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>>40122066
god damn i love Bill Burr.

>>40122066

lmao hilarious.

>>40122152
Fat people hate like this is literally the best thing ever, I could read this as a bedtime story to my niece.

>>40122152
great

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Imagine the smell

What episode of my 600lb life is the best ?

Fat fuk here

Been doing 5x5 for a couple weeks now and eating 2250cal a day and somehow I gained 3 pounds this week.

>>40123650

How tall are you?

2250 is a lot of food for a cut even if you are very tall

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>>40122152
Any moar like this?

>>40122066
i havent flown in a plane since puberty. im scared of taking up too much room. im 6'3 and played football in college. do people get mad if non-fat people are big enough to make seating tight?

>>40123818
>not even a TDEE of atleast 3000

not gonna make it

>>40123650

You're still eating too much. dude. Drop it to 1750 for a week and see how it goes.

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For some chance, I'll post my feminism folder in here.

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>>40123925

>>40124030
Just buy the men's product.

>>40123998
THESE HOES AINT LOYAL

>>40123818

It isnt if you jog/walk a few miles every day matey.

I'm 5ft10 and my TDEE is around 2600/2700 daily without gym and 3100 on a gym day and im eating a 1k calorie deficit.

Ive been at it 3 months and lost 2+ pounds a week without fail. Only people that drive everywhere and do no real cardio because it "kills gains" have a shit TDEE.

>>40123893
Nah bro being naturally big like that is way different, that fat fuck in the rant is in full control of his fat fuck size so youre good.

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>>40123629
All of them.

Just binge watch them like a obese person binges cheetos.

Season 5 is going to have a "celebrity" from 4chan, FATBOYGETDOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM&list=PLjaOw_IeyfEqxmFRHE2xO_osvFS8o_lHF

This fuck is also know as John Assanti. He gained internet fame when he was in a weight loss program at a hospital and was kicked out when he ordered pizza.

I don't want to spoil 600 pound life with the people who actually gain weight during the show but there are actually some people who do really fucking well on the show. One girl in particular went from a 600 pound monster to a slim cutie. She still has to deal with the excess skin, but she got her shit together.

Nobody noticed or said anything when I gained weight.

Everybody has noticed and is complimenting me on my weight loss. :/

They all just let me get fat and never said anything... Don't let this happen to your friends, if you see they're getting uncontrollably fatter, intervene, please.

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That's all I have. Hope some of them brought a smile to some of you.

At last some redpill article.

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>>40123950

>>40124069
I don't know if this fucking horrible "artist" triggers /fit/ as much as he does other forums. The kiwi farms (RIP in peace) and other places have tens of thousands of posts going ballistic because of how absolutely terrible this shit comic is.

>>40124064
>Just buy the men's product.
but then you wouldn't have a pretty pretty pink razor to tell you that you are a girl today.

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>>40123963
>Kid A

>>40124140
Is this real?

>>40123963
>Caring about what others do
It's not their business or problem and they still get mad about it. That is how ISIS was formed.

>>40124146
Remember those "It's Ok, I had Subway" Advertisements in the 2000's?

" ITS OK, IT'S LOW FAT MAYO"

I want to vomit right now. Mayo soup with butter.
It is so awful that it makes the cupcake wrapper eating seem trivial. It's like a director trying to get a pg-13 rating for a borderline R movie. They add in something specifically horrific, get the R rating and then just remove that horrific thing and get the pg-13 rating with everything they wanted in the movie.

>>40124156
They were afraid you would sperg out on them, as most fatties do when their fatness is mentioned.

>>40124232
we don't want her either.

>>40124030
I'll never get these idiots. You can either
a) Buy the men's product
b) Refuse buying the men's product because they're not in pink packaging, therefore validating their marketing techniques

There's nothing stopping me from buying women's shampoo/deodorants either, if I find that they work better or cost less.

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>>40122066
>cant you literally stop eating?
>you are eating yourself
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

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But have you guys heard about being transfat

>>40124264
I buy women's hair products because I like smelling like flowers and apples instead of "super dark cold edge darkness steel"

>>40124030
Gee it's almost as if female razors are built with better materials because they're required to cut finer hair.

>>40124153
Where can I bingewatch them?

>>40124293
should I be buying womens razors to shave my ass and balls then?

>>40124291
Same, but if companies doubled down on the male-targeted ads I'd be tempted to buy
>Quattro Titanium GORE "folded over a billion times" Penta-Performance Formula "Pshh, nothing personnel kid" Vin Diesel® razor blades

>>40124232
>home of sexuals
Boy i see this shit all the time, these type of women are a diamond dozen. Just shows to go it's really a doggy dog world out there.

>>40124153
I'm more a fan of Secret Eaters. 600 pound life is too disgusting for me. The trailer alone made me rage/feel sorry for these fucking fat shits.

