FPH/FPS

https://youtu.be/Qc1A01JHUnY

>>40114132
I cant even watch 30 seconds of this shit.....
I'm assuming she goes on to shove her face into some chicken wings.
How does this troll of a person think that this is ok?

>>40114132
https://youtu.be/SjcoScAysJU

Anons what did she mean by this.

>>40114375
she's rich and loves food and still gets views no matter how fat she gets

>>40114346
1:18
>"free" medicine
1:20
>measuring bicep....WHY?
3:11
>we instantly realize that this is his moms fault for emasculating her son.

>>40114402
I get what she means about being obsessed with numbers on a scale. I was always a fat kid and when I started losing weight I couldn't see any sort of progress in myself without the scale. I obsessed over numbers way too much especially considering I was lifting too. But she's not trying to make any progress, she's just a fat piece of shit.

>>40114132
>Thinking Cassidy Boon is legit
It's satire you retard

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I saw this cringe at old navy today. The only one almost sold out. America is so disgusting

>>40114442
I have lost virtually most of my fat yet stayed the same weight. Amazing what working out can do for you. I shrunk in size yet what i lost in fat i accumulated in muscle. Bretty gud.

>>40114132
This person has put out some GARBAGE ASMR videos.

>on Tumblr because following artists
>fat acceptance shit comes up of a whale dressed with her gut out and everything
>description in bold under the picture
>DO NOT REBLOG TO FETISH ACCOUNTS
I AM NOT YOUR FETISH
I half want to make a fetish Tumblr just to reblog stuff by them

>>40114686
The I AM NOT YOUR FETISH was meant to be greentexted as well

>>40114686
I have a fetish account. I'll reblog their pics for you

>>40114701
I'm pretty sure it's meant for just BBW fetish blogs

>>40114686
> please fetishize me and be sexually attracted to me

fat people are so transparent

>>40114686
Create a weight loss blog and follow them / reblog them, I'm sure they'll love it

>>40114132
I really want chicken tenders now.

God dammit

>>40114853
>cutting
>fuck myself by eating a thing of brownies in the morning for breakfast
>can only eat a cup of soup later to fall under calorie limit
It's not worth it brehs

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Just keep swimming swimming swimming

>>40114853
WOULD YOU RATHER BE FIT OR EAT YOUR FUCKING CHICKEN TENDERS ANON
DON'T BE A FAGGOT

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>Mircal wheep

>>40115013

What's wrong with eating tendies? The ones I eat are only 150 cal

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>TFW so fat your arms can barely reach to your front to hold up your child
>TFW fingers can barely lock together, giving that child the only support you are physically able

>>40115097
If he can do that its no biggie.
BUT WHAT ARE FUCKIN TENDIES WITHOUT SAUCES AND FRIES AND A GLASS OF MILK, PREFERABLY CHOCOLATE MILK??

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>>40115241

>>40115097
but she ate probable around 1000 calories of food (or more) in one sitting

>>40115146
Goddamn. I can only imagine how malnourished that baby is. I mean, calorie-wise, that bitch's milk is probably up there with clam chowder, but there's no way her diet is in check enough to be producing the other nutrients that baby needs. How is this not child abuse?

>>40115318
jesus christ i just realized fat girls fucking sound like betas/incels on /r9k/ or /fit/. self-centered, flaccid people with no concept of self responsibility.

>>40114915
>>40115059
I'm not going to eat any, I have some self control. Just saying I want some is all.

>>40114346
>if the world was fat, it'd be a better place
>not a very healthy place
>yeah but it's not very healthy being stick thin, is it though?
>why do you want to be a size 0, only dogs like bones!
why is it that fat girls don't see the middle ground between a BMI of 15 and a BMI of 40

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>guy at work tells me he's been on a diet for the past month
>complains he isn't losing any weight
>doesn't know why
>ask him what he's been using to track his calories
>says he isn't
>mfw

>>40114346
>44 minutes

nah I'm good thanks

>>40115570
Because fat people have the mentality of children.
>its too hard to do something that lots of other people do, so i wont do it
>the entire world can revolve around my personal choices and its reasonable to think so
>who cares about consequences when it feels good now?

And like children, they don't really conceptualize a logical middle ground, or outright deny it because it doesn't fit in with their emotional state or worldview. It's also not a coincidence that obese people tend to have lower IQs or come from groups that skew lower on intelligence tests

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>>40115586
I like to watch them while I eat

>>40114915
>eating an entire "thing" of brownies

>>40115146
Seems like she'd be alrightt if she lost the nose ring, the shitty lipstick, the appalling earrings, and about 270 pounds of lard

>>40115376
>failures
>permanently blame others for their own shortcomings
>refuse to better themselves
>constantly antagonizing the oppoing gender

They are the same kind worthless failures, just a different flavor

>>40115318
I would be sympathetic if she at least took responsibility for being the way she is

I felt most of these things (as a guy though) growing up, never felt bitter towards my own friends though. Women are awful to each other

>>40115711
>eating an entire "thing" of brownies
Was vague. I was like 900 calories worth of small brownies. Size wise was like 2 twinkies next to each other. Would be way over maintenance if it was an entire tin of brownies.
>tfw have eaten an entire tin of brownies when I was a kid.
>played enough sports growing up so I wouldn't get fat
I miss that energy

