/fraud/ - steroids general

Before asking first time beginners' advice, read through the steroid reddit's wiki and post the following:

Age
Body fat %
Time spent lifting

MAGA

>>40148640
>pls have penis

>>40148640
3rd for this is our summer 2017

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>19

>>40148679
is she supposed to look younger or older

>>40148751
No special trickery. I guessed 22 and was wondering how off others would be.

>>40148679
moar

>>40148773
Her face says 17 but her body says 30.

>>40148773
16-25 is honestly all a blur, it's impossible to tell 90% of the time

girls age super differently

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>>40148789
>>40148812

>>40148640
>no "so and so edition" tag line
that is not my concept of MAGA at all

>>40148812
Depends on their lifestyles desu

In Uni, it's very easy to tell an 18 year old freshman girl (low bodyfat but not fit, still has that sparkle in her eye) from a 21 year old girl who's been chugging hunch punch for years at frat parties, fucked 15+ guys, and is noticeably skinnyfat

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>>40148786

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>>40148876
>day 5 nofap
>anon actually posted moar

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>>40148915
Want me to say anything to her?
Otherwise I'll just hit her up for meeting at a nearby pub.

>>40148848
the legendary senior belly. too much alcohol, too much shit food. not that it keeps me from trying to tap dat but it's a shame to see it on some otherwise good looking people

>>40148943
moar of heavily pigmented kiera friend

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>>40148969

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>>40148943
>>40148994
>even her friends have ass/tits/nice faces
I must leave this thread

>>40148994
thanks a bunch. face looked better from the side, would hit body at lightning speed.

as a side note, what the actual flying fuck is up with the second from the left?

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>>40148999

>>40149013
Same question she poses, directed at you. Got any? :^) I know sfw board and all, but hey, I'm trying.

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>>40149050
Anon this is sfw board.

>>40149115
I was shitposting, also I meant nudes of HER. Thanks for providing a hearty kek nonetheless.

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>>40149123
It's okay anon, give in to your desires.

>>40149148
They are what fuels my very being. I am quite literally >lifting for girls (with great success I might add) lol

>third day of DNP
>hands yellow
what the fuck

>>40148969
''Heavily pigmented''

top fucking kek

>>40150248
DNP stains everything yellow, it's probably fine.

>>40150269
dnp makes fluids stain yellow

not your fucking bodyparts

>>40150248
you're dying

>>40150269
Yeah, but this is my third day. Shouldn't this stuff start happening after a week or so?

Anyone here use HCG during PCT? I just have nolvadex I was wondering if I should look into it

>>40150291
its a bonus, helps your balls kick back into working again. also reduces chances of fertility after long cruises.

Would say its a waste of money if you plan on doing maybe only a few cycles, more suited to advanced roiders.

>>40150265
Well he's not lying lol

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>>40150321
>reduces chances of fertility

>>40150321
Ok thanks

>>40149010
>as a side note, what the actual flying fuck is up with the second from the left?
im wondering this also

>>40150421
face is busted but that body is bangin'

>>40150421
if penelope cruz was half as hot, had a beer gut and also a demonic hellspawn possessing her. still would hit that with no regrets whatsoever, but that's hardly quality proof still

>>40150283
Body parts tend to contain fluids.

>>40150448
im looking at the one with the baseball cap on. shes got a serious gut peering out from under her shirt

>>40150473
I read that as second from the right

my mistake

that face really is busted though

>>40150483
yeah second from the right looks like a witch too

>>40150464
You have a way with words anon. And you're spot on too desu

If your strength is going up fast as hell does that mean you're gaining size too? Looks like my strength is going up fast but not putting on too much size in comparison to strength gains

>>40150746
That is what literally thousands of threads a week are about. Welcome to /fit/ kek

From personal experience, lifting heavier weight gives me bigger mussles, thus I need to be strong to lift heavier weight. But lots of whatever aesthetics I might claim come from high intensity isolations.

Looking to run an 8-10 week cycle. Any suggestions?

20 y/o
~15% bf
2.5 yrs

>>40150821
>8-10
>15% bf
don't

>>40150830
>>40150821
sorry friend, I mean 13%. Misread my calc

>>40150838
well regardless of your bf (which you're most certainly underestimating), if you really want to go for 8-10 weeks then you're pretty much limited to test p, i.e. pinning every day

also I'm sure you didn't read the r/steroids wiki like we told you to do

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>>40150821
Might have some better luck if you explain your thinking behind doing such a short cycle when you've read in the reddit wiki that a normal beginners cycle is 16 weeks. Or explain your goals (i.e., what you're expecting).

Might be that you're looking for the sort of low-complexity low-gains cycle that a course of SARMs could provide. Or maybe you have a fear that anything longer than 10 weeks is going to do irreparable damage to your body and need to grow out of that fear by doing more reading.

Post some more details. I'm a TRT-fag for now with no experience blasting so I won't chime in but it's just something that might help if you're serious about getting help.

>>40150876
that pic ruins me every time. well done

>>40150859
Thanks for the suggestion. I was thinking prop, but I know its harsher and wanted a second opinion.

