Prostate Massage n00b here. What do I need to know about getting my grapefruit grappled? My family has prostate issues and I think preventative care is the way to go.
I've been trying to find a place that will do prostate massage online, but it seems like there is none in my area. Can I get something online that will do the trick (meaning massage my prostate)?
Share some stories! When was the first time you got you prostate massaged? How has the practice affected your quest for fitness?
Thanks!
aw hell yeah
sauce?
Go to an Asian massage parlor. They'll do it. You'll have to em request it during the massage though.
>>40116750
I mean is it gonna be good or am I just gonna have some scared asian lady f-stop my b-hole
Can I let my gf massage my prostate and still be the alpha in the relationship?
>>40116728
if you live close to me ill massage your prostate for free you little bitch... with my dick
>>40116762
She won't be scared I promise.
>>40116872
no thank
>>40117106
You didn't even ask him to post a pic before you said no. Werido.
use this
>>40117143
rude
>>40117153
I'm on the site. Why are there 7 different prostate massagers for sale. How different can they be
>>40117294
I think it's size and material mostly.
>>40117153
I have one that looks similar to this.
Makes fapping 10x more intense desu.
>>40117409
there is a threshold for cumming in which the dick goes numb from intensity. i can hit the limit without having to use anal, it would actually become less enjoyable if i did. lol at you if you arent skilled enough for this hahaahaha
>>40117153
i tried those, it didn't do anything for me. Made jacking off a little better but i never got to the full body orgasms they claim you can achieve
>>40117453
same, I only achieved full body with a 9x6 dildo. no homo
>>40117453
Fuck anon I think there's something wrong with you. You probably have this mental disease called "heterosexuality", I think you should go to a psychiatrist to work out your issues and become a normal gay member of society... I mean it's 2017 right? Come on man.
>>40117468
Does heterosexuality mean your prostate doesnt work
>>40117468
being heterosexual doesn't make your prostate not function.
>>40117479
Yeah. It also means unlike a normal well-adjusting member of society you don't like getting hard meaty cock pounded into your raw bleeding arse until you shit blood and mucus. Being attracted to women is just gross man, go to a shrink.
>>40117479
Yeah. Prostate cancer is a bitch
>>40117468
Its 2017, just be gay. No one cares anymore.