and wipe the sweat.
>oh shit he has 240lbs in his hand.
>spot rest of his set and he doesn't die.
>strong dad acts like it didn't happen and thanked me for the spot.
>went back to squats, mortified.
Still haunts me to this day.

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>>40151508
>>drips off my nose and directly between his forehead.
>>panic and wipe the sweat.

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>>40150743
10/10