>>40150876
I would go for the usual beginners cycle, but I will not be able to pin for several months this summer due to travel. Really, I'm just looking to get a small boost. I know that with such a short cycle I will lose a lot of it.

If I go for this short one, I will do a normal cycle either late winter or next spring. If not, I will do one in the fall.

"Accordingly, we
administered to our patient pilocarpine hydrochloride
drops orally at the dosage of 2.5 mg bid., and we
obtained a relevant reduction of parotid and palatal
swellings over a period of 2 months, without significant
side effects."

>today glands bigger and harder again

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>>40151001

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>5'6
>135 lbs

No special diet. 10mg var, and heavy squats every day.

>>40151234
404 titties not found, otherwise superb and mirin

>>40151234
>abs on a girl

fucking gross dude

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>>40151234
Bimbo why is your roomie always rockin the tape pasties

>>40151333
Bikini barista

>>40151266
Mmm I don't give a fuck i would suck on those titties for hours while both of my hands had full palms of that ass

>>40151341
>my last night
>>40151318
There's fluff there it's cool

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1485212258058.webm

I can't handle these feels.

>I am the bird

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Hnnnghg this dude lookin THICC and JOOCY.

What are the downsides of running test with BF% 15 and up?

Not on wiki

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>>40151234
>when a girl has better abs than you

>>40151499
More estro
Take more ai

>>40151510
So if I just upped my Armidex I should be fine?

Or should i grab Letro just in case?

Is it possible to overtrain on halo? I felt some symptoms last week because I figured since I'm roiding I'll just double training volume

my lifting coach wants to change my next cycle.
Competitive lifter here non tested fed.
been on 500 mg of test
wants to add 300 mg of NPP.

Opinions?

>>40151543
I love npp.

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What pins do you guys like the best? I have a bunch of these nipro 23g 1.5" ones that pull my skin when I withdraw them afterwards and it's really fucking annoying. Never had that problem with terumo but I can't find them.

>>40151543
Oh shit I'm a competitive lifter in a tested fed, do you know what the best cycles for strength and with short detection times would be?

>>40151543
What I personally run (not competing atm but similar goals I suppose), and I'm still alive and frolicking kek

>>40151555
he said could decrease libido, but wouldn't be an issue with the test, and increase blood pressure. anything else to worry about?

>>40151557
can't go wrong with terumo or bd

terumo luer locks are my GOAT

>>40151557
Nothing less than 25g for me. I once made the mistake of buying a shitload of 21g because I was dumb and tempted by the bulk price. Jesus fucking Christ the agony.

>>40151568
Nandrolone always increases my libido. Nandrolone aromatizes at a Lowe rate than test, but up regulates the aromatase enzyme. Depends on how you react to increased estrogen. High e2 makes me horny as fuck.

No blood pressure issues and if you're competitive I assume your diet is well tracked; if so, bloating and bp related issues from bloat should be mitigated well.

Overall it's a great drug that adds some quality mass while being relatively light on the sides. Most recommend ed or eod pinning but I've pinned it e3d alongside test c. No issues.

>>40151585
>>40151557
Forgot to add, terumo is bae no matter what

Why is it that Test E 250 E3D 12wks, with a 2 week break, is considered a bulk cycle (500g a week)

But Test E, 200mg E3D, with PCT starting late week 13 is considered a cut?

I get that the Cut is a lower dose, and that the Bulk requires more time to clear out and level before PCT

But is it really that significant of a difference? I have enough Test E to run 500mg?

I have 7500mg of Test E. If I wanna get lean shredded, can I cruise at a lower dose like 200mg for 14-16 weeks?

>>40151615
Shit ignore
>I have enoguh Test to run 500mg
Was changing sentence from phone

hey guys stupid question here

how much does it hurt when you do your injections

I've never injected myself with anything before and the idea of it sounds unnerving

not to sound like a pussy or anything idk, I've never intentionally jabbed a needle into my body before

>>40151589
i do track diet pretty well but during the 12 week cycle of test e BP definitely increased.

I added CQ10, and im tracking salt better. Really i just need to drink more water a day.

Just nervous about adding anothing drug... was already nervous about taking test.

>>40151615
It's not exact rocket science, I've successfully cut on a supposed bulk cycle by just by keeping diet and lifting intensity in check. Then again, someone who can be arsed to do the math please chime in.

>>40151634
Injecting itself is no big deal if you're not doing it horribly wrong. Pip is what ruins you eventually, and even that can be toughed out if you're not a pussy, as you say yourself.

>>40151650
Get ubiquinol; the reduced form of coq10. 400mg of that dropped my bp 15 points alone when I was blasting heavy and chewing tobacco.

Otherwise make sure to hit daily cardio. Reducing sodium isn't the issue, it's a needed electrolyte. The issue is making sure sodium is blanaced with potassium and magnesium.

>>40151543
How long is your cycle going to be?

>>40151659
>Pip is what ruins you eventually
fond memories of mtren straight to the pecs come to mind. well, not all too fond if i'm being honest kek

>>40151659
I guess it would help if I add that I'm 165lbs thicc manlet with 6 years lifting XP

I ran a brief course of Oral T 4 years ago before I really understood it, and got extra bulk.