>>40123939
okay im actually mad now

>>40124357

I think supersize vs superskinny is a good mix. None of them are super super fat but theres a ton of fatlogic to get mad at and seeing the fitness coaches just telling them they are wrong is also fun.

>>40124357
Same here, I also love watching I used to be fat. Seeing fatty logic get destroyed feels good, and those who don't give a damn don't lose weight. Good show

>>40124124
>gaining weight with current amount of calorie intake
>refuses to lower calories to lose more weight
>it's not calories that are making me gain weight bro!
>being an example of fat ass mentality in a fat hate thread
Okay then.
Your body defies all logic and if you lower your calories more you will still continue to gain weight. Don't change anything you're doing because it won't change your body.

>>40124329
This show is hard to find for free in anything but shit quality. I picked up seasons 1-3 on Amazon and season 4 was on demand with my cable. Season 5 just started 3 weeks ago and is on Wednesday nights. You can go to the show website for some free episodes. Im watching Charity's story right now - jesus christ it's a freak show.

>>40124030
to be fair, razor for women are much more comfy to shave with

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>>40123987
This can't be real...

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>>40124146
>butter, mayonnaise and a lot of "hot sauce" in a bowl is food for Americans

What the fuck are you guys even eating

>>40124140
im mad again

>>40123998
women are so shitty.

>>40123998
>lost the weight so she could be a role model for her two children
>leaves husband and father of her children the moment she can fuck Chad

>>40124396

What? Im losing weight my man. Im saying that he isnt active enough because if he was, 2250 a day would be fine for losing weight.

Wtf are you even talking about, I think you may have misread what I typed or something.

>>40124435
Thanks m8, any idea about secret eaters?

>>40124539
Only third season in shitty quality here:

http://www.watchseriesgo.to/serie/secret_eaters

>>40124524
Femanon here. Don't act like guys don't do the same thing the moment they lose weight either. It's apart of human nature, your partner says everything about who you are. That's why I exclusively date black men, they are so much more hung than you white "men"

>>40124127
>I hear rape is an even bigger problem in there
kek'd

>>40124472
>he doesn't enjoy mayo soup

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>>40124146
>oh shit nigger what are you trying

>>40124030
>the ending scared me

>>40124524
This, women are fucking worthless trash.

>tell my mum about me trying to lose weight
>ask her to not buy so many muffins and biscuits and shit like that, or at least just buy stuff for herself
>if anything she has bought more
>also keeps giving my dog food from her plate

why, ive talked to her so many times about it

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>>40124568
3/8 b8

obvious but it will not fail.

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>>40124557
Thank you, Anon! Appreciate the link

>>40123650
>>40124124

Hey fatso

1. You need to go under 2000 calories a day and a nightly fast would help tremendously.

A. - For breakfast, eat around 600-700 calories. Eggs scrambled, fruit, and cereal (nothing sugary, cheerios fucking rule) with a little milk is fine.

B. Have a nice big lunch at 800 calories. Have a lean protein as your main course. This could be white meat chicken, pork, beef, fish, etc. None of this should be fried. Have some veggies with it and go ahead and have a snack that is less than 200 calories. Realize that could be either two standard size granola bars or three oreo cookies. Once you look at the calories of what you are eating you will realize that the shit foods you are eating are calorie bombs. A slice of apple pie can easily be over 500 calories.

Dinner - same as lunch but something different for the protein. NO SNACKS. Keep it under 600 calories.

Then fast. After dinner do not eat anything and try to eat dinner 3-4 hours before you go to sleep.

Do not drink any soda and stop sugary snacks.

If you do this - you will lose 1 pound every week. If you exercise while doing this, you could lose 1.5-2 pounds every week.

>>40124615
My parents are the same. They grew up in a communist shithole and eating shitty and sometimes not enough was common for them. So they are never happy, apart from the times I'm bulking, because I'm too thin for them, so they try to sabotage me with great but calorie dense home made food.

>>40124114
Every time I see her, I imagine her breathing like that kid from Hey, Arnold!

>>40124653
>nightly fast
>not just skipping breakfast

>>40124665
fishmouth

it's prevalent in the FAS crowd.

>>40124653

Im not the same guy lmao. I responded to try and say he isnt active enough.

Fuck i didnt realise /fit/ was fucking retarded. Why would someone say they were gaining weight to suddenly say they were losing it.

>>40124615
>also keeps giving my dog food from her plate
jesus christ, kill her.

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>>40124355
Also, tell Randy's fat ass to frig off. I told him that he should stop eating so much garbage, but he just kept on doing it.

I hate to say I toad a so, but I toad a so.

Trailer park boys is based as fuck for yelling at Randy for being so fucking fat

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>>40124114
It recently came to my attention that the Fishmouth syndrome (as seen in the post quoted) is related to the parent consuming alcohols whilst pregnant.
So there's that.

