Sauna Etiquette

>>40108573
DO whatever you want anon. Wtf. Why are people so autistic these days. If you feel like spreading your legs do that. If you feel like wearing a towel. Do that. If you feel like sucking dick, then do that.

>>40108582
Nah but I just want to enjoy a nice hot sauna and these old men come in and stare at me. Its uncomfortable

>>40108663
So ask them if there's a problem.

>>40108663
How do you know he's staring at you? He's probably just zoning out and relaxing. That's all you need to do anyway. He's not gonna rape your butt or anything.

>>40108663
Old men stare. It's one of the few things that hasn't been stolen from them. If he's not rubbing his groin chances are he's just remembering what it's like to not be a dinosaur.

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You are supposed to be naked in the sauna. If someone wants to stare at your dick; let them. Close your legs if its uncomfortable.
Regards, a Finn

>>40109120
Had my swimming shorts on. I'd get thrown out for being nude here, though wish I could. The temp was only like 70c as well. Was disappointing

>be me a couple of years ago
>be on vacation at an exotic place
>been at the beach the entire day
>feel like going to the sauna
>walk into the sauna
>see zyzz leaning against the wall
>go into fan girl mode
>ask him what is up and tell him im his biggest fan
>he is just lying there with closed eyes

I guess if you are a cool person you dont have to talk with anyone in the sauna

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>>40109129
>70C
>sauna
Pick one. It's +90 or kill yourself

>>40109164
:O

>>40108573
> going to sauna
U gay brah, because you gon become gay if u ain't

>>40108582

>do anything you want
>stop being autistic

Not giving a fuck about social norms - which is what you're advocating - is the most autistic thing you can do. Get a fucking dictionary.

>>40109192
But its comfy in there. Why Is it gay?