Autistic things you do for motivation

>>40130909
>Cardio session starts getting boring or i start getting winded and want to stop or cut my time short
>imagine that the people around me will be impressed by me sticking through the whole workout enough to mire me
>keep going

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>Listening to 'Vegeta's noble sacrifice' and 'Saiyan pride' on youtube in between sets
>Start tearing up
>"Anon, you ok dude?"
>mfw
>"Huh, y-yeah"

i read shakespeare during my sets

>>40130921
this

I imagine I'm a pirate and I'm doing some mundane task on the ship.
On the treadmill I imagine I'm wakkingnthrough a battlefield or something.

>>40130921
>>40130982
I sync up music to my run speeds. When a "good or inspriing" part comes on, I'll run faster. Or like I'll think of that Navy SEAL documentary on youtube.

Slap my face until it's red to get angry enough to lift a heavy weight

I pretend I'm a spartan

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>>40130982
>actually imagining yourself in a gay environment while lifting
>doesn't see the irony

>>40131020
My entire cardio playlist is tailored to foster moments like that

I just think about her, get angry and lift in the verge of tears. But sometimes i listen to Sabaton and pretend i'm a warrior or some shit

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>>40131116
>But sometimes i listen to Sabaton and pretend i'm a warrior or some shit
bruh OP here. that feel when doing heavy dl, squats or bench to Carolus Rex
>...say my name when you pray
>TO THE SKYYYYYYY *pushes through*
Viking/folk-metal too.

>>40131134
I prefer "For the grace, for the might of our Lord
For the home of the hooooooooly"

>cover up the timer on the treadmill so i don't focus on it
>always pick the same treadmill in front of the same mirror so I can look at myself running
>always put my right shoe on first

>>40131116
>>40131134
>>40131142
You faggot just made me cringe so hard I feel sick and embarrassed and my asshole puckered up more than a cats

I'm assuming everyone is watching me thus fail is not an option anymore

>>40130909

Many of the songs on my lifting playlist remind me of specific people. Some are girls I missed my chance with, some are friends long gone, some are family memebers I haven't seen in too long. So each song reminds me of a person, and then I lift for them.

>everytime I weigh myself I write the number on the inside of my wrist to remind myself to stick to my diet/exercise
>constantly reassure myself that I'm totally not developing body dysmorphia/eating disorder

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>>40131172
Nobody cares

I just think about that cunt who stole my girlfriend.

>>40130909

Listen to Nonon Jakuzure's theme and imagine she thinks I'm a dullwitted meat head before telling myself that one day I will lift enough for someone to love me.

I lift for my nordic bros

>>40131317
c-can non-whites lift for moder svea too?

>>40131372
Sure

>>40130909
i usually lift to Bolt Thrower and imagine I'm training to be an Adeptus Astartes
the brutal delivery of HONOR, VALOR, PRIDE in this song never fails to make me push through failure, so I try to time it towards the end of my set when it comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNjMOuO_fI

>>40131142
"In the name of GOOOOODDDD!!"

>>40131113
post playlist pls desu

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I need more songs

>>40131558
nouice

I listen to a podcast called Hardcore History while I workout and I imagine I'm the protagonist/antagonist of the episode preparing to make conquests. Last week I was Genghis Khan, this week I was Xerxes and Alexander the Great.

>>40131134
Through the gates of hell! As we make our way to heaven! Through the nazi lines! Primo Victoriaaaa!

>>40131394
>Bolt Thrower
>My negro. Best music by far to make you want to kill PR's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA55DqbGa0A

>Other times I recall horrific military operations where the operators had to push through while tired, wounded, and shot-up.
When doing some running in cut season I keep whispering "move, moove" to myself in exactly the same voice as Tom Hanks did in this scene (around 3:06)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9esSu0lg0

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I embrace pain as something good, the credit for a work well done. I believe it also has a large carryover to other things in life, this resistance to pain and ability to press on.

http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2013/11/01/241895965/how-one-kenyan-tribe-produces-the-worlds-best-runners

This inspired me greatly when I was prepping for my first half-marathon. I know, cardio kills gains etc. Dyel runner friend of mine challenged me, was convinced "muscle makes you slow etc". Beat him by a little over 1 min on 21 k.

Never really experienced that much pain, constantly pushing yourself for nearly 2 hours. It´s not even about running anymore at that point - It´s just you, the pain and your blurred vision of the road.