>>40124615
>keeps giving my dog food from her plate
wut?

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>>40124264
>There's nothing stopping me from buying women's shampoo/deodorants either

Women have the best body wash, it's ridiculous.

>Grade 11 aquatics course
>men's shower broke so we just use the women's shower, water is hotter anyways
>we all find some strawberry scented body wash that someone forgot
>for the next 5 minutes everyone is fucking around, squirting strawberry scented shit all over the place
>everyone comes out smelling like strawberries with the softest skin possible

These women have it so lucky when it comes to body wash. We stole that bottle and used it for the next 3 days until we finally ran out.

>>40124466
It's not

>>40124713
>squirting strawberry scented shit all over the place
The whole story, especially this line gave me a boner.

>>40124713
I like your gif
and also your preferences in body wash.

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>>40124105

>>40124160
>talking shit about Space Jam
Triggered

>>40124371
>Verb diet
Fucking kek

>>40124710
she'll either give him food from the plate while shes eating, or when shes done scrape all of the leftovers in to his bowl
this has resulted in him not even eating his food sometimes because hes waiting for more from her

>>40124680
Sorry, wrong post quoted ya Fucking fatso
:P

>>40124355
Dimond dozen bwahahaha
Its dime a dozen

>>40124751
>space jam is somehow better than regular loony tunes

>>40124784
>he doesn't watch mobile home plot guys

>>40124772
>PROUD OF MY WEIGHT I AM FAT AND FABULOUS
> Every single picture on their facebook, okcupid, tumblr is a downward angle closeup of face

>>40124745
>the people Bundy was making fun for being fat in this old ass sitcom would barely be considered smallfats today
Really makes you think

>>40124784
Who the fuck let Layhe back into the /fit/ trailer park? Frig off ya drunk old fuck

>>40124058
>>40124069
>>40124080

This is a FPH thread, not an anti-SJW thread

>>40124805
>old ass
>in color

what are you 14?

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Femanon here, behind some of the last posts. Working on losing some weight. Right now my motivation is 50% FPH and 50% my fucking coworkers actively making up excuses for me. Seriously, wtf is wrong with normies? They are SO eager to tell me "you're just curvy" and yes, I am, but I don't want to be THIS curvy. Fuck off and let me want to change my body when I want to

>>40124278
kekd hard at that too

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>>40124805

>>40123818
6'2"

>>40124156
Nobody complimented me yet and I'm down 80lbs

>>40123650
Forgot to add that I am a 343lbs fat fuck. Made big gains today on the squat and deadlift though.

>>40124170
The article was a great read thanks a lot bud!

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>mother is obese
>can't move from her chair
>I am working for her because she inherited €10,000,000 from her father last year give me 30 euro per day (like 900 euro per month) to be her house man
>it is horrible
>I have to clean her, feed her, make her shit, (I mean, MAKE her, she refuses to shit because she eat too many of her snack she makes me make, which is, 400ml whole milk in bowl, with pieces of corn floating and chocolate shavings, she calls it 'bumblebee lake' because of the black and yellow), get her dressed, touch her ass and pussy clean etc
>she is ungrateful and treat me like fucking shit
>throws me across the room
>refuses to do pay rise
>worked on Christmas
>worked on birthday
>no days off
>too stupid to make another job
>tfw my hands always smell like her fat ass
>sometiems she forgets I am wiping and sits and crushes my hands
>have broken 4 fingers this way
>have had to lift with broken fingers and tell people in the gym I fell down stairs
>feel suicidal
>have to be on watch often so she isn't getting hurt
>sometimes she stops breathing in her sleep
>I sleep 4 hours a night, have to go to gym and can't during the day

I am working out so one day, I will smother her.

>>40124832
>Seriously, wtf is wrong with normies?

When they see the achievements of others they're forced to view their own inadequacies.

Best of luck in your weight loss.

>>40124832
Are your coworkers fat? Fatties seeing others lose weight reminds them that they aren't, and as much bullshit as they'll spew to justify it, deep inside they know it's their own fault.

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>>40122066

>>40124910
>she stops breathing
>you go to sleep
>wake up, inherit 10,000,000

>>40123650
you can't weigh yourself literally every day because your water weight is +- 5lbs

fat is a slow burn/store and you can realistically only store/burn so much at a time.

realistically you have lost maybe half a pound or 1lbs

I am cutting at 1930cals a day. which should put me at 1.5lbs a week because it's roughly an 700cal deficit.

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>>40124918
Thank you kind Anon. I know I can do it!
>>40124930
Not so much "fat" as sort of "out of shape from a typical office job"? They do have an unhealthy culture of bringing in lots of snacks though, so give it time?

>>40124713

I had a similar experience actually. I swam in high school and the same thing happened. After practice we found some women's body wash and ya'll know the rest. Based body wash tbqh

>>40123973
Are catkins napkins for cats? I'm asking for my cat.

