*blocks your path* >Heh, I see your bulk is coming along nicely

>>40132945
>Implying that isn't shopped in the slightest bit

>>40132952
You don't know who Cristiano Ronaldo is huh?

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>>40132952
>TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>40133034

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40133081
>>40133034
what does TSUUUUUUUUUUU mean ?

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>>40132952
Get a load of this guy.

>Wave my hands near his face
>He immediately flops to the ground

Nothin personnel, kid

>>40133087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8

>>40133087
After winning the Ballon D'Or he made that noise on stage.

>>40133087
It's a weird Portuguese way of pronouncing 'si', as in YEEEEEEEAH

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Name for this look?

>>40133087
He is Tsunades boyfriend.

>>40133117
JUST

>>40133117
>le contrived footy lad

>>40133117
The manlet systembabbie

>>40133001
Go suck his dick if you love that fag so much. Fucking soccer fags

>>40133034
Fucking lol

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40133117
GOAT

>>40132945
Soccer is gay

>>40134115
no u

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>>40134115
Tfw you will never be this good in anything

>>40133110
except si isnt a portuguese word, "sim" is

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>>40134184
>200x150
>2.86

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Routine for this?

Also
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40134184
>tfw you'll never zlatanize anyone
why even live

>>40134482
possible natty?

>>40133713
Found the Bron Bron fag

>>40133303
how sad

>>40134610
You will never be a 60 year old Swedish Slav dominating the Premier League

>>40134624
if you don't have to work a job and use some cutting agents, yea

>>40134482
Steroids, pull ups, cardio, abs.

>>40132945

>you will hever have CR power bottom for you,

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>>40133117

>>40132945
Unlike your pecs

>>40135113
Aaron Rodgers and CR7 would make such a cute couple

>>40134624
Yes, but good genetics are needed.

>>40135119
>Messi
>on hgh
>still only 5'7

>>40133110
no it isn't you retard

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>>40135106

Gazillions of $$$$$$ in the bank (kit sales).
Coastal country of residence: fresh fish, fresh veggies, real wine, real cheese, real pasture beef.

>luck of the draw.

>>40135126

aRON is god tier husbando

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>>40135121

>>40133117
Markiplier

>>40134191
Still pronounced "Si". Trust me. I'm Portuguese.

didn't this guy literally get hgh injections because he was a manlet or am i thinking of the other one

>>40133713
>being this mad about getting cut from the team in high school
lol

>>40132945
>tfw you can look like this if you do 200 pullups/200 situps/ and 200 pushups in a day

>>40135430
>I-I could totally l-look like this if I w-wanted to...

>>40135451
I said YOU

I've done it.
200/200/200 and 10 mile run every other day for 7 months during boxing training

nice chest, kek

>>40135338
That was Messi, but afaik he had some disease. But kinda paid off for him - his height is part of the reason why he's so good.

>>40134482
Bf?

>>40134482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rMSl23_XE

>>40135519
nice bank account kek

what are his lifts /fit/?
does he bench 1RM over 120kg?

>>40135813
imlying its important to be the richest guy on the graveyard

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>>40132945
*blocks his path in retaliation*
>Heh, I see your facial reconstruction surgery has come along nicely

>>40132945
>yeah, heh, f-feelin' fit buddy?

>>40135929
men trully age like wine, feels good knowing in a few yars i will be barebacking these whores that used to give me theyr shitgrins when i was a dyel brain dyel body dyel beankacount highscool incell

>>40136282
sex isn't fulfilling in itself amigo

>>40136282
in a few years you will be exactly the same and getting zero pussy

you will either continue on the same futile gymcelling or realise you have incel shit genetics and should just end it to save you further punishment for your genetic inferiority

What the fuck is wrong with his chest? Is his chest routine dumbbells and dips only?

>>40135807
lel

>>40133034
kek

>>40135471
Post it

>>40133117
Sexy Messi

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>>40133117
how into MESSI CHADGOD mode?

>>40133034
This is the only valid response to Tsuunaldo

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>>40135929
stay mad cucka
>TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>40132945
>TSUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>40133303
>I am now a #Chad

>>40133117
GOAT

>>40133001
his lats look so fake though

>>40135162

>implying it's hard to get that "physique"

No one here lifts? At all?

>>40135159
literally is
your trip's still on fag

>>40135877
"I was looking for the bones of your father but I can not distinguish them from those of a slave."

He's not natty. Look at him when he came to United vs when he left. SAF had him on the roids heavy.

>>40135864
I honestly be surprised if he could bench his body weight for 5 reps.

>>40132945
>*flaps away*

>>40132945
Tom Brady is superior to you

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>>40132945
>>40132945

* GRABS YOU BY THE WAIST

* LIFTS YOU UP

*THROWS YOU INTO POOL

*BA...BACK OFF...K ???

>>40135929

He just fixed his teeth

Same thing happens when you get braces, your face changes shape.

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>>40132945
Can I squeeze your muscles?

>>40133117

>Possibly the greatest to ever lace a boot
>Gets some gay fucking tats and dyes his hair blonde

Manlets.

>Thanks bro, you're looking shredded! Good shit.

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>>40133713
>knowing one of the most famous athletes in the world = wanting to suck their dick
Funny how your mind went there right away...

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>>40133034
Lmao

>>40139373
Absolutely nothing inside those eyes

>>40132945
>look at his direction
>he rolls on the floor screaming and holding his leg
>referee draws red card
>I'm out for three games
>he gets up and laughs, proceeds to penalti and score
Soccer is a joke.

>>40133117
I-have-give-up-on-life-and-don't-care-anymore look.

>>40133117
That's the Tax-Evasion style. Also known as The Fiscal-Fraud.

>spent the last 3 years of my life preparing for this
>SS+GOMAD activate
>functional strength desu
>lift his little twink body over my head
>'OVERHEAD PRESS BITCH'
>drop him to the ground
>'CLEAN AND JERK COMING UP PUSSY'
>just now I hear my lord and savior from behind
>'don't forget the hip draive'
>a single tear falls from my eyes
>'I wont rip...I wont'
>clean and jerk this faggot over my head
>he begs for mercy
>'don't worry brah, we're all gonna make it'
>fuck his bitch that night too because she's mirin my functional strength

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>>40147604
>>40147625
>S-shut up guys, I'm a-alpha now!

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Anyone seen this stupid shit?