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What do you say when people ask you how you got /fit/

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>People around me always talk about lifting and trying to size me up even thou I just lift amd don't like to talk about it except on this board
>Get new job
>Read on this board you should say you do zumba when they ask for lulz and to shut them off
>Constantly get asked what I do and I say zumba and skip around the park
>Everyone instantly believes this
>"Skipping in the park?"
>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"
>3 girls and 1 guy actually try it kek, 1 girl sticked to it
>She actually lost 10 pounds and still thanks me for the tip
>Wtfffff
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
>Suggest they search starting zumba
>One guy comes up to me asking me if I roid, I dont.
>He says his friend who is muh bodybuilder says it's impossible to get my size just though zumbo
>"Bro, I also skip and does your friend do zumba? No? Well he should try and see the great gains of zumba himself"
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it
>Zumba is the shit
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>>40077787
>starting Zumba
top fucking kek
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>>40077787
Kek'd
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>>40077787
>>Suggest they search starting zumba
I kekd
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>>40077787
jej
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>>40077787
>Today he said his friend tried a zumba class last week and really liked it

kek
what have you done
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>>40077805
>>40077862
>>40077906
>>40077930
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>>40077787
>Starting zumba
kek
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>>40077941
desu it looks more like contempt mixed with tiredness more than disgust
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FUCKING ZUMBA? OMFG REALLY? THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS OP HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>40077978
Thanks for the (You)
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>>40077998
No man, thanks for the (You)
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>>40077980
U mad bro?
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>>40078020
I bet I've got more (You)'s in my collection than you
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>>40077787
>>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
>>Yeah right, 'zumba'
>>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba

Looks like you're going to have to actually start doing Zumba.

Good luck, boyo.
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>>40078030
Yeah right
*Lifts trench coat to show (You)s attached to belt
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>>40077787
>starting zumba

My sides
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>>40078055
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your (You) collection, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt.
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>>40077978
he's an autist, he can't discern emotion
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>>40078104
Heh, looks like (You) have walked right into my trap.

*trap door opens sucking (You) down*

*Attaches your unprotected (You) to belt*

Could have been a worthy opponent, what a shame
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Wii fit and Zumba
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>>40078111
No mate, this guy is the real autist in this thread.
>>40078150
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>>40077787
>3 girls asked me to come to their homes to learn them some zumba
that's code: foursome

>Can't comply since everyone will know I dont know how to zumba
op cucked himself.
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My sides
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>>40077787
>zumba for gains

see, this is the non autistic way to recognize each other in the wild. not that "feelin fit buddy" shit lmao
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Zumba is not a meme
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>>40077787
saved. maybe this finds its way into the sir-comic
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>>40078418
I swear if someone here in Chile goes, "yeah zumba got me ripped" in front of me, I'm going to fucking lose it
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>>40078515
Fuck off the zumba meme is like 6 years old
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>>40078239
Might follow this guy's advice
>>40078034
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I used to be a 400lb hambeast but dropped down to 190 over 2 years. Whenever anyone asked what I did I just say DDR.
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>>40077787
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>>40077787
>>"Yeah man gives you a great cardio workout and works your legs, just look how big mine got from skipping"

I see what you did there.
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