>>40124818
it's almost 30 years old anon. Color television is close to 60 years now.

>>40125032
OMG it's 2017, shitlord. You can't just assume gender roles. We are not living in the 1950s.

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I love this one: Look at her and dryheave. Then cover her body from mid thigh and up. Now look at the knees. Can you tell which direction this blob is facing?
Imagine being so fat that the solid and obvious shape of your knees gets so obscured, people can't tell which way your legs face

>>40124232
Maybe being gay aint that bad, I mean you got to fuck men witch might be unpleasant unless you're into that, but you don't have to deal with this shit.

>>40125078
my gay buddy gets hit on by fatties all the time.

>>40124217
His fucking blob head always gets me.

>>40124030
That last panel killed me laughing.

Also, in response to Igor there,
>Hurr durr I dunno how mass production works

>>40124217
kek

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>>40124069

Been dieting since I got back from visiting family in burgerland and was horrified to find I was now 97kg (6 feet). I started weighing myself daily a while back and I'm worried I might be dropping too fast. I started measuring on the 13th, and it was steady at 95kg until the 17th. then on the 18th it was 94kg. On the 20th it'd fallen to 93kg, and on the 22nd to 92kg, and then today on the 23rd it was already down to 91kg (and it's an analogue scale, honestly it was as close to 90 as it was to 91).

My diet hasn't been any insane starvation crash diet. I've cut out all drinks besides water (meaning juice and the occasional hot chocolate, never liked alcohol or anything fizzy), eliminated all sweets and desserts, heavily limited carbs, and made sure to choose leaner meats like chicken breast or lean beef/venison. No snacking, and I eat soup or similarly filling but low calorie foods as a meal when I don't feel like I need something more substantial.

As I understand it you should be aiming at maintaining about 1kg lost per week to avoid fucking up your metabolism etc, but I seem to have inadvertently lost 4kg in less than a week and 1kg in a day. Should I be worried?

>crossing arms
>basketball shorts
>his fat lat would haveblown out the window
oh my fucking keks

>>40124146
what subreddit is that from?

Last sentence tells me its a troll

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Well Anons, it's my bedtime... Goodnight to you all and thank you for the encouragement!

>>40124153
I'm curious about what a slim cutie with excess skin looks like, can you post an image?

>>40124291
Old spice works breddy gud, doesn't smell like "Eau De New Jersey," and has those great commercials.

>>40124472
Freedom

>shave that ham right down

>>40124334

I wholeheartedly reccomend

>>40125221
Water weight so no. I lose up to 3kg in two days after a binge weekend.

>>40125280
groovy, the razor I have now is rough and always misses at least half the ass hairs with a new blade

>>40123541
>being so fat you need chocolate kids too

>>40123541
>>40125321
BTFO white boi

WE IS TAKING UR WOMAN

>>40125321
fucking hell, kek

>>40124832
Yeah, what's next, are they trying to talk you out of getting surgery for dat gyno?

>>40125347
whatever they say get the surgery OP>>40124832

you don't want to live with bitch tits your whole life

>>40124910
>bumblebee lake

This sounds like a stage in a Mario game.

>>40123541
healthy at every mass

>>40125239
Well, this is a thing that definitely happened most out of a lot of things that happened.

>>40124832
Good luck anon. They say that because most people are non confrontational and don't have the back bone to say what they think and we live in a society where we're not supposed to criticize anyone for anything

>>40124005
This should be posted in every vegan thread.

>>40124156

It's not socially acceptable to tell someone they are getting fat, but it is acceptable to praise them for fat loss. It really takes a true friend to say something to them about their weight gain.

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>>40124198
Things this webcomic does:
>strawmans everybody who doesn't hold the exact same opinion as the main character
>said character is supposedly righteous, wise and logical by being put into improbable situations against the biggest strawmans ever
>the art is eye gougingly horrendous
>even with all of this, every argument thrown is simply put, retarded
>I have yet to see something that is as passive agressive as this

It is a premium size triggering factory. I'm mad now

>>40124005
im vegan and this bitch is whack. I dont give a fuck what others eat around me and I'm not the goddamn food police

>>40124701

>when you don't eat fat starts to store

Exactly, that's why I don't donate to any of those charities for african children

>>40124232
I think I like men now

>>40125678
Sorry home of sexual

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Guy who posted first here. This is the only other one I can find similar from my folder.

>>40124237
I too noticed that, friendo.

>>40125183
>not having to worry about your front driver's side tire wearing out before the other three
is this a real concern for fatties?

>>40124977

I weight myself every day, the high days and low days will cancel out on average

>>40124805
>we live in a world where the word 'smallfat' exists

>>40124382
or this woman gets her meds and the weight will come off

>>40125221

Weight will go down fast when you first start a diet, and especially fast if you cut carbs drastically. You need to track your calories if you aren't already, otherwise you're just guessing.

