mires from grills thread

>>40097319

I met a girl at a bar and we had sex, then afterwards, in the morning, as we were lying there together in silence, I wished that the woman I had just slept with had been someone that I loved... someone like my ex who I would never see again.

>>40097324
MIRED
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Use to get mires when I'd leave the house every now and then. Recently the paranoia/anxiety has skyrocketed so I haven't been leaving my house at all.

Home-Gym is the ultimate gains saver for people like me.

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>>40097330
tfw so completely paranoid that you have very little to fear because you never do anything due to crippling paranoia so you can get real comfy in ur room knowing ur safe

>>40097324
sums up every ONS ive had

>Girl looks at me
>She smiles
>I walk away

MIRED.

cutie gym receptionists keeps smiling at me whenever i come

>>40097416
>>40097421
whew

>>40097319
>Hot (srsly) 40 something year old I work with
>Always mirin
>Noticing I lost weight
>Tries to give me purple nurples and shit so she can get a handful

Not terrible if she wasn't married

>have thing for qt 20 year old at work with perfect face and perky tits
>be putting away truck, have sleeves rolled up
>she just stops and stares at me
>heard her whisper 'fuck'
>fiddles with phone before leaving room
>she sent a pic of me to people on snapchat

>>40097468

Are you joking? It's 2017... marriage doesn't mean anything anymore. Married people openly boast about their infidelity all the time. It's totally cool to fuck around now. The only reason people stayed married in our great-grand parents generation was because people took their world seriously back then and because they were afraid of God, but now, God is dead and nobody actually means anything they say.

I mean they do in the moment but when it's not convenient later they don't. So just bang that hot milf and don't tell anyone about it. You need to get with the times dude you won't survive with that outdated moral code.

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>>40097499

>No one on /fit ever shares real /mired/ stories.

Really makes you think...

>>40097713
because they don't even know how it looks like

The mires I get are mostly from teenage girls and milfs. I am okay with this.

>>40097499
edgy

>>40097499
careful you don't cut yourself with that edge junior

>friend's girlfriend says she adores my face, she dreams I'm fucking her,
>says she doesn't fuck my friend for a long time, her vagina got so tight, wants me to stretch it.
>whenever she thinks I'm inside of her, she feels she is about to faint
>don't reply her as she wants
>she probably gets a little pissed
>tells my friend I said I wanted to fuck her
>friend attacks me
>I say she lies
>doesn't believe me
>friendship ends, they broke up because of the events.

> months later
> she texts me she couldn't get over me, thinks about me all the time
> consider fucking her (she is a 9/10)
> eventually say to her gently to fuck off

She would have been amazing to fuck, nevertheless I'm fine staying out of drama.

>>40097970
>Things that never happened.

>>40097998
sadly it did. I had to change my life because of this.

Cute turkish girl from school tells me I look buff

>T-thanks, Y-you too

>be me work as cashier
> teenage americano tourists spillimg spaghetti
> overhear them say "that guy was cute"
hopefully leaving dyel mode will stop this shit

>>40097421
protip: she's paid to smile at customers.
sorry.

>>40097319
>Be in a club with a friend and two of his coworkers
>Coworkers are two qts, one late 30s and the other one early 30s
>Early 30s is petite, THINN, black hair, green eyes, hell of an ass.
>Really nice and cute girl, talks about her husband and kid.
>Just laughing and having an innocent conversation.
>We start getting drunk
>"Anon, that slut over there is staring at you as if I wasn't here with you"
>Starts getting touchy
>Friends and other girl tell us to go out to smoke.
>As we are about to get out petite qt pulls me in.
>"I don't want to smoke, let's dance over there"
>Uh-oh
>Starts grinding her thighs and ass against my dick
>Ok, let's do this
>Grab her ass
>She smiles, gets her arms around my shoulders, and starts caressing my neck with her lips and nose
>Start making out
>wtf am I doing?
>Go for a drink, qt follows me, she is all over me.
>Friend and other girl get in
>qt remains touchy but more discreet
>Other girl is leaving and driving qt home
>Qt gives me her phone number, hugs me and kisses me on the cheek
>"Call me, ok?"

I feel bad and horny.

>>40097499
Wish this wasnt true

>good friends with girl from university, never had sex
>out drinking with group, bisexual male friend goes home with a drunk gay guy
>left with friend and other girl
>friend "lets sleep at anons place its closer than mine"
>first threesome that night, smell of two women is overpowering
>best feeling is getting a blowjob and making out, having one hand in each of their curly, dark tons of hair

I'm not even fit, humour got me there that night. Humour and ginger tea.

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>one day doing heavy squats just like every other day
>fat forming little mini muffin tops over my inzer 13mm powerlifting belt
>wearing same shorts I wear every day exposing my olympian thunder quads
>work up to heavy 1RM for a PR
>trying to hype myself up without looking weird
>dodging eye contact with everyone I see
>Sabaton - Ghost Division comes on
>blow myself up like a pufferfish and get under the bar
>inhaling like a pro wrestler
>brace core
>shaky walk out
>come down to parallel, summon the power of Thor
>come back up smooth
>fucking perfect form
>breathing heavily, instantly start re-racking weights
>don't look at anyone but I'm sure they're miring

yeah they mirin

>>40097319
>hanging out with a few friends at their place
>there's a party going on in the unit upstairs (college town)
>we're smoking near the outdoor staircase, I'm getting occasional second glances from girls on their way up to the party, figure they just want in on the J though.
>one qt3.14 walks halfway up the stairs with her friends, turns around, walks back to me
>puts her hand on my chest, looks up and says, "Hey, you're a babe!" before girl-running back up while her friends give her shit

Now what though? I guess I don't need to avoid hitting on the 8s and 9s in my classes like I have been?

>>40098266
Imagine if your momma was an adultering whore
Fuck her and save the poor cuck that's her husband and tell him what's up

>>40097489
Damn if true that is the ultimate ego boost

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>>40097319
I made this thread.
>it's still active

>>40097363
the more you do it, the shittier the feeling

>>40097489
Just ask her out, but end it with "or something" to hint at what you'd rather be doing with her.

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>>40099015
Not sure how I managed to fuck that up, now I look like a complete retard trying to be OP.
This is the thread I meant
>pic extremely related this time

>>40099015
Nice penguin, i'm miring

>>40099103
>>40099077
I-I clarified this is the one I meant to post.