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>>40114132
>>40114157
>>40114598

Alright brahs i need some actual help

>be me, ripped thicc high test dude
>have older brother who is book smart and rich but low test beta
(Gyno, skinny fat, balding, weak the whole nine yards) but working 6 fig job since 21 yo
>recently he got a gf, breaking the kissless virgin streak at 24 y.o
>met his gf last week
>red fucking flags all over my head
>get suspicious, start snooping and found her fb, insta etc
>mfw i was right
>huge fkin "squat model" slut
>found pics of ex bf/partners
>all black/arab guys

Obviously my brother got snagged by a coal-burning slut who had ridden the cock carousel for decades and decides to settle with beta orbiter to provide her needs.
I kept trying to tell this to my brother but he keeps hitting me with "b-but muh princess would never do such a thing" and "as younger brother you cant just meddle/tell me what to do" bullshit.

What do /fit/? I need to sort this problem out before the bitch drain my brothers money dry.

>>40114346
I love eating watching these while eating

Feel full so much sooner

>>40115867
Why not just show him what you found and then showing how much gold diggers can make a man's life a living hell?

>>40114402
She incorrectly identifies the scale as the controller. She knows that it SHOULDN'T control her so her solution is to stop using scales altogether.

>Speculation:
This is due to her fundamental inability to recognize fault within herself, or rather to ignore or deny it. She is controlling herself through her own negative self-image. If it's not the scale, it's the mirror or other people. Recognizing your own faults isn't necessarily a bad thing if you have healthy self esteem. If you treat it like the results of a science experiment, for instance, you realize that there is nothing to do about your mistakes, but learn from them. In this sense, they cease to be mistakes and begin to be nothing but lessons, and a natural way of life.

>>40115867
>>40115941
I think this is the best approach. At least make him aware of the legitimate dangers of marrying a gold digger. He will probably start to notice the signs in there and hopefully break up with her before he makes a permanent mistake.

>>40115577
I have not tracked my calories once and lost 95 pounds. :^)

>>40114157
kek

>>40116600
in the words of my childhood doctor "you're obese, brother"

>>40114686

Bro when they write "do not reblog to fetish sites" they really, really, REALLY want someone to reblog it to a fetish site so they can feel momentarily attractive and simultaneously garner sympathy points from other landwhales when it's revealed.

>>40115867

Link to Instagram?

>>40116521
when youre that large almost anything makes you lose weight

>>40116786
As a recovered fattie I don't mind them

>>40115763

She claims she is only 270lbs, anon.

>>40114780
THISSSS

>>40116875
>Holding a coke bottle
Holy fuck anon my sides have exited this realm

>>40116882
It's always full blast coke too

>>40115867
>make sure your brither don´t get married
>make sure your brither don´t impregnates the gal
>go out
>meet girls
>slay pussy like no one has ever done
>gef information during the process
>find girls that are worthy
>become friends whit them
>ask them to hang time to time
>present your brother, hang out whit him and the qt´s

sooner or later he will do the righ by him self

>help him to take the first step

>>40116882
I saw a young girl in the supermarket, maybe 10 - 13, over weight with a coke-a-cola t-shirt on walking with her parents
died inside

>>40116844
No fucking way that whale is 270 pounds. I call bullshit.

>>40116978
WHAT THE FUCK

>>40116978
that picture looks like surgery gone bad.

>>40116978
Now that I'm off my antidepressants and haven't been on /b/ in like 10 years this shit hits hard. Almost vomited

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds

>FAT PEOPLE DEMAND TO BE RESPECTED

>>40116978
>this was his legacy
>thousands of years of his family men fought and fucked to produce this creature
>he ate some pizza rolls really fast and died

>>40116978
how u know he ded

>>40117001
Staph infection from improper wound care

>>40116978
continued eating guacamole

>>40114132
kinda want that mouth wrapped around my cock though.

>>40117027

http://m.theherald-news.com/2016/03/02/an-extraordinary-life-man-raised-in-joliet-area-was-friendly-and-smiling-no-matter-what/auglgxk/

>>40116840
keyword:
>recovered

>>40117010
>respected

https://youtu.be/Hb8u8J0RUNA

>>40117046
how u know nigga.

>>40116978
I used to know this kid in highschool. He's actually kind of famous on 4chan. If anyone remembers that picture of the incredibly gigantic fatass kid holding his hand out like he was bending a bitch over, while two of his buddies were pretending to fight on the ground. He was the fatass. They made memes of him forever. He was one of those super rare cases of people who actually, genetically got fucked. He literally couldn't lose weight. It was almost impossible. Gastric bypass didn't work, pills, hardcore fitness regiments, dieticians. Nada. It was actually his genetics. Last of him I saw he was working at a 7/11 near my college. He was about 480 lbs or so. This was like 7 years ago. I remember smoking a cigarette with him and saying "You really shouldn't smoke man". And he looked at me and said "Whatever bro, I'm going to fucking die within a year anyways being as fat as I am". I think he died.

>>40117090
I feel bad for her kids

>>40117132
Also my bad, I didn't mean the kid eating the pizza rolls. He's just retarded.