>>40125288
So I don't need to be worried? Like I said i haven't been deliberately starving myself or anything but my appetite's not been what it usually is and I've had consecutive days where I came in well below 1000 calories. I shouldn't be getting concerned about triggering starvation mode?

>>40125866
I'm not meticulously counting them with a calculator etc but I'm checking the calorie values of everything I eat before I buy it and keeping rough track over the day. My current deficits are so large that even with a large margin of error I'm still definitely well below maintenance.

>>40124264
>>40124291
I have long vibrant hair so I use a shampoo brand that I'm pretty sure is for women.

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>>40124149

>>40124940
I'm usually down for some mildly kinky shit, but this is fucked up. How do you get off on helping someone digiviolve into a fucking whale?

>>40124701
>I don't eat
>I only eat maybe once a month
>I hate food
>I do walk

Why do they always have to lie?

And then everyone just lies back to her

>Everyone is beautiful
>You're beautiful just the way you are
>If you don't eat you can gain weight

Everyone is lying and everyone knows it. What the hell is going on?

>>40125916
Starvation mode doesn't exist. When you're skin and bones yeah your body will start to hang on to any energy it can, but you'll be experiencing organ failure then. If you're fat you won't be in starvation mode.

If you stop losing weight and you're still fat or chubby, buy a damn scale and actually weigh your food because you're not logging accurately. Try this for a day honestly and you'll see how far off you might be.

>>40124045
well i think this post deserved more attention.

>>40125916

>keeping rough track over the day

Well, you also don't want to go too low with the calories, you need nutrition for good health and enough protein to limit the loss of lean mass. Also as you lose weight you'll need to adjust your intake.

>>40124094
Nah, I don't believe this.

>>40124069
>definitions are studies

Help.

>>40123629
Penny is, it's the most rage inducing fucking episode ever.

There's also a followup episode that is just as rage inducing.

>>40126246
Pauline's story was worse in my opinion because she had been a media sensation for quite some time before that, and a fetish model before that, and still did jack shit.

>>40126079
>Why do they always have to lie?

Fucking this. I don't even understand why would they say such big lies, like "I swim 5 miles everyday" or "I can bench 400 lbs".

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>>40124232
What is a home of sexuals? Is it some kind of brothel?

>>40124382
wow, a whole mile?

>>40124149
Please tell me this is a joke.

>>40124918
did you read the war of art?

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>>40126246
I'm watching that episode and oh my God I just want to burn the manipulative bitch alive.

>Have people throw money at you so you don't fucking die in a week
>Omg Dawk, u told me ud help and it gave me hope uwu
>Okay Penny you need to lose weight for the surgery
>K Dawck!
>Lose 40 lbs
>Get Surgery
>After surgery
>BAAAAAWH I WONT WAAAAWLK
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH Y CANT I EAT 62,000 CALORIES A DAY Y I GOTTA BE ON A DIET
>You haven't lost any weight. There has been no change after the surgery
>BUT DAWK ONE OF MY 600 ROLLS IS GONE LEWK AT MY MUMU

40/10 I fucking mad

>>40126284
I haven't seen that one, gonna make some lunch and then watch it while eating.

>>40126533
It isn't one yet.

>>40125779
Ok this reminded me of a story one of my teachers told me in automotive school. I'm on my phone so fuck greentext. Anyway we were talking about doing alignments and teach looked at this fat fuck sitting in the front row and tells us he has another pointer to look out for in the field. I guess like 10 or 15 years ago he did an alignment on a car without thinking anything about it and sent it out on the road. About 3 weeks later his boss tells him he had to buy a new tire for a customer that had got an alignment and obviously it wasn't done right because the edge of the tire was worn down to no tread. So he's super confused and goes into the lobby to talk to the customer and is greeted by a 400 pound (atleast) fat fuck demanding his money back and a new tire.so my teacher told him it was in no way his problem, but he would give him a free alignment, but the fat shit had to sit in the car while he was doing it. While he was under the car, he could tell that the front driver's side tire was cambered out like a fucking drift car. He told us that after that day he kept a pile of 50 pound sand bags in the corner of the shop...

So yes that is a very real thing they have to deal with

>>40125251
but anon, if xi buys that product, how will xi combat the patriarchy? :^)

>>40124816
come on anon, how many times out of ten are the fat fucks feminist or SJW? I think in this day and age SJW and obese are practically synonymous.

>>40126606
addiction is a hell of a thing

like a alcoholic drinking for 30+ years

widthdrawl

>>40124832
Keep pushing, they're people trying to maintain an image of being nice. Keep going until you're happy with the way you look, not until other people say you can stop.

>>40123998
Good for her. Why are cucks here so mad? Is this tumblr now where we get triggered at people bettering their lifes?

>>40124293
That doesn't make sense. Mens hair are WAY thiccer and use the razors down more quickly, which is why you would build them with better materials.

