what's your nickname in your group of friends

bubbles

>>40096692
I don't have one any more, but I've gone through Langers, Pervy Rob, PR, Losh, Pervy Losh.

nitro dubs

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Chad Thundercock

titty boiii

>>40096696
Robert Langrick?

>>40096692
"Who Is This Guy Following Us" and "Creep". Always having a blast with the lads!

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>>40096692
>what's your nickname in your group of friends

are you implying we have any irl friends?

>>40096714
>Robert Langrick
I don't know who that is.

>>40096739
Neither do I. Those nicknames imply having that name

>>40096757
Fair enough. Nop, I won't post my full name on the internet in case a Navy Seal rocks up at my door, but my name's Robin and I have a double-barrelled surname.

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The Milfman

Pikachu

>>40096692

On the rugby team, there were entirely too many Mikes, we had to assign adjectives to them to tell them apart.

Fat Mike was fatter than me (and kept whacking me in the nuts when I suggested our conditioning was subpar)

Short Mike was shorter than me.

Coach Mike was a coach, and I was not.

I was Jewish Mike. Not because I am actually Jewish, but because I'm, to quote the team captain, "cheap and complain a lot."

We also had too many Joshes. Coach Josh, Josh Shoemake (usually called Shoemake), and Brick Josh, who was about as bright as Brick Tamlen.

>>40096771
i'm the milfman bitch that's a fact

The prince of Havana

>>40096692
Cuntnugget

Hercules at work

"muscles"

Literally is muscles.

And I'm natty ; that's how delusional the people are around me, to call a natty "muscles".

Thor, because they are manlets and dyels so I look like a giant next to them

Penis, no joke

>>40096824
they're mocking you, nattyboy
stay dyel

>>40096844
yeh, every single person in my life is mocking me on a daily basis

kay

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>>40096692
>your group of friends
w-well.. you see, we've got a little bit of a misunderstanding here. the problem is...

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>>40096692
Guess why they call me magic

>>40096844
whats your roid nickname anon? rasin balls? pizza back/face/insert random acne ridden bodypart?baldie? bitchtits?

At work I'm called husband. I work with primarily 40+ year old women with "thyroid" problems.

Hemingway

>>40096692
Harambe

Big Bear

>no homo

Lynx.
We all play games together and it's part of my handle so they do it out of habit but I don't dislike it.

>>40096692
cock or chicken. well in german its relatable to my real name and less synonymous with dick and girl

>>40096692
Big gay L

Don't have one. I don't tend to stick with a group of friends. I have friends depending on what I'm doing (eg a college course) but when I'm done with that I forget about them and move on.

>>40096853
wow you sound RIPPED

>>40096692
Rob dawg, alpha as fuck

>>40096692
Boner Champ, my friend Broccoli Rob gave it to me.

>>40096692
turbine

Titus

the red fucker

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Doublemint Dave

>>40096692
robert

>>40097406
kek

Moonman

>>40096694
Buttercup, here.

"The Gun" ever since I bottleflipped a chair

>>40097494
my sides

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>>40096692
The jew

The Monster, The Alpha Male.

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rabbit

Steph McSwag

>>40096692
Gummimensch

the Nerd

>>40097398
A-are you me?

Mr Biceps

not a joke

David Duke

>>40096697
Teenis

>>40096784
is this from a movie lol

Lol used to be called Casanova after I fucked this fat chick in high school. Best head ever. I luv you Stacy

>When they like me
Shit king shit pussy

>When they don't
That skinny faggot

Bodybuilding closet case.

Moonman

>>40096692
Jaz. I don't even listen to jazz music.

Top cop. I make everyone call me top cop.

Candy man
White wizard

I use to sell cocaine.

>>40096692
javiunfla
or veneno

Sex god

It's kind of a mickey because I fucked a fatty

Gilgamesh The Strong One because i lift and always play as a warrior in any RPGs and such :)

The Senate

Captain Quark. Not even kidding, it's because I eat so much of the damn quark.

They call me Pervy Pete.

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Affluent Clavichord

Big guy because I'm 6'5

The football team calls me Muscle Hamster because I'm a fucking turbomanlet that weighs 185
>can rep 225 22 times
>run a 4.5 40
>will never go pro though

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>>40096692
I don't have friends anymore.

>>40097507
They call me Blossom.

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>>40096692
Motherfucker Johanes.

Its the Holland version of American Jones.

>>40096692
My wrecking crew consists of me (Chad), aka Chief, my second in command Brad, Jared, and Clete the wildcard

Chicken wing

>>40096692
Lunchbox

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>>40097841
>Muscle hamster

Autistic Sociopath

>>40097437
I thought Broccoli Rob was Boner Champ?

