> People born in the year 2000 are at least 16 years old now.

>>40136606
>they are having sex and you still aren't

>>40136606
Know whats really depressing? Girls born in 2000 will be pornstars next year.

But I'm currently dating a 16-year old so I'm a hypocrite any which way

Please don't shit up this board with stupid threads like this.

>>40136775

Fuuuuuuck this hurt

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>mfw born in 1999

Sage btw

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>>40136888
>Girls born in 2000 will be pornstars next year.
>depressing

Au contraire, my friend.

>>40137283
THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE BORN IN 1999 THAT CAN BROWSE 4CHAN BY RULES.

WHAT !:!?!?!?!??!

>>40136606
>people born in the year 1 are 2016 years old now

>>40136606
>time exists
Woah...

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>1987 was 65 years ago

>>40137445
30years ago you fuckwit

>>40137617
Don't think that cheeky smile will save you, MOOODS

>People born in 1989 are at least 27

>>40136775
>>40137256

>tfw you pass a school bus of high school age kids on your way home from the gym/college/work and can't help but get a pit of despair in your chest knowing that most of them on that bus are currently experiencing adolescent sex for the first time, and no matter what you do in life you will always have lost your virginity at 21 and never know what it feels like to be sexually active in high school.

>>40137617
Don't have sex your hands will go purple

pokemon blue was released 30 years ago

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How old were you guys when you first came to 4chan? I was about 13-14 and now I'm 23. This place has really fucked me up mentally. I want to stop coming here, but its really the only place where I can be open and not have to worry about being judged.

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>>40139486
Thank God I fucked around a lot when I was younger.

>>40139935

I disagree with the sentiment of that picture. There are plenty of firsts in life. And luckily for guys they aren't stuck with the same biological and social age restrictions women are. 13 or 31. It is really all the same thing.

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>you can legally fuck people born in january 2003 in my country

>>40140106
japan?

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>>40137283
I'm getting old for this shit

>>40140200
Italy

>>40140217
are italian lolis even hot though?

>>40137256
>>40136775
>>40139486
Really not that big of a deal.

Just alot of paranoia because you end up thinking if one girl sqeaked your reputation would be ruined for fucking her.

The only think fun about it was bragging with friends about who just got laid.

>>40140236
If they're white, wogs are pretty ugly. South "Italians" aren't really Italian honestly, Lombardians are the only attractive people in Italy.
>tfw you live in a non-country meme country based on Indian-tier pan-nationalism with no regard to sub-racial borders

so why did you beta faggot not fuck Stacy when you were in school?

>tfw went to an all boys school

>>40140497
She was fucking the History teacher.

>>40139776
In the same boat with you buddy, started going to /b/ when I was 11, now 21 and only browse /fitfa/.

>>40140497
>tfw you were the childhood friend and never asked the guy out because he NTR'd the girlfriend of another friend

>>40139486
>>40136775
I think you people are fairly confused.

There is less sex going on now than there was when you were that age. And you were the least sexed generation during your time, for many generations.

It's getting worse, and no one really cares to talk about it because the authorities of this country are just so puritan about the subject.

>>40140711
>being this wrong

>>40140802
I'm right.

Sorry.

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>>40139776
i was in like 7th or 8th grade

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>>40140711
>>40140820
>the new generations are having less and less sex
How is this anything but good for me? It means that the produce is untouched and ready to be eaten.

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>>40139776
I was 11.
that was 12 years ago in 2005.

>people who were only just born in the year I first came to 4chan are now older than I was when I first came to 4chan
>In the time I've spent on 4chan millions of people have died and millions more were born
>the next generation has gone from babies to middle school while I have been on here
>there has been 3 different presidents while I've been on 4chan


what the fuck have I done with my life?

>>40136606

What if they already died? Do you still consider them at least 16?

>>40140852
This is like a monkey paw wish.

What you're going to get from this reality is gonna be tragic in an angle that you hadn't thought about. An angle that impedes on what you wanted out of it.

>>40140966
>What you're going to get from this reality is gonna be tragic in an angle that you hadn't thought about. An angle that impedes on what you wanted out of it.
A global nuclear holocaust and subsequent race war?

>>40140985
Less exciting than you imagine.

But just as depressing.

>>40136606
Hi ;)

what was life like before the internet?

>>40139776
I was in 8th grade when I first started lurking /b/

I'm almost 23 now

I've had a good life, but I can't help but to wonder how different it all would have been had if not for 4chan

>>40141087
Less jewish mind control. No internet groupthink to convince people that mutilating your genitals and claiming to be genderfluidqueersexual is completely normal.

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Who 1996 here?

May baby reppin

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>>40141205
>1996
FUCKING UNDERAGE FAG GET OUT REEEEEE

>>40141205
Will is that you?