I guess my real question is this:
Are there any disadvantages to cruising 300-400mg Test E a week for like, 16-18 weeks?

>>40151681
>165lbs thicc manlet
post butt

>>40151535
Letro is extreme
Adex will be fine

>>40151676
12 weeks of test
6 weeks of npp

>>40151674
where can i get that?

>>40151727
>ubiquinol
i googled it never mind

>>40151727
I'd say you could get away with 10 weeks of NPP depending on your PCT. What were you cycling previously?

>>40151674
>ubiquinol

I'm still using regular coq10, is that stuff really more effective?

>ads at the bottom promise to lose 85lbs in 4 weeks with this weird trick

DNP btfo I need this shit immediately.

>>40151755
i ran 12 weeks of 500 mg test en.
then 4 week of post cycle with tamoflax.
my comp is in 12 weeks so i dont have time for a 10 week cycle lol ill order not and probably get it and around 7 weeks before comp.

Have shitty insurance and cheaper to get the blood work done myself. What tests should I get to see what my test and estrogen levels are. I'm 26 and these past few months I've been getting worried especially as I've been ramping up my hair loss treatment. If I'm low t I'll hop on test. Rather be bald and jacked than bald

>>40151589
any issues with gyno? i had none when i took 500 mg of test, but i heard this could cause gyno worse then test.

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>>40151795
Do not get your panties in a bunch, I clicked it and it seems to be a standard forskolin fatburner thing, not even a strong one at that. 45kg my pale ass. DNP thug lyfe.

Before you ask, yes I was THAT bored lol

>>40151816
Total testosterone, free testosterone, estrogen.

>>40151902
wait are you saying clickbait ads lied to me??

>>40151838
Never in my life have I had gyno. I don't use AI.

>>40151902
I love that you had to click it to make sure it wasn't true

like you looked at it and went "3 pounds a day? yeah I could see that, I wonder how they do it"

>>40151923
Well, not sure how to word this, but in comparison, your mother telling you that you are a handsome non-dyel boy seems like someone e-stating half a lb on his squat, in terms of gravity of the lie.

All shitposting aside, at least they try with the forskolin. Last weight loss ad I got was literally cocoa powder and hemp oil kek

How many lbs of muscle is average for 4 weeks of sdrol 30mg excluding temporary glycogen?

>>40151986
As I said, boredom is a cunt. Please do not take anything I say seriously.

And hey, 3lbs a day would make pre-comp way more relaxed for me desu

>source that messed up addresses sent a new pack over the weekend
What a guy. Hopefully he used the right address this time. lel

>>40152013
4

>>40151951
Pls help i cant feel my chest on any exercises, my stupid fucking shoulders take over on everything and so i got poverty chest. What do i do?

>>40152643
Easy. Cable work is perfect for chest when you feel shoulders overpowering other movements.

Cable flyes really allowed me to isolate what I needed to. Saw major growth after adding in flyes from multiple angles with high volume.

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>>40152683
That isn't my trip. Fixed?

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>>40152683
You ever done those seated cable flyes with your hands parallel to the ground thumbs facing in? Shit feels good.

>>40152758
Yes those are great.

I also do them seated at the lowest setting with 15-25lbs for high reps. Helps bring out upper chest.

>>40152683
Im home gym mustard race and all i got is a lat pulldown machine cable wise. Fuck i guess im screwed. Thanks tho dude.

>>40152690
I want you to queef on me

>>40152933
Buy some adjustable db then and do db flyes.

>>40152943
She queefs like never idk how I pound her p savagely

tfw i listened to rich pianinas advice and am running 2500 IU of HCG EOD , my balls are literally 3 x the size they were and i was ALREADY running 500 IU twice a week on cycle.

my loads are fucking tremendous also

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>>40152943
go to fucking bed brandon

>>40152690
BRRRRRAAAAAP

>>40152944
I do them but feel them mostly in anterior delt

>>40153137
Very strange. How low are you bringing the db?

>>40153255
About paralel with shoulders

>>40153353
Go lower

>>40153435
Will do. Cheers.

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almost to 10k faggots

MONEY AND MUSCLE

and? FAGGOTS

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>>40153545
Check it out nerd u wish u were 6'5

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>>40153607
mirin but that's too tall. 6'' is best my brother is 6'6

>>40153545
10k what

>>40153621
How long have you been roiding?

>>40153669
B4 u were born kiddo

>>40153669
whites only

please leave

>>40148646
>14
>37%
>3 weeks

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>>40153545
Those veins though...

>>40153733
Old fart
>>40153740
We are everywhere. u mad

>>40153783
>u mad
yes

please go

>>40153822
You, I like you. So I'm gonna stay

>>40153936
Cheekie how do you like my Asian on var? Scroll up.

>>40154152
>Cheekie
reminds me of someone

cough glands cough

speaking of which new discovery. if i don't drink water enough they quadruple in size

>>40154152
She is beautiful dood, congrats you.
>>40154228
It's a meeee

>>40154377

Be:

>6'5"
>good physique
>gayforpay jobs means he has lots of money
>handsome

Find yourself:

>whore
>2/10
>plays games nonstop
>makes you so miserable you blogpost about how u need a third job so you don't come home


'Good job'

OK

>>40154391
ease on the edge f a m

>>40154391
stop

>>40154391
Lol you have it so hard

>>40154565

no?