Not gonna become a runner but doing that shit made those 5x5 squats I usually dreaded seem easy as shit.
'
I personally believe fighting pain and adversity will have a huge carryover to real life challenges, be it studying 48 hours straight for a test, working your ass off that week before your own business launches or just giving your absolute 100% bodily capacity for 5 reps straight on a deadlift - having practiced PAIN will give you an advantage.

It´s pretty much an expanded philosophy of "dont be a pussy"

>>40131233
But you still felt the need to comment on it.

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>>40130937
noice

>>40131233
this is /fit/, i'm sure a lot of people do care about his asshole

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This quote gets me through any lack of motivation

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>>40131521
here ya go

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>>40130909
>In times of weakness, in times of fear, and in times of pain, I need only pray to the God-Emperor
>"I will crush my weakness beneath the weight of my pride"

That or I think about her and the pot head she left me for - laughing at me. Anger at being made into a beta is a hella good motivator.

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r8 n h8 my playlist

>>40131710
>David Guetta

>>40131710
Holy shit that's motivating

>>40131233
You did, gayboy

>>40131817
Heh, "115"
The ticket to instant beast mode

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>>40131817
Normally i wouldn't listen to hardly any of that playlist but you seem to have it all fit into a nice theme so it works, gg m8. Have you considered adding some Mastodon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53fducWX9o


also yeah i finally managed to make a good cardio playlist, pic related always kicks me into overdrive

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>>40131817
>talks shit on david guetta listens to disturbed
bruh fuck ou here with that metal phil collins sounding goofy ass man and david guetta aint even that good

>>40131838
Need more vidya OSTs

>>40131844
> but you seem to have it all fit into a nice theme so it works

Nothing better then getting angy and workout

>>40130909
I think of the kid who used to bully me in middle school. He's friends with some of my other friends and he's all forgotten about it, and think I've put in the past. I actually use him for motivation in everything. Whenever I need to do something, I think about him and it gives me the energy and discipline to do it. I also give him terrible advice all the time. I'm planning to eventually ruin his life, but baby steps still. I only started speaking to him again a few months ago. I plan that within 3 years I'd be able to succeed.

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I watch Henry V and LotR pre-battle speeches for motivation.

>Siege of Harfleur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikynTH9oJg8

>St. Crispin's Day Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

>Charge of the Rohirrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs

>Battle of the Morannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgjbj5stgwU

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>>40131683
I fucking love Aristotle. Heres a favorite of mine. Fuck the haters

Not sure if any of ye fellas read comic books, but I find cardio boring as hell.
When I run, I like to pretend I'm Cable, running away from Bishop to protect the first mutant child born since M Day. It makes running less boring, and despite how autistic it is, there are no outward signs that that's what I'm doing.

I'm usually looking foward to working out so i dont need that much motivation.

When i warm up i focus on form, and when it's time to do working sets I try my best to get a really 'accurate' visulasation going. So if it's a bench press I picture the bar and my arms going up. OHP i imagine the bar going past my face and over the centre of gravity.

I also remind myself in my head of technique cues and all that stuff. I don't listen to music - but not for any particular reason.

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>>40132016
>>40131683
we quote postin now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64A_AJjj8M4

I watch this

>>40132076
as horrible as this real-life story was I used to watch this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_APmyjLkC4Y

>>40131300
>Not timing your reps to DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAY

I guess it's not a bad theme though.

watching and listening Dawn of War 3 trailer lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw

or imagining myself as one of the Imperial Fists in the parade
https://youtu.be/cZc6cr6G2E4

>>40131966
>Ride of the Rohirrim

Shivers down my spine.

>>40130937
I know that feel bro. Vegeta is GOAT

>Listen to german nationalist metal
>Templar, Crusader chants like Palastinlied
>ISIS Nasheeds
>Wardruna

Also

I don't want to fuck up my lifts cause I know it's going to take me 3 days or a week to try them again and I am very impatient and want everything as soon as possible.

>>40132251
>>ISIS Nasheeds
.......

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>>40130921
This so fucking much.
Every fucking hour of my day I want mires at all my efforts

>>40130937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heWu3hzOOHw

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I like to pretend in my head that I'm being mentored by my future self. My mentor helps me stick to my /fit/ lifestyle. If I fail, I'd be killing my future self who has an awesome beach body, 10/10 lover and has made it in every sense of the word.

