Any of you guys remember the post last night by the /fit/izen

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shieet nigga

GOD DAMN I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SLUT'S POOPER. THE LAST TIME I FUCKED A GIRL'S POOPER WAS 3 MONTHS AGO AND HOLY SHIT WAS IT TIGHT

>>40129715
muh dick

wood berry

sauce?

>>40129715
HIGH TEST ALSO WHAT >>40129737 SAID

>>40129715
Who?

All of you fucking retards asking for sources need to learn how to reverse image. It took me maybe 10 seconds.

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I'll never get a girl like this...

Who gives a shit about that faggot who the fuck is this Semen Demon Fluid Druid?

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>>40129955
>>40129955
>>40129955
>>40129955
WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS.
WHAT I WOULD GIVE!
TO THINK THAT SOME MEN GET TO SPEND HOURS, DAYS, YEARS WITH A GIRL WHO LOVES THEM AND WHO THEY GET TO LIFT WITH, WHO THEY GET TO EAT WITH, WATCH MOVIES AND GO TO THE THEATER WITH, AND PLAY WITH.
HOW IT MUST FUCKING BE NICE TO SPEND ALL SEASONS WITH A GIRL, FROM VALENTINE'S DAY, TO SUMMER, TO HALLOWEEN, TO CHRISTMAS, WHERE ALL THESE DAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT, WHERE I FEEL LIKE SHIT TO GO TO THE THEATER ALONE.
I WOULD LOVE FOR A GIRL TO LOVE ME, I WOULD LOVE TO GO TAKE A GIRL TO THE MALL TO HELP BUY HER SEXY CLOTHING THAT SHE WOULD WEAR BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY, I'D KILL TO EAT AT A TABLE FOR TWO RATHER THAN A TABLE FOR ONE AND EAT MY FOOD QUICKLY LIKE AN ANIMAL WHILE PEOPLE STARE AT MY LONELY EXISTANCE. I'D DRAG MILES OF CHAINS TO HAVE A GIRL PUT HER ARMS AROUND MY COLD NECK AND LOOK IN MY EYES. I'D SHOOT MY OWN FOOT TO HAVE A GIRL WANT TO HOLD MY HAND. I'D BITE MY OWN FINGER OFF TO HAVE A GIRL CALL ME TO THE COUCH TO SNUGGLE WITH HER.

I LIFT TO GET THESE THINGS THAT SO ONE DAY A GIRL MAY WANT TO BE WITH ME.

THESE WEIGHTS? HAH! THEY ARE NOT HEAVY

GOING TO THE GYM IS NOT HEAVY NOR HARD

THESE FUCKING DIETS ARE NOT HARD

THESE CHAINS OF WEIGHT ARE NOT HARD

HARD IS BEING ALONE, EATING ALONE, GOING TO BED ALONE, WATCHING MOVIES ALONE, AND SITTING ALONE ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME! THAT IS WHAT IS HEAVY! MY FEELS ARE HEAVIER THAN ANY BENCH PRESS OR ANY IRON I CAN FIND!

>>40130044
CO-FUCKING-CAINE

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>>40130044
You're are never alone anon, you have us :)

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>>40130044
Can you fucking stop making me feel like shit?

>>40130044
Jesus Christ, dude. You're gonna be sorely disappointed when you finally manage to get a gf.

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>>40130129
Life sucks, doesn't it?

>>40130151
what a fuckin chad thing to say

Loneliness is the worst fucking feeling possible.

>>40130151
Depends on the girl desu

I avoid Christian chicks because I know they won't be kinky

is the girl in OP a real girl or a fake girl?

>>40130159
I lost my virginity at 26 dogg, I'm not exactly a "Chad". I'm just saying that having a gf won't fix the emptiness you feel inside. It's nice to have someone love you and to love them back, but it's not a panacea either.

Is there a point to go on, knowing u will never ever have this? Please brahs...be honest....

