How do i get a fit gf?

>>40093676
Be better than who you are now

>>40093676
>find fattie
>get her to move in
>tie her up
>feed her chicken breasts and anavar
>release her only when you climb on top of her back, make her squat you

Apologizing

>>40093695
for what?

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>>40093676
>"""""""g""""""""f
stop lying to yourself

why'd she have to go and get stupid ugly fake tits

>>40093676
>Be shredded instagram person with multiple followers
>look for fit girls in your area
>throw them DMs
??????

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a good crossfit gym.
no, i dont do crossfit, but i went there once to see what all the fuss was about the girls were pretty jacked

>>40094401
also rock climbing gyms, plus the atmosphere is great and much more open so its much easier to start conversations

>>40094401
legit, it's mostly chicks in those gyms and they're all in way better shape than regular gyms.
crossfit guys are loser though lol, skinny as walking around with their shirts off the whole time thinking they're hot shit

How do I get a fit bf

Become moderately wealthy and charismatic

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>>40094467
Grindr

>>40094467
Approach me at the gym and ask for help, then make small talk, it's not that hard.

>>40093676
Get on gear. Girls, neither care nor can tell, a long as you are big and ripped.

>>40094467
>dress like a slut
>put on make up
>go to gym
>get on elipltical
>wait

>>40094467
if boy: sorry don't know
if girl: literally just talk to one

>>40094467
Tits or get the fuck out

>>40094467
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>>40094401

This. It's a well known fact that crossfit makes men tiny but women hot.

>>40093676
The same way you get any other kind of gf, because they are basically all the same.

Start dealing Anavar to cardio bunnies and Squat babes.

>>40095891
>because they are basically all the same.
>Implying fat chicks, fit girls and skinny girls are the same
No mate, completly incorrect

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>>40093676
tits