>>40115791
this. I dont understand how women "friendships" work. maybe its the autism, but it seem that all of my friendships (with other men) are stable and we dont fucking shit on each other in a genuinely mean way, but from all that Ive seen, all female friendships are extremely rocky and can turn on a dime

>>40117090
I taught language arts for a year in the public school system. One year.

>>40117148
I hang out with alot of women. They are trash. God awful human beings. It's gotten so bad that I'm pretty much monk mode now. I don't even try to go on dates or get laid. I still hang out with them from time to time, but they just suck.

>>40115763
>Seems like she'd be alright if she wasn't so incredibly disgusting
Hmmm

>>40114402
she better have got that out of the river.

>>40116978
It's like he's breathing those pizza rolls.

>>40117090
People like this are why the ACA was a bad idea.

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Thanks /fph/, because of your humorous yet justified hatred of fatties from the last few months, I have gone from an obese 230 to 194. The average weight of an American man is 195, so now I am slightly above average instead of completely disgusting.

I am still overweight but I am not stopping. First goal is "normal" BMI instead of overweight, then it's low body fat %, and then finally I can join you all in gainsville.

>>40116978
>>40116985
>>40117004
>>40117015
>>40117055
>>40117132
>>40117176

Oh, there's more

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>40117200
That is literally the grossest thing ever.


That chicken does not look safe.

>>40117104
Staph tends to cause lesions like in the bottom left pic, and it's highly contagious in hospital settings which she would've had to have been in post-op for a week at minimum.

I've spent all my life in and out of hospitals, had a few surgeries myself, and have seen some shit.

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>>40117200
>the audible breathing from just standing

>>40117189
you can do it, bro, keep at it and itll fall off.

>>40117200
This was his last video wasn't it? He died from salmonella poisoning from eating this terrible shit, right?

>>40116978
Is he trying to impress someone? Who would be impressed by that?

Also that picture is fucking disgusting.

>>40117234

No he made more vids after.

Chicken is precooked.

Not sure what killed him. Heart attack, probably.

>>40117200
How can someone become this fucking disgusting? I'm actually more disgusted by this kid eating whatever that is than any scat fetishist. Fucking horrible how someone can sink this low.

>>40117281
I'm being genuine

she looks angry and sad

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>>40117281

>>40117260
I like to imagine that someone gave her that shirt as a gift as a joke

>>40117103
I'm surprised he can move at all.

>>40117189
Nice bro, keep up the work and the mentality, if done, you'll make it for sure man.

>>40116638
DR was Hulk Hogan?

>>40117189
Same day
Different outfits

>>40117411
Not even meming here - how does someone become this pathetic and deluded?

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>>40117460

One wonders...

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>>40117483

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>>40114346
>that fat fuck who hoards so much shit he has to drive to his mom's just to shower
Officially rustled

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>>40116978
DELET

>>40117483
Cmon, there where millions of deluded fat fucks long before HAES, fat acceptance and tumblr. Those are not the reason, they are merely enablers - maybe only expressions of their delusion, but surely not the cause.

>>40117004
Nice blog, bro! Can't wait for your next installment! Hopefully you don't realize how pathetic your life is, and hop back on the antidepressants - Either way, I'm sure you'll tell me if you do! Ciao for now, faggot!

>>40117560
You're trying way too hard anon

>>40117560
Careful not too cut yourself on all that edge

>>40117566
>>40117582
Hes right tho.
You're a fag

>>40117617
He isn't
go back to r9k

>>40117631
Fag

>>40117103
why did this give me a boner

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>>40117132
>boasts of being able to eat 40 pizza rolls in 2 minutes
>eats a whole canned chicken for the hell of it
>it's genetics i swear

>>40117636
woah got me
You're trying to act cool in front of people who spend all their time online

>>40117696
Fag

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>>40117560

>>40117700
fag

>>40117769
Fag

(check em)

>>40117157
Public schools have pretty much turned into welfare daycare centers, where I live all the parents are getting desperate and forcing their kids into STEM academies.

>>40117778
>>40117778
fag

Fag.

>>40117132
How is this possible?

>>40116963

Sorry, 280.

"Holliday is 5 feet 5 inches (165 cm) tall and US dress size 22. She weighs 280 pounds and has measurements of 52"-49"-59."

>>40117843
fag ;)

>>40117910
Fag

These threads really do work
I was 270 at 5'11
Currently at 197 and still chugging along.
Thanks brehs

>>40117930
Good for her.

>>40117930
Good for her. Wonder how many landwhales raged about that, seems that it was commented on lots of times.

>>40117930
still fat but a vast improvement and a sensible attitude

>>40115013
tfw you will never float like a fatty because your muscle makes you to dense

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>>40117930
>tfw i think she looks kind of qt in her 110kg pic
the thicc memes may have gone too far

however, even losing another 40kg would bring her into turbo qt mode and I would definitely fug

>>40117930
>tfw no fat gf achieving her weight loss goals

>>40117200

>he bought four of them

Holy hell I laughed

>>40115941
>>40116142
>>40116917

>bro you know she's a gold digger right

"Oh my god how dare you say shit like that etc" "cant you just be happy for your brother"

>bro she literally is a mudshark

"B-but everyone is free to date their own preferred race.."