That 10/10 will NEVER fart on my face. NO 10/10 WILL EVER fart on my face.

Im done brahs...

Are you any of you faggots going to answer my question or just fap and cry about the retarded pic of that girl

>>40130218
shut up

>>40130218
fap and cry

>>40130218
fap and cry ;(

is somebody going to give source or what>>40129715

>>40130044
Wew lad

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>having your thread backfire on you

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>>40130425
I wish a girl would backfire her piss on me...

that's a man, baby

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>>40130459
pls yes

>>40130163
>Christian chicks
>aren't kinky

nigga you've been missing out

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>>40129955
>my ex had short hair like this
>she had pierced nipples like this
>she had a bathroom like this

>started dating the fucking fedora loser at the same job
>got the job I applied for months ago even after my coworkers gave them a recommendation for me

>>40130478
My friends say they are the most kinky, but I don't see it. Explain please

>>40129715
Pretty sure that was a joke.

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>>40130484
>tfw also had qt short haired brunette ex
>tfw she had pierced nips
>tfw she had firm nice tits

You don't ever move on from people, anon. Not people who you thought about spending your life with. You just learn to live without them

>>40130532
honestly I wasn't that upset. She was cool but she clearly found something about me she didn't like because after a few months she started getting distant and she never wanted to make it "official".

I had a feeling it wasn't going to last but getting dumped by her still felt really shitty. Haven't attempted dating anyone since but granted that's for different reasons.

>>40129715
butterface

>>40129955
> blue board

>>40130070
danny? is that you?
your a jew and I hope your stalker stabs you

>>40129715
butterface

>>40130195
You need Jesus to fill your heart

>>40129715
That was me. I had to stay overnight, and when I got back the thread had 404'd so I couldn't update.

The hand shaking was not diabetes (as the anon suggested), I have severe nerve damage in my right arm. There are also other complications (which is why I stayed overnight), but no diabetes.

Very much alive, but will never lift again.

>>40130044
t. nofap

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>>40130044

>>40130163
unless daddy issues be real here man

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>>40129715
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>40129715
JESSUS CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST

>>40130159
you're right. it's like rich people telling you "you don't need money to be happy", when they don't know the sorrow and deprivation it brings to have none

>>40130951
Was it caused by the injecting? How do you feel about this? Fuck dude. So this is your peak now, and you will just slowly go down to being dyel from here?

>>40129715
>>40129955
Is there anymore?

>everyone going mad over a short-haired girl

Faggots

>>40130218
He got diabetes

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>>40130044

>>40130044
The first couple of months with a girl is gonna be amazing. After that, you're in for a lot of arguing and stuff. It's good to be with a woman if you're looking into starting a family, but if it's just because you're lonely, you're gonna have a shitty time. Trust me. It's better to be single unless you're ready to settle down. Those hot girls you wanna test drive? Yeah. It's not gonna fulfill your life. Rather, it'll hijack your like and distract you.

>>40130044
Fuck you man I didn't need these feels.

>>40130484
Was her name Rachel?

>>40134352
She has nice tits though. And she isn't fat.

>>40129715
she's so average. apart from those boobs, they're perfect. how do i convince my gf to get a boob job without destroying what little is left of her self esteem?

>>40130044
Read this in a thick Russian accent and it made me kek

>>40129955
Ho Lee Fuk

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>>40130044
haha... w-what a beta virgin

>>40130044
put me in screen cap

also nice digits

ayy lmao

>>40130044
Damn I read this before going to the gym and then I hit a new PR

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>>40131268

>>40130494
Slippery slope. If they're going to be sexually impure with you they might as well try everything

>>40130494
So "Christian" gets tossed around a lot, it can mean anything from "I believe in the inerrancy and sufficiency of scripture" to "we go to grandmas church on Christmas and Easter".

The latter example is boring, normie teir sex. The more rigid the moral structure the more likely the girl will be a freak. The first example will require your conversion and marriage, but it's the theoretical zero point of fantastic, mind blowing sex.