>>40130909
In reality, if you get shot in a place with 1-hr medevac, you're probably going to die.

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I always run or jump rope with a mouthful of water. It builds will power, practices good breathing, and really works out your face muscles since you're trying to swallow it or spit it out. My face always burns after I do that. I think the Apaches did it when they were training their children.

>>40134549
*not swallow it or spit it out

>>40131142
This is the one that does it for me, I mouth the words along too if I'm struggling also get really pissed.

>>40131116
>>40131134
>>40131458
Sabaton literally turns me into the fucking hulk. I love it.

>>40131134
>>40131142
>>40134566
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

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>>40130909
>piss myself off thinking about times I've been autistic with women
>think about the girls who have stopped talking to me
>thing about who they're fucking now

Sends me into a rage desu senpai

Also I tell myself this
>you are the culmination of thousands upon thousands of years of natural selection
>your ancestors fought and killed and died just to create YOU
>will you make their sacrifice go to waste and become a genetic dead end
>or will you harden up and make something of yourself

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>>40130909
Ritualistic sacrifice with my viking buddies

>>40132251
Thats a pretty confused list you got there

So is nobody gonna point out that is not how you properly carry the 240B weapon system.

>>40131592

I fucking love Dan Carlin

>>40134549
>>40134555
Checked and will try it out

>>40134792
You ever marched with the 240b? Or even the 249? I've only done it with the 249 but that shit gets old. Fucking muzzle point outwards from formation and throw it on your back. Not everybody in the military walks around with popeye arms that can just low port carry that thing for hours on end. Actually I don't think anybody can.

>>40132251
Palästinalied is my power song.

>>40134792
A machine gun would never cost 240 billion you fucking idiot.

>>40131592
This
Podcasts/Audiobooks are infinitely better for keeping focused. I'm not saying music is bad, but if you're listening to something you're really interested in, you'll perform better.

>>40134413
that's so gay but I get it

>>40131134
>listening to christian rock

Think about the cat I had as a kid. Relaxes me, keeps my form good.

>>40134958

who /Jocko Podcast/ here?

>>40134413
I fucking hate that I think this is a good way to motivate yourself.

>>40134984
History podcasts/audio books for me only bro. Gotta get them intellectual gains along with the physical gains.

>>40134995

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT JOCKO PODCAST IS?

IT SEEMS YOU DON'T

THIS IS GOOD

>>40134995
There is literally only one good history podcast though

>>40130909
I do a roman salute before a pr. Massive fucking adrenaline rush.

>>40135007
I googled some of the podcast titles. Doesn't seem very intellectual to me. Motivating? Sure, but I don't think you'll learn much about the wider world while listening to it. I assume, again, just by looking at the titles of the podcast episode, it's more of an introspective thing, which is neat - But not something I'd personally dig.

>>40135008
Dan Carlin is great
SPY
Thinking Sideways
SYSK
And literally any history audiobook you feel like listening to. Invest in an audible membership, it's fucking based.

>>40134851
>>40131592
Seems interesting, should I just start by the first one, or is there no connection between the episodes and I can just start with whichever I find interesting ?

>>40135046
There's different series based on historical periods.

Genghis Khan, World War 1 and now I think it's on Perisa in antiquity. Always listen to them in order.

>>40135045

HE READS WAR BOOKS

IT'S FUCKING DANK

GET AFTER IT

I usually just start another one of my short stories

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>>40134413
lol this

>>40130921
Isn't that literally the most basic form of motivation though you fucking retard?

>>40135225
chill out, man

>>40135071
Ok, I'll start listening to it with today's workout, thanks

>>40135063

PUSSY IS IRRELEVANT YOUNG MAN

DO YOUR PUSHUPS AND DESTROY YUR ENEMIES

AUTISM IS VOGUE

>>40132251
>Wardruna
Good lad

>>40135282
I WILL I WILL DO MY PUSHUPS

>>40131142
Literally listening to this right now.

My main source of motivation is my superiority complex over everyone else and the disdain I feel against ugly people.

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I imagine a my cunty ex-girlfriend standing next to me talking me down

>You can't even do 5 reps you weakling
>YEAH WELL YOU FUCKING WHORE LOOK AT ME DO SIX

She also calls me a fat fuck whenever I have a cheat meal. I just throw down my fork, call her a cunt in my head and leave

I may be crazy but it helps

>>40131735
Rage is my prime motivator. Just bottle every single little shit and let it go when running or lifting. Just to show everyone, I guess.