Trust me /fit/ ive tried almost every possible way to make him see and he ALWAYS has an excuse for the bitch. Also i think after being a NEET fat incel for so long then getting a hot gf makes him afraid of being single again (forever this time)
There is also the thing where my brother is kinda bitter/salty about the fact that even tho im younger i'm taller, stronger, bigger and have more friends due to me not being a loner basement dweller as teenager/early 20s and actually participated in sports and therefore slay poon frequently while he does not.

>>40115867


in any case you can post the pictures of said slut

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>>40114346
>trying to turn my bf into a shitlord
>got him to watch this with me last year, the
>needle on the scale has begun to move

>>40114780
Do this senpai

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>>40114598
JUST FUCKING KILL ME

>>40118082

>shaving with that thing

It's like I can feel every cut that thing would make.

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>>40116600
>>40116638
>>40117420
KEK'D

>>40118123
>Fupa
What is this?

>>40117693
I do all of that and I'm still thin

>>40118046
I mean actually show him what you have seen on her. Show him her pictures, show him her ex's, show him horror stories about gold diggers and how they have no desire to have an actual relationship with somebody, but only wants the person's money.

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>>40117497
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH SOUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4tSys4ibU

>she still rationalizes that she's fit b/c she didn't snap anyting

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqJqgS16pQ8

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>>40118123
Why in the world would you celebrate somebody being unable to find your sex organs because you are so fat?

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>>40118100
I've never thought about it.
Horrific.

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>>40118178
Fupa (medfag term: pannus)
The flap of gut that obscures the genitals. Can hang as low as to touch the floor.
I had a friend that used to say fupa all the time, over ten years ago, and she always said it meant "frontal upper pubic area." I guess she wasn't wrong.

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>>40118178

Fat Upper Pussy Area

>>40118234
>>40118231
Holy shit anons

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>>40117189

>same day
>different clothes
>different hair

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>>40117260

I'm on 15 seconds in but holy shit that plastic surgery is disgusting. I could understand a nosejob or something f you're hideous but injecting shit into your face NEVER looks good. Or if it does it's the one who get such a small subtle amount that it looks natural.

>>40116875
Is front butt the result of front squats anons?

>>40118467
TOPKEK

>>40117189
Should I worry about BMI at all? I'm a big guy (4u) and they just don't seem accurate

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>>40118467
top lel

>>40118834

holy shit anon i trained my obliques a little with this, thanks

>>40114132
You know, if they made an Assassins Creed game with an obese lead character that struggles to power walk around and belly flops over waist high walls, I might actually get it.

>>40118263
Hawking actually is a scientist while Virgie "toad" Tovar is literally a pile of industrial waste.

>>40118819
It's a decent estimate for most of the population. If it says you're a little overweight, you're probably a little overweight, if it says you're obese, you're probably obese.

There are exceptions of course, like if you have a lot of muscle mass or are missing a limb.

>>40119058

Or are particularly tall/short. It's a population measuring tool and thus tends to break at ends of the spectrum.

>>40119040
I have no doubt that I'd cough up $120 to buy it.

Kiwiland so games are uber expensive.

>>40118231
>that pic
Why do they persecute us so

>>40119258
Inferiority complex.

>>40114132
>the new character in ACS is a woman and that is a problem
fixed that for you. Not that I have any problems with games, but it's truly harder to immerse yourself when the MC is a woman. Blunder from marketing point of view imo

>>40118834
>>40118846
>Obliquithal Dilemma.

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>>40119040
They would definitely protest the sale of it for fat shaming

>WE CAN BE ASSASSINS JUST LIKE THIN PEOPLE
>JUST BECAUSE I'M HEAVY DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE A LIFE IN A VIDEO GAME

Sales would sky rocket and so would their blood pressure.

>>40119258

>persecute us

Those guys are not dyel

>>40115867
Just show him the arabs. If after that he's not convinced - oh well. Just try to convince him to date her first before marriage for at least 3 years. That's fucking crucial for his future well being. Remember beta virgins shown some attention view everything through pink glasses, so don't hold it against him too much.

>>40115146
fuck guys come on if no one fucked them they would have no choice but to lose weight. stop humping the manatees >:(

>>40116844
only if she 5'3"

>>40118046
Only thing that comes to mind is to make him a better catch, and encourage him when he finds another girl.

Or maybe I just watched too many romantic comedies, I don't know.

>>40117559
fuck her right in the back pussy..

>>40117559
I want to save that pupper

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>>40117559
At least she didn't infect her dog with her fat.

>>40119525
I had a call like that, but the thing that made the maggots thrive was a towel. A wet towel that had been lost in her folds so long that it was black and covered in mold and maggots

>>40118018
Still waiting on mine to... Was 140kg now 88kg. I had her down to 78 but she went to her family and ate like shit for a month.

> Be me in highschool a year ago
> Hang out with particular group, filled with women
> they're all kinda chubby, not fat or anything but beyond what most consider "thicc"
> Start going on a cut, one of them asks if I'm getting skinnier
> She looks worried when I talk about watching what I eat
> Tell her I count my calories. "What's that?"
> Explain that
> "What the fuck anon?? You want to be anorexic?"
> Tells all her friends I have an eating disorder, threatens to contact the school guidance center

Her and some of her friends had a formal sit down with me about how my diet is unhealthy, they even called my parents about it.
> mfw 5'9 158 pounds lowest cut

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>>40117559

>>40118190
At what point does she reflect over that she cried after going a couple of meters on skies? I fuck up a lot in life, but tend to feel at least a mild sense of shame at some point

>>40117497
HAHAHAHAHAHA yuck

>>40115146

Plus her tits pushing the baby's head out beyond her grasp and threatening to suffocate him like an airbag.

