Bros, how do I heat my boiled egg. Pic related just happened.

put it in simmering water for about a minute

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>>40134259
1. Peel it first.
2. Slice it into pieces
3. Place in microwave

Wrap in tin foil next time,you're welcome

>>40134259
You got split the eggs up in halves before you microwave it, otherwise the water in it will boil and the egg will blow up like a popcorn.

I'm at work, I just walked away and made an anonymous call the the maintenance people that it had looked like an egg exploded in the microwave.

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>>40134259

>>40134318
Kek

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>>40134259

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>>40134259
I feel you bro. I once lost four good eggs this way.

Simmer them in hot water for a minute or so.

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>>40134318
are you black?

>>40134318
White people I swear they don't know how to do anything

>>40134341
>>40134356
Cool it with the racism fellas

I'm just upset at the protein that went to waste. The egg exploded so hard, it threw my chicken around. I just gathered up the pieces and ate it anyways.

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>>40134259

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man kinda the same thing happened to me once
>warm boiled egg in micro
>egg builds up just enough pressure not to explode in there
>take it out and attempt to slice it
>motherfucker blows up all over the place with a loud boom
>never been so rustled in my life and my family just starts laughing at me like a retard
>pieces of egg in the fucking roof
>mfw

i cooked a cookke in the microwave in its package and made lightning

>>40134259
Pierce it with a needle first you dumb faggot.

Fucking retards on this board, man.