kid saves for a year and a half to buy entire school female population

>>40070520

>$450

I would have killed for this amount of money when I was in high school. The niggra dun goofd.

>>40070550
Lmao holy shit seriously, the most this guy is going to get is "aww thanks" the be forgotten in a month

>>40070550
>>40070520
>$450 from a YEAR AND A HALF of saving
Get a job, you fucking degenerates.

>>40070562

Well his girlfriend is pretty hot from the article pic so hes doing something right

He'll get redpilled and end up on /r9k/

Only way he could get his side chicks valentine presents without making the main girl suspicious.

Solid strategy.

>tfw orbiting so hard you end up orbiting around your entire school

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>>40070520
Holy shit what the nigger

>450 burgerbucks
>1,5 years
what the fuck
I live in a second world shithole and could've gotten that much in 6 months tops while being a little HS shit

>read article
>does it because he saw people who didnt get anything on valentines day when he was young
>actually has a girlfriend before and after this

i thought it would be another case of the fedora highschool kid from that dance class again but its actually not autistic

>>40070630
4D chess

>>40070713
Yeah american teenage girls need to be even more entitled that's for sure

>>40070636
>>>/b/

>>40070705

When I was in high school I worked in a deli. We were paid every two weeks and the average paycheck was $750.

He probably got like $20 bucks a week in allowance for doing chores and put half that into his savings.

>>40070630
>>40070714
chess not checkers

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>>40070630

>>40070630

kek'd

>>40070520
>his name was Hayden
Never had a chance

>>40070520
h-how about some flowers for a f-fat kid?

also his girlfriend isn't hot you guys must have low standards