>>40116978
>people saying he died

I swear to god, I remember reading a few years ago about this guy turning his life around and looking back at this exact video shaking his head at how depressed and desperate for validation he was.

Maybe it was a different guy with a strikingly similar gorge video, or the life change didn't stick, or it was just someone going on the internet and telling lies.

>>40116978
Lol, her pussy is still huge. Sad!

>>40116875
i can't imagine the level of self-delusion you need in order to think that any of this looks good

>>40116978
WAIT HOLD UP

what the fuck is that picture, though?

>>40117483
looks like she didn't build any confidence at all, that day

>>40117559

That's a dog who knows exactly what danger he's in.

>>40114157
damn, never knew there was actual confirmation of this. like the replies in that screenshot, I always treat those stories as a bunch of (hopefully amusing) crap. somehow it's always the least credible ones that turn out to be true.

>>40118082

>shaving, bathing and applying ointment with your shit-stick

>>40118231
>fit guys look happy and polite
>fat guy looks like an overcompensating "funny guy"

>>40117132
Everyone can lose weight. He may have had some condition to make it harder but everyone can lose weight. Stop spouting fat logic in a fph thread.
>>40117852
It's not, that's how.

>>40117863
She's lying she's 300 plus.

>>40119984
Someone in previous threads said that it's infection from the wound/scar you get after the surgery to get rid of excess skin.

>>40117281
I don't think she can take those rings off

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>>40118231
If any of you are fooled into thinking that this is what women even consider, look at this Brazilian jewbook page for girls (https://www.(jew)book.com/InstagramBoysOf/) and see how many fatty fucks you found.

>>40120224
>pic
Link of study? Seems interesting to read.

>>40117560
nice

>>40115204
>le so randumb xDDDD choccy milk n tendies mmmmm :D xDD
Leave.

>>40117411
>his fucking face when
He is the new Julius

>>40120275
This is one of the studies in where this png is based, but not the study itself.

blog okcupid com/index php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

>>40117172
Yep... At the end of the video... she's too fat to climb down herself so she sends her beta orbiter to go fetch it.

>>40119680
> they're all kinda chubby, not fat or anything but beyond what most consider "thicc"
Hate to break it to you, but what most call THICC is already borderline fat, any more and, you know
Also are you 5’9" 158 pounds (min) and a grill? Are you a little beyond THICC yourself?

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>>40117260
Your diet is my bulking

>>40120396
Heh, can't wait to see some /fit/izen wears a t-shirt with that and start another drama on social media.

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>>40120408
God im getting an imagination boner just thinking about it

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>you will never be this dedicated to a bulk

>>40119680
Lol, what the fuck. I was 5'10 160 in high school and could run a 4:54 mile. Your weight ain't even that bad then

>>40119297
WE WUZ ASSASSINS AND SHIET

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>>40120487
amazing

>>40120296
>being this new
Lurk more, newfriend

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>>40119595
>>40119525
What do you even do in this situation?

>>40120584
You leave your job, because even flipping burgers is better than risking life, limb, health and sanity to help people that put themselves beyond help.
Seriously I don't know how paramedics and nurses do it. I would walk out after my first fatty.

>>40120584
Well considering in EMS there is no customer service you generally just tell them they're a fat piece of human garbage who needs to look into nursing homes because they cannot take care of themselves. That's the beauty of 911, no matter what you say, people will always call you

>>40120604
>He doesn't live in the land of FREEDOM healthcare
To clarify, there's some countries where hospitals are businesses like any other, and a doctor is just liek a clerk, and if they lose a customer someone has to answer to management and possibly get fired for that.

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>>40118190

>>40120362
Who said I was a girl, I'm actually social when it comes to women unlike half of /fit/

>>40120584
>>40120602
Nurse. Once you see disturbing things up close often enough you find yoursef less perturbed. I'm one of the lucky people that never really got grossed out by things to begin with, at least visually.
Smells are the hardest part of the job. You'd be surprised how smelly people can get.
I don't really mind it at work, I expect it, but I fly into a rage if I can smell them when I get home. It disrupts my peaceful life.

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>>40120487
humans need to die.

we collectively arent gonna make it. we need to just stop trying

>>40120644
Okay, have you ever handled an obese fu... Oh sorry, a bariatric patient?
You don't like bad BO, how do you like slipping a disc because tubby bulked on pizza and chocolate cookies all of xir life?

>>40120654
If humans die no one will be alive to take care of our dogbros.

>>40120630
I did EMS in Detroit, so ya it was pretty much FREEDOM and WE WUZ every fucking day. fire, EMS and government hospitals (not businesses) are always going to be there. Have another story from [detroit city hospital]
>Picking patient up for transfer from floor
>nurse at the station motions for us to sit down
>There's a family arguing with staff because they brought a tiny grill/barbecue thing into the hospital
>Howdidtheymakeitpastthemetaldetector.jpg
>Staff trying to explain to them that there's pure oxygen and they could ignite the whole building
>suddenly some bigwig walks up with security
>After trying to calmly explain to them she just yells OKAY THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOSPITAL AND DON'T COME BACK
>Security escorts them out

Only private hospitals have to worry about survey scores

>>40120674
I once had a ~600lb lady in the hospital pull the call light in the bathroom. She told me she needed female help. She then elaborated that it was a... feminine problem.

