>People around me always talk about lifting and trying to size me up even thou I just lift amd don't like to talk about it except on this board
>Get new job
>Read on this board you should say you do zumba when they ask for lulz and to shut them off
>Constantly get asked what I do and I say zumba and skip around the park
>Everyone instantly believes this
>"Skipping in the park?"
>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"
>3 girls and 1 guy actually try it kek, 1 girl sticked to it
>She actually lost 10 pounds and still thanks me for the tip
>Wtfffff
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
>Suggest they search starting zumba
>One guy comes up to me asking me if I roid, I dont.
>He says his friend who is muh bodybuilder says it's impossible to get my size just though zumbo
>"Bro, I also skip and does your friend do zumba? No? Well he should try and see the great gains of zumba himself"
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
>Zumba is the shit
>>40077787
>starting Zumba
top fucking kek
>>40077787
Kek'd
>>40077787
>>Suggest they search starting zumba
I kekd
>>40077787
jej
>>40077787
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
kek
what have you done
>>40077805
>>40077862
>>40077906
>>40077930
>>40077787
>Starting zumba
kek
>>40077941
desu it looks more like contempt mixed with tiredness more than disgust
FUCKING ZUMBA? OMFG REALLY? THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS OP HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>40077978
Thanks for the (You)
>>40077998
No man, thanks for the (You)
>>40077980
U mad bro?
>>40078020
I bet I've got more (You)'s in my collection than you
>>40077787
>>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
Looks like you're going to have to actually start doing Zumba.
Good luck, boyo.
>>40078030
Yeah right
*Lifts trench coat to show (You)s attached to belt
>>40077787
>starting zumba
My sides
>>40078055
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your (You) collection, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt.
>>40077978
he's an autist, he can't discern emotion
>>40078104
Heh, looks like (You) have walked right into my trap.
*trap door opens sucking (You) down*
*Attaches your unprotected (You) to belt*
Could have been a worthy opponent, what a shame
Wii fit and Zumba
>>40078111
No mate, this guy is the real autist in this thread.
>>40078150
>>40077787
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
that's code: foursome
>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
op cucked himself.
My sides
>>40077787
>zumba for gains
see, this is the non autistic way to recognize each other in the wild. not that "feelin fit buddy" shit lmao
Zumba is not a meme
>>40077787
saved. maybe this finds its way into the sir-comic
>>40078418
I swear if someone here in Chile goes, "yeah zumba got me ripped" in front of me, I'm going to fucking lose it
>>40078515
Fuck off the zumba meme is like 6 years old
>>40078239
Might follow this guy's advice
>>40078034
I used to be a 400lb hambeast but dropped down to 190 over 2 years. Whenever anyone asked what I did I just say DDR.
>>40077787
>>40077787
>>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"
I see what you did there.