>>40124242
>#womyn
Sure it is.

Aesthetic numbers tho

>>40124146

I am /fit/ and I unironically do pretty similar to mayo soup.

I put cheese in a bowl, sometimes with butter/mayo/jalapenos/aoli/salsa and shit like that, and just microwave it and eat with a spoon. It's my biggest weakness.

>>40127031
The "cucks" are mad because she left her husband

>>40127068
Thinner hair has less weight and lays down more. You'd need a sharper blade and more consistent angles to get a close cut.

It's the difference between cutting paper and cutting rope.

>>40124607
>women are fucking worthless trash
Hmm I really wonder why women leave guys like you when they become aesthetic and able to fuck Chad.

>>40123629
>>40126246
>>40126606

Penny was the fucking worst person on the show.

Opie and Anthony did a lolworthy commentary on her 600lb life episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eXUBhBVe0U

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>>40124701
>I don't eat I only eat maybe once a month cause I hate food.
>When you don't eat fat starts to store.
>If you don't eat, you can gain weight.

>>40127126
And?

>>40127132
And you obviously need a better knife to cut paper in one swipe than a rope in one swipe.

>>40124877
Good job, anon. If nobody else, I'm proud of you. Keep it up m8. I'm sorry nobody told you sooner.

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>>40127205
She's shallow and was only with her husband because of her self confidence issues

>>40127160
"My cousin is a firefighter in Richmond and he permantly injured his shoulder trying to get one of these 700lbs cunts out of her bed and to the hospital. He's only 33 and now he can't touch behind his shoulder with his right arm. He's got fucking john McCain arm at 33."

sad!

>>40127230
You know that how?

Also
>implying some 3/10 uggo wouldn't leave his 2/10 solatium wife ASAP if someone magically made him a 8/10

>>40125321
Underrated

>tax payers paying to keep these leeches alive
>tax payers giving them the money for fat fucking cunts to buy more bullshit food
>tax payers paying for their medical stuff


god damn this drives me up the wall

>>40127224
going from 14 inches thick around my gut to a little over 7 has been reward enough really

>>40125321
chip off the ol' block
more like chocolate chip

>>40126284
Just watched it, and yes, she's fucking annoying and I want to punch her in the fat rolls where her throat used to be, but she's not as rage inducing as Penny. Penny I want dead. I actually want her to die.

>when a fat fuck says the "need" a certain kind of food

>>40124472
This europoor doesn't eat mayo soup! Pfft that's what you EARN when you single handedly end WWI and WWII.

>>40124045
underrated post

>>40124787
>implying Michael Jordan doesn't make everything better

>>40123893
I always get jokes about it. I've never had a bad experience. The only time it sucks is when you get sat next to a fat person and they say shit like "they don't make these things for people like us!"

>>40127160
I seriously hope she dies this year. Would suck for her son, but he'd be much better without his failure of a mother. Hardworking people threw money at that cow in hopes that she'd at least be alive for longer than three years, and that ungrateful swine fucking took their money and pretty much fucking ran away with it.

If I was any of the people who gave her money, I'd literally sue her ass for all she had.

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reminder that these threads exist to help people

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>>40123998
>>40124072
>>40124487
>>40124524
C'mon, what kind of person would want to be in a relationship with a guy who'd date an obese woman?

>>40124877
GJ m8. You are your own reason for your success.

>be college student
>spend all winter break on /fph/ and /r/fatlogic and similar fat hating funny bullshit
>have a good laugh for a month
>go back to college
>suddenly notice that yes, two-thirds of the population is fucking fat
>hear the fat excuses everywhere
>hear talk about how much they looooove food, how their genetics make them fat, how eating one time a day or six times a day or whatever makes you fat, hear about fad diets nonstop
>tfw I realize that it's always been like this and I've been surrounded by these monsters my whole life, but only aware of it now

>>40123987
There were women in the war, but as nurses and medics they wouldn't have been on the beach at that time.

>>40124334
Absolutely. I shave my arms/legs and would never use anything besides females razors. They're specifically made for body hair. Plus they usually have extra aloe/lotion for the sensitive/dryer skin that your body has.

>>40124064
That's what I always do. I don't get why there's even a gender difference. Like, if it's good for shaving your face it's probably just as good for shaving your legs, right?

>>40127480
There's a number of differences. The female razors are made to glide especially easily across larger areas and better orient themselves in corners such as the inside of the knee.

>>40124184
>mantheharpoons.jpg
Kek

>>40127501
Plus, Female razors often have strips covered in aloe vera, or shea butter to moisturize.

Men are stuck with six blades in a fixed frame.

>>40127426
now go and separate yourself from the herd and join the wolves

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>>40124069
Why in god's name to these "transgender" types always present themselves as little girls.