The nurses who went in explained to me in great detail about how they had to spread her thigh fat to put a full sized towel against her vag to soak up the period blood

>>40120674
I have never injured myself carrying an obese patient and I can thank sumo deadlifts for that.

>>40120248
Even if that woman is a little chunkier, she's still pretty qt to be h familia.

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>>40120694
Is this what their faces looked like as they were telling you?

>>40115577
Fuck off with the calories in/out meme.

>>40120717
Kinda. I just laughed at them because it's REALLY common in medicine for people to prefer women because men are clearly unable to contain boners

It's really fun though when pervy dudes want a cute nurse to cath them and I bust in cracking jokes about how I will be the one inserting a tube into their penis. they can usually pee after that

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>>40120726
>meme

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>>40120726
I know it's but I'm still rustled

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>>40120487
>Listening to local radio station
>Heard the full story
>Big scoot decided to venture out into the cold to get some num nums from the gas station
>Little rascal runs out of juice because it doesn't run on diesel
>Woman is too fat to get out of her chair and walk back in shame and has no cell phone
>Even with the extra blubber finds herself in a predicament in 15 degree weather
>Good samaritan with a healthy transmission sees this and decides to help her out
>Tows her massiveness 4 blocks back to her house
>A reverend from a local church couldn't help but post this wonder of human biology to facebook

The calls they were getting at the radio station were just as shit as you can imagine. Plenty of fatties shaming the preacher for "not knowing any better" for "embarrassing" this poor woman.

Shes lucky he was a man of god and not a teenager or some trailer trash from the area because, they would've had much more to say about this tow job.

>>40114346
So much for having lunch today.

>>40120821
>comment on that pic
Gonna have slow down this cut I just lost 10lbs of my sides

I'm down to 197. My worst was at the border of 300.

Keep telling me I'm a fat piece of shit so I keep going.

>>40120396
>>40120408
there's a sandwich place near work. It's not bad, but less healthy than my normal diet. I go there about once a week as a bit of a cheat meal. Anyway I was there a couple of weeks ago and a pair of hams were in line in front of me, talking about how healthy they were being by going to this sandwich place for lunch. They ended up getting white bread, BBQ sauce, and a side of potato chips too.
So yeah, hams' "healthy" meal is my cheat meal + potato chips

>>40117411
i thought that was fucking barack obama at first glance

>>40120714
>standards being this low
Cmon anon, you are better than this.

>>40118091
>Fat-ality
oh god my sides

>>40116840
I used to care about them, but with a good body they don't matter. Loose skin on the other hand....

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>>40119291
g o
b a c k
t o
/ p o l /

>>40119291
It works both ways. Some girls can't immerse themselves as a male MC. So pointless to use that argument from both sides. I never have a problem since I look for quality and consistency in games, but the fact remains thats not enough girls play video games for it to matter.

Something like Assassin's Creed anyways who cares who the MC is. Games like Dark Souls, Mass Effect, and games that don't need or have a Storyline set MC should always consider two sex options. Some men like to play as women too and limiting that option in this day and age while you play some insignificant MC is a blunder. Do what Dark Souls does, tits and waist on the male model and we're done.

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>>40121074

>>40121078
>Some girls can't immerse themselves as a male MC

Who gives a fuck, like 90% of the people playing these type of games are men

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>>40121083

>>40115146
>guy has to wear the baby carrier
>she can't even hold the child properly
Disgusting
They really need to BAR people from certain things due to their weight.

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>>40121096

>>40115097
Nothing. I found some good chinese tendies that are organic. Am going to skip dinner and eat those this week.

>>40114132
wtf is wrong with her lips
Does she have some kind of mutation?

>>40115318
Learn how to use a God damned semicolon. 0/10

>>40121105
finally someone who likes manlets

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kek

>>40120643
>Who said I was a girl
wtf, why are you wasting everyone's time with your stories then

>>40121078
Fuck off, who gives a shit about girls playing games

>>40119545
People like this should be shot into the space.

>>40121078
>So pointless to use that argument from both sides.
Not really. Compare the number of male PC/console gamers to female gamers. I just can't comprehend how someone could ignore that fact

>>40119705
Anyone have the fat hitler comic associated with this?

>>40121055
>state logical facts
>be told to go back to whatever shit hole
every time. Why are dumb people so vocal? If I were dumb, I would keep my opinions to myself. I wouldn't want to embarrass myself.

>>40120643
I call bullshit, most of the men I know that associate closely with girls (beyond those they are fucking or trying to fuck) are some of the sorriest nu-male beta orbiters I've ever seen. That, or gay.
I also call bullshit on the fact that a man surrounded by girls working to make himself more attractive would have them worried instead of all too willing.

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>>40121269
Nvm found it

>>40118217
>edit: meant to write sloppy, not chubby

dat subtle troll

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>>40117148
Yup, women overcomplicate things.