Big fella
MM (Male Model)

Im ugly and 6' 185 lbs.

I wish they were true.

>>40096692
Nigger

My friends call me king of the manlets. I'm 6'3 but they're all 6'5+

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>>40096692
Zeus, because lifting and I had a white streak in my beard since I was 14.

It's a diminutive of my last name. I'm 6'2 and 180lbs.

>>40097995
Tiny?

>>40096692
doublemint dave

>>40096692
The Monster™

>>40098010
Well my last name isn't Tiner or whatever. You get the point now? These diminutives are pretty common in my slavland.

>>40098012
Lel

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>>40096692
something like "milky" or some shit in my language because I did GOMAD

>>40096692
juan

Mayhem. Not as neat as it sounds, I got it while learning to drive the forklift at my job and knocking over a ton of stuff.

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Do you like my band /fit/?

No matter where I go, someone in my group starts calling me Dirty Dan or Dan the Man like they just came up with it

That's not to say I don't love it, and it definitely beats when I was a pale skellington in early high school and everyone called me Danny Phantom

>>40096692
The Ape kek.
I had a massive mountain bike accident in HS That kinda squashed my nose + i have lantern jaw.

Later after i graduated college i saved up enough money for a nose job and they still call me Ape due to me being very fcking hairy + massiv arms

>>40096692
Night eyes

>>40096692

Willy

>>40098235
Post eyes

>>40097621
David Duke

Greek god
Tarzan
Fabio

Big dick bandito

They call me Nightmaster

>>40096692
"Asshole"

Doorway

OP

im pretty gay

>>40097494
aw. that's sad.

Blao

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>Harpoon (because I have a large nose)
>Wolf (I don't even know anymore but it's something related to a concert I went to)
>Mongolia (because I have slightly slanted eyes)
>Rock (because I collect minerals)

Depends on which group of friends I'm with

>>40096692
>Group of friends

>>40097494
I feel so fucking bad right now jesus fucking christ

>>40096692
Faggot

>>40096692
stannis

i still dont know why

nigger

sphincter

Papi

Morrissey. I'm vegan and love the smiths

Fattie (even tho i'm now one of the skinniest/better looking)

Being an ex fat fuck is suffering, but at least it make the new qts laugh cause they can't believe i was one a 100kg piece of lard

>>40098772
did u ever set fire to your daughter?

>>40096912
underrated

Bobby Dole oddly enough

Jim

>>40098932
lol no

>>40096880

you have aids?

>>40096692
Dino

like the dinosaur

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>>40096692
Boney, I was skinny af as a kid.
Now sometimes Gormiti, but I prefer the old one to be honest.

>>40096692
roob

>>40096692
chip

>>40096692
God these faggots look beta as fuck

>>40096692
Dishonored but pronounced in my language so it sounds like dijonrd

>>40096692
ozone

Peanut Arbuckle

Homo

>>40099687
notice me

>>40096692
Used to be butterbean after the boxer from jackass in jr high. It didn't stick tho. Nicknames aren't hugely popular in my area, I can think of only a few people who got stuck with permanent ones.

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>>40096692
Kinky Mike

>>40096692
They call me Bear but they do it ironically :(

>>40096692
Diesel

>>40099782
True have a friend he used to be called mr.vomit himself because he vomited during school trip, now is known as mr.Devil because he got drunk scream I am Devil and vomited himself

>>40099822
He sounds like a fun guy. Also good digits kek approves of Mr. Devil

In the group chat I'm "meme queen"
Irl I'm "Plumb nuts"

papitas

"That annoying guy who keeps following us"
aha, funny banter

>>40096692
Sage online because this site
Paker in RL because I went full music denfer for spider man when i was younger

Zyzz

jew

little fat man

>>40096692
They call me Girthy.

>>40096692
Gherkin

Cancer,or Big Papa

>>40096698
Pay debts

'convicted child molester'

...inside joke

>>40096722
pretty gud

Titty Boi

stick bug

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>>40098982

Teo when I'm with other friends because it's a diminutive of my real name mateo, but Psycho when we're alone because they think I'm weird(which I am).

sgt phatbags

retard

They call me Snatch

Stevie "A Dollop'll Do Ya" Williams

>>40098292
moonman

>>40100416
Probably not weird. Edgelord.

>>40099139
That picture though

>>40096692
momo

>>40100009
Girth Brooks? I'm a huge fan.