Seriously wtf

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>>40123998
>loses fuckton of weight
>realizes she can do better than the worthless man who didn't do anything to help her improve.
>goes out and does so.

Does it say she bailed on her kids? If so that part IS shitty but otherwise good on her.

>>40127769
A good person would've tried to help their husband, but apparently she just up and left

>>40124568
Lol, good bait, surprising that nobody took it

>>40127794
>that bait
>good
jesus how long have you been on this website that's below entry tier

>Femanon here. Don't act like guys don't do the same thing the moment they lose weight either. It's apart of human nature, your partner says everything about who you are. That's why I exclusively date TALL men
look at that I made it good bait and I only had to change one word

>>40127794
no that's really obvious low effort bait

>>40127779
It's literally evolution

>>40127854
And some people like to think that humans are capable of more than their base instincts. That story doesn't make us feel good because we empathize with the husband.

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>>40127872
I fucking don't, I've been in similar scenario to the woman, I worked hard to get attractive and left the ugly /r9k/ girl I was dating and married a cute.

>>40127884
some of us can't even get the ugly robots

>>40123893
what the fuck, do you have autism? if you are a non-fat and are taking too much space who gives a fuck. its just that people are not comfortable with having a smelly fat person besides them being shoulder to shoulder

>>40124325
>under 45 grams og sugar

Where the fuck does she have this number from? 25g is the highest I've ever heard as the recommended daily maximum.

>>40127891
>L I T E R A L L Y

>E V O L U T I O N

>>40124149
Even the Fandom hates this fucking image

>>40127915
Nah, I think the recommended is under 100 grams. A can of Pepsi is something like 45 grams

>>40127779
>t. deluded, insecure cuck
Her husband ENABLED her for YEARS. Then she changed her life for the good and he obviously didn't want to change with her, probably even tried fucking her change up because he was an insecure cuck like you. Yet he's somehow the tragic hero in this story? Lmao.

You faggots in these threads always complain about the pathetic enablers cucking their loved ones. Here you have someone finally overcoming their terrible environment and somehow you're still triggered. Get your shit together you faggots.

>>40124160
>Space Jam was a pile of shit

Does Yosemite Sam have to choke a bitch?

>>40124149
>lithoromantic
does she fuck rocks?

>>40124105
>i wish men would die

Do these women not have fathers? I loved my father and had so much respect for him. How can these hoes say shit like this?

>>40128086
Which is why you should never ever drink sugary drinks like that. They're practically poison.

Accourding to this harcore "first-thing-that-popped-up-on-google" article, it says 25g for women, 37 for men. If yuo're not trolling, you better shape the fuck up. 100g? Jesus fucking christ, dude, that's 386kcal, and you're not supposed to get more than 55 of your daily clories from sugar, max.

>>40128086
The American Heart Association recommends limiting the amount of added sugars you consume to no more than half of your daily discretionary calorie allowance. For most American women, this is no more than 100 calories per day and no more than 150 calories per day for men (or about 6 teaspoons per day for women and 9 teaspoons per day for men).

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/HealthyLiving/HealthyEating/Nutrition/Sugar-101_UCM_306024_Article.jsp

>>40128357
5% of your daily calories*

>>40124195
>engineering and physics b racis

>>40128357
>They're practically poison.
Tell me why they are "practically poison". Ill wait.

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>>40125321
Fucking Kek'd.

>>40128442
"Poison, definition, a substance with an inherent property that tends to destroy life or impair health"
Seing as Pepsi Cola, Coca Cola, and other similar, filled-to-the-brim with sugar products give you next to no nutritional value, yet, particularly in excess, easily contribute to obesity and all the health risks it entails, it should be obvious,.

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>>40124140
Im so fucking mad
REEEEEE

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>>40124045

>>40128481
Its true they have no nutritional value, hence it would be retarded to make such drinks a staple in your diet. But there is nothing wrong with sugar. Our bodies literally need sugar and you cant deny that.

>>40128524
No, I cannot, but our bodies sure don't need cans of pepsi cola, seing as one (1) contains 45 grams accourding to you (or some other anon).

I didn't call sugar poison, I called pepsi cola poison.

>>40128534
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the sugar content of Poopsi IIFYM

>>40127836
>>40127816
It's really effective bait with a proven track record, just because it is obvious doesn't mean it's not good bait

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>>40128570
No anon, there really isn't. Drink all the Poopsi you want. No poison.

>>40128570
That much sugar shouldn't fit into your macros. 45g>37g

>>40128609
I may be a /pol/ack and a neonazi, but that was uncalled for. You're making people like us look like retards because you don't know what your macros are
Go back to whatever vegan subreddit you came from

>>40123925
That can't be real

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>>40128634
>I may be a /pol/ack and a neonazi
>_You're_ making people like us look like retards

anyone have the one with buff Bert and the fat womanlet with the "negative body talk" jar or whatever?