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>>40116875
>not wanting to fuck 4 tits.
In all seriousness this the type of bitch to think every man wants her. Ill giver props she prolly confident as hell, in a crazy delusional kind of way.

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>>40117189
good luck you fat fuck, i believe in you. I was fat as fuck too and if my stupid ass can do it, you can too. Cheers.

>>40121092
>>40121228
>>40121259
Good to know none of you have enough reading comprehension to realize you're repeating what I already said.

Anywho, maybe you should change your outlook because I'm sure you wouldn't want anybody to not care to appeal to you in any way.

There is a female player base regardless, they do not complain but sometimes it's good to be considerate. But to repeat myself, it is unnecessary for games like Assassins Creed, Battlefield, and set MC games like Witcher.

Plus weebs actually love playing as their waifu.

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Hold me, /fit/

>>40121283
>state logical facts
I'm still waiting for that to happen. All you did was express YOUR feefees about not connecting with a female MC. That's neither logical nor anything objective (a fact).

>>40121503
>Taylor Swift
mysides.jpg

>>40121179
>Have another beer, buddy
What id she mean by this?

>>40121365

>Rollocaust.

>>40121503
>you reminded me of Taylor Swift
The people who patronize these delusional fatties are worse than the HAES fatties themselves.

>>40121569
I said from marketing point of view you should aim your product at the biggest demographic. It's that simple.

>>40121569
A fact is a particular event in space time.

t. autist

>>40121499
Are you triggered? I'm sorry. No I'm not.

>>40121693
No, from a marketing point of view you should aim your product at exactly that demographic you want to target. They want to target mostly females - that's where they should aim their product at. It's that simple.
Not everyone wants to only maximize shekels in the short-run, you know.

>>40121503
>At first glance you totally reminded me of Taylor Swift!
Now that's just straight up devilish. Women can be god damn terrible to each other.

>>40114686
A friend of mine posted a picture of himself in overalls on his tumblr
He was reblogged onto some fetish account with a caption about Mommy needing to unbutton his overalls to change his messy diaper

>>40121721
Actually, all businesses are going to maximize on shekels because shekels drive business while feefees do not.

Why do you think some studios are trying to be ridiculously PC nowadays? Cause it brings them shitty sheckels.

>>40121760
>feefees do not

Well it has to be the right feefees. Maybe making the assassin a female was the good move from s shekeling perspective.

>>40121789
Yeah because they want to pander to shrieking hambeasts. Companies see how backlash from a few whiny lard asses who don't even play games can fuck everything up.

>>40121760
Learn to read. I said 'only maximize in the short run'. Not targetting the biggest demographic, but specifically going for a niche can be for shekels in the long run (can even be an entire business model).

Also, PC bringing ridiculous shekels is in fact proof that studios are doing everything right from a marketing perspective, because it obviously is targetting the biggest (or atleast the most shekel-potent) demographic. So, as I said, >>40119291
Isn't facts, but purely subjective 'I don't want female ninja!!!! studio has to parade my taste!!! marketing!!!!" even though studios are doing exactly what brings them the most profit and are therefore not having one bit of motivation to change their plans just because some faggot got triggered on a bavarian sausage somelier board.

I can't even laugh at these fat fucks anymore. I continually find myself wondering what kind of severe mental problems these people have that caused them to become so morbidly obese.

>>40121844
It doesn't matter if it's on the short or long term because money will always be a priority in both views, you dumb fuck. "Do we want to target this niche group to hook them to us so they can dump more money into us later" or "do we want to go with the group who we know will throw money at us even if we shit in a case and smack a $60 price tag on it?"

You really don't play games much if you think that the shrilling hambeasts is the largest demographic. They may be the fattest and loudest, in sheer numbers they are low. However, companies know that their screeching can scare off potential customers so they cater to their whining in because companies want to get new people to throw money at them and not their dedicated fans because their dedicated fans will throw money at them regardless.

>>40118278

They're clearly having photos taken, which means you might change clothes or hairstyles between them.

It's sad cause she'd be a hottie if she lost the weight too.

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>>40119427
>stop humping the manatees >:(

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>>40121702
>3 angry posts against female protags for no reason
>asks me if I'm triggered
Reddit to the left tumblr to the right

>>40121899
>It doesn't matter if it's on the short or long term because money will always be a priority in both views
Again, learn to read. I nevern denied this AT ALL. Stop putting words in my mouth and actually read what I'm writing.
Claim was: From a marketing perspective you should always target the biggest demographic.
Counterclaim: You don't always have to do that. Targetting a niche CAN make more sense.

Money not being a priority was never a point of this discussion, I really don't know where you got that from.

>However, companies know that their screeching can scare off potential customers so they cater to their whining in because companies want to get new people to throw money at them...
So companies are doing everything in their interest, yet you want them to do something different because >m-muh feefee. Literally what is your point? "blunder from marketing point of view"? It's obviously not. It's actually very smart from a marketing pov.

>...not their dedicated fans because their dedicated fans will throw money at them regardless.
Why would they even care about their dedicated fans if they can do whatever the fuck they want and still get their shekels anyways + the shekels from PC audience that only got pulled due to marketing?

So you want them to ignore the way they can make the most profit or what is your damn point?

