Is Garlic the GOAT?

WA

>>40127955
WAH

>>40128001
WAH

I'M-A GONNA WIN!!!!

>>40128020
WAH HA HA

It keeps away gains vampires.

>>40127943
"Detox" is a buzzword the only thing that can help "detoxify" is your liver

>>40127943
I loved garlic because it's delicious. All the health properties bullshit doesn't matter, it's fucking delicious and adds loads of flavor to any dish.

My parents took me to the Amazon rainforest when I was 12 years old but I was hating it because of all the bugs and parasites, until my dad told me to eat a clove of garlic every day when I wake up. Bugs didn't bother me and I was the only member of my family who didn't get sick. I used to eat a clove every day until I started dating a girl who complained that I smell like garlic all the time
>tfw spooing your qtpi gf but all you can think about is garlic

>>40130267
>garlic made your blood so toxic even the bugs didn't want to drink it
really makes you ponder

I eat a few cloves when I'm sick. Its a great antibiotic

>>40130294
hol up

anti-biotic

biotic be meaning biological in french speak

but humans be biological

SO U SAYIN GARLIC BE A POISON NIGGUH

>tfw garlic made my jizz taste bad

Feels bad man

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I remember in Earthbound, early on the billboard character talks about how ripped he is because he eats lots of garlic.

It never occurred to me that it might be accurate.

So. I'm trying raw garlic for the first time.

Ow. My stomach.

I assume you can build a tolerance?

>>40127943

Pros

Very good for health
Tasty

Cons

Makes you stink like garlic
People will crack jokes about you being French.