Fart General Thread

> that *brap* after a long firm morning shit

Sweet jesus how do i stop these fucking hectic, godawful farts, for the love of god how

>>40143711
>TFW you're cropdusting the gym during lunges.

>>40143711
When there is no one around me at the gym I fart all the time

>>40144047
fuck you

>come to gym
>some idiot crop dusted the entire squat area
>smells horrible
>start warming up for squats
>cutie walks by and looks at me like i'm the one who did it

>>40143711
>BBBBRRRRRRRFFFFFFRRRTPPPPP

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>>40143711
Tfw you get farts after drinking the preworkout and they are always next to qt 3.14's so you try to hold em but eventually BRRRRRHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>40143735
Dunno mane, this will eventually get me fired
>Work in a startup in Frenchistan
>Only one here liftan (still DYEL though)
>Workout in the morning 8 to 9, work is 2min away from gym
>Drink my shake
>Spend the whole day farting in one of the bean bags
>That horrendous stench
>Every 10 minutes, one more on top of the others
>mfw I'm scared shitless when anyone walks nearby

Life is though

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>rooting this girl
>cum
>loud sweaty fart just as I came

not fun desu

>>40144394

holy shit my jeff seids

>>40143711
>2nd date with a 7/10
>go to see a movie
>bought large nachos with cheese as the mid movie snack
>tastesgoodmang.gif
>go for a drive afterwards
>park in a secluded parking lot
>prolonged make out session ensues
>after about 15 minutes of kissing and light groping I feel my stomach churning slightly
>Nacho 2: Revenge Of The Cheese
>had to hold back quite a few burps and farts
>suddenly my stomach lets out an audible growl
>we don't stop kissing but I heard her giggle
>afterwards I drop her off at her place and we kiss goodbye
>the entire drive back to mine I was farting and belching as if my bowels were an old misfiring engine

If a girl farted while I was fucking her I would probably hate and associate her with that forever

>>40145718
>eating corn an processed "cheese"

m8

>>40145740
King of the Virgins right here.

>>40145795

No, I've had plenty of sex, I'm just autistically sensitive to smell

>>40145774
I'm still bulking and it tastes good, excuse me for cutting loose every now and again
Guess I should've taken a pocketful of oats and a scoop of whey into the theatre

Fartbook
Pitter patter

>>40144394
What was having sex like? Asking for a friend.

>>40144145
kek