>>40114442
>be fat
>decide to lose weight
>Lose some
>not enough for me
>don't own scale, only really get weigh in at the doctors office

You know what? Being paranoid about my current weight is what helps. I can never take a day off because I will always wonder if I'm slipping, always paranoid I've started to plateau and that one day I'll be fat again. My weight looms over me like a stranger following me down an alley. But that fear and anxiety is all that is stopping me from ballooning up again.

>>40118011
>kind of qt
losing fat makes you prettier bro

>>40121961
there was nothing angry about them. I just calmly stated facts. I know that facts are triggering for retards, but it's not my problem

>>40122012
>I just calmly stated facts
You did not. Name a single fact you stated.

>>40121721

>our demographics show mostly men play our game
>okay so let's make it appeal mostly to women

Brilliant. You're clearly a marketing genius.

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>>40115013

>>40115146
>So embarrassed you had sex with that whale you become a hipster just to be able to hide your face with a beard.

>>40121994
>>40121721
>Not everyone wants to only maximize shekels in the short-run, you know

Plz stop backtracking and getting your rolls riled up.

>>40122034
you will say that those aren't facts. Discussion with retard, such as you, is pointless. But I'll repeat myself - yes, males feel better role playing male characters. Unless there's no real plot, then whatever. Yes, the more people buy your product, the more cash you make. Yes, white/asian straight males are the biggest demographics of people buying pc/console video games. You can fuck off now.

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>>40116521
A diet composed of pure smugness will do that.

>TFW watch calories like a hawk
>only lose 61 pounds in 7 months
>TFW jelly AF

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>>40115318
>tfw you were always picked last in high school gym class at 6'2"
>tfw you got in shape and are now almost always picked first in college pickup basketball

>>40116840
I hate mine. Went from 265->200 (6'2"), and I'm at 17.5% bf, and they're awful.

>>40114762
Most fat people don't want to be fetishized by some creep who get off on fattening up a woman tho. They're usually just fat because of bad choices and lifestyles that they can't escape from, and typically don't like the idea of being immobile fetish-objects because of a lifestyle that they know deep down, is slowly killing them. Kind of how like an amputee probably isn't going to be
too thrilled about dating someone who likes the idea of a helpless package that they can fuck whenever they want.

>>40122040
Either:
>Do marketting for the male gaming audience
>People that will play:
>Male gaming audience

Or:
>Do marketting for normies, PC fags and women
>People that will play:
>Male gaming audience anyways
>+ women
>+ other normies because m-muh progressive MC
>- that one triggered autist from 4chins

Hmmm I reall wonder what gets them more shekels.
I also wonder why you are not the marketting chief of EA or something with that brilliant marketing strategy of parading to people that will consume the damn thing ANYWAYS, regardless of the damn marketing. That sounds like a damn good use of resources.

>>40122074
>Not everyone wants to only maximize shekels in the short-run = money is not a priority
Not even meming - are you actually retarded? Because it literally means the opposite of what you claim.

>>40122117
>males feel better role playing male characters
Never denied that.

>the more people buy your product, the more cash you make
Which is why they are doing what they are doing, marketing wise.

>white/asian straight males are the biggest demographics of people buying pc/console video games
Correct. And they will buy their product anyway. Which is why you don't need to target our marketing at them. Instead you can try to bring new people to buy your game.

You also CLAIMED it was a marketing blunder. And you CLAIMED that was fact. I proved it's not. You can fuck off now.

>>40119545
I want to punch her in the fucking face

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>>40122190
Actually that means exactly what you said it means, that money is not a priority in the short term. Just admit you know fuck all about nothing, roly poly.

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>>40122012
>I "calmy" repeated what the post I replied to said and then proceeded to get mad when they brought it to light. (twice)
>then I decided to call them triggered and got mad when they redirected me to where I'm supposed to be.

Hmm really makes you think

take this shit to /v/, kiddies

>>40122231
Yes, it means money is a priority in the long term. Literally: Money. Is. A. Priority.

You've been proven wrong with that dumb marketing bs and now you desperately hang on to that 'short term, long term' thing in hopes of covering up your failure.

>>40118091
What is this from?

>>40122260
Keep backpedaling since you were the one who brought up long term/short term bullshit, boulder

>>40122190
>Never denied that.
yes you did. You suggested that those are only my feelings about it. If that was another person - I couldn't have known that. But I'm pretty sure it was you.
>Which is why they are doing what they are doing, marketing wise.
what
>Correct. And they will buy their product anyway. Which is why you don't need to target our marketing at them. Instead you can try to bring new people to buy your game.
what? Compare the sales of games which wanted to bring new people by having female main character to sales of established series with male characters. For example - Mirrors Edge. Brilliant game. But do sales reflect that? No. Beyond Good and Evil - same story. And so on and so on
>You also CLAIMED it was a marketing blunder. And you CLAIMED that was fact. I proved it's not. You can fuck off now.
you proved shit. You're ridiculous, lol. I'm not saying they shouldn't make games with female as MCs, but it's not optimal from marketing stand point of view.

Also fucking hell, why am I still talking to you. I must be as big of an autist as you are.

>>40122240
there were few posts that weren't mine. Those were mine
>>40119291
>>40121259
>>40121702
What's angry about them?

>>40121105
Genuinely aroused.