Is amy schumer thicc or just fat? How to get physiqe like this?

Fat. Eat junk food and don't work out.

shes chubby but not fat
unfortunately shaped

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>>40097797
She's fucking fat, for fuck's sake.

Pic related is thicc.

>>40097797
Fuck of nigger, and take your fat pig with you too! Fucking nigger piece of shit!

We don't even have a name for what she is.A blend of some of the worst genetics mixed into one.Would still rather lick her pussy than see her friend (you know who) naked.

>>40097820
They were made for breeding.

>>40097820
those nipple piercings hnnnnggg

>>40097828
First I aint no nignog second i just asked a question you fuck who said i think she looks HALF DECENT. SHES A FUCKING PIGDOG imo u plonker

>>40097797
She's fat and looks like shit

>>40097820
>1000suns.jpg

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>>40097797

Cheeseburger 5x5 will get you there.

>>40097797
She's no Trainwreck! Amy Schumer has knockout figure

>>40097797
Fat, but her cardinal sin is her sense of "humor", weird saggy cheeks (on her face), and her thin ass lips( also on her face).

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>>40097797
>all the SS, GOMAD and 5/3/1 will never give you this size and thickness

>>40097797
gross and unfunny

>>40098240
Who would win in a fight? Her or Chloe Mortez?

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>>40097797
The resemblance is just s-

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THANKS HAES

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>>40097797
imagining how she fits all those extra calories into that tiny mouth. it must liik like a Caterpillar eating a leaf.

>>40098267
>>40098283
This works with any blonde girl. Yeah, she's not funny but she still looks good. You know that if she told you "fuck me" you would do it.

>>40098250
This is a legitimate question

I hope somebody makes a thread about it

>>40098297
Only in her early days before she got popular. She had some semi decent jokes. Then she just got beyond fat became comedy centrals mrs.piggy that pushes the HAES motto. But during her first comedy central special she was semi decent but obviously on the track of spiraling to Mrs. Piggy.

Also not all blonds, shit, not even a good portion of blonds have this much resemblance between themselves and mrs.piggy. even the fat ones.

>>40098297
found the guy on nofap

>>40098297
>you would do it
Hell no you bestiality fuck

>40097797
>How to get physiqe like this?
1) Stop using a trip.
2) Eat like shit.
3) Tell bad jokes.

That should sort you out.

>>40097797
She's sloppy. Like her whole essence is just slop. Sloppy face, body, attitude.

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>>40098297
Do you find ms.piggy attractive?

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>>40097797
>>40097820
idk what you guys are talking about, she is a completely healthy, normal-sized woman. You only think she's "fat" because of society's sexist and unrealistic standards for women

>>40098362
>slop
>she's a pig

I see what you did there.

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>>40098372
I know you're just meming but this is legitimately upsetting that people think something is natural simply because it is frequent

That is fucking fat, fuck that fucking fuck

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>>40098409
why are you hating on Amy Schumer anon? She's a beautiful sexy woman and you need to keep your patriarchal beauty standards away

>>40098377
Yeah but I think pigs have more dignity or something. Like pigs only roll in shit because we make them. If you house train a pig it won't shit all over itself and then blame the patriarchy.

>>40098441
> beautiful,sexy woman
kek. not beautiful,not sexy. she looks like a fucking pig facially,her body is shit by society standards. muh patriarchy GTFO

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>>40098441
>didn't know the opposite of strong
>fuck it no one will notice

Doesn't this show how "weak" minded she is?

She's chubby but would be thicc if she lifted but her face will never be ideal.

>>40097820

that're medium. they're hot, but not thicc or skinny.

>>40098476
the face, can change everything

>but thats why doggy style exists

>>40098487
>that
>medium

Please post what you think a thicc girl looks like.

>>40097797
T H I C C

HIGH TEST ALPHA MANLET COMING THROUGH LADS.

>>40098240
holy shit i never noticed but she's holding some kind of wrapper in her hand

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html


You tell me, /fit/

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>>40098706
I can picture her in 20 years looking like a deflated balloon of cottage cheese. Italian girls like that age terribly.

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>>40098612

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>>40098868
>thicc means fat

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>>40098896
If your T levels are low just say so mate

>>40098441
The funny thing is that this is a photo shoot so this picture is photo shopped a crazy amount and she still looks like shit

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>>40098923
Joke's on you, fatass. I'm not natty so my test levels are literally 10-15 higher than yours. Just accept that you're a chubby chaser and stop trying to push these gross hambeasts on the rest of us as thicc.

>>40097797
She's intolerable in every way. Shit humor, shit personality, ugly face and fat

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>>40098297
Oh rly. Any?

>>40098297
Day 4th of noporn/nofap. Still wouldn't.

>>40097828
Woah calm down with that edge man. Your parents may come upstairs

>>40097797
Fat and repulsive.

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>>40098868
>>40098896

>>40098240
She looks like a powerlifter who only competes in deadlifts.

>>40098250
Mortez.
She has actual power and not just bulk.

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>>40098441
>leibovitz
Oy vey

>>40098868
She's fat. You like fat girls.

>>40098648
Thought that too, could be a bow thing on her top tho. Weird that she'd hold it in the same hand as her phone.

>>40098954
THIS is thicc. Fuck fatties

>>40097797
be unfunny x failure

>>40097797
FAAAAAAAAAAAT

She is literally ms. piggy

>>40097832
Who? Hillary clinton?

>>40097797
Op

She is chub. Thicc needs muscle. Not quite fat but defs a bit chub. How do people get addicted to food? I have so much trouble eating enough.

>>40098230
Show a pic that highlights that.

>>40098240
Okay she genuinely looks fat there.

>>40098297

Yeah would probably fuck her. I'd just be worried i would fuck it up and shit myself or something and get into one of her stand up stories.

>>40098896
I love Michael I hope his life keeps being enjoyable.

>>40098267
>all that contouring and horizontal compression

>>40097820
this is real THICC

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>>40102338
>Show a pic that highlights that.

>>40098316
You do realise you could make the thread?

>>40098372
Size 6-8 is a ~28in waist give or take a bit depending on the brand. She must buy brands that use vanity sizing.

>>40097797

She is fat. To achieve this physique you need to exercise in the use of photoshop.

>>40098297

Nope. The dick doesn't lie or discriminate. If I remain flaccid then I wouldn't hit it.

>>40098954

HNNGGG THICCC
Would let her stonewall my Jackson

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>>40098240

>>40097820
my fucking god, i will 100% never have a gf like that, not gonna make it lads.

>>40103411
to be fair her weight has fluctuated a lot, she was probably a size 8 at some point in the past few years but obviously has been pretty fat too

>>40103793
>Would let her stonewall my Jackson
This made me chuckle way too much.

Her standup sucks. Material and performance are total shit.

She hasn't been size 8 in many many years, but I honestly couldn't give a single fuck. Most people didn't care either way. She intentionally brought it to the spotlight because her 'talent' isn't going to keep the limelight burning too long, but a platform and spokesmanship will linger for a long fucking time.

>>40098230
I unironically remember this headline. Brb, puking

Amy is ugly, an unfunny, talentless hack who deserves to be impaled on a pike and roasted over a fire like the pig she is.

All you ugly fags on this board better be able to get with someone better than her, srs