I imagine I'm on Thule and literally think of Iron Pill and being virtú as fuark as I have italian blood. I think I'm a fucking roman gladiator and lift the fucking weights while listening to folk metal.

inb4 Latsbrah pls go

>>40134973
>Christain rock

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RCIrclHEhUw

>>40131946
You might be tsun-gay for him

>>40134944
kek

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Sometimes I look at pictures of my father when he was my age and /fit/, then I look in the mirror and think about how we have exactly the same build.

He died when I was just a young lad, so I don't even remember him.

But I want to be just like him, and I know he'd want me to be a strong man.

>>40130909
I take my lawyer with me to the gym and we go through any outstanding paperwork together, i like do a rep then sign a page off, do a rep sign a page.

We're a good team.

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>>40131710
>>40131817
Thanks for sharing these.
Here are some good jams for running, if anyone cares.

>>40136944
Does he at least spot you?

>>40134549
This is really interesting, I'll have to give it a shot

>>40130921

I actually take it a step further and mentally label other people on the cardio equipment as "quitters" if they finish before me, regardless of how long they've been going.

"It is not enough that I succeed. Others must also fail."
-Gore Vidal

>try to keep a very steady manual deep breath no matter what and pretend I'm like a monk or some shit
>actually helps me be more explosive with my workout

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Pure Spite desu senpai

Close my eyes and breathe into my balls. When it gets hard, imagine my waifu encouraging me.

>>40130909
Imagine everyone dead.

Not really autistic though, just edgy.

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genuinely do it for her

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>>40137670
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>40131220
Everyone here has body dysmorphia. It's like when an addict drops one habit for one not as bad.

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Who else /muscular Christianity/ here?

I spend my rest periods in prayer, asking God for the strength to complete the next set

Theres an old guy that runs the same track as me, we had a chat a few times.

Every times I see him I step up my game, I can't bare for him to see me fail...

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>>40130909
Watch jojo

>>40137741
Our Lord who art in gym
Natty be your name
Your gains come, your PRs be done
In squats as it is in bench

Give us this day our daily whey and forgive us our past bad form as we have also forgiven DYEL fags

And lead us not to machines but deliver us to endless compound lifts

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>>40137741
DEUS VULT

Idk if it's autistic, but I imagine my ex gf is watching me struggle through those last reps, then I get raging strength and finish them like they are nothing. It's a CD tho, only works every 10 minutes.

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>>40130909
>tfw I do semi-gay jojo poses everytime I'm infront of a mirror

It just feels so right desu

>>40131710
>rooney
>mahnigga.jpg

>>40137741

Does it count if I said "Come on. Reps for Jesus," before my last set of hammer curls today?

>>40138247
Dom pls

Look at film of my past pl meets where I bombed

burn it as fuel for my journey to success

Jesus, OP, that's a whole nother level of autism there.

>>40131946
I admire your revenge spirit. I wish I was self disciplined enough to plan someones life destruction

>>40131817
faggot shit.

>>40136922
My dad makes me want to be a fit and healthy person, because he was when he was my age

For my cardio I listen to retrowave, usually Dance with the Dead. They have a track that I listen to and imagine myself being a cop patrolling through a suburban neighborhood when I see some faceless thug peeling out from a burglary. It breaks into a chase at the climax of the song where we're in full sprints, hopping over fences and through lawns with my gun drawn and fast on his ass. I'm usually doing 10mph on the treadmill for a solid 40-50 seconds for this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o03Av-tGTok

The climax starts around 3:00

I drink sugary coffee because I feel like a piece of shit if I don't go to the gym afterwards.

>>40137978
Nothing about Jojo is gay what are you talking about

>>40130909
>will never actually see combat

it's not all it's cracked up to be, bro

>>40139633
Oh, sweet summer child.

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>>40139667
>implying

>>40137741
I went to eucharistic adoration after lifting this morning.

I remember that one day I'll be too old or sick or dead to workout.