>>40129955
By Allah's sweaty ballbag, that is a woman worth a thousand camels.

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>>40129913
not with that attitude

>>40129955
I beat...I beat my dick so goddam hard my leg is numb, I can't feel my leg.

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>>40136040

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>>40136040
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>40130545
this is not pornography it is art

nigger

>>40136040

moar!

>>40136040
F A T
A
T

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>>40130044
Shakespeare for bros

>>40130044
Lol wait till you get a gf and find out how crappy it really is, sonny

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>>40129715
>liking short haired girls

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>40136232
Wouldn't fuck girl in Op either, but damn that's one ugly body.

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>>40131268

>>40136252
>Wouldn't fuck girl in Op either
t. faggot

>>40136232
>not liking short haired girls
Faggot.

>>40136326
He's right though. She looks like a bat without wings.

>>40130044
Post pic, anon :)

>>40136232
I R E L A N D

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>>40136232
Thats some real gray alien looking bitch, what the fuck

>>40130159
>>40132580

Lol except we do.

I was a virgin till 23 and no relationship till 25. I was on r9k since literally its first day, been there done that lol...

Things get better but you'll still be lonely, probably. Takes more than just a GF to fix that feeling. Same goes for lifting.

You'll only 'make it' when you die

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>>40134811
>Rachel
Fuck right in the feels. It seems like everytime I get a oneitis, her name is rachel.

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>>40130044

>>40136232
I like skinny girls like this.

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>>40130044

>>40130044
duble dubs of truth

>>40130044
>HARD IS BEING ALONE, EATING ALONE, GOING TO BED ALONE, WATCHING MOVIES ALONE, AND SITTING ALONE ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME! THAT IS WHAT IS HEAVY! MY FEELS ARE HEAVIER THAN ANY BENCH PRESS OR ANY IRON I CAN FIND!


Dude every day is a new PR when you are alone.

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>>40129715
>tfw doing nofap
>tfw day 4
>already thinking about beating my meat like it owed me 50 bucks from last year
>tfw see this image


I R O N W I L L
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>>40136732
this

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>>40130044
>tfw no gf to argue with over trivial things
>tfw no gf to apologize to when you know you were wrong
>tfw no gf to go out of your way and do something special for her to make it up to her
>tfw no intimate make up sex
>tfw no gf who will wrap her arms around you and massage your head when you feel like shit and vice versa
>tfw no gf who is always down to try out something you want even though everyone else thinks its stupid
>tfw no gf who always argues that she loves you more
>tfw no gf to cover in the rain as you get wet

>This thread
I think /a/,/r9k/ and the rest of the pathetic boards are all having a massive laugh at how absolutely pathetic /fit/ is.KYS all of you

>>40136232
SHE ISN'T EVEN WEARING HER FUCKING SHOES CORRECTLY

>>40136900
Kek

>>40129737
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>40129715

mommmyy

m-m-mommy

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUCCC

>>40129955
What was the image? link?

>>40137714

It was the girl in OP topless, and it was glorious.

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>>40130044

>>40130195
Listen to this guy.

Its great at times, but at others it can be really tough since you need to take care of someone else too. That's fine on the good days, but when you're having a shit day, and she is asking for things and wants to talk/needs consoling it can be tough.

You need to be happy alone before you can be happy with someone

>>40136326
>Not liking ugly fat dykes is gay
No it isn't, you pathetic low-standard cuck.

>>40137737
Share it please dear anon.

>>40138291
http://i.imgur.com/yffh2ec.jpg

>>40138529
god's work

>>40138529
>ugly hair & face
>fat arms
>pierced nipples
>stomach sucked in and still visibly fat
>ass flat even though it's pushed out
Terrible. You guys need to stop giving uggos attention.

>>40130044
You say you would give up anything....would you give up your self doubt and self pity?