The perfect preworkout drink doesn't exi-

>>40124273
That's pussy shit

>>40124259
I'll chomp on that b8 m8.

What the fuck is pic related?

Looks like a peanut butter smoothie with chocolate or dates? Or someone puked up cookie dough. Either or.

>>40124295
>not sipping
never gonna make it

>>40124687
>making marketing posts

even better:
>doing it for le MEMZ xd

>>40124548
this

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Checkmate

>>40124442
Cuban coffee

>>40124259
>someone shat in my cup
Come on

>>40124548
Are you me?

>>40124259
>>40124442
>>40125924
>dat hyphy mud

>>40124259
this with 2 girls

Any meal with creatine should given you more than enough energy to workout

This is what I drink, it's pretty good
>32oz of black coffee
>Vanilla whey
>Scoop of creatine

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>>40124259

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>first sip of the day

>>40124548
Seriously though does this work?

>>40127239
I'm... going to try this. sounds tasty.

>>40125871
>getting fat macros from fucking COFFEE

just why

>>40124273
These are all trash flavors though. Original, protein, or coffee, or GTFO

>>40127413

>It tastes delicious
>It boosts your metabolism to godly levels if you have it every morning before food
>Chances are you should be eating more fat than you are

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>>40127416
*sips fedora*

>>40127456
None of these statements are correct though

>>40127456
Butter and coconut oil don't 'boost' your metabolism, wtf are you literally a soccer mom? Get off 4chan

>>40127551
>drinking that nasty 0 calorie shit
I hope you get ass cancer my friend

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>>40127669
>he doesn't boost

>>40127669

Yes they do and they boost your test, all assuming you aren't taking in carbs when you have this in the morning.

>>40127377
Checked

And no. If you drink before lifting you will see noticeable weakening from your normal working weight for that session.

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>>40127669
>not eating a block of butter and a tub of coconut oil a day to go extra metabolic and burn an extra 1000 calories

>>40127753
Lol, I'll bite.

Citation needed

Preworkout is the biggest fucking meme in the supplement industry.

Just coffee. If you need more caffeine from energy drinks then you have a caffeine problem and have lost control of your life and probably won't ever make it.

>>40127797
you do realise a typical 500ml energy drink has 40mg less caffeine than a small/short starbucks coffee?

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>>40127669
>>40127753
>>40127773
I wouldn't say it "boosts" your metabolism, but saturated fat does increase testosterone levels. That's why GOMAD has you eating so much of it.

>>40127669
Every morning I drink a 20oz glass of olive oil and I only weigh 84 lbs while eating 4000 calories the rest of the day. My doctor actually wants me to stop boosting my metabolism with these fats because it's getting too fast.

>>40127827
But is also has ginseng and 3000% daily values of a bunch of other vitamins. I don't know about you but I've taken a multivitamin before and it messed with me.

>>40127837
Wrong x1000

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>>40127873
>Wrong x1000

>>40127886
>>wrong x10000

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>>40127773
>>40127873
>>40127906
Alright fag, here you go. 1/10 made me reply.

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>>40127958
>using windows

>>40127859
>doctors hate him

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>>40127867
OK so you're walking it back and admitting you're relying on bogus numbers and anecdotal evidence that's barely relevant. Thanks for at least admitting it.