>>40096692
My friends and family are the only ones that call me by my full name. It's a hard make to say and most people are to rude to work it out. Acquaintances just say half my name.

Yung Leo
Apparently I look like a young Leonardo DiCaprio

>>40096784
Kek did you go to school at Sideways Stories from Wayside School

>>40100635
Peanut Arbuckle

Never had one.

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>>40096877
We are your friends anon :)

An intentional mispronunciation of my last name.

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>>40096692
"Go Away retard".

Sandniggerking

>>40096692
Autistic top gear

>>40096722
kek

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>>40096692
>that guy

Pirate

>>40100933
lmfao

Italian Piece of Shit

Argon
Dark child
P-body
Peanut Arbuckle
Night Master
Doorway
Pink Dress
Sweezy
Go-go Nuts
Pineapple Man
Moonman
David Duke
Teenis
Mister Shit King Shit Pussy

Anonymous

You see my only friends call me "anon". It's also what I call them, as I don't know their names

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Bryan. My names not bryan, but i guess it sorta sounds like it and im too beta to correct them

>>40096692
Teddy

little fat Hungarian

>>40101106
Whats your name?

unironically balls

>>40099822
Keked aloud

>>40096692
PURPLE FAGS

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>>40096692
>in your group of friends

Shaggy

Limitless

"Turbo."

it's because I'm really slow and everyone is always telling me to hurry up.

I like to take my time.

Big guy

>>40096692
Cuckboy

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The Supreme Gentleman

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Weaboo Faggot

>>40096692
Discount

>>40096692
I'm in the half that don't have nicknames.

Cheddar Bob

>>40096692
>friends
Do I have to remind you you're on 4chan?

Murda Murph

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>>40101180
Graeme

>>40096692
Big J

Gaston, Crixus, Khal Drogo, Drake, Dre

>:^)

Michael phelps
Not memeing, during the Olympics one of my friends mentioned phelps had a really good back and then they decided to compare me to him
Now I am called Michael phelps

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>>40098276

>>40096692
Wings

or Wolfie

Russian girl

>tfw your only defining characteristics are your parents' ethnicity and a pair of tits

>>40096692
White Lightning (really pale sprinter)

Boots

>>40096841
Mines in highschool was nipples

>>40102309
You're friends are as gay as you

>>40100845
a nickname?

>>40101351
You sound cool turbo

chap

>>40096692
Shadowblayde

T-Bag, among others

>>40096692

Silent Bob

because, you know, i don't talk much.

Gordo, in english it would be "Fat".

I'm not fat anymore, but that will be my nickname for centuries.

Forrest Gump

>>40104614
Since the gym it's been Forrest Pump though

The Pedo Guy

>group of friends

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"faggot"

i...I'm not really sure they are my friends....

>>40100823
Pineapple man

>>40096692
Nazi

Fish dad

>>40096692
go away

>>40104898
haven't had a good chuckle like that recently.

thx boo. keep ya head up.

>>40096692

Autism

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>>40100983
Kek

skinny penis

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Big Mark, Sir, and Jukebox

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>>40096784
Funniest thing I've read all day

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I wish it was T-Bone, but it's Coco.

Coolsmelly
Because I'm "the cool guy", I lift, I have tattoos, I smoked cigarettes for about 8 years, I started having sex a couple of years before the rest of my friends, I dress "cool" (I know I am a bit douchey, they call me cool in a sort of sarcastic way), stuff like that.
On top of that, I have smelly farts, especially when I'm careful about my diet.
So the two things that differentiate me from other members of my group are that I'm ""cool"" and I'm smelly. Coolsmelly, all one word, they say it kinda fast.

>>40106984
Oh and Lehman because I'm wheelchair bound most of the time and my friends are cocks.

>>40107092
Legman. Fucking autocorrect

In high school mr. T. and nowadays its Scruffy.
Cause I once tried to pet a really weird scruffy looking streetcat while me and my friends were high on 2cb.

Bateman

I think they know, fuck.

>>40102861
Classic girl

wildcard

i get blacked the fuck out drunk 4 times a week

>>40102861
>tfw your only defining characteristics are a pair of tits, an ass, and a vagina
t. every woman ever born

>>40096692
God Turbo Nitro Ultra

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'u wot'

Audi

>tfw name too short to make any other nickname

>>40097611
Only you were meant to know that name

>>40102861

There was a Russian on our rugby team who's name was impossible for us to pronounce. We just called him Ruskie.