>>40098109
i chose to believe that she likes me. i don't care if it isn't true

>getting openly hit on while having a gf

i declined by running away basically, never thought about what I would do because I didn't think this would happen

am I beta for not cheating?

>>40099116
In my experience, receptionists are generally forced to be polite and friendly with people, but you can easily tell when they go the extra mile.

>>40099124
No, that's alpha. Play it off casually though, say it like it is: "If I weren't in a relationship, I'd do you.".

>>40099136
it was in a very loud club, thats why I just left. cant hear shit through techno

>>40099124
It's 2017. Your gf probably has 2 big black dicks in her every so often when you don't know

>>40099206
I don't live in cuckland usa so she isn't like those "women" lol

that being said AWALT

>>40097324
underrated

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>>40097499
>tfw all i want is a cute conservative traditional blonde girl to raise a family with and feminists/marxists have ruined society

Only mire from grill I've witnessed.

>friend been lifting for 4+ years
>my mom finds him on instagram
>she shows me pictures of him ''look how big he is''
>she starts going to the same gym as him

Legit think she's stalking him

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One mire that stands out from the others was a couple of years back when I was 18. I had just exited the gym after a long arms/chest session and two cuties were walking diagonally in my direction. I heard one say "OMG look at his arms, so hot" or something along those lines. Me being the autist that I was at the time pretended I didn't hear her and continued walking without even turning my head at them.

I've had plenty of positive mires since then, mainly out clubbing, but that's the one that I think of the most.

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>>40099289
I know that feel anon

>>40099116

Mirin threads in a nutshell right here folks

These threads really should require physique pics so these bullshit stories have at least a bit of credibility

>>40099258
Then you're safe.

Americans cancerous culture make cuck so common that a relationship doesn't involve cheating, cucking, fetish just don't seem right

>>40099350

>>40099355

Please go outside

>>40098266
Think of it this way, you might feel bad for her husband but if you fuck her and tell him then you are the one who just saved him, instead of her possibly fucking many other guys without the guy knowing.

>>40099384
But I do.
Yesterday I saw 2 black talking to the counter girl at gym. They smiled in a very weird way
I can already see those 2 have their chocolate balls burried deep down in her. The worst thing is that I know her bf a very cool dude
I don't know if I should tell him about it or not

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>>40098266
This kind of shit keeps happening to me. I don't know why but I only ever attract girls that are already in relationships.

I am slowly developing a fetish for cheating girls but all I want is a faithful wife and partner

>>40099384
go to college and you'll see exactly how common cheating is among young women. I hung out with lets say 5 women regularly enough to see them without their boyfriends on occasion. 4 of them regularly cheated when clubbing or out drinking

totally eye opening for me

>>40099457
as an extension to this post, the one who didn't cheat had only been in relationships her whole life, no ONS and hence had a low body count. even still, always tread carefully when locking a girl down for a relationship. Don't even bother if she's at college and you aren't there with her, living with her

>>40097970
you did the right thing, anon.

bb4h

>>40097713
lol
>in college class
>grill talking to me keeps laughing putting hands on my leg
>eventually "hey anon can you help me with my essay" or some shit
>"no"
>"what why not"
>"because that would be a complete waste of my time"
autism

>>40097330
What are you so afraid of will happen outside your house?

>>40099493
savage

>>40099497
social interaction

>>40099493
alpha as fuck

>>40099493
W E W

>>40099505
Okay so where does that leave the paranoia? That just sounds like agorafobia or sth. So what would happen if someone did talk to you?

>>40097354
paranoid
im safe in this one place
pick one and only one

>qt coworker puts her hand on my leg, kind of close to my dick
What the fuck, she has a bf

Told this story a few weeks back in one of these threads.

>gf of my buddy messages me and asks me if I'm okay
>I'm confused
>why?
>she tells me because I was harrassed
>I'm mor confused
>she sends me a link to an Instagram post with me on the photo
>@hotdudesreading

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>>40097499
>>40097468

>when you lose your virginity kissless virgin ass to a married sloot

>only get mired by mom's (35+) and gay guys
>have never been hit on/flirted with a girl my own age

Does this mean I look like a dad or something?

>>40097319
>>40097421
>>40098109

This one cool af gym bro I know is like 28 while I'm 19 almost 20 I've worked out with him a couple times, he's fucking this former qt receptionist that is 22
Nigga is everything I aspire to be in terms of fucking young qts
Has a great physique great facial aesthetics full beard
10/10 wish he was my dad

>>40100060
young college sloots are beta and don't really hit on. gays are alpha because you can't tell who is gay so they have to. Milfs are experienced and know young fuccbois will want it so they become agressive

Holy shit /fit had my first touching mire tonight in a long time and got a confidence boost!

>on a business trip
>go out for dinner to brazillian restaurant with work colleagues
>dicking around elevator levels because nobody knows what level the restaurant is on
>eventually end up going on wrong level
>brazillian 40-50 something year old woman enters
>we all make idle chat and ask where the restaurant is
>work colleagues all dicking around cracking jokes with her and asking questions
>she says to come with her as shes going there too
>she says we can be her personal bodyguards
>i laugh politely at the joke
>she turns to me puts her hand on my chest and holds it there long enough for my colleague to notice when i look at him
>shes staring me in the eyes at the same time this is happening
>get semi and then we reach out floor
>she tells us to follow her to restaurant
>says bye to us and to enjoy ourselves
>focusses on saying bye to me after my work colleagues
>y-you too

>>40097319
>everybody knows that you lift for sluts and sluts only
If you actually do this or believe this is right THEN YOU ARE DUMB AND NEED A WAKE-UP CALL.