Life is good.

If I shitpost the TRUTH at him enough maybe he will EVALUATE why he tortures himself staying with her when he can do SO MUCH BETTER

daily reminder bimbo etc

also I'm 2 weeks away from first goal when i started which was to be lean for the first time since i was fucking 13

>>40154592
you sound like a jealous ex gf

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>>40151333
Lmao he looks just like this dood from a danish reality show called "Landmand soger kærlighed"

>>40154598

>like bimbo
>want best for bimbo
>it's so obvious to everyone but bimbo what to do

jealous ex gf wants to see you burn i want bimbo to be happy

he could easily find himself a nice girl but nope date someone that makes you fucking miserable

you know how you want to see progress people post looking better?

maybe u should wanna see progress with their lives too?

if he leaves that girl that is like infinite progress for his mental health

what the fuck a grown ass man needs to be so unhappy at home that he looks for excuses to be at home 6 hours a day to sleep only?

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>>40151333
Is it him?>>40154620

>>40153757
Yep, you're good. Blast it. 1g of tren and 1g of test for the start

>>40154628
That looks nothing like me

>>40149115
CURVED swords

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>>40154621
Then you sound like one of those yan dere animu ex gf who has issues

>>40151234
>var
where people get real var really?

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>>40154664
b&

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>>40154649

>posting the 356x200

here you go

it's just shitposting because so many dozens of anons tried to tell him the same shit whatever

>>40149148

what am I looking at?


>>40154664

>being this old, being this new

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If you had 30k iu of hcg, would you rather spread it throughout the cycle to prevent total shutdown, or save it up to blast at big doses just before and during pct?

>inb4 lol cycling nogains

>>40154824
Giving me a better quality image of an yandere whore doesn't change the fact that you have issues lol.
>made ya google

>>40154885

>implying I don't have a yuno FOLDER

LOL

>tfw girl is stroking your ego to bait you into commiting

It's so effective but I'm not falling for the get cucked meme

Anyone ever order from myroidshop before? Should I just get bitcoins and go for one of the reddit sources instead?

>>40154873
Blasting hcg is more dangerous than not using it. It can permanently hinder your ability to create LH. There's a few protocols out there for peppering it, but you'll be digging through forums to do it.

>going on day 3 of 500mg dnp clen and eph
>9pm till 11:30am
>go in an endless cycle of sleep 30 mins to 2 hours, wake up for a few minutes, repeat
>had 4 leg cramps only on my right inner thigh
>dry mouth and throat killing me

I'm gona fucking stab someone, why can't I just burn intensely and pass out instead of this bullshit,

>>40154995
I read somewhere that long term use is riskier, Llewellyn recommends 2000 iu eod for 20 days as part of pct.

>>40155041
>>had 4 leg cramps only on my right inner thigh
I know that feel bro

thankfully it only happens when I'm alone at my place and not in public because it turns me into a weeping baby

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>>40150876
>tfw 3 oncologists, 1 OBGYN, 2 GP's, 1 (in-school) lawyer, 3 business owners in my family

I am actually the fucking family failure

time to turn EMT into a paramedic cert then say fuck it and wiggle my way into med school somehow, just to not look like a failure

>tfw finally decided to turn in my natty card but im too insecure to pin myself
How did you lads do in your first time?

>>40155632
never feared needles in any way

it just took me fifteen minutes to be sure I was pinning in the right spot (for vgs)

also I asked a stupid question on fraud while I was doing it

>>40155661
im gonna start pinning test e, im confident i can do it on my tights, will i be able to go the whole 8 weeks pinning each side once each week?
ive read some people saying test e makes the spot ache and maybe you have to switch but im not too confident pinning myself anywhere else

>>40155681
>8 weeks
>test E
"no"

but yes, two sites is enough for a pin twice a week schedule

>>40155755
god bless, ill try to get a pharmaceutical to do it by i dont think thats happening

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Do you guys typically split oral doses and take them 2x daily, about 8-10hrs apart or one dose preworkout and the other later?

>>40156220
That's really gonna depend on your oral. Some have a 2 hour halflife. Others, 16.

>>40156220
For anavar I split it into 3 doses as close to 8hr apart as possible. Oral half lives are pretty short.

It depends on the drug though. Dbol has a half life of 4 hours or so. Sdrol and anavar are around 8hr and tbol is pretty long at 15hr.

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>>40156252
Yeah it's var. But I'll be switching to epi eventually.

>>40156228
Var and later epi.

>on dnp and other burners
>ate 2000 cal instead of 1600 for the day

im so fat i hate myself

>>40156290
Any reason you're not running them together?

>>40156322
Epi is already notorious for fucking bp and it does vars job 10x better.

Epistane is a quality fucking designer steroid.

>>40156290

my god what a godess

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>>40156341
She's a little skelly but I like them petite.

>>40156329
What dose did you run?

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>>40156329
epi vs. sdrol bimbo? I have sdrol I'm gonna run in a week or so, but also considered ordering some epi and tossing it in.