>>40130909
I listen to Sitar music, often George Harrison, and pretend like squatting is cultivating some sort of inner peace

[spoiler]It is[/spoiler]

>>40139688
>one day I'll be too old or sick or dead to workout
>better waste the time I do have working out

>>40139882

>waste

R9k pls go

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>>40139901
>I LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN :DDDDD
How about YOU head on back to the douchehouse, meathead. Some of us are trying to have a legitimate discussion about inspiration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk0osDo7BDE

i watch this video. I'm only motivated by the absurd and nothingness

>>40131134
Bruh, heavy deads/squats to Panzerkamf.

>INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMIES MARCH
>COMRADES STAND SIDE BY SIDE TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE
>PANZERS ON RUSSIAN SOIL, A THUNDER IN THE EAST
>ONE MILLION MEN AT WAR, THE SOVIET WRATH UNLEASHED

Like damn

>>40131558
>Lose yourself
>Til I collapse

My negro. If you like Eminem, add Fight Music, Phenomenal, and Soldier

>>40137711
I'm here for music, why do you make me feel this way

>>40130909
watch fit girls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2CtniL8uyA

f

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>Watch/read sword and sorcery adventure stories
>Do wrestling taunts between sets to pump myself up
>Stand right in front of the mirror, staring at my own eyes miming "That doesn't count you fucking faggot" whenever I fail

I'm genuinely worried I'm autismo.

Also used to read Nordic history and mythology for inspo, but ran out of content.

>>40130909
Do you wanna get fucking hazed

>>40140288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE

>>40134488
Everyone else getting rekt on an IED except the one faggot who didn't bother learning 9liner

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I just started using Spotify, help me build my tiny running playlist

>>40131817
>that title
Giggled

>>40139555
You might like Trevor Something if you're into retro.

>>40140791
I know of Trevor Something.

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>>40130909
>Think of my old girl sucking chads dick and how pissed off it made me
>Read articles on animal abuse and child abuse until the point where I literally want to tear someone in half
>Pr on all 3 lifts
Every time

>>40135925
I'm just imagining this pissed off dude eating, and then all of a sudden just throws his fork and leaves, while everyone stares.
>>40137711
holy shit this was autistic..

>>40130937
Im glad Im not the only one that listens to DBZ sound tracks.

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I think about my oneitis. I close my eyes and see her face. I imagine that we are happy together.

She's married and lives in a different state
>pls end my life

listen to sissy hypno videos.

>>40130982

>on treadmill

>walking.

Oh, you...

For cardio, at least when the weather permits, I used to put on my running apparel, which was obviously running shoes, track pants, and heart rate tracking watcher. Id kinda think to myself, if I take all this shit off now without doing anything I may as well kill myself. And off I went like forest gump.

>>40130921
Normie

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>>40132251
>Nasheeds

I do too wonder why Im addicted to this stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2EEUmHkpog

>>40131142
THIS
Also summoning's old morning's dawn album and thy serpent
Too bad i cant listen to music because i have to listen to my coach

>>40130909
>that Plato quote
You mean Xenophon.

http://perseus.uchicago.edu/perseus-cgi/citequery3.pl?dbname=GreekFeb2011&getid=1&query=Xen.+Mem.+3.12

>>40131134
>viking music
There are no historically recorded pieces of viking music. The closet to it is Scandinavian folk.

>>40134973

>christian rock

kill yourself my man

>>40139983
>Panzerkamf
Thanks for the tip, mate

Thinking of all the cringy things I did in my past and then use that emotion to lift in anger

>THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THE BEAT
>IT'S AN ARMY ON THE MARCH
>LONG WAY FROM HOME
>PAYING THE PRICE, IN YOUNG MEN'S LIVES

>>40139667
>I wouldn't welcome the sweet release of death

>>40144444
RIP (You)

I listen to Charlgemane while i lift

>>40137741
respect desu

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>>40140482
My worst nightmare.

>>40143459
>summoning's

Mein nigger.
Caradhras is pure joy.
You should check out Caladan Brood too, they are amazing too.

I just keep telling myself that i'm not worth shit until i got some good gains.

I browse a Japanese image board's fitness section.

I listen to Amon Amarth and I imagine my ancestors getting their village attacked. When my lifts start to falter, I think that I wouldn't be here today if somebody centuries ago didn't strike back.

Semi autistic

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>>40145354
>Semi

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>>40145201
>I just keep telling myself that i'm not worth shit until i got some good gains.

>>40146100
Someone fit my entire existence into a single drawing.
Thats nice.