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>>40097319
>at party last night
>chill, just me, 6 bro's from uni
>no other /fit/ people except me
>I'm wearing a huge hoodie and sweatpants because fuck it its chill night
>5 girls also from uni stops by, absolutely shitfaced
>I'm out on the porch with 2 of my lanklet friends when 3 of the she-beasts stumbles over each other and out to where we're standing
>he-hey Anon...i heard you had a sixpack! shooow uuus Woooo (she actually wooo'd even tho there was no music outside and it was all really out of place)
>Its like -15 degrees outside and im like ye nah bruh
>i only want to chill man just leave
>the girls are like 5-6/10 at best so im not dtf
>flash sixpack, take my hoodie back down right before one of the girls go for the touch
>turn around and try to start up the conversation again with my friends
>girls giggle and leave and i have to hear about how my lanklet friends would have died for the chance of having a girl wanting to see them without their shirts for the rest of the night
>ruined my chill wibe for the rest of the night

>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw hank hill ass
>chicken legs
>tfw super bad receding hairline at 23
>tfw only thing I have going for me is being 6'2
>tfw fucked more prostitutes than regular women at a 7 to 3 ratio
>tfw scared to have sex because of being judged
>tfw have 9 inch cock but too out of shape and aspie to use it
>tfw I have no mirin stories

Actually, I have been mired by a gay guy I use to work with, he would always stare at my bulge and drop some sexual innuendos about my cock. Weird but flattering.

>>40100060
Is because as people age they stop giving a fuck, these women probably all regret not doing shit like this when they were younger. I work in a nightclub and the 40+ women are definitely the least shy bout miring guys in my experience. But I'm British so maybe its different where you are.

>>40100453
bulge pics senpai

>>40100453
there's people with a micropenis that would kill to be in your situation
just buzz your dome and start lifting brah

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>get randomly approached by 7/10 in a club who tells me I'm sexy and makes out with me within about half a minute
>somehow don't go any further and end up going home alone
>still a virgin months later
What bf% and S/B/D cures autism?

>>40097970
pussy
up the dose boyo

This happened a couple days ago. I was looking for a table for lunch in the cafeteria at work (I work at a university so there are many people I don't know). I saw that all of the tables in one section were occupied so I started walking away to a different section when an older lady (30-40) said "I don't bite". I didn't know if she was talking to me so I said "what was that?" Then she responded with "I said I don't bite" and motioned to the empty chair across from her. I said no thank you and that I'll be fine, and I went and sat somewhere else, I have a gf anyways. Was that a mire? I can't even remember her face or if she was attractive or not.

When I want an ego stroke, I go to the beach and do a bodyweight workout. I live about 100 yards from the coast, so I usually go for a jog along the beach shirtless, about a mile down to the crowded area. I pick a spot a ways off the perimeter of the cluster of people sunbathing, playing games, swimming, picking shells and whatever else, just far enough to maintain the guise that I want to be alone in nature focusing on my workout (of course it's obvious to some that I am narcissistically showing off, but it is not blatant enough to be gauche). I do pushups, V-sits, pistol squats, planks, etc. just beyond the reach of the water where the sand is hard. I do enough to get a good pump. And finally I do perfect form handstands , holding for for 1-2 minutes at a time. I become absolutely engulfed in mires. When the bikini girls look back after passing by it's like a type of high. Or the peripheral glances of beautiful women walking with their boyfriends. Sometimes I am approached and complimented. I've had tipsy milfs cat call me. I smile and feign slight embarrassment. Gymnasts or ex-gymnasts trying to match me, or I give them form tips. The university curlbros trying not to notice their girlfriends miring. I was near such a group once and a guy called out "Woah you're so cool man you can do a handstand" real sarcastically. I ignored him and just smiled at his girl. I feel ashamed to admit this behavior. It's become more than just validation though, like an introverted experiment in an odd type of interaction with people.

>>40100495
Maybe in a little bit, if I get 3 more people trying to see my bulge. I want an audience damnit.
>>40100502
Yeah but it's gonna take forever to have a sexy body and a nice juicy ass. I started going to the gym Tuesday and I'm still sore from Thursday's arm workout. My arms are permanently stuck on a 90 degree angle. But I'll get there. Bulking right now, getting more skinnyfat but also stronger.

>>40100669
thats absolutely what i will do when i made it

I've only been approached by gay dudes my entire life...

>>40100700
you're on the right track
Dont expect to one day wake up with a sweet bod and get all the bitches
the change has to come from inside
I know pua has a bad name here but I would look into self help and development, there's a lot of amazing material around (rsdnation.com/node/241735)

>>40097970
Very pretty girls are not used to frustration so they don't know how to handle it.

>>40100734
Thanks, just gotta keep going. It's my first bulk ever so I'm not used to feeling this sore or like such a fat ass

>>40100060
This is me. I'll actually contribute some of my stories which are a mix of mirin +autism

>at a party hosted by friends mom
>end up in a one on one conversation with one of her friends, 42 y/o, 6.5/10
>she gets emotional because her daughter has low self esteem and wants to set her up on a blind date
>shows pic of daughter, easily a 9+
>at this point she's getting really touchy on my back and shoulder
>turn her down on the blind date because it will never lead to a meaningful relationship for her daughter who's tired of getting pumped and dumped
>she says that's a shame because I'd be perfect for her or her daughter
>do a nervous laugh and tap her wedding ring
>she says I know but he's such an asshole, and simaltaneously does this weird half collapse so now her head and half of her body is on my chest
>rock hard at this point
>I continue to laugh nervously as I 360 moonwalk out of there

>>40097499
>Married people openly boast about their infidelity all the time.

>this is what /pol/ actually believe

>>40101006
>sitting in front of Starbucks reading a book
>a Ferrari pulls into a spot within my line of sight
>dude gets out and catches me mirin the car
>flash a quick wink as so to say your car is awesome but I don't actually want to talk about it.
>he gets closer and I realize he's a brown chad. Great facial genetics good body and a lot of money. Assume this guy nonstop slays puss
>guy goes inside, and I go back to reading
>he comes back out and puts his drink on my table
>I feel it's kind of my fault for even acknowledging him in the first place, so i actually say his car is dope
>the guy thanks me, and then immediately starts hitting on me
>after I turn down his date offer, he asks what I do for a living
>tell him I'm a student and work at the school
>immediately cuts me off and says I could start making 500k a year working for him
>tells me he's a gay porn star
>continue to decline his advances and offers until he leaves and my butthole can relax
>google the porn name he told me and see the screenshots of the dude fucking other dudes

Still don't believe the 500k a year thing though

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My mom says I'm handsome.

>>40101537
This.

>>40101537
>momscience

>girl smiled at me at the grocery store today
I'll take it.