>>40156410

>>40156410
High. 60-75mg

>>40156329
Really? I can't say I've read anything about since the days it was still legal. I remember having a bit of trouble peeing now and again, which I assume was an enlarged prostate.

Only time I ever had BP issues was when was in Spawn with the Dienolone added.

>>40156427
Epi personally. At 75mg+ it's very much like tren. Physique guys were using just it and a little prop for 6 week out clean up.

Email me at bimbolifts at gmail.

>>40156440
At high doses it tends to fuck bp. At any dose it fucks joints.

>>40156469
off to class but I'll shoot you a message tonight

speaking of emails, memek677 vendor where the fugg is yours m8

>>40156490
Doubtful you'll remember but OK.

>>40156469
Now I kinda wanna high dose these 3 bottles of Havoc I snagged back when everyone was unloading inventory.

For reference, worse than gram+ EQ?

>>40156496
sent you one anyway so I don't

>>40156508
Havoc is what I used exclusively and it is a superb clone.

>>40156522
Sorry I meant the BP issues.

>>40156528
What is "gram+ EQ"?

>>40156538
.... a gram or more of Equipose...

>>40156545
Cool thanks for the context finally. Yes, worse.

I have become an expert at flexing body parts before people touch them

>>40156680
that one vine comes to mind

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>been feeling like absolute dogshit lately
>check stack and supps, all should be golden, experiment with dosage, nothing helps
>by mere chance find out gf has been buying ultra-low-carb shit because she somehow likes it
>neither told me nor did I see packages because we have pasta and stuff in jars and bread in a designated basket thing, she's kind of a dirty hippie
>this means I have been eating literally 12-15g of carbs a day when they should be 35% of my macros

Accidental keto flu is fun. Sorry for blogposting but this is hilarious to me.

>>40156742
Replace her birth control with Var.

Im 20 y/o
Around 15%bf ending my bulk
2 years lifting
94kg - 1.92m
Is it safe for me to do a cycle of Winstrol + primobolan as a cut cycle? Also i probably have gyno because i was obese.

>>40156765
Kek as much as I would like to see the results, not keen on getting her swole or having more kiddies. Both is fine the way I like it. I did scold her for ruining my nutrition and got reparations paid in rabid oral, so I'm gucci. Just finding it fun that I almost replanned my whole ronald approach when in reality it was just a minor diet mistake.

Deca. What are your experiences with it? I can't decide whether I want to run it on my next blast or just stick to tren like a good little trencuck

>>40156802
jesus christ no.

>>40156829
>good little trencuck

neckhangs x F

>>40156848
But I don't need to get any taller

>Start to get mires all the time
>Fucked 3 diff girls in the past 5 days
>Wonder if it's cause I'm attractive or they are just sluts

I can't win

>>40156862
trigger pulls x F

>>40156877
both

all girls are sluts

>>40156877
Sluts fuck guys they find attractive, so yes.

KEK my manager told the big boss if he don't extend my contract in June, the whole IT will leave the company, KEK like a BOSS


>>40153669
2 cycles

1 cruise low test + mast (cutting and preparing for blast)

currently on 500mg blast-e + 80mg mast-e


GETTING BIG OR WHAT


>>40154391
Be

Anon:

DYEL
UGLY
AND POOR

why still alive, i don't know?

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>>40153649
10 fucking black dicks you fucking faggot. What you think

I AM MONEY AND MUSCLE

soon i will be the boss of the world and Then i will fire all you faggots

first i am boss of the internet tthen iam boss of the world

>>40157424
you are my spirit animal

which of you was this

>>40157344

>>40157509
Alex he's fucking stupid just ignore

>>40157522
no i was actually delighted. telling a fatass on a 800kcal diet to go full dnp&keto retard is kinda brilliant in terms of shitposting

>>40157534
Can't hurt him any more than what he already does >>40157537

>>40157572
fuck this gay earth

>find old test
>pin it in thigb
>huh, some pip
>weeks later probably an abscess
>flexing leg from nerves before interview

Fuck me Im a cripple now

>>40157646
are you stupid?

>>40157725
You have to finish your test before you can eat your tren

>>40156848
>neckhangs

only spergs call it that
it's noose pullups

guys, a girl i'm PTing has started showing an interest in me, what is the best way for me to let her down whilst maintaining good practice and without damaging my gyms reputation?

>>40157807
technically if you do it right while alone with a chair, it's just one single noose pullup negative, which is fucking awkward sounding.

>only spergs obsess about ways to tell someone to kys

>>40157831
tell her you're gay, do not let her see you with another woman, ever. not memeing.

>>40157831
Tell her that it's against your professional oath to fuck a client (because she'll probably believe that). Then say that when she's progressed enough that she doesn't need to work with you everything's fair game. Or just say you're gay/have a gf.

>>40157831
just don't make a move

she's a woman, she won't do it first

>>40157831
literally play dumb. be the oblivious friendly gentleman beta we all hope not to be

>>40157971
>>40157963
>>40157841
thanks, although i think >>40157912
has the best solution, i have a fiance, we have a house together, we want kids, she worries enough about me fucking clients without me actually doing it, i just don't want to ruin a good relationship with a client and potentially lose $300 per week from her, or worse have her make some allegations against me that then have me put under review or investigation

>>40158073
well, then be honest. I thought you were just trying to keep her from hitting on you because she was not your type or w/e

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>>40155564
Be the endo that America so desperately needs.