I might have some of the most autistic ones here, I LOVE hype commentators in sports and imagine they're talking about me during maxes
https://youtu.be/xfFrDS2cCKA
https://youtu.be/Ke5F31ZBlAM
https://youtu.be/FRnFN1acOYI
https://youtu.be/AKPhQBPD_bQ
https://youtu.be/eaIeLnbUyfM

>>40131817
Already posted in the cardio thread
Random list:

Shadowplay
Somebody Told Me
Mr. Brightside
Smile Like You Mean It
(the Killers)

Don't Stop
Universally Speaking
Purple Stain
Californication
(RHCP)

Reptilia
Automatic Stop
Modern Age
Meet Me in the Bathroom
(Strokes)

Everything is Free
Cookies with a Smile
Happy Violence
Bubble Butt
White Noise Red Meat
(Dada Life)

Stress
D.A.N.C.E.
One Minute to Midnight
Genesis
(Justice)

LRAD
Power Glove
(Knife Party)

Raise Your Weapon
Strobe
(Deadmau5)

Lullabies
Crash
Gold
(Adventure Club)

Mirage of People
Allein
(Eric Prydz)

White Lies
Nevada
(Vicetone)

Back in Black
Hells Bells
Its A Long Way to the Top
High Voltage
(AC/DC)

Pompeii
(Audien)

Thunder
Lift Off!
Moscow
(W&W)

Apollo
Spaceman
(Hardwell)

>>40137147
> get on tread mill
>after about an hour another dude gets on the treadmill next to me
> about 5 minutes later finish my workout
>dude next to me stares at me and mumbles something in his beard
>2 minutes later see him at the reception

Lifting for master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRbSr5kHsS8

>>40130909

OP, it is not autistic to give a practical use to philosophy.

Philosophy is a good way to improve yourself and your life. Philosophy shouldn't be used as mental masturbation like most academic people and college degree faggots use it.

The Metal Gear Rising is GOAT for motivation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PA9HmD42DE&index=8&list=PL1tFM4hAoC6VGoSUQBWXdykwzjT96cYeb

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>>40139683
Looks like a whole bunchh of fun.

>>40144259
This and Ghost Division get me those pr's.
>They are the panzer elite
>Born to compete
>Never retreat
>GHOST DIVISION

>>40148020
MGSV soundtrack is pretty good.

I pretend I am Vegeta, ascending to super saiyan and beyond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_mXP8jXU2s

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>>40131817
>carpenter brut
>doom ost
my man

>tfw running while bfg division plays and it starts to pick up

Alright I wanted to post mine last night but I had to appeal a ban
For motivation, before I get to the bar, I slide my heels on the floor 3 times, then grab the bar and ungrab it while spinning it for roughly 5 seconds, why do I do this bros?

>>40130909
>running the Mogadishu mile....

as soon as my wisdom teeth/dry sockets heal imma run with you in spirit brother

>>40136922
>>40139501
My dad is one of those dudes who says "Yeah I used to bench 275 and do 135lb weighted pull ups back in my day" and you wouldn't guess that from looking at him.

So my goal is to get a 280lb+ bench and 140lb+ pull up to emasculate my dad

>>40130909
>every morning when I rise
>I shout this loudly to the skies
"I am the Angel of Death!"

>>40131710
>when did your heart go missing
Damn son, you're alright.

>>40151705
Could never argue against running on hardball because of that shit.

>>40131817
Ah yes I was waiting for someone to post the Ford Taurus of music play lists

>>40134413
Just homo enough to work

>>40146135
Right

>>40140003
Mmm not feeling amped by listening to them, but I might give them a few more listens.

>>40140740
Here
>>40131710
I made this one and it's my fav running playlist so far

>>40137147
I do this too, now that you mention it

If I'm running next to someone I always have to try and keep pace with them, like I'm in a competition/race with them, or I have to work hard so they don't think for a second that I'm slacking or something

I gain a special kind of satisfaction when someone gets on a treadmill after I start and gets off before I finish

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>feeling weak
>one more set
>GO BEYOND
>PLUS... ULLLLLTTTRRRRAAAAA

I also zone out a lot and imagine I'm a medieval warrior chopping through fuckers in the name of honor and justice

>>40131558
soundcloud but fuck it, it amps me up a bit
https://soundcloud.com/tokarev/incognito

>>40130909
are you Elliot hulse?

