What's your morning routine like /fit/?

>up at 6
>start coffee immediately
>put on gym clothes
>make breakfast sandwich w/multivitamin, pack it
>shit and brush teeth
>grab work clothes, take everything to car
>work out til 8
>jack off & shower at gym
>eat breakfast sandwich at work

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>get up
>cold shower
>breakfast
>brush teeth
>bike to uni

>>40077557
>>jack off & shower at gym
don't you know it clogs the drain mate?

>>40077513
>wake up at 12
>wonder where it all went wrong
>eat breakfast
>spend day programming
>lift
>keep programming till 4am

I have a job and make money but i remember being broke and happy, now im just a lonely loser with nothing but his gains

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>>40077727

>wake up 7
>eat breakfast drink coffee
>either program or go to uni
>nap
>either to go uni or program
>lift
>make food for tomorrow count macros blessings and checking privilege
>lay in bed for an hour thinking about how lonely I am and thinking about next lift session
>so lonely

>Up at 525
>eggs coffee piss
>get in truck go to meh fire Academy
>lift or do class work
>go home study or lift
>sleep do over again

>>40077513
That scene was pretty intense.

>up at 5:55
>press button on coffee machine
>eat eggs + sausage, drink coffee
>poop
>walk four mins to gym
>work out
>walk four mins home
>contrast shower + second breakfast
>work and drink milk for ~8 hours (I work at home)

Anybody else shit 3 times within an hour of waking up? All regular sized shits of good consistency too. I'll also shit once or twice later in the day. Only supps I take are fiber, magnesium, potassium, and lysine (oral herpes). Fiber is since I eat high protein low carb.

> alarm at 6 (usually snooze)
> roll out of bed between 7-730
> shit, shower, shave
> depending on time remaining either make breakfast or load up yogurt, shaker cup, and granola
> work starts at 8, get there usually 10 min late.
> program/take support calls till 430-5
> lift
> go home for dinner
> weed and mobility
> tv, book, 4chan

Could be worse I guess.

>630
Wake up, cook some breakfast and have coffee
>700
Gym, lift heavy, sauna for 5-10 mins then shower
>830
Have a shake or grab something to eat
>845
Get to work early
>1200
Lunch break, go home for lunch and relax a bit, maybe have some espresso or tea
>100
Back to work
>500
Leave work and go home, play with my dog, cook dinner, netflix, bang gf, maybe go get dinner and walk around the city depending on how we are feeling
>930-10
Brush teeth, groom, drink some milk and some water, go to sleep

Life is meh. I have a kid on the way so I can't really live like I used to. Oh well

>>40077727
Similar problem here. It's the bright screen m8. You could put in the same amount of work getting up at 8 and going to bed at midnight, yet your sleep cycle always seems to push onward, doesn't it? It's the screen. Your body won't show signs of tiring as long as you're looking at a bright screen.

I'm trying to fix my own sleep schedule lately but it's really fucking hard. The only consistent method is to force yourself to turn off the computer 1-2 hours before your planned sleep time. Then you have to think of something to do until you feel tired or time's up.

>>40077513
>wake up quick
>usually around 12 o'clock
>need to get to compton soon
>get drunk before the day begins and mummy starts complaining about the company i keep

wake up
shit shower shave
Maybe eat breakfast if i'm feeling it
drink 3 cups of coffee

>>40077513
coffee, shit, brush teeth and splash face with cold water
done, i dont eat in the morning

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>>40077513
>Wake up in time for whenever first lesson is
>Fap
>Blend protein shake
>Drink tea/codes
>Walk into /uni/
>Have lunch at diner (full English)
>Go to gym
>Lift and listen to anime mixes

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>>40077513
Rise at five, run at half past for an hour, juice, shit, shower, leave for work at seven. Home gym, but can't lift in the am cuz my neighbour is fresh out of heart surgery and I have to batter the garage door down to get at my equipment. Don't want to shock him. Shame as I am brimming with energy in the morn, but half past fucked at night. Never gonna make it.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Wake up and live, love, and laugh :)

>>40079832
Get a job

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>>40077649
Fuck yo drain nigga!!

>wake up
>brush teeth
>convince myself not to kill myself
>lift
>protein shake

Then the rest of my depressing day

>>40079962
Its from American Psycho brotha

>>40077513

>wake
>take shit
>go to work

>up at 10
>eat and use the internet
>shit
>go to the gym

>>40077513
>up at 9:45
>get dressed/grab backpack because college fag
>smoke cig while skating to class
>class on/off until 2

>>40077513
wake up
wash up
dress up
eat up
brush teeth
go out and do stuff

>>40077513
>wake up about 5:45
>shower
>lotion
>find something to wear
>make breakfast
>6:45 go to work

I need to get out of this miserable life

>get up
>get breakfast from Del Taco
>go to the gym
>take shit
>enter restroom
>leave restroom
>work out
>leave

>>40078474
>fire academy

that's pretty rad dude

>up at 0445-0500
>either fap or get up depending if i have time to enjoy a fap
>dress up
>brush teeth
>do bed
>work
>lunch
>leave work & change into gym clothes
>gym
>home at 5 or 6
>eat or not, depending whether i have food in the fridge

Wake up

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?