>"Dr. CP I'm too DYEL"
>"Ok son, here's a script for 500mg Test/week and some vet Tren. I'm going to send you to a trainer who lives in the Netherlands - his name is masT. Do whatever he says for 6 months and then come back for a follow up visit."

MAGA

>>40156329
Never knew about this - thanks for the insight bimbo. Was kinda gung-ho about running an 8 week var cycle due to reading about how it significantly increases androgen receptor expression in muscle tissue (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10443664), ostensibly doing so in adipose tissue as well. Is this what you consider var's "job"?

Might look into epistane+ubiquinol now that you mention it. How long did you run 60-75mg? Most people look like they're running 40mg for around 4-6 weeks.

Also learned something new when you were mentioning nandrolone upregulating aromatase. Isn't something that I see mentioned a lot but totally makes sense as the cause of the "deca bloat" that people sometimes complain about.

>>40153545
Congrats man. Are you planning to invest it or just save before you start a business of some type? Based on your personality I think you would like to be a business owner - maybe in a few years when you are more settled but that is my impression.

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>>40157646
I hear the State Dept senior leadership team is hiring. Not sure you want to hop on that burning ship though.

>>40157646
How old

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>>40157646
If you need antibiotics I can send you some sealed solodyn samples.

>>40158073
>"hey [client], that [article of clothing] looks great! my fiance got one just like it from one of her girlfriends this past christmas"

>>40158106
just wanted to know what the best way to go about it was without losing a consistent client or damaging the gym

>>40158122
>Do whatever he says for 6 months and then come back
also get paid up front cause slight chance you might not survive kek

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Would I benefit now from starting a first cycle? Or should I keep gaining natty for a little longer?

>>40158244
noble cause, really. also, >>40158240 this. smooth as fuck

>>40158293
How long have you been training consistently? If less than 6 years stay natty.

>>40158157
Im in, i want a raise

>>40158167
Like a year
Ive pinned test that old before, but sealed
This was a gamble

>>40158223
Its sterile atm
Ill let it sit, if it gets crazy bad ill drain it

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>>40157646
this how Jerry dies.

>>40158122
Investing in my new appartement, that's my goal. I don't see myself as a business owner. Too much stress

I am a simple man, just give me food and roid and I am content

>>40158293
show better picture, like this pose. I will then decide whether you can roid or not

>>40151234
+tight core
+nice legs/ass
-tits smaller than my pecs
-gook
-tatted
~nigger nails

This girl is all over the place. would smash though definitely

>>40158652
>give me food and roid and I am content
So no sex?
also damn, looking swole as fuck

>>40154621
You really don't understand bimbo n his roommates situation or attitude between each other if you believe this.

S T O P. Also, fuck off bullying cheekie, we need more var girls here. They're hot.

>>40154640
Why is kink closing down the armory? That was like all my favorite shit from them...

>>40158383
Constantly, its been around a year.
But I always been on and off for about 3 years.
>>40158652
I don't have a full size mirror in my house like that. I feel awkward and gay taking a pic like that in the locker room at the gym.

>Plan was to start first cycle, 500mg/wl Test E, 12wks
>Considering waiting another week and adding Tren 50mgED for cut

If it's my first cycle should I just stay the course with Test, and then do Tren next cycle?

And how long do you usually wait before starting again after PCT?

>>40158812
>that
>one year
>natty

lamo

>>40158867
kys retard

>>40158867
You've never been on before, and want to do one of the most side heavy compounds, on an every day pinning schedule...

Don't even bother with PCT, you're never leaving this life.

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>>40158752
>sex
take 5mg letro ed, you won't worry about that anymore

what are you talking about, that was fucking skinny. I am almost 20 kg heavier since that picture

>>40158812
>I feel awkward and gay taking a pic like that in the locker room at the gym.
>feel awkward and gay
>I feel gay
That's because you are gay, otherwise you won't care. DO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA DO, who cares what you do, other people will have another opinion anyway. Be you

stop playing life on nightmare mode, when you can play it on easy

>>40158812
>I feel awkward and gay taking a pic like that
>making it
choose 1

>>40158896
>you're never leaving this life.
Well actually...

>>40158867
just do test your first cycle. don't PCT if you plan on doing a second cycle, just cruise and then blast test and tren. wait until all your bloodwork comes back good to begin again. generally time on = time off (i.e. you do 12 weeks at a high dose, then 12 weeks at a low dose or PCTing)

>>40158896
>>40158892
I used Oral T and Epi for years in college while it was still legal in my state. This is my first time doing IM T. Those sides aren't nearly as bad obviously but it's not like I haven't researched Tren sides.

>>40158911
Gotcha, thanks.

hello Google

why does drinking pre-workout immediately make me have to poop

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>>40159037

>>40158652
I hope they make coffins big enough

>>40159037
Caffeine in the pwo probably. You should just make your own by bulk buying the other ingredients they put in there if you don't like the pooping part of it.

