How do I get a body and skillset like Jackie Chan? Mostly the

step 1. be a manlet

>>40099463
Well I'm 6'2" so I got that part down.

>>40099456
go to Chinese opera school to be trained in martial arts, dancing and singing. Be physically disciplined every day to ensure correct performance. Eat rice and vegetables in small portions. Repeat daily for 10 years. Easy.

>>40099456
You can read and write, so you're already too old to start

acrobatics, bodyweight exercises and stretching

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>>40099456

1. Move to Commie China
2. Grow out hair to 1985 middle school length
3. Sign up for Party "exercise program".
4. Get injected.
5. March with clones.
6. Show p*enis to get special treatment.
7. Kick Yao Ming's ass

>boom

>>40099456
Avoid trouble.

>>40099456
>>40099463
>>40099488
Samefag>>40099643

>>40099456
nice to see my city on /fit/

>>40099657
>Landwhale detected

>>40099778
you live on Jackie Chan

>>40099456
Practice practice practice. If you're serious and not trolling go to a local gymnastics school and talk with a trainer or coach there. Just prepare your ego to be out performed by literal preteen girls.

>>40099824
>tfw no gymnastics school in college
Is this something I can learn from online?

>>40099839
There is probably one in your area I.e. within a 30 minute drive, but I'm sure you could Google basic stuff the problem is space unless you know of another place with wall to wall padded floors. If your uni has a wrestling team maybe there. But they may unironically rape you for being a fairy practicing aesthetic martial arts instead of practical martial arts.

>>40099788
Cologne in the background you fuckin autist

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>>40099788

>>40099456
gymnastics and parkour for flips and stunts
martial arts training on several kung fu styles for fighting skills
cardio ,calisthenics ,light weightlifting for fitness