>>40101803
fucking normie

>>40101537
she's lying

Can we have a sort of reverse mire thread? How about this one guys:

>post videos of myself masturbating on reddit for attention
>get the occasional girl to watch/message me (usually its gay guys) because my dick is really big, good looking, and i cum a lot
>sometimes move over onto kik/skype with these girls because they like it so much

and heres the kicker

>have had a handful of girls literally drop contact with me because of how ugly i am when they see my face
>had one girl i skyped with a good amount who liked me a hell of a lot (loved my personality, my face, said i would be the perfect boyfriend for her if she was near me) tell me "it would take a certain unique type of girl to find you attractive"

>>40101871
I made it, I'm leaving you suckers behind

>>40101892
>post videos of myself masturbating on reddit for attention
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>40101892
Dude go vent to a therapist or something already, you post this shit every other day

>>40101916
do you say that about girls who post nude pictures of themselves online? whats wrong with exhibitionism

>>40097499
The confluence of /pol/ and /r9k/ is strong in this one.

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>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

>>40101930
Are you saying it's okay to be as stupid as a typical internet attention whore?

>>40097421
>all the gym receptionist flirt with you hand have your id number memorized
>None of them are qt.

>>40098804
I'm Mirin

>>40100732
When life gives you lemons..

>>40099443
You're such an autist that you think black guys talking to a girl and smiling means they're boning her? You're so retarded.

>>40102019
fuck the lemon or let the lemon fuck you?

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>at family get together for Christmas
>eating in kitchen
>family is in living room watching movies
>mom walks in and squeezes my ass
>"Wow, you got a nice butt"
>dad steps in and tries to defend me
>mom tells him he's just jealous
>she starts asking me for good glute exercises

>>40102050
pics of mom

>>40099299
>pretended I didn't hear her
Fug. This is me.

>at gym
>pair of qts staring
>clearly miring.
>one of them stands between me and the freewights
>Sort of bounces a bit, smiles and says hi
>Full autismo step around her and pretend I didn't hear.

>>40102050
Show us your fucking mom right now

>>40099776
link?

>>40101958
i dont get what the big deal is. i have a large penis, so i like to post an occasional video, maybe like once a month or two, of myself masturbating online. i dont have my face in it or anything.

it isnt like im posting full nudes of myself with my face since like people on rebbit do

>>40102050
>see sister living abroad for the first time in ever
>in restaurant sitting next to me
>starts caressing my arm and shoulder talking about whatever
>I look at her like "wtf"
>she just smiles and continues

What do?

>>40101537
yay, good for you
i got mirin only from grandma so far

>>40102107
Well obviously you gotta keep it in the family, right?

>>40102106
Because youre a man

Have some self-respect you degenerate filth

>>40100453
give pics

>>40100453
>>tfw have 9 inch cock
Just lead with that. You should get a few size queens at least.

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>>40100453
>>tfw have 9 inch cock

>>40100453
>scared of being judged
>9 inches

You lucky bastard. I'm 7.5 inches and even though I know that's slightly above average I DON'T WANNA BE AVERAGE REEEEE

>>40102192
>"7.5 inches"
>slightly above average

found the permavirgin

>>40102138
how exactly is a bit of exhibitionism showing that you arent a man, have no self respect and are degenerate filth?

i don't do it to get positive feedback for reassurance/validation like girls who do it do. i just like to post it and know that people watch me do this "private" act

>>40102204

That's what happens when you watch porn 24/7.

>>40102204
I lost my virginity at 15 dude. Have only fucked 7 girls in total tho and am 20 now

>>40101355
>>40101939
I doubt that's a /pol/ thing to say, I think they would be more like "matrimony have sacred vows that never should be broken" or "lol what degenerate slut"

>>40102221
>>40102204
Alright well it's slightly above average if you don't include subhumans who aren't considered for sex among females. Have been watching porn since 11 tho so you might be on to something

>>40102215
>I enjoy public jacking off
>I'm not degenerate

First step is accepting, anon.

>>40102162
I'm too autistic to know how to go about it. It's worked a couple times out of sheer luck. One was the first time I scored, and the last time I scored. Oh and one time I got a blowjob from a married woman I worked with. Idk how I accomplished any of this. Idk how I'm still not a virgin right now.
>>40102173
I wouldn't expect you to, it is the Internet after all. I will say this though, having a big dick sucks if you have nothing to stick it in.

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>>40102222
>only

>>40099493
A L P H A

>>40102246
You think that's a lot dude? I haven't had pussy in over a year and almost only fucked drunk girls for ONS so it doesn't feel like much.

>>40099493
Noice
>be invited over to studying with qt girl who has 1000 orbiters
>show up at 9pm to her house
>opens door, "wow"
>she literally said wow
>no, really. I hardly believe it
>theres a guy already there
>wtf bish
>out alpha him, he placates and compliments me
>sit down with my legs spread out so shes sitting between them
>marking my territory clearly
>he meekly leaves
>i start making moves
>"I like you but i dont do this outside a relationship. Lets just study"
>"Im not here to study im here to fuck you"
>shes speechless
>take her to the bed
>"omg why are you so hot.. fuck"
>fuck her, she hugs me all night

Thumbs up

Also...

I dont lift

>>40102293
haha yeah totally man

>>40102215
>i post videos of myself jerking off on reddit and gays jerk off to them
>how is that degenerate??
>i dont do it for attention or validation, i do it for attention and validation

Fucking kill yourself, you are too far gone to be of any use to our species

>>40102293
>I dont lift
Almost had me.

>>40102222
I'm 20 and have a laycount of 0 boyo

>>40102234
i browse /pol/ often
majority of us think people nowadays are far more degenerate, especially the youngins, but idk about "openly bragging about infidelity"

>>40102293
Stuff that never happened

>>40102363
Sucks to be you i guess

>>40102424
>>40102222
the fact that you think 7.5 inches is only "slightly above average' and that you have "only" had sex with 7 girls at age 20 shows you're a virgin. nice try though

>>40102449
I used to think 7.5 was pretty average too.
The first time I got laid, I thought I was doing a great job, cause the girl was gasping and moaning.
Turns out those were gasps and moans of pain. lol

>>40102470
>99% of my friends say they're like 7-8 inches
why the fuck do they all feel the need to lie lmao

>>40102239
Go back to /pol/ faggot

>>40100379
>tfw you get objectified

>>40102490
le /pol/ is everything bad meme

>>40102335
>>40102313
>>40102399
Oops I forgot to mention:
Handsome and 6'2

Lol@ lifting for girls, just be handsome and tall dudes

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>>40102449
Alright man stay jelly

>>40102491
Sieg heil

>>40102239

I mean I get you're trying to be edgy, but don't downplay your insecurities desu.