>>40158652
Man mast, you got fat.

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>Update on 30 lbs in 30 days
>Day 4
Up 5.5lbs so far, but my body burns calories like a mexican steals jobs.
I'm ALWAYS eating now

>>40159385
>burns calories like a mexican steals jobs.

Easy solution. Eat like a Mexican.

1 whole onion, one head of garlic, one lb of 80/20 ground beef, shit load of cheese and guac, salsa, cumin/paprika/chili powder, all mixed into a quesadilla. ez 1500 kcal+ In one meal and 150 grams of protons.

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>>40159409
O yeah pic related but add more tasty stuff.

>>40159052
I am gonna cremate you. Then i will smoke your ashes, so we will finally one alpha existence

Is the world even ready for such power

>>40159327
Tell me about it man, it's bothering me everyday. I get smaller and fatter everyday

why do you feel like making me even more insecure, didn't you parents told you to not pick on disabled people.

>>40158902
Damn. Thanks Sensai. Really need these words. Gonna revert back to these words in my head when approaching life, and things like what I said.

>>40158905
Making it.
Thanks man. Gonna start not giving a fuck.

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>500mg dnp and other fat burners
>day off
>only played wow but was mostly bed ridden
>but my glutes and quads are sore as shit

Now I have to go to work on my feet all day

fucking hell.

and im still gonna pop 500mg before work after meal prepping kek.

>>40159385
>I'm ALWAYS eating now
>implying that's bad

I was born and raised by two chefs in a country that is renowned for its food. I'd be 500lbs by now if I hadn't the same "issue" as you do kek

Also absurd amounts of tren. That too.

>>40159578
masT worded it more "efficiently" (kek), but yes. You do you, fuck the rest. Either literally up their pooper if that's your shtick, or just by not giving a damn.

>>40159431
I look forward to fusing together.
Be sure to yell fusion kai, we'll set a new standard for alpha and swole

>>40159620
>dnp with a physical job
Thats gotta suck

>>40159658
Lol nah man thats not my shit. But yeah man. Ima fucking not give a shit.

Masteron / drostanolone - anyone here have experience running it? Have read about it being used in the context of "contest prep" which suggests it is unsuitable for blasting and beginners.

Assuming it has limited popularity (haven't seen it mentioned here at all in the past week or so I've lurked) because of highly androgenic nature/sides?

Second question is about tren - how experienced do you have to be to run it. I know that running a test base and having caber on hand is advisable. Would it be suitable at 350/week (tren ace, 50mg ED or 100mg EOD) with 150 test/week for a second blast (currently 4 weeks into my first blast and already planning the next one lol)?

So my diet for this week hasn't been fast food for once but I'm not getting enough cals in. I eat two chicken cutlets for lunch with a sweet potato and have the same meal for dinner as well. And then a protein shake or two.

>>40160927
>So my diet for this week hasn't been fast food for once
how much bf% and blood pressure did you visually lose from not eating 20g of sodium a day, legit curious. do u look like u dropped like 5% fucking bf?

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I've forgotten how to meet people without an app.

>>40160913
literally ctrl+f mast

>>40161035
I know masT is a trip who runs mast-e but (he seems to be a very advanced user/bodybuilder, he is running a low dose and has not to the best of my knowledge spoken about its effects, and therefore isn't really relevant to my question about whether it's unsuitable for higher dose blasting and for beginners.

Have you used it?

>>40161028
Now how many of those 3k have you actually met and how many of them fucked, imploring you for a non memeing answer cause I'm genuinely curious.

Somewhat mirin though.

>>40161078
Talked with 1041 apparently.
I have numbers of... about 400 or so from tinder - Rough guess.
Met almost all of them at least once, a lot are in different countries, so those are just one night.

>>40161088
Nice digits

How tall/chad are you?

>>40161103
6', 7/10 face.

>>40161125
>6'
welp, was nice reading while it lasted

back to being a 5'9 subhuman for me

>>40161088
So fucked none, gotcha.

found out I got low T, and doc just injected me with 2 cc's of test. What now? He said to come back in a month

>>40161131
I don't mention my height ever and apart from meeting at pottery, cooking, boxing & yoga classes I'm wearing shoes first impressions anyway. Just wear some thick soled boots if you think your height matters.

>>40161133
Huh?

>>40161153
Enjoy average T

>>40161153
lmao

you got memed hard

>>40161162
you made a point of mentioning how many you met but not how many you fucked

so zero

>>40161172
yeah i am sure that he met with 400 tinder sluts and fucked 0...

>>40161163
>>40161162
is that like nothing then? Should I do my own cycle with test made in a bath tub? New to this whole fraud thing

>>40161228
Where are you from?

>>40161228
did he mention the ester of the testosterone you were being injected?

do any of these ring a bell: cypionate, enanthate, (un)decanoate, propionate?

>>40161245
USA

>>40161228
lol

injecting once a WEEK would make you feel like shit with that ester

injecting once a month will make you feel good for 1 week, feel like shit for 1 week, and then feel suicidal for 2 weeks

>>40161265
misread i thought he said test cyp

>>40161264
Buy domestic.
Blast/cruise for life if you want.