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Smokey, because I hotboxed a guy's car when he left it unlocked in high school
There was also Freh or Fray as a diminutive of my actual name and Shaggy because I have the hair of a liberal hippie

Oh and The Bukkaking, what I use online

Fuck no one uses my real name

>>40099139
Italian?

for the first 2 years of high school my closest friends referred to me as Fatass almost exclusively, I was mostly just glad to have friends at the time so I didn't care.

8 years later I'm in better shape than all of them, not great shape but I'm getting there.

fuck them man

Shreddie, ironically because I' not shredded.

Big Al

>>40097494
Most coworkers call me Gummy. I chew gum a lot. I go through at least 9 18-piece packs every week. Don't often eat actual gummies, the smell of gelatin bothers me if I eat too much.
My weeb friends either call me (name)-chan because I blush easily or Senpai because I'm tall-ish and have a bass voice.
Some friends call me SIX TWO, usually in all caps when written, because I am 6'2.

>>40107716
We did this same thing in our basketball team

>>40096692
Greg.

It's gotten to the point where people who haven't met me before actually think it's my name.

>>40107983
>6'2
>tall-ish

do you live in china or something?

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>>40108209
American, just 5 inches taller than the average male American and hence "tall-ish". It's not like I said I'm a giant or lanklet.
I also included China in the pic in case you were curious of their average height compared to Americans'

Never had one. People refer to me by my name. Or they shorten it sometimes. I'm named after a non existent city.
HINT_Constantinople

All my female friends call me 'marriage'

Becuase i'm always on the rocks

>>40107716
I made friends with some cool folks from Quebec, they couldn't remember my obscure irish name (even though it's only two syllables) so they just called me "Saskatchewan" for like two weeks. Was kinda fun, I don't get nicknames very often

>>40108425
Is that you, Pąddý?

>>40108412
WHY WOULD SOMEONE NAME A KID MESOPOTAMIA

> Hulk
not even into Marvel, but a girl I hooked up with bought me a gag gift of Hulk underwear, and somehow it became my nickname

> tfw watch too much porn so always feels like people are secretly mocking my 8" for being too small

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>>40097494

>>40108403
fair enough. although this includes asians and hispanics who are shorter; the white average will be higher.

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They unironically call me "Soldier" or a "Killer"

This is what you get for being buff in a second world country

It gets on my nerves since they say that shit all the time

>me and killer went to a pub last night
>have you heard that soldier fucked that guy up?
>etc.

They say shit that I didn't even do but they think I did

At least I'm not a bubblegum boy

>>40096692
David Davidson

Moose or Moosey.

Asterix

>>40108771
Is there a reason for that?

Roach, because I'm part Turkish

>>40096692
>friends

Bane?

manlet

>>40096694
You've got to be female then, this doesn't add up

Black Slayer.

Long story short - I used to tie niggers to the back of my truck and drag them around town. Was lols.

Handsome

"Juicy"

Get the least pussy out of all of them. But at least I have my muscles

Waffen Chef Salad.
But mostly Daddy.

>>40100860
so my nickname is "anon"?
>sad smile.png

>>40101421
at least your friends are honest

>>40104898
Lawl

>>40096692
Joe

>>40096692
Mister Cock

Moustache or mufasa

>>40096692
that faggy looking white guy

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Peluche

got called "big rig" by uni mates but other friends call me "smiffos"

>>40096692
Fergy

I never had a nickname among friends before. Feels good.

>>40096692
Day-One
lol

>>40102460

nice burkha

>>40102861

post parents or tits or gtfo

>>40096692
>nicknames
This isn't elementary school

I am often a big guy for them.

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pic related

nickname from a famous catch wrestler of old in my country

>>40096692
commander cuck of the alt brigade
can you smell what the rock is cuckin
cuck tales
Chads thundercuck

Rapid Dave

>>40108863
Hey latsbrah

The lucky guy

>>40096692
Thad Chundercock

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>>40109676
>Rapid Dave
nice

>>40109533
>thread has 308 replies

that quip might've worked if it were post #3

(names from when we rap)
dwayne
dwayne spritzer
dwayne spray
shin wri

and then some people call me by my instagram account names sometimes
street dagger and moongod

They call me Cooter Booter bc I have anger problems and when girls reject me or if I think they might reject me I lose control and one time I kicked this chick right in the cunt in front of a bunch of ppl at a party like 4 yrs ago the name still sticks

>>40110071
Cool story made up from basement dweller

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>>40109869
Thanks anon

>>40097494
I was laughing really hard until it got to his dad :(

Champ.

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The Chosen One

>>40096692
P

>>40096692
Trenbolonius The Third