>>40102490
>>40102518
Meant for (you)

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tfw no zero suit samus gf to practice multi shines on

>>40102527
I don't even know what the hell you're referring to anymore, is the thought of someone fucking 5 drunk sluts + having 2 gfs in a 5 year span that inconceivable to you?

>>40102554

Nah, you just came off as an insecure beta cuck with your "m-muh 7.5 inch DIK i-is average".

Congrats on the sloots.

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>>40102192
7.5 is small

>>40097499
Enjoy hell gaythiest

>>40102480
Maybe all your friends have big dicks.
Or they're lying to make themselves feel better.

>>40102511
>6'2
Manlet pls.

>>40102554
For the full autismo? Yes.

>>40102574
Nice damage control dude.

>>40102589
Lol where did this come from? When did people start pulling this dicklet shit?
The real research says 7.5 is big, 9 inches is absolutely massive.

>>40097746
Teenage pussy is the best ever. Pussy can't get better than teenage pussy. I have never fucked girl over the age of 19. I broke up once their 20th birthday.

>>40102589

>11x7 1/4
>enjoyable

u wot

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>>40102616
dickcel cope

>>40099493
KEK

>>40102589
>The ideal girth is the size of a fist

Seems legit senpai

>>40102634
I literally went to Queen's. I've seen the actual published work of that, physically. I was involved in the fucking experiment.
I've had sex with plenty of women, every single one has come back for more, and I've always been the one to break a sexual relationship.

>>40102623
its another "/fit/ stud cant get a girl his own age" post

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>>40102663
>>40102667
COPE
O
P
E

>>40102634
>tfw all the girls I've been with had cervical stimulation, and hate when I bottom out.

>>40102667
>I've had sex with plenty of women, every single one has come back for more, and I've always been the one to break a sexual relationship.

whats your "plenty" though? the average number of sexual partners for a guy on fit is around 30 by his 21st birthday

>>40102678
>had
Hate

>>40102539
>heavy thrusting intensifies

>>40098804
FAST AS THE WIND THE INVASION HAS BEGUN

>>40102670
Why would I want to get a girl who's as old as me? Fucking is wrong with you man? 16-19 years old girls want to date ''mature man'' And thats how its been. 24 girl has 67 different dicks in her, and who fucking wants that?

>>40102771
lmfao and you think that some high school or still teenage girl who will date some fucking creep in his mid to late 20s isn't a complete slut as well

my god you really are a dumbshit.

One time I bought a prostitue that was 56 years old, her body was wrinkly, her pussy was smelly and she was rude but I came so goddamn hard simply because of my granny fetish. No point to this story just wanted to get it out there.

>>40099493
Anon is alpha and doesn't even realize it

>>40102790
she might be slut in the making, but she's not a raging cum guzzling old slut. The keyword is ''old'' Her body and pussy and tits are still 2983 times tighter than that over 20 slags. I think you are just mad cause, men who're your age are banging younger and more fit girls.

>>40099443
You're so autistic.

>>40102663
wristlet dicklet detected

>>40099077
That pic reminded me of a cool mire

>sit in train going wherever
>everywhere are people its rush hour
>in the seats in front of me, facing me, sits a couple
>8/10 girl, with a kinda buff guy, im 6'6"~ so a manlet for me idk if it was a manlet though
>am dyel cant see gains through the jacket im wearing
>girl looks ate me for long times while i autistically stare out of the window listening to my music
>occasianly catch eyes
>everytime the manlet sees us catching eyes he looks at me with a smile kinda?
>proceeds to kiss the girl almost everytime she looks at me
>gets very awkward, dont know what to do
>either hes getting cucked, or the want a threesome
>got out of the train some time later

How do u like dem apples?

>>40097354
you're more likely to have an accident at home

>be 7/10 by big city standards
>9/10 by local standards and more often than not the most attractive guy in the bar in this shitty town
>have slept with ~19 chicks
>last relationship was 9 months and she was a horrible person
>just don't have the energy for female drama anymore
>go to the bar anyway
>7-8.5/10's trip over their words to introduce themselves
>or smile at me coyly and flip their hair wishing I would walk over
>can't bring myself to care about their degrees or jobs or any of the bullshit they small talk about anymore so I lose interest and they take the hint
>sit there and drink my beer and eat my nachos
>beat everyone at pool and then go home alone
I have no kind of homosexual desires so spare me the "u mus b gay" memes
I just have this idea that one day I'll meet an awesome down to earth chick with goals and dreams and hobbies and no daddy issues and a dry sense of humor and blah blah blah but every time I go out I realize a little bit more that she doesn't exist..
wat do?

>>40103145
do what everyone does and find a good compromise

>>40097970
Why not just forward the texts to ur buddy guy? Unless you're telling us a lie..

>>40103145
>girl
>down to earth
>no daddy issues
>sense of humor

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>40100593
Post selfie

>>40103145
that kinda girl ain't gonna be in a bar. Go join clubs you're interested in. Do a marathon and talk to the other finishers - especially if they've also done it solo and not just to conform to a group

>>40103145
Get over yourself faggot

>family gathering
>legit 9/10 girl
>introduces herself to me
>cousins new wife
>"i figured he wouldnt want to introduce me to a guy like you so ill do it myself"

Wewwwww. Id definitely fuck her, i dont like him and it would feel good to cuck him

>>40102293
same

>>40103575
>have basic standards
>told to "get over myself"
I'm LMAOing at your life

>>40097319
I got mired by two females coming back from gym today it feels good

>>40101765
my sides

>>40103145

"Decent" women don't hag out in bars. Be a decent person and hangout elsewhere.