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>>40132068

I make eye contact with myself in the mirror and say to myself "i coulda just bought bigger pants"

>>40145354
Don't listen to Gods of War Arise then.

i listen to DOOM music and pretend im getting swole to fight demons

>>40135925
>At restaurant
>Some chubby guy wolfing down his meal
>Looks happy
>Suddenly he looks furious
>Shouts 'fuck off cunt' to no one in particular
>Throws fork on table
>Storms out
>mfw

>>40130921

I'm genuinely glad to know that I'm not the only person doing this

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I continually listen to the same song over and over, thinking about my future, while sperging out in my chair and giving the Roman salute and shouting heil Hitler at the top of my lungs.

>>40131220
That's a great idea.

>repeat the words "bigger, stronger, faster" once the sets start becoming near impossible to finish

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>>40139633
>>40139669

>>40137741
I bet you used to do a lot of drugs.

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>>40157830

>>40158062
Damn I know 3 ex-addicts that turned to Jesus during rehab/sobriety.
Why do drugs cause people to become killjoy Christfags?

I imagine this girl standing by the poolside cheering me on, or showing our future son that his dad isn't a low-life drug addict slacker like mine was.

I don't imagine my own success, I imagine my future son's.

>>40130909
I'm training for the military. Every time that I'm tired and don't want to run, or my hips or sore and I want to avoid lifting, I remind myself that some 14 year old living off of rice and chicken feet is running barefoot with an AK so that he can kill me and my family. Keeps me humble, but also makes me angry enough to put in the damn work.

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>>40130909
I have a waifu.

>>40158207
Junkies can't into moderation

thinking about hownfat i will otherwise be

>>40130909
Somehow I ended up being a new age hippie when I was 12 and started meditating, since then I grew out of thee new age shit but meditation became a habit to me, when I'm struggling with something physical that doesn't require my full attention, like running and other repetitive efforts. I just focus and my mind slips away to other places, so much that I sometimes run more than I originally wanted to.

It's pretty good and with the right state of mind you can go through a whole workout in one single trance, as long no one is around to bother you.

>>40131211

I like you. That's really cool.

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>>40130909
I always thing 'What would Marcus Aurelius do here' when i'm making a decision.

>>40131172
>Enters thread explicitly stating autism
>Gets offended by said autism

LOL

>>40135008
Have you listened to the history of Rome?

>>40134549
do you think it contributed to facial features like pic related or does that come down purely to genetics? I've got a good facial structure myself but there's always room for improvement

Every time i do cardio i just listen to Jungle ( reggae Drum and Bass ) really keeps me in good vibes + the up tempo keeps me going.. when lifting i just play the hardest fucking hood shit i can find and blast that.

>>40161115
>What would Marcus Aurelius do here
I really really wish I had read the meditations earlier in my life.

Sabaton - To Hell and Back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ksLxpPhc8

Sabaton - Ballad of Bull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQXHAAgtKZs

Sabaton - Swedish Pagans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu5kfeapEA

>>40131372
Sakta i backarna nu, bögjävel

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I pray the rosary during my sets.

Or I'll listen to XXXTENTACION or Death Grips.

Or sometimes Ranger cadences.

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>>40130909
Made a pof account and started messaging girls garbled messages.
Pic related

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>>40165487
Meant

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>>40165487
>>40165492

>>40130921
when I jog I try to find a hot chick far ahead, and imagine I am hunting her down.
If I manage to pass her I just keep running and try to find a new hot chick.
>>40130909
Also I scream "KAKAROT" on the last rep, in my best Vegeta voice.

>>40130909
think about war, what it really is and then proceed to give everything i got

pinch legmuscle to wake me up

think about the the one thing that makes me angry truly, to unleash hatred within my very soul

listen zyzz and motivation clips

>>40137055
thanks m8, im picking a few from your list

>>40131966
jesus christ that speech aragorn gives at the last battle in LOTR. i thought i was the only autist who listens to that to get pumped before a workout.

>>40162989
how do suppose to read it, like normal book from end to end?
i always just pick up random pages and read some passages

>>40166134
Its not like there's a right way. Its a collection of his thoughts and maxims, its not like hes Nietszche forming a clusterfuck of a philosophy over a dozen books

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Can the anon who creates those mixtape please post more?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CAnKkogLFV

just listen to meme grips tqbh