>amerifats

did he die of deep dish pizza overdose?

>>40131044
Probably got gang raped by a bunch of niggers

>>40131052
>>40132728

He has a seizure in his shower and drowned.

>>40131044
>Americans
>eating food

Seriously though. Why do they eat food?

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>>40132838

>>40132728
Experienced the merits of cultural diversity in one of the liberal's proudest cities.

>>40132802
He probably would have lived if he had taken a cold shower instead

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100348/Medical-examiner-says-known-food-critic-drowned-shower-having-seizure.html

>>40131044

>chicago

He was probably shot desu

>>40131044

the only acceptable answer to that questions is lou malnatti's