>>40128621
Hey retard, sugar is not a macronutrient. Carbohydrates are, and should be 45-60% of your daily calories
Goddamn, is it newfag orientation today or something?

>>40128645
Not an argument

>>40128663
It... Doesn't need to be.

>>40128663
No shit retard. I wasn't trying to make one. I was simply laughing about your retardation. Retard.

>>40128683
don't sign your posts

>>40128652
Yeah, fill those carbohydrates with simple carbs m8, gr8 b8 I r8 h8 l8 fr8 cr8. Soda is good, sugar in general is the best.

>>40128693
>4chin shitposts have letter format
Stop it, retard. My sides are hurting.

>>40128683
MENTAL
GYMNASTICS

>>40122066
Bump

>>40128713
>Retard is retarded
>MENTAL GYMNASTICS
Look, another one.

>>40127123
> /fit/
> Mayo soup
pick one

>>40128719
I don't think I've ever seen anyone on here get so flustered, try so hard to be cool, and backpedal so hard. Honestly your posts are pathetic haha. Stop posting please

>>40127426
Just use it for motivation

>>40125249

Look up Amber Rachdi, she's doing pretty damn
good.

>>40128754
>I failed to shitpost properly so now I'll take a more serious attitude and then I can tell him mean stuff in a serious manner. That will hurt.
Talk about backpedaling.

>h-haha
Yep, retarded is definitely mad.

>S-stop posting please
Did I hurt your feefees this much? Should I leave your safespace before more feefees get hurt?

>>40128806
Not an argument

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>>40124127
>30 posts later
>IM NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH SOME ASSHOLE PRETENDING TO BE A KIWI
oh wow she really got wise to the ruse there

>>40128806
Wow! Are you still throwing your tantrum?

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>>40128150
Underrated

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>>40124069
I've always found funny how this guy draws himself as a normal little girl but in the reality he looks like fucking Viggo the Carpathian wearing a wig.

>>40123987

I am so and tired of seeing men not appear in the women's Olympic teams. Do we believe in fair play or in gender equality? Cmon, people, it's 2016 - again!

>>40124195
400lb limit for a two person ride? Fatty is either lying or these rides are poorly engineered

>>40123925
what does she eat

>>40122066
basketball shorts. who are you kidding. you look like you've never balled a day in your life. you've never know what its like make a fadeaway 3 or take the j . you. make. me.sick.

>>40129065
what the fuck else am I supposed to work out in?

>>40129065
basketball shorts. who are you kidding. you've never balled a day in your life. you'll never know what its like make a fadeaway 3 or take the j . you. make. me.sick.

>>40127123
It sounds more like you forgot the Nacho Chips my dude.

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>>40128652
>Hey retard, sugar is not a macronutrient. Carbohydrates are
Holy fucking kek! This is what fit believes!

>>40124156

Come to asia. People will berate you for gaining even half a kilo. Nobody lets anybody get fat here. Its great.

>>40124094
This is obviously just some fetish shit.

>>40129170
I gain more than that eating dinner

>>40123541
black people dont actually smell as bad as you would thinks

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>>40124355
>diamond dozen
>doggy dog

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>>40124816
what's the difference?

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>>40123998
>she lost the weight so she could be a role model for her 2 children
fucking died

>>40124156
i do sometimes but only because i already have a reputation for being insensitive and brutally honest
there's no proper tactful way to tell someone they're getting fat as hell

>>40124733 don't ever change /fit/

>>40124291
>>40124264
I buy Costco's generic stuff. It smells like citrus and is cheap.

>>40124472
#notallamericans

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>>40124568
female on fit
yeah right

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>>40129511
...thats gay though

>>40124283
might do this. cutting now. steadily pad myself out with more and more pillows and then when i finish my cut just get rid of them all and collect mires

>>40129268
I don't mean to play double's advocate here but I don't see what you're trying to point out

>>40128092
There's an fucked up episode of my600lb where the women starts to lose weight and her tubby husband starts trying to fuck it up. He's fat himself, though not as big, and obviously has some fat fetish. He brings her favorite high calorie foods around and just makes her plates. But she stuck pretty good mainly for her daughter. And even the little daughter was telling the dad to stop and asking the mom to leave, he was being that much of an asshole and she was like 10 or younger. He was shitty to her trainer, called her names, told her she wasn't gonna make it, and she ended up staying at a girl friend's (that had been a former fatty herself) place when he started getting angry.

So idk what happened past that but I hope she succeeded and left the fat asshole and he dies of a heart attack and she gets whatever dick she wants. To hell with a fat partner. Especially one that can't love you enough to at least walk with you and be supportive.

>>40125074
kek. you should cut out the legs and post them without the rest of her body and take bets

>>40127398

>tfw not even getting fit could fix ugly face

>>40122066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_FUqVxcVt4

>>40124329
Just torrent it.

>>40123925
def satire