>>40097319
>Work as a teamleader at catering events
>Had a group of 4 females and me for a VIP lounge at a soccer match
>We all carpooled to the workplace together since it was a 2 hour drive
>VIP event so the manager chooses more attractive people to go there
>1 milf, 2 7/10 normal workers and 1 9/10 student worker in her last year of law school
>I had to be somewhere and traffic was really busy so they picked me up and I had to change in the car
>Take off shirt and pants
>Casanova is playing on the radio
>All off them start staring and smiling
>"Omg anon, do you work out?"
>"Look at your abs, that's just ridiculous"
>Milf was driving "Anon put on your shirt, I can't focus when you're looking hot like that". She kept staring to me through the mirror
>They start giggling, they all kept staring and smiling
>Felt fucking good
>The whole day they all flirted, kept touching me and kept giggling to each other behind my back.
>Heard them whisper shit like "He's so hot", "Wouldn't mind waking up next to him".
>They listened to my every command and performed extremely well
>Nicknamed me casanova
>Every single one of them started texting me and chatting with me on fb afterwards
>Currently dating the law student
>She's ridiculously hot
>I'm barely out of dyel mode, just a bit lean

I think that me being in a leader position also really helps. Every event I have my team performs really good. Used to be a fat autist but just by looking good I unlocked my inner Chad. Women just listen to me and try to satisfy me without me asking for it and guys respect me.

>>40104199
The funniest part about these lying fantasy mirin thread posts is how every single one claims how they are "barely out of DYEL" mode. Literally every single one. Claims how the hottest women are falling over themselves to say how ripped and hot they are yet "they are barely out of DYEL mode"

>>40104095
I said bars to keep it simple.. there are a couple "cool" hangout spots that serve local beer and food and have live music so anyone who's anyone goes there, I don't go to dives with sticky floors that smell like vomit..
There is usually a group or two of quiet girls that are probably decent and don't really seem like they want to be there but I have just as hard of a time meeting guys with similar interests to wingman for me and vice versa and no matter how confident I can be it's awkward having a whole table judge me while the fat one cock blocks because she's not getting the attention

>>40104295

>you now realize 9/10 of these posts are gassed up or completely bullshit

>bro all these teenagers and sexy 10/10 milfs were all over my cock bro i swear
>lul i don't even lift feelsgoodman XDDD

>>40102616
the colors shift further and further right as time goes on

>>40100669
I did a flag on a tree in park once and got mired. So there's that.

>>40101537
could be worst
>in a friend house
>tell him "My mom says I'm cute."
>all of his kek
>his mom comes by "well she is kind of righ, anonymous is not ugly ... more than i can say from you" then she laugh
>i can hear her sister is laugin too in the other room

>>40103787
>bawling online about thinking you're too good for girls and asking our advice

Get of yourself, then kill yourself faggot

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>>40099015
>Noot Noot

>>40099493
Imagine being so beta that you loop back around to being alpha

>>40102623
chocolate chip cookies are the best. I have never tried a peanut butter cookie but even though i have never tasted one I know that they are worse because i know that chocolate chip is already good so how could peanut butter taste better?

>>40105083
i have like literally at least 20 stories at least as retarded as that one

>college orientation involves trip to the city
>go back to where we get picked up by our vans/shuttles
>for some reason there is only one shuttle available to ferry us back, and each one only fits like 8 people at a time
>gonna take forever to get everyone back, must be at least 70 people here
>grill says to me "anon walk back with me i don't wanna wait" (like a fucking 2-3 hour walk wtf)
>van pulls up
>leave her behind, rush and manage to get in the van amidst a huge ass swarm of people

>>>apparently she waited for like fucking 2 hours after that

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>>40102539
gamer girl
>say to the "niñas rata"

>>40097354
comfy doggo

>>40101765
Lolololololol

>>40102623
>Teenage pussy is the best pussy

>I have never fucked a girl who isn't a teenager

Sound logic there buddy

>>40102616
>>40102632
>>40102663
image is modified from the original version

>>40103187
they exist. guess everyone here rolled bad rng and didn't get at least 1 sister, mom, or grandma who was a good example of a woman.fucking retard red pills arent trying hard enough

>>40099997
Is this shopped?

>>40103179
first dialogue was not a text, she said to me while we were talking during a party.

as I mentioned the second one was in text, this was many months later the damage was done already and I wasn't friends with him anymore. That's why I considered fucking her.

>>40099077
That was me, anon. Your squat form was off.

>>40099493
The hero america needs

I'm a med student in a shitty country.
The thing is, I was messing around with a hot 35ish year old milf who works at the hospital that I go to.
A little while ago I found out she was with a stretcher bearer (nurse assistant?) who also works at the hospital.
>Today our last surgery was an acute appendicitis.
>Read the file of the patient, doesn't ring my bell. >Go and check him out.
>IT'S THE FUCKING GUY.
>IT appears he already knows about me and his mistress, oh shit! this is going to be awkward.
>I was with the guy since the very moment he entered the operation room. Just now I realize I had made a point to make sure to take part in every single part of this procedure, not because I felt guilty or because I wanted to rub it in his face, I just did.
>From taking his arterial tension, helping with the anesthesia part, and closing him up. I actually was kind and did a good work with the stitches.
The thing is... it was soo weird.
> He's a tall guy, a bit chubby and out of shape. Dark skinned 40 year old man. Tiny penis as well.
I'm a manlet, light skinned fucking ripped pretty boy,, 20 years younger than him.
>He was crying when I was holding his legs during the anesthesia. Couldn't even look me in the eyes. BUT I could feel his wrath and cravings to kill me in the spot.
>When I get home I check my phone and I had an unread message.
>Madame sent me a horny message, she wanted me to go with her after work, meanwhile I was operating his man.
I don't really care about the lady or the guy, I realize I'm an asshole though.

>>40106999

Where are you from?

Here's my autism story:
>freshman in college
>d1 sprinter, chilling with a decathlon bro, going to XC party
>bro is a soph who hopped on a cycle, blew up over the summer
>all his friends mirin his shit, grills lifting his shirt to see his abs and all
>he tries to sauce me some attention..."my new squadmate anon over here is pretty ripped too"
>4/10 faced slut with 10/10 ass and waist starts hitting on me, leads me to go get drinks and talk and shit
>slutty to the point of grabbing my dick
>"anon it's getting late and I wanna get out of here"
>oh okay that's cool I'll see you later then nice meeting you

Nice meeting you. NICE MEETING YOU?

