What non-food items can I eat that won't wreck my intestines?

Just eat raw veggies, dingus

>>40104121
Don't like them.

Eat small rocks (at least 1 1/2 cups a day). Once your stomach absorbs the rock molecules your body will distribute them to your muscles.

>>40104108

Celery.

>>40104121
>>40104166
Also, I don't know why, but just eating vegetables by themselves tears my stomach up, unless they're really starchy like potatoes or carrots.

>>40104172
Rocks obviously won't work.

>>40104166
not gonna make it lol

2 lbs of broccoli cost like 2 dollars compared to some "non nutritive substance"

i know your not trolling because u genuinely sound retarded

if you want to not gain weight dont fucking eat fatty flavorful food

Arsenic should do what you want.

>>40104183
but veggies are good.

because I'm lazy, I have a huge store of those steam in microwave veggie packs. Aldi brand mixed veggies (beans, carrots, cauli, broc etc) is like $1.99 for a 3 pack (each pack is supposed to be 2 serves but they arent that big).

I like a bit of fresh cracked black pepper on them.

if you don't like fresh veg like celery as stated try button mushrooms with a bit of lemon juice and fresh pepper.

>>40104217
me again, if you don't like that just take up smoking and black coffee, cuts your desire to eat but kills your body with smoking.

>>40104193
>if you want to not gain weight dont fucking eat fatty flavorful food
Lol it's actually the opposite. For some reason both my tastes and digestion handle a bland, high carbohydrate diet best: bread, cereal, pasta, etc. but it makes me fat as shit.

>>40104217
The only vegetables I can handle at all are peas, carrots and other fattening veggies like water chestnuts and baby corn, brassicas (but not often) and that's about it.

>>40104217
Also, I DESPISE mushrooms.

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>>40104108
Sugar free bubblegum flavored bubblegum. I'm on a pretty harsh cut and coffee and this shitty gum are my best friend's ATM.

>>40104240
Then eat what veggies you like and run a few miles per day. Losing weight is easy, I am back to it after a year of excess booze and food.

Either count calories and eat right, or count calories and workout and eat a bit more filling. its pretty simple.

>>40104256
I am pretty active at work, to maintain weight i sit at about 2800 calories, black coffee and sadly smoking makes it easy to sit at 1600 calories (that includes a glass or two of red wine with dinner)

>>40104269
I told you dude, veggies tear up my stomach for some reason. I can't eat them daily unless they're mixed with carbs.

>>40104287
And I fucking hate coffee, and I'm not going to start smoking.

>>40104293
okay then retard
keep your disgusting diet, but eat less of it
calories in < calories out

Eat dirt cookies like some starving africans do.

You have a severe case of digestive vaginitus.

>>40104108
Have you ever tried bleach?

how can you be prepared to eat rocks and other non-food substances but your stomach can't handle broccoli or celery?

Must be trolling. As a last ditch effort look up semi-soluble fibre products that expand a bit with water when mixed. it will fill you up, gives you fibre that you need and has nearly zero calories.

>>40104341
I'm not eating dog.

>>40104375
I don't know man. My body is bizarre. My doctor can't even figure it out. I'm constipated if I eat ANYTHING except high carb foods. Spaghetti's the same way. I can eat any kind of pasta, but if I eat spaghetti it fucks my stomach up. Can't figure out why.

>>40104389
maybe you should try some pro-biotics and good yogurt products first. Sounds like you have some shit gut bacteria.

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>>40104108
Try this buddy

Paint chips

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TEACH ME TO PICA!!

>>40104183
they tear your stomach up because it isnt used to it

>>40104389
Have you also tried whale with emotions and bleach?

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If I were you I'd eat shit - its' high in fiber and low in calories, but of course I'm not you and never will be so I won't.

>>40105032
I'm sorry. I can't understand. No PetSmart around here. Are the same asian as before? I honestly can't tell. You all post the same.

>>40105066
I was thinking of something more advanced like cellulose gum. It's in SlimFast.

>>40105080
Have you also tried putting bleach up your butthole and eat dolphins while jacking off to Hitler
>I don't understand
shh

>>40105147
NO! Go away! NO HAVE DOGGIE HERE! SHOO!!

>>40104108
Try arsenic you fat fuck.

>>40105168
Your retarded bitchfit wasn't even original. Someone already said that. This is a serious pica thread here you nigger.

>>40105164
Sprinkle some rice in the yard I'm starving

>>40105181
I can't tell if this is a chink or a bird at this point.

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>>40105205
Weeb ird

>>40105234
Ah great, birds eat all sorts of bullshit. Which pieces should I pica?

>>40104317
i will second that notion.

Make mudpies and eat them. Fills you, cleanses you but has zero food value.

>>40105269
Considering it.

>>40105205
underrated.

Celery, apples, cabbage

>>40105263
You should pick bleach

Sand, no really

http://morallowground.com/2011/01/29/whats-in-taco-bells-beef-only-36-actual-beef-and-sand/

>>40105772
Hmm...afraid of getting blocked up though.

I'm thinking something much softer.

I eat a fuck ton of watermelon, that shit has like no calories and I can eat so much as a snack if I have no self control.

It gives u diarrhea pretty badly though. That or veggies, which is healthier

>>40104306
>>40107304
literally just do what i said
it is not that hard you degenerate

>>40107358
Yes it is. Because I'm hungry ALL THE TIME. I used to be super skinny and eat like a horse. I can't do that now. If I eat enough to lose weight I'm both hungry all the time and super constipated because I cut out carbs to a large degree and focus on protein. Also, I know this is going to sound weird, but fiber constipates the hell out of me. Like I said, my body is bizarre.