>>40161265
>that ester
he didn't even mention the ester, are you high

>>40161280
can you please not suggest to some retard who doesn't know anything about steroids to buy his own shit and blast?

>>40148915
How's the nofap working out? was thinking bout it

>>40161281

>>40161279

>>40161300
Ain't like he'll figure out where to buy before learning more. Beats bathtub infections eitherway.

>>40161280
any good starter roids for blast/cruise? Whats a good dosage, how much per week/month, etc?

>>40160913
I prefer NPP for the first short ester blast, it's way milder and you'll still make sick gains. Tren is largely overrated and a lot of people lean too hard on it.

>>40161324
>>40161319
look what you've done

>>40161329
>lean too hard
well that's preposterous

>>40161265
so I didn't wanna come off to the doctor like I knew more about test than I do, in fear he wouldn't wanna pin me.

My test was 420 and he suggested to try that injection he gave me for a month and see whats up

>>40161329
>Tren is largely overrated

>t. emotionally unstable bald cuck who can't run tren

>>40161356
>test was 420
>still got an injection
>an injection that will MOST DEFINITELY get you lower than 420

I can't tell whether you're trolling or your doctor is

>>40161324
Anon tells me throwing you out to the B/C wolves is bad, so start with a cycle.

W1-12: Testosterone Enanthate 300 mg, E3D
W13-14: Nothing / Wait for test to clear
W15+: PCT

Bulk heavy, gain 35 lbs, lose 20 after and enjoy your 15 lbs gained.

>>40161363
>look at me, I'm projecting

>>40161367
>low test
>cycle
well that doesn't make sense

telling him to blast is a bad idea, not the cruising aspect.

>>40161378
>i am not on 100 tren ed right now with zero hair loss

>>40160943
I feel like I can actually breath again lol and I do look a bit leaner not too noticeable but if I continue this maybe If I up the calories a bit I can lose some body fat without losing too much weight.

>>40150876
you do realize that a lot of engineers end up being business men?

My test results came back at 342 ng/dl

How fucked am I

>>40161502
>>I feel like I can actually breath again lol
Fuck

>walk down one flight of stairs to go piss
>walk back up
>basically winded

Thx tren

>>40161439
I enjoy being able to do cardio and not have impulsive rage issues, thanks ;)

>>40161647
>impulsive rage issues
which means you have issues in the first place

>>40161365
not memeing you bro...shit, now I'm worried

>>40161525
Yea anadrol fucks up my breathing pretty bad too.

>>40161329
Thank you for the advice. Will look into NPP. 350/week (100 EOD) a good first blast?

>>40161694
It is actually getting embarrassing a bit LMAO just fucking walking to class makes me completely out of breath...

>>40161777
Yea when I ran deca only in high school I couldn't want from class to class without being out of breath. Now when I walk around this hot ass college campus I feel like my heart is going to explode.

>>40161713
Yeah, 50-75 test e/100 NPP EOD is good.

Will testosterone enanthate get me a girlfriend?

I'm a virgin

>>40161855
no but tren will

or turn you into a rapist, whichever comes first

>>40161855
unless you get swollen glands in your face

then all you will get is nothing except sitting in the chastity cage known as your room all day with a half hard dick because you cant fuck anything

>>40161889
>no but tren will
wanna bet

my beard is so disgusting i want to shave it so bad but it gives me the artificial jaw line, like how cuckolds with receded chins grow it for

but i know if i shave i will regret it in 2 seconds

>>40161907
that... that sounds like an improvement from my current position.

>>40162095
how is that better than your position

neither of us are fucking anything. but you can walk around without feeling burning humiliation whenever someone looks at you

>>40162110
What do you blame for the way you are? Environment? Parents? Roids?

>>40162110
didn't you get this from tren anyway?

>>40162124
no

most likely self induced vomiting from when i accidentally ate food that sat in my car for weeks and was sticking my fingers down my throat for like an hour trying to get it out

started 3-4 days later which matches perfectly with """bulimia""" induced sialadenosis

>>40162123
way i am in regards to what

>>40162150
what the heck

Is that even possible or are you pulling my leg here

>>40162150
>way i am in regards to what
In regards to being so melodramatic I guess. Might be your age now that I think about it. I assume everyone here's like 25 or older but maybe not.

Thinking about running my first cycle of Test-E at 100mg a week.
Is that going to give any results?
I don't want to lose more hair then ive already lost.

Also, will I need to worry about post cycle with that low dosage?

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>>40162174
not joking

"The bilateral parotid glands are the glands most commonly involved, but submandibular enlargement may also be seen [13,14] . This " chipmunk-type " facies generally occurs 3-4 days after the cessation of self-induced vomiting. "

>>40162211
imagine having these in ur face except mine arent as bad

>>40162235
and its bullshit because i did it fucking once becauuse i essentially ate poison, and retsards do this shit forever because they cant stop binging and dont get it

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>>40162235
The fuck? So you had Chinese bathtub chemical induced swollen glands and now you have teenage schoolgirl bulemia induced swollen glands?

Have you ever questioned if a higher power is just fucking with you at this point?

>>40162211
>I assume everyone here's like 25 or older but maybe not.

WEW

dude everyone here is like 18-22