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>>40141205
>yfw you realize people born in 1996 are 30 years old

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Friendly reminder that 2000 babies are among the last to be born in the 20th century

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>>40141224
>tfw he's 21

>>40141249
You might want to redo that math

>>40141249
Naw

>>40141205
1997, may baby also

>people born after 9/11 will be able to vote next election
>drumpf
why

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>tfw you realise people born in 2003 are 47 this year

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>>40140497
>the Stacey liked me
>convinced her to go out with my mate because I wanted him to be happy
>cheats on him with a hipster faggot
>mate feels worse

His dad had died like 3 months prior, my plan backfired pretty bad

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>tfw 1998

>>40141274

tfw i fucked a 1996 girl when I was 24. she was 19
tfw she is 21 now

woo boyyyy

>>40141757

tfw i get older but 19 year olds stay the same age

>>40137617
banned

>>40141712
so you cucked yourself?

cuck

>>40139776
started browsing 4chan in 2010. i actually like the vibes from the boards i regularly check.

>>40140068
Pretty much yeah, you haven't really missed out on anything but you can absolutely fuck yourself up mentally by thinking you missed out on some teenage girl tier fantasy of highschool love.

It's the equivalent of
>tfw Edward will never come and be your vampire
So fucking what, you haven't been born into a billionaire family or royalty or with 190 IQ. Most of us have 50 years now to live their lives out to the fullest. That's why I lift, I have control over that, I don't want to go
>tfw 60 and you never had a great body in your 20s

>>40137340
I turned 18 last Saturday :)

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>people born in 1999 are now doing porn

>>40139776
I think I was about 16 or so in 2005. I didn't tell anyone about it for years until it became more popular on its own. It was my secret hangout spot on the internet.

>>40136606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIdDYb3jKxU

>>40144663
fug

Why do you still come here?

>>40140820
Source?

>>40139776
started going to /b/ in 2006 when I was 15. Still coming here, but less and less.

>>40144713
You can never leave, didn't they tell you that?

>>40140497
I went to an all boys school and I still got laid senior proms

get it together boys

>>40145101
>You can never leave

I know but I never understood why though. This place is very toxic yet I still come back.

>>40139776
same here brother but i would actually never quit 4chan.
It is a forum without registration bullshit and you can say what you want.
Also most people on here are complete assholes and i love it.

If you know your way around the memes and trolls you can actually find way better advice on here then other forums

>>40141249
>that pic
>not if nobody finds out it wasn't you m80

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>>40139776
Same thing here, 13 and now almost 23. Started on /b/, gravitated towards /v/ and then /fit/. Now I'm a /fit/ /lit/ /v/ man

>>40136775
>>40137256
Doesn't really bother me, I lost my V card my first semester of college at 18. High school sex is a meme anyway, because I never fucked a girl under 21 that had any fucking idea what she was doing. Basically a fuck hole.

>>40145268
I've been really depressed lately and so I've been slowly going into r9k a lot more. I want to stop going there but I can't.

>>40139776
About 13
>been here 6 years
I've wasted my teens t b h.

>>40144646
that's depressing

>>40139776
>How old were you guys when you first came to 4chan? I was about 13-14 and now I'm 23.

I'm the exact same. I started coming here to look at /b/ then as time went on I got into some blue boards like /mu/ and /tv/, then a couple years ago I got into /fit/.

I only really look at /mu/ and /fit/ anymore but this place has definitely changed me somehow. I don't know if it's bad or good...just kinda strange...

>>40144646
I'm depressed but also aroused. Source?

>>40146287
Some cute asmr chick on youtube. Shes growing pretty fast. I think she got a gig on tv now.

>>40140497
>stuck in a LTR from sophomore year to the beginning of second semester with a fucking war pig because I was fat and had absolutely zero confidence
>lost all my weight during winter break and literally became a new person
>immediately broke up with my old girlfriend and did my own shit

Felt good but I do regret not getting fit earlier and at least making out with some of the hotter girls in my class

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>>40137617
Enjoy your two year ban :^)

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>>40147196
You're a dickhead.

>>40139776
I was 12/13ish. Found out about this place from a friend of my step-brother. Started on /b/ for about 5years then left for a while, came back here when I decided to get /fit/. Honestly I think I'd be a very different person if I never found 4chan.

>>40137639
>What are jokes

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>>40139776

17, 29 next week.

Anonymously posting about stupid nerd shit is the only way I like to talk about stuff online.

If/when this place goes tits up, I have no idea where I'll go to discuss things. Places autistic enough for me are infested with SJW types, places relaxed enough for me are full of children/normies trying to be edgy.

>>40145183

This is pretty much how I feel. It's so much easier to dodge the bullshit here because the bullshit can never be put into a position of control.

>>40140497

I was fat. Now I'm fit and in a happy relationship. I don't really regret being a fatty for my young adulthood--yeah it kept me away from sex, but it also kept me away from drama. Once you get to your late 20s, you'll barely register anybody under 25 as human.

>>40143296
There's no statute of limitations on the underaged and b& rules, though.
REPORTED

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>>40136775
>tfw 30
>tfw had sex with multiple partners
>tfw sex is nothing special anymore
>tfw i couldnt care less about it
>tfw no social interactions whatsoever

[Insert reasons to live here]

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>>40148645
>tfw everytime i post in a thread it instantly dies

>>40148645
When did you start having sex?

>>40148731

>tfw

>>40136606

During the day I teach magnet program 9-12 and on monday evenings I teach at a private K-8 in DC. Kids have a romanticized version of 9/11.