>autism intensifies but I didn't realize this yet
>go back to chill with dec bro who's chatting up a qt teammate, qt asks why I didn't leave with the slut and I was like "oh she said she was tired and was gonna leave"

Literally one of the only times I coulda gotten with a sloot on aesthetics alone and I fucked it up

>All these fake stories

Here's an actual real one

>Be me
>fit, good looking (id say im 7.5/10), look young d/t my hapa genes
>Graduate with masters in nursing at age 23 (25 now)
>Work at a "teaching" hospital which means we get university students do their clinicals here
>Only male nurse on the floor, everyone other nurse on floor is female
>we get 1-2 students that follow us for 6 hours 2x/wk
>i find out the next week that literally every student tell their professor if they can request to follow me (including guys cause they think im cool and easy to talk to compared to snobby ass old ladies
>literally get 20 new followers on insta snap and fb
>talk to a couple of them
>find one im interested in
>bang her a couple of times and move on to the next one
>repeat again next semester with fresh new students

this has been going on for 3 semesters now
life's good

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>>40105455
top kek

>>40102267
Same.
>tfw only ever sleep with girls on ONS
>tfw I always fucking ruin it and they never wanna see me again

> at a university bar downtown
> 1am on like a Friday
> socially autistic friend talks to 2 girls
> mfw I save the convo and his embarrassment
> talk to the hotter grill obviously
> she's feeling me
> points out that she's so much taller than me in her heels
> "omg like how tall are you"
> mfw 5'7 soaking wet
> heh heh
> entire time we look for our group of friends she's glued to my arm stroking it telling me how nice they are
> dafuq nigga
> FAST FORWARD
> at a bar last week
> random grill and her friend
> this is where the chinos come in
> grill I know talking about my butt which I can blatantly hear
> they both repeatedly grab it
> "look at the curve"

>>40107860
>5'7" soaking wet

>>40107860
>>40108073
yeah dude being wet should make you shorter because you're weighed down

>>40108202
oh obviously

>>40108202
speak english doc, i'm not a scientist

>>40104295
>>40104334
Kek dudes, stay jelly. If you dont realize it yet, woman dont care if you're big. Asking as you're athletic, have a decent face, look after yourself, smell good and have other good values that you can bring over to them you're a 10 in their eyes. Time to get off this board and go into the real world. Only vein, basic sluts think really big guys are really sexy. Real good women can see through your vein, narcistic, insecure muscles. Being big just oozes unconfidence.

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>using tinder
>shit for results as usual, just right swiping as usual
>whoa a match
>realize it's my friend's little sister
>message her thinking she matched me just because she knows me, like people usually do
>mfw she didn't know who I was and legit right swiped me
>plan later that day to go to friend's house to [spoiler]play Melee[/spoiler]
>she messages me "so tonight is gonna be interesting..."
>spent the entire night tryharding in Melee while she sat behind us
>eventually we'd do a "loser switches off" rule
>tfw spent part of a night ruthlessly four-stocking a girl who wanted my dick

It was more awkward than anything

>>40108291
But did you win the tourney? Better of been with Capn Falcon you pussy

>>40108312
The tourney organizers fucked me over and changed the time of my pool. I was up until 5 AM checking it over and over, then when I woke up to go to it, my friend texted me that I'd been DQ'd because they changed my match to an hour and a half earlier.

Falco tho

>>40104295
Or maybe that's actually the body type women prefer

>>40101006
holy fuck
this is my dream

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>>40098025
>cute Turkish girl from school

>>40108362
>ywn slap Anzu around like this

why live

>>40099493
Pup me in le Reddit memecap! Rawr xDDD

Lost a lot of fat, got braces removed. Went to meet an old friend and female friend who's a 4/10 comes semi-unannounced.
>Talking with friend shooting shit
>Realise made a loose commitment with other friend girl who's coming
>She comes, we talk
>Old friend says he's gotta shower
>Me and girl talking about school and now about college etc
>Read a joke on WhatsApp and laugh
>She says wow you look so good without braces and you've completely changed after losing weight now you're looking really hot
>Don't know how to react so just keep smiling and browse phone

Pity she was a 4/10 otherwise I would've certainly made a move

>>40097489
pics? No homo

>>40108491
> >Don't know how to react so just keep smiling and browse phone
>I would've certainly made a move

le cocky xDDD

>>40108362
Is that a girls hand?

Help me /fit/ I need advice, going on the second date with a qt in a couple of days, last time we just hugged and I dont know if I should go for the kiss or not on the second date. Will it be seen as confident or coming on too strong? When do you go for the first kiss?

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>get fit and start taking care of myself
>get really beautiful (first) gf
>read relationship stories on /fit/
>develop relationship anxiety
>only happy when I'm with her

>match with a slightly chubby qt with a great face on tinder
>she's a real sweetheart, lovely personality and eyes to die for
>had a pretty straightforward first date, coffee and a stroll through town
>ended the date however with a hot steamy make out session at my dorm
>had our second date a few days ago, went to see a movie
>cuddle in the seats, she wraps her arms around mine and grabs my bicep and starts gently stroking my arms
>I return the favour and stroke her thigh
>have a couple quick kisses during the movie, didn't want to overdo it as I know how obnoxious it can be for others
>went for coffee afterwards
>more kissing here and there, felt much more natural as the ice was broken
>went for a drive later and I drive into an empty parking lot
>making out, touching, groping etc.
>start to rub her vag through her pants
>she returns the favour and strokes my penor over my pants
>it was 1 am and we were both pretty tired at this point, so I just drop her off at her parents house, share a goodbye kiss and go home
Feels fucking good brahs, we've been chatting everyday since we've matched and the affection feels very much mutual
Also I'm apparently a great kisser which is funny since it's been nearly a year since my last kiss and she was my first sober kiss
I guess I finally have a gf

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>>40105479
> that one fucking panel
my sides

>>40101477
no children = lots of disposable income

>>40108575
> getting that fucking blue balled

my dude

>>40106109
No

>>40108559
You manahed to get a seconden date with her, so a kiss isn't werd at all.
Don't wait too long to make a move, or she'll think you aren't interested

>>40108572
What is relationship anxiety?

>>40108817
Not him, but probably cold feet

>>40097499
piss off frenchman

>>40102589
>7/8/9 inch cocks that are not satisfying.
6 is already enough

>>40097970
Fake story or you're retarded. Just show your friend the texts she sent you, but of course this is a shitty made up story. You're not even competent enough to cover that oversight.

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>>40102623
>Another case of underachieving manchild can't woo a woman his age

Your teenage years are over man.

