How do I look like THIS?

blaha is a delusional lazy fatfuck

>>40136302
SS+GOMAD

>>40136317
his biceps are super impressive though for a natural guy

>>40136317

fuck you layne norton Im gonna murder your family

>>40136716
hemmingway?

>>40136302
>I have more muscle mass than any natural on earth. Thats a simple fact.

t.Hemingway 2016

>>40136489

The joke here being he isnt matty

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>>40136302
I actually don't even know...

>>40136302
>Be born with shit genetics
>Spend 12+ hours a day playing World of Warcraft
>Eat lots of food
>Lift weights sometimes
>Take steroids in vain attempt to compensate for shit diet and genetics

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>>40136302
He has loose skin around his midsection, obscuring whatever abdominal definition he should have. But that's not really that big an issue, because she should still look good everywhere else. Yet he doesn't.

I think a lot of it is his HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME, without being too memey about it. Seriously, he just looks like shit and his physique is one part of the puzzle. He makes a very poor impression on a general level and this makes you notice his physique more since there's nothing to distract you from it.

Let's start with height. He's supposed to be like 5'10 but looks much shorter because he has a big bobblehead. This makes his muscles look smaller as well.

As for face, he has a very feminine, round face. It's the polar opposite of a Chad face like this, which is extremely angular and masculine.
http://blog.sight-management.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/John_Todd_02.jpg

Bloho honestly looks like a bald version of his androgynous girlfriend (or she looks like him in a wig). Sometimes I post this pic of them on /b/ in bait threads just to laugh at people calling Jason a crossdresser because NO ONE believes they can possibly be two different people.

And of course, the biggest issue is frame. Some guys look better because of their small frame. Flex Wheeler, for instance, is actually kind of a small guy but looks bigger because his joints are so small. Jason is the epitome of a shit tier frame. He's a mailbox with arms. Huge waist, tiny clavicles and child bearing hips. Again, he's very, very feminine looking. The polar opposite of a Chad. He looks like he should be the guy watching his wife get fucked in a cuck porn video.

>>40136302
I guessed just do a supersize me diet für a couple months..

>>40136302
Vsauce+(kinda) bearmode

>>40136302
Be a black ops assassin, its that simple

>>40136759
>think about it

wow that guy is a MONSTER

>>40141158
yeah and hes like 10x that size in person

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>biggest cuck of them all unironically started calling other males cuckolds

>>40138494
He lists himself as 5'9''. He's really around 5'7'' tops.

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>>40142903
Nobody projects what they are themselves onto others quite like Jason Blaha.

>>40136302
jason pls go

>>40142903
She danced a bit

>>40136302
it's all that jasmine rice

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>>40136302
He has more muscle mass than any natural on earth. That's a fact.

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>>40142975
Nah. It's the Coke Zero that makes him look a little bloated. You know, from the carbonation.

>>40142987
Does he even lift anymore?

>>40136302
What did you do to vsause man

>Tfw have the same body type but
what the fuck do I do my ribcage is enourmous from years of dumbbell pullovers

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>>40136752
>>40136759
>hemingway

>>40143610
In the picture where he is in hospital he looks exactly like our boy coppertopp22

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>>40136302
how do i become this alpha guys?

>>40143658

>losercrew: the picture

>>40143625
In the picture where he is writin, thinkin, he looks exactly like Uncle Mike.

>>40136302
all fitmiscers are ugly autistic dyels who should be rounded up and summarily executed because they are irredeemable human garbage

>>40136302
tfw the lizard man called blaha and you could hear his distorted voice quavering and him stumbling looking for things to say because hes a little bitchmade idiot. tfw some other guy called blahas brother in law and hes like uhhhh blaha is a bad dude and on top of the reason for his call being complete autism he has, you guessed it, no social skills and, in a vast overvaluation of his own abilities, tries to hold a conversation that even the worlds most interesting man could not keep going...and, in a staggering display of a lack of basic self awareness, then posts the whole thing to youtube

and yoy have to turn off in the middle because of pathetic he is.

>>40136302

1. Get fat
2. Hit the gym once or twice. Ever.
3. Make youtube videos

wel
he looks ok i guess, a little fat but w/e
forearms are a little small
forgot to work out his calves

and needs to stretch a lot more because you shouldn't naturally rest with your hands pulled forward

Whats the problem?

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HAS FITMISC GONE TOO FAR???

>>40136302
Fuck you, Ill have my good friend (I'd consider him a friend) Wilton show you what we do with someone giving bad advice >:^(

>>40142987
Someone pls JUST this image up

>>40138494
Nice post.

>>40138494
What can you even do to redeem him? Physically I mean.

>>40146644
no

That guy is a piece of shit and a coward

>>40146644
Clearly he's never read the 48 Laws of Power. This man violated one of the most important laws of all, Infection: Avoid the Unlucky and the Unhappy.