>tfw too smart to lift weights

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>>40103730
>tfw two intelligent for dumbbells

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>tfw to smart to do cardio

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>tfw too smart to not lift weights

>>40103730
Perhaps but you aren't intelligent enough to avoid getting stuffed into your locker at school every day or to get the shit beat out of you after school, don't deny it we all know it's true, and the REAL reason you don't go to the gym is you KNOW you'll get the shit kicked out of you there, too. So you stay home, cry in your pillow, and convince yourself you're 'too smart' to do the things the Cool Kids do, and that you're so much better than they are.

Meanwhile on the other side of town, CHAD is fucking STACY (you know, the one you've had a crush on since junior high?) bareback and blasting another of his massive loads in her pussy, much to her delight. Later they both laugh at the fat weird manlet at school (You) that keeps getting stuffed into his locker every day.

How does that make you FEEL, OP? xDDDDD

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>too intellegent to lift

>>40103847
Jesus christ that book looks insufferable.

>>40103847
kek

>using 'normies' unironically
wew

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>two tow itnelligent to look at my keyboard

>>40103730
>head full of hot air
>too smart
pick one faggot