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Salmonella poisoning?

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I was cooking some chicken breasts in the kitchen and I had just taken a shower so I was naked so some of the chicken accidentally got on my penis and then later that day my penis was really red and irritated, and it seems like it's leaking clear fluid can you tell me if it's possible to get salmonella poisoning in your penis or is this something else thank you
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>>40119613
youre going to die a really painful death
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>>40119613
You fucked a chicken, didn't you...
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>>40119653
come on man i just need information i looked onlne and can't find anything about this kind of contamination transfer or reaction and it hurts
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Just go to a doctor man
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>>40119692
i don't have insurance and was hoping to get some real advice here on what the cause might be or how to treat it also is it possible for lactose intolerance to cause genital problems as well?
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>>40119613
>accidentally got on my penis

Of course it did.
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>>40119613
There's lots of bacteria on raw chicken meat you probably got an infection. I'd go to a doctor before it gets worse.
Or just google how to treat it at home if you're brave, I guess.
My advice is, avoid fucking chicken meat.
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>>40119613
how do you accidentally rub chicken all over your mushroom tip
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>>40119613
> cumming on chicken breast for extra protons

you're gonna make it
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