>Standing in line for food after gym sesh
>Hear girls in queue behind me giggling
>They're speaking french but are oblivious to the fact that I understand French
>"Wow, look at him he's so handsome"
>"He's got a fantastic body, If only he didn't have a shirt on"
>Turn around smiling, they look away nervously, start fixing their hair.
>"....eeet... tois"

>>40108593
Well I wanted to move things further, tried to move my finger down her pants (very awkward when you're sitting down in a car) but she let out a "nuh uh" sound so we I pulled back and touched her elsewhere (midriff, boobs, thighs)
It's understandable, she doesn't want to come off as a slut by putting out on the second date, especially in a car, in any case at this point it's just a matter of time before we do the sex so I'm not too worried

>>40098109
>I can't read between the lines
>the post

>>40098266
>people in their 30s smoking

Wow, you must be successful.

>>40109048
Judging people on 1 thing, wow you must be in the real world often.
Time to take some time off this site kid.

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>>40097499
Found the kike

>>40097324
Jesus christ i know that feel

>>40109097
You should quit smoking if he leaves.

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>>40097319
>Tfw my gf said I look like a greek statue,

It was a good feel

>>40097970
Anon baka

>>40102107
Your her present this year.

>>40108413
fag

>>40108541
Better than "Y-you too" at least"

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>>40108918
>>40102670
>>40102790

>>40109157
>iktf
She said I look like a work of art, told her that she just might get a private showcase of the exhibit

>>40108575
>dating with Tinder sluts
I know you are happy now, but this will end horrible for you.

>>40097319
I have never known this feeling

>>40098635
Yea. It's interesting how the smell multiplies, rather than adds. The scent of eitge girl alone might be undetectable (from a, we're both naked and msking out distance), but two girls together.....that smell. It sticks in the memory, too. I wonder what's going on.

(I am a robot)

>>40108898
see>>40106306

>>40097324

Tfw I've only had one night stands and fuck buddies, have never really been in love, and now have seen too much to ever fully fall for a woman as I have trust issues and whenever I have shown even slight affection it kills attraction and the girl goes cold

>>40097421

> go to mobile phone shop to buy a cheap Nokia
> cute customer care associate is all over me
> "Somebody as big as you can handle a nicer phone than that" she winks
> she clearly wants the D
> get new iPhone and she is impressed
> she gives me a special offer just for me with hands free headset, car charger and Angry Birds phone case for just £60 more if I sign up for 24 month contract which is fine.
> winks again and touches my arm

planning on going back to buy a third phone so I can get her digits

>>40109482

I don't even know anymore.

>>40097319
>friend of a friend (guy) at church asks me if I'm a model
>taken off guard, I say "What? No.." and walk away after that
>next week he comes up to me again, turns out he's the owner of a legit modeling agency and he wants to talk sometime
>find out I'd have to pay about $3k up front for clothes and photoshoots before I get picked up by a company but I'm poor so I can't do it

Feels bad. Nice ego boost though

>>40102027
Lemonaids is the answer

>>40109142
I'm not the guy he replied to and I dont smoke

>>40100379
iktf brah. Happened to me too at a chill night with friend but the girls wanted to touch my arms. It ruined all the vibe

>>40099493

Needs to be word for when you are so autistic you are alpha. Like autpha or alphautist

>>40101930
yes, I personally do this

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Women keep adding me out of nowhere on social media just so that they can tell me I'm hot. Girls always compliment me either on my face or my athletic build. I'm still deeply insecure and lack confidence because I'm 5'10. I never asked for this, why the fuck did you manlet memers ruin me?

>>40103145
"well go ahead and call the cops /you don't meet nice girls in coffee shops"

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>>40109340
>Replying with get out of muh sekret club memes
manchild confirmed

>>40109509
Don't fall for it, getting signed by a modelling agency doesn't mean much. It's a shitton of work and auditions after that, just because you're signed doesn't mean you'll be a successful model.

>>40097726

..post rest of this set? :3

>>40102470

No difference in my book it only enhances your enjoyment

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>>40105940

Underrated post

>>40108925
KING OF /FIT/

>>40103102
>girl looks ate me for long times while i autistically stare out of the window listening to my music

literrally me

>occasianly catch eyes
Girl smiles, I smile then I look out of the window again

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>>40097324
it's just not fair, why did she leave me fit?

>>40109583
lmao what the fuck that's a perfectly average height. and the fact that girls give you compliments means they accept you as who you are

>>40101892
Post your face/body m8

>>40109749

To be completely honest I think I would've found something to obsess and be insecure over even if I was 6 feet tall. I was insecure way before I started caring about my height anyway. I think I have a lot of underlying mental problems that stem from both my OCD and being bullied for being fat when I was a kid.

>>40107040
Jeez I thought I was autistic but this is on a completely different level

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>>40107040
Nigga

>>40102074
Why do I enjoy seeing women get blown off so much?

>>40102192
7.5 is well above average you mong

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>>40107040
The y-you too is strong in this one

>Party with friends
>A guy who I haven't seen for a year appears
>"Whoa, Anon! You look completely different now, I wouldn't recognize you, nice body"
>T-thanks
>I get literally the most mirin from guys
>That dickhead starts doing some gay bro jokes on me (he has a gf so no homo)
>I start sweating and sperging out because I am secretly a little bisexual
>I say some stupid things which can imply I am homo
>Girls are literally like "wait...what?"
>Ruin everything in front of many girls I know.

Thanks, you bastard.

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>>40107860

> mfw 5'7 soaking wet

>>40109509
there are scams that are laid out like this

>>40101892
Rough, if you value the attention of whores.

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>frat party last year
>5/10 black chick calls me hot
>blacked out moments after
>regain consciousness in taxi
>she is being taken away by ambulance
>mfw

>>40098824
If you see that girl again just ask her our.

>>40099289
Your all pussies for getting cheated on and cucked so much. This shit has literally never happened to me and I've dated girls from several different cultures

>gay coworker asks me to go to a gay club with him as his date
>he knows I'm straight
What did he mean by this?

>>40099514
He should have pulled the broom out and pretended to ride it like a horse

>>40110414

He wants to do fuck on your pener

>>40109433
I think we can fucking tell

>>40097324
>tfw you'll never find your complex carb

>>40100605
Yes it was mire, dummy

>>40102107
Be grateful for it. Every moment with our loved ones is a gift from God.
Is she hot tho?

>>40102215
I get it, man. I've got a big dick too. It's nice to have part of you mired so heavily, even if it's just a temporary boost. The people who are sperging out over this are #highinhib betas

>>40